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May 23, 2019
Podquisition 233: Game Of Thrones Is Exactly Like Street Fighter The Movie
Game of Thrones and Street Fighter: The Movie have a lot in common. Also, Rage 2, Team Sonic Racing, A Plague Tale, and more!
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66 min
May 16, 2019
Podquisition 232: Poking My Mysterio
Gotta love that Mysterio rub. Also, Rage 2 and other things!
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69 min
May 11, 2019
The Spin-Off Doctors: Bloodrayne - The Third Reich
They couldn't even be bothered to find a guy who actually looked like Hitler.
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120 min
May 9, 2019
Podquisition 231: Detective Pikachu
This week, Laura tells us all about Detective Pikachu, which she saw. Gavin surprisingly played Bloodborne. Jim did very little with his wretched life.
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59 min
May 3, 2019
Podquisition 230: Sonic's Man Fingers
Sonic the Hedgehog is upsetting.
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65 min
April 28, 2019
The Spin-Off Doctors: Black Mirror - Bandersnatch
We bander all the snatches and learn that we were the Black Mirror all along.
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89 min
April 25, 2019
Podquisition 229: Days Gone Is Zombies
Days Gone is fine. It's just a zombie game. Elsewhere we discuss Boxboy, audio hardware, and someone played Bloodborne yet again.
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65 min
April 18, 2019
Podquisition 228: You'll Have A Four Minute Gap That You Can Run And Pee
Soundcloud didn't have the characters available for me to call this episode "I Put Off Watching John Wick For Five Years Because I Didn't Want To See A Dog Get Hurt."
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83 min
April 11, 2019
Podquisition 227: F*ck Live Services
Gavin is unhappy about "lively" rumors concerning Dragon Age 4. Meanwhile, Laura played Labo VR, and other things happened!
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84 min
April 5, 2019
Podquisition 226: Wet Meat Mouth
The mouths are wet with meat this week. Also, more Sekiro talk, nostalgia, difficulty, and BRAIN TALK.
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87 min
March 28, 2019
Podquisition 225: A Fly Going Up Your Bum
Fears about flies and bumhole terrorize the gang this week. Also, plenty of Sekiro talk, and some other stuff too!
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80 min
March 22, 2019
The Spin-Off Doctors: Hi-Score Girl
The movie boys become series boys to look at Hi-Score Girl, a Netflix original anime. ANIME BOYS!
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87 min
March 21, 2019
Podquisition 224: Puppet Master
One of us watched Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich. It was... an experience. Also, lost voices, Stadia, The Division 2, and much more!
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69 min
March 14, 2019
Podquisition 223: In My Medical Opinion, You're F*cked
One of us is remarkably under the weather but we're still bringing you hot chat. Let's discuss a bit of the ol' coke, more DMC5, and other things!
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55 min
March 7, 2019
Podquisition 222: Devil May Cry
Devil May Cry 5 is very, very, very good. Also other things!
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64 min
February 28, 2019
Podquisition 221: Podcast Like It's 1999
The UK hits of 1999 and beyond take center stage on this videogame podcast about videogames. Also, we chat about Anthem, and probably some other stuff.
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71 min
February 21, 2019
Podquisition 220: What The F*ck Is Anthem Talking About?
This week's quite game heavy. We talk about the latest Fallout 76 hilarity, we talk about Gav's experience with Anthem, we chat Metro Exodus, Far Cry, and more. Wow, games!
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72 min
February 15, 2019
Podquisition 219: The Comrade Comedy Hour
What a blessed union we make on this podcast.
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72 min
February 8, 2019
The Spin-Off Doctors: Pokemon The Unown Entei Adventure Of Kidnapping Third Movie
Be the best that you can be, and if a mustachioed dog kidnaps you, play along.
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75 min
February 7, 2019
Podquisition 218: Gag Reflex
This week is a zesty one! We talk about movies, vibrato, throats, and maybe sometimes games like Apex Legends and other stuff.
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64 min
February 1, 2019
Podquisition Episode 217: I'm Mickey Mouse
Mickey Mouse joins us as a special guest, definitely, for Kingdom Hearts III.
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66 min
January 25, 2019
The Spin-Off Doctors: Halo Legends
Who the heck is discussing Halo Legends in 2019? We the heck!
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94 min
January 24, 2019
Podquisition 216: Trans Rights
On this week's episode, we talk about Hbomberguy's historic Donkey Kong 64 stream for trans charity Mermaids. Also, Resident Evil 2, and some other things!
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68 min
January 17, 2019
Podquisition 215: Dog Tugging
Scurrilous rumors abound as a result of a dog with a very nasty habit. Elsewhere, we talk about Travis Strikes Back, Onimusha, New Super Mario Bros. U, and OTHER THINGS!
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62 min
January 11, 2019
The Spin-off Doctors: Treasure Of The Four Crowns
What can even be said about this hot nonsense? Treasure of the Four Crowns is a very special B movie in which dinosaur attacks barely warrant a mention and everything has to explode. It's a real... head turner.
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96 min
January 10, 2019
Podquisition 214: Little Shop Of Horrors Without The Plant
How do you do Little Shop of Horrors without the plant? One self-aggrandizing drama teacher tried it. Also, we wrap up 2018's games and look forward to 2019's games. As you do.
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92 min
December 20, 2018
Podquisition 213: A No Deal Christmas
It's almost Christmas time, so enjoy that. We also talk about Gris, Below, Pokemon battlin' and other stuff. Special thanks to "Ned Reid" for letting us use his wonderful 8 Bit cover of "Messing With The Best" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe1M5lNe1wE
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67 min
December 19, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
There was a very brief period of "nerds are cool now" in the late 2000s and early 2010s. We all got over it pretty quickly, but boy did it make for some poorly dated films. Anyway, here's a movie about a bad human being getting everything he wants.
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111 min
December 13, 2018
Podquisition Episode 212: Long Live The Sonic Flesh
We need to talk about Sonic's horrifyingly muscular legs. Also, Smashed Brothers, BioWare, Street Fighter V ads, and other things!
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69 min
December 6, 2018
Podquisition Episode 211: Rise Up
We live in a society! Let's rise up together for an episode that discusses more Fallout nonsense, The Binding of Isaac card game, and the PlayStation Classic!
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64 min
November 30, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Pixels (Our Final Pixelscast)
The best thing about yearly traditions is when they end. This will be the final word on Pixels, as we produce our third podcast about Adam Sandler's masterpiece.
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85 min
November 29, 2018
Podquisition 210: Take Me Home, Canvas Bag
We had to talk about the Fallout 76 canvas bag scandal. Also, more Pokemon, more mockery of Bethesda, and some sad dissection of Darksiders III.
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71 min
November 23, 2018
Podquisition Episode 209: Pokemon Is Late Stage Capitalism
A podcast of two halves, almost. Jim and Laura talk Pokemon Let's Go, then Jim and Gav dump hard on Fallout 76. The whole gang joins in for in-game gambling though.
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82 min
November 16, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Castlevania Season 2
Netflix is back with more Castlevania. Twice as long, and ever better, so let's get into it!
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79 min
November 15, 2018
Podquisition Episode 208: Take Me Home, Country Roads
So how about that Fallout 76? I should point out, this podcast was recorded after only a few hours with the game, before your old pal Jim was utterly sick of it. Expect a more generous appraisal here, and that's saying something, because this appraisal isn't generous at all! Elsewhere, Pokemon Let's Go, a bit more Red Dead Redemption 2, and some o' that Spyro!
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69 min
November 8, 2018
Podquisition Episode 207: Fuck You & The Horse You Rode In On Simulator
The Quiet Man gets eviscerated like it deserves, Gav has more troubles with Red Dead, and HAPPY DRUMS GAME!
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57 min
November 2, 2018
Podquisition Episode 206: DeltaTaleUnderRune
This week Gavin has a list of questions regarding Red Dead Redemption 2's more questionable elements. Also, Rockstar did a naughty thing! We discuss Deltarune, of course. Timestamp there is 46:09 - 57:30 if you totally want to avoid it!
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68 min
October 30, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: The Lawnmower Man
There are movies that have dated quite badly... and then there's this tale of broken ethics and jawdropping CGI.
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108 min
October 25, 2018
Podquisition Episode 205: Red Dead
Unsurprisingly, Red Dead Redemption 2 gets a lot of airtime. Also, plenty of our evil liberalisms, and a bit o' Dark Souls.
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76 min
October 19, 2018
Podquisition 204: Honey, I Married The Anime
This is definitely a podcast about videogames, not anime. Anyway, we talk about The Missing, Warriors Orochi, Switch NES 'romhack' fun, and of course that Red Dead Redemption 2 stuff.
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65 min
October 12, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: It Came From The Desert
This awful movie about moderately giant ants looks at a SyFy Original and wishes it could be that funny... and it's not like SyFy Originals set a very high bar.
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133 min
October 11, 2018
Podquisition Episode 203: Assassin's Bean
Because Rowan Atkinson would do well in an Ubisoft game.
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68 min
October 4, 2018
Podquisition Episode 202: You Are Already Drunk
Fist of the North Star, Assassin's Creed: Odyssey, Wandersong, and Monster Party!?
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71 min
September 27, 2018
Podquisition Episode 201: We Need To Talk About Bowsette
Bowsette, Nintendo Switch Online, shrinky horseballs, and Bowsette.
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63 min
September 26, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Arcade
Ready Player Dumb.
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106 min
September 20, 2018
Podquisition Episode 200: It Is The 200th Episode!
We've somehow made it to 200 episodes of this weekly gibberish! We raise a glass of Fantarito and Cyberpunk beer, we go round the twist, we reminisce, and we talk about some of our favorite games of the past four years.
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97 min
September 13, 2018
Podquisition Episode 199: The Spidered Man
GOD DAMN IT, PETER PARKER, GET ME PHOTOS OF THAT SPIDER-MAN!
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65 min
September 12, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Chasing Ghosts
A documentary about some fascinating men. And also Roy Shildt.
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114 min
September 6, 2018
Podquisition Episode 198: The Stink Of Desperation
On this week's episode, we talk about Spider-Man, and Laura's played some interesting games around London Town. Also, Gav is The Mistered Bright Sides.
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69 min
August 30, 2018
Podquisition Episode 197: I'm Glad The Cardboard is Still Doing Well
All the hots from Gamescom, including Cyberpunk 2077 and Man of Medan. Plus, more Shenmue, Donut County, and other stuff!
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60 min
August 28, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Tomb Raider 2018
A competent movie. Let's talk about a competent movie.
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93 min
August 23, 2018
Podquisition Episode 196: The Stay Frosty Generation
Stay frosty! This week we talk about Shenmue, Ghost Recon, and all sorta of games we're looking forward to.
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72 min
August 16, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Rampage
You'd think a movie about a GIANT WOLF would be less predictable.
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95 min
August 16, 2018
Podquisition Episode 195: Wee Crappy Poo
Turns out the whole gang had major issues with We Happy Few, aka We Unhappy Many. Oh dear.
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62 min
August 9, 2018
Podquisition Episode 194: ASBESTOS
On this week's asbestos-fueled podcast, we talk about We Happy Few, Dead Cells, Flipping Death, and Rise of the Tomb Raider.
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65 min
August 2, 2018
Podquisition Episode 193: It Ain't Getting Better For None Of Us
Hangovers are just the beginning of the aging process. Also, Deus Ex, God of War, Titan Quest, Hello Neighbor, Pure Electric Love, and Rick & Morty.
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73 min
July 26, 2018
Podquisition Episode 192: Fighter Hornblowing
What is up with those weird "sexy" games on Switch? Let's find out!
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62 min
July 25, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Ready Player One
The least believable parts of this flick are the actual fantastical elements.
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140 min
July 19, 2018
Podquisition Episode 191: Sammy's Super T-Shirt
We uncover ancient movies about shirts while playing Octopath, Yakuza, and a game about sushi love.
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63 min
July 12, 2018
Podquisition Episode 190: Hot Gollum Action
Laura's off this week with feeling poorly, but we hold down the fort with Gollum and loads of impenetrable telly talk.
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65 min
July 10, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Alone In The Dark 2
No. Just, no. No no no.
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122 min
July 5, 2018
Podquisition Episode 189: Cup o' Jim
With all the calm of a morning TV show, we rouse you from your slumber with our soothing chat. Also: Octopath Traveler, Sushi Strikers, Metro, and more!
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66 min
June 28, 2018
Podquisition Episode 188: Super Mario Sodomy
Porn? In MY Mario? Also on the docket: Figment, Mario Tennis Aces, and Rabbids.
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62 min
June 26, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Dante's Inferno
They call it "an animated epic." That's putting it strongly.
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76 min
June 21, 2018
Podquisition Episode 187: Shit And Dead Animals
Fortnite and Paladins are on Switch and introducing old people to the new hotness. Elsewhere, childhood horrors and Waluigi problems.
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69 min
June 14, 2018
Podquisition 186: The E3 One That We Did
The gang chats all things E3, including Fallout 76, Smash, The Last of Us Part 2, Anthem, and all the bollocks in between.
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72 min
June 7, 2018
Podquisition Episode 185: Chicanery & Shenanigans At The F*ckboy Circus
We talk about Anor Londo, Another World, and catch up on Nintendo's free-to-start Pokemon mindblower. Also, Agony is a terrible videogame.
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62 min
May 31, 2018
Podquisition Episode 184: Legokemon
This week we look at a lot of new Pokemon announcements, have a spirited discussion about Detroit, and we all played that there Dark Souls.
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97 min
May 30, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Jumanji - Welcome To The Jungle
Okay, none of us were prepared for how bloody good this was. Seriously better than it has any right to be.
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137 min
May 24, 2018
Podquisition Episode 183: Bodyslammed In My Butt
On today's show, Laura discusses Detroit: Become Human, which she has played, as well as Dark Souls Remastered. Elsewhere, we chat about Pokemon, bodyslams, and the PS4's lifecycle.
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62 min
May 17, 2018
Podquisition Episode 182: Nintendo Gotta Nintendo
We naturally give Nintendo a bit of a kicking for their Switch Online plans, as well as chat about Bloodborne (shock!), Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition, and loads more!
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63 min
May 15, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: The King Of Kong
We wipe our butts, we lose our luggage, and we lament as Brian Kuh is Brian Kuh.
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134 min
May 10, 2018
Podquisition 181: Electric Six Dungeon
On a stuffed episode of Podquisition, we talk about Nintendo Labo, Tacoma, Dark Souls, mental health, Spotify's Electric Six obsession, and much more.
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99 min
May 3, 2018
Podquisition Episode 180: Harold & Kumar Go To White Kratos
It's almost all God of War, but we throttle some Harry Potter in there somewhere.
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65 min
April 26, 2018
Podquisition Episode 179: Welcome To POD
Jim Sterling sings the theme tune to make up for being unable to do the rest of the show. Laura and Gav therefore host POD, all of the podding without the 'quisitioning.
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61 min
April 19, 2018
Podquisition Episode 178: UBOS
The gang has to rely on USER GENERATED CONTENT and the Ultimate Book of Spells to make a lean news week into a fun podcast!
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60 min
April 12, 2018
Podquisition Episode 177: We're Now A PUBG Clone
We mentioned frying pans too many times, now our podcast copied PUBG! Elsewhere, we chat about Extinction, Gav's Warframe experience, and more Pokemon shenanigans. Also, some silliness about a loose-lipped NIS boss!
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63 min
April 10, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Far Cry 5 - Inside Eden's Gate
Ubisoft does a wank for thirty minutes.
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60 min
April 5, 2018
Podquisition Episode 176: Nintendo Switch Blight Town
We all know Dark Souls is coming to Nintendo Switch, but we also realized something this week... if Dark Souls is coming to Switch, so too is Blight Town. In addition to that horror, we talk more Far Cry 5, chat about Minit, and give Octopath Traveler some love. Also, Laura played Dark Souls remastered.
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66 min
March 29, 2018
Podquisition Episode 175: Type O Piss Cassette
The gang gives Far Cry 5 a good going over, and some hot takes threaten to boil the abundant piss.
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63 min
March 28, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Castlevania
Your movie boys hang out with Dracula on Netflix n' that.
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93 min
March 22, 2018
Podquisition Episode 174: Nintendo's Cardboard Dildo
This week, the gang talks some more Kirby, chats about Sea of Thieves, and dabbles in movie chat.
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60 min
March 15, 2018
Podquisition Episode 173: Kirby's Valentines Vomit
Kirby does some loving sick as we discuss Kirby Star Allies, Ghost of a Tale, Ni no Kuni II, and how news media needs to clean up its own act before talking about violent videogames.
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69 min
March 13, 2018
The Spin off Doctors: Sonic The Hedgehog - The Movie
Do not listen to this episode, please.
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155 min
March 8, 2018
Podquisition Episode 172: Celeste
This week we talk a lot about Celeste, the latest Assassin's Creed DLC, Detention, Kirby Star Allies, and more. Also, let's laugh at The Sun's latest attack campaign... on people who can read books properly.
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61 min
March 1, 2018
Podquisition Episode 171: Neg Neg Neg Neg Neg
On today's energetic episode, we talk about Super Seducer and the "dating guru" who used the DMCA to prove his manhood. Elsewhere, we chat about Metal Gear Survive's wankery, PAX runners buying games media, and the difficulty in archiving game experiences.
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60 min
February 27, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman - Agent 47
"You're locked in here with me" and other cliches!
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99 min
February 22, 2018
Podquisition Episode 170: Carry On Up The Bayonetta
This week we talk about Metal Gear Survive, Bayonetta, and how crap YouTube is. So, a good week!
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69 min
February 15, 2018
Podquisition 169: What They DID To Zhang He
Naturally, Jim laments Dynasty Warriors 9 for a long time alongside Laura. Elsewhere, Gav still hasn't reached the Second Dream.
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67 min
February 13, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Really good for a high school fan-film!
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103 min
February 8, 2018
Podquisition Episode 168: Gav's Piss Story
This week, we have a story about public urination. Elsewhere, we chat about Warframe and blackmail, Monster Hunter World, and Iron Maiden. As ya do.
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66 min
February 1, 2018
Podquisition 167: You Don't Have To Be A Hard Penis
On this week's show, we chat about Monster Hunter World, Sterdust's next appearance on February 10th, Gavin's Warframe experience, and the story mode of Genital Jousting.  Also, there's a mistake made with a lot of CBD oil.
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81 min
January 30, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil The Final Chapter
At last... at long last... the story of how Alice is better than everybody in the whole world concludes.  For now.
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132 min
January 25, 2018
Podquisition Episode 166: Black Mirrored
The gang talks about television a lot, but finally gets around to videogames at some point.
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70 min
January 18, 2018
Podquisition Episode 165: Warframe, Baby!
The gang chats Warframe, Pokemon, and some other stuffs!
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60 min
January 17, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Far Cry
MEMORY FRAGMENT UNLOCKED!
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83 min
January 11, 2018
Podquisition Episode 164: Down To Clop
There's too much sex for us to do, and clopping's just the start of it. Elsewhere, Laura's discovery of Battle Chef Brigade is energetic, Gav goes back to Nier, and Jim reminds us of the virtues of Rayman Legends. Oh and we had no idea what that Switch Direct was about!
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63 min
January 4, 2018
Podquisition Episode 163: Heavy Metal Lighthouse Siren
The gang get ready to ROCK... on a lighthouse. Or something. Also, videogames!
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82 min
January 2, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Dead Space - Downfall
It's not fit for purpose.
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125 min
December 28, 2017
Podquisition Episode 162: Krampus Simulator 2018
The gang discusses the ultimate Krampus power fantasy.  Elsewhere, we talk about Blossom Tales, PUBG, and Gorogoa!
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59 min
December 21, 2017
Podquisition Episode 161: Mr. Crimble's Christmas Crumble Kids
Holiday traditions to delight and amuse! We spend a lot of time talking about Xenoblade Chronicles 2 while Gav plays some Tomb Raider in 4K. Also, what we're looking forward to in 2018.
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82 min
December 19, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: The Wizard
I love the Power Glove. It's bad.
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152 min
December 14, 2017
Podquisition Episode 160: Norman Reedus Has A Neck Baby
On this week's episode, we talk about that wacky Death Stranding trailer, and react IN REAL TIME to Patreon's surprise reversal. Elsewhere, we chat about an old RPG, a less old RPG, and some other things!
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69 min
December 7, 2017
Podquisition Episode 159: MONADO BOY!
Fancy meeting you here, MONADO BOY! We discuss Xenoblade Chronicles 2, an unexpected Portal spin-off, and the tragedy of amiibo cereal.
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61 min
December 5, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels Movie Commentary
We actually sat through and commentated through this whole horrible trainwreck. What a treat. What a goddamn treat.
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115 min
November 30, 2017
Podquisition Episode 158: STERstruck
As Sterdust prepares to dazzle Jackson on January 6, we deal with the post-release lull and talk bollocks. EA can't stop being rubbish, Skyrim is on Switch, and other things!
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70 min
November 23, 2017
Podquisition Episode 157: F*ck The FCC
It's Thanksgiving, which means very little is happening. However, since EA messed up loot boxes so royally, we have much to discuss there. Also, the FCC is rubbish, Skyrim's alright on Switch, and Gav likes the new Thor film.
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62 min
November 21, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King II - Two Worlds
King Chad of the Larp Kingdom defends his styrofoam fortress from a cartoon wyvern NOT A DRAGON A WYVERN!
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94 min
November 16, 2017
Podquisition Episode 156: Darth Vendor
It's difficult to talk about anything other than the sheer mess that has been Star Wars Battlefront II. We discuss 2017's most controversial game while refreshing its subreddit waiting for EA DICE's ill-fated AMA to start. Also, Hand of Fate 2, DOOM for Switch, and some other stuff!
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73 min
November 9, 2017
Podquisition Episode 155: The Spice Girls
On this week's podcast, we talk about turn-of-the-millenium British pop culture to alienate most of you. After that, we chat Sonic Forces, more Assassin's Creed, the Xbox One X, and some other bollocks.
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70 min
November 7, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: eXistenZ
It's about things going in butts, basically. Also videogames, to a lesser degree.
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123 min
November 2, 2017
Podquisition Episode 154: Trick Or Treason
Halloween may be over, but this assortment of monsters is still ready to spook ya with gaming nonsense! This week we mostly talk about the games we've been playing, chiefly Super Mario Odyssey, Wolfenstein II, and that Assassin one.
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67 min
October 26, 2017
Podquisition Episode 153: Moons Deep In The Mario
This week, Mario Odyssey takes center stage, but we chat plenty about Assassin's Creed Origins as well. One of us weren't allowed to play the latest Ubisoft game, because U-play wouldn't let them.
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74 min
October 24, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Legend of Chun-Li
Oh screw everything. Time for another mistake. Let's talk about a film that is definitely not a comedy like Rush Hour. All it has are those Billy Zane eyes.
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123 min
October 19, 2017
Podquisition Episode 152: That Would Be An Ecunemical Matter
We went far too long without a Father Ted reference. Anyway, we chat more Shadow of War, discuss The Evil Within 2, and dump on WWE 2K18 a little. Also, you damn right we chatted about Activision and Visceral.
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68 min
October 12, 2017
Podquisition Episode 151: Gavin Said Something Brilliant
Gav said something great on this episode and I can't remember it for the show title quote, nor can I find it again amongst all this GREAT chat. Rest assured though, Gav is back, and he is good. Also, Shadow of War, the Switch explosion, and Assassin's Creed: Origins!
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72 min
October 10, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Onechanbara - Bikini Samurai Squad
This podcast was a terrible mistake and we're all very sorry.
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77 min
October 5, 2017
Podquisition Episode 150: Fart Porn Specialist
On this week's classy 'cast, we discuss very specific pornography. This is a videogame podcast. We also talk about Golf Story, Pinball FX3, and Hob, as well as lots of other stuff!
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63 min
September 28, 2017
Podquisition Episode 149: Iwata In The Machine
Iwata is the Ghost in the Machine now, which cements his coolness. Elsewhere, the PS Vita has a bad time, the Atari Box is a thing, and that Assassin's Creed gold head is horrible.
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64 min
September 26, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Heavenly Sword (2014)
On its own, Heavenly Sword is a fairly mediocre and badly animated CG movie. Contextualized, it's AMAZINGLY awful. What they managed to do while having access to the source material is an incredible testament to how badly you can screw up when you clearly don't give a damn.
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123 min
September 21, 2017
Podquisition Episode 148: The Slimer Fleshlight
The PQ Crew asks very important Ghostbusters questions. Also, we chat about the grind of Destiny 2's endgame, Final Fantasy IX is nice, and the Outsider dies. Oh, and Mario's nipples are a thing.
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65 min
September 14, 2017
Podquisition Episode 147: Does Mario's Hat F*ck?
Björk visits the studio, remasters are happening, and there's loads of obvious Destiny 2 talk. Oh, and we also have to confront horrible truths about sentient hat.
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71 min
September 12, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life
What happens when one Nobel Prize isn't enough? This happens.
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93 min
September 7, 2017
Podquisition Episode 146: Knack Is The Bing Of Mascot Platformers
This week we talk about the big games we stuck our hands into, chiefly Destiny 2 and Knack 2. Also, Game of Thrones, Mario isn't a plumber, and this podcast is haunted.
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68 min
August 31, 2017
Podquisition Episode 145: Noctis' Mons Pubis
Final Fantasy and Assassin's Creed team up to make sick happen, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle is finally here, and we're definitely not loading our Raspberry Pi with SNES games.
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63 min
August 29, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne 2: Deliverance
Uwe Boll's awfulness returns for another ill-advised dip in the BloodRayne ocean. This time, vampire cowboys.
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79 min
August 24, 2017
Podquisition Episode 144: Harold The Giraffe
We'll never find out why Harold the Giraffe is allowed in schools. Elsewhere, we detail the sad fate of McBusted, The SNES Classic preorders are an unsurprising mess, and some videogame stuff happened!
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68 min
August 17, 2017
Podquisition Episode 143: The Dark Souls Of Eyes Wide Shut
Orgies are discussed, as is the way of things. Elsewhere, we talk about developers who tell naughty lies, Jim Sterling becoming Undertale canon, Sonic Mania, Agents of Mayhem, and more.
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57 min
August 15, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Tron
The boys go into the diiiiiigital woooorld and see what's happening when computers are evil and stuff.
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93 min
August 10, 2017
Podquisition Episode 142: A Trail Of Blood And Spunk
I didn't wanna call today's episode what it is. You can thank Gav and Splatoon 2 for that. Otherwise, let's chat about Shadow of War's loot boxes, the curse of Hellblade, and how millennials destroyed vinyl LPs.
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76 min
August 3, 2017
Podquisition Episode 141: Drawing Geralt's Bath Sausage
Builders get their knobs out, everybody knows this. It's part of the construction gig. Elsewhere, The Witcher 3 has a coloring book, GameStop hates its employees, and Warframe gets some discussion.
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81 min
August 1, 2017
The Spin- off Doctors: Resident Evil Retribution
I think that's the right one. Seriously, these Resident Evil movies have become impossible to sort out. Anyway, it copies Dawn of the Dead and Aliens, so let's see how that works!
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72 min
July 27, 2017
Podquisition Episode 140: Bird-Faced People Eating Arses
This week, we describe social media in terms of a Hell painting, and give our thoughts on Splatoon 2 and Pyre. Meanwhile, Gav's played more Destiny, and Pokemon Go had an event that... well... didn't quite go.
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66 min
July 20, 2017
Podquisition Episode 139: Grandma Nintendo
There is no potential for Grandma Nintendo as a character. Meanwhile, we focus surprisingly on videogames this week, how about that!? Destiny 2 thoughts, Unity Engine, and the AtariBox, plus more!
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62 min
July 18, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon The Movie 2000
Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one. At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.
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66 min
July 13, 2017
Podquisition Episode 138: Rectal Urgency
Your pal Jim Sterling is back from gall bladder surgery after having to cancel last week. It's time to talk about Crash Bandicoot, terrible PS4 developers, and loads of other bollocks!
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63 min
July 5, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Tekken
You know... this really isn't all that bad. At least it's an actual movie.
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107 min
June 29, 2017
Podquisition Episode 137: Physical Contact Speed
The SNES Classic will definitely be a better situation than... oh. Oh it wasn't. Okay then. Elsewhere, we look at some console shovelware, we examine publisher lies, and talk some other bollocks.
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62 min
June 28, 2017
Jim Won't Give Ian His VR: Episode 3
I should point out that Ian and I are friends, because otherwise this episode would come off really harsh. More than normal. But anyway, let's hear about human wreckage, being Jason Voorhees for a joke, and Benjamin Button as a film critic.
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54 min
June 22, 2017
Podquisition Episode 136: Mario The Soul Catcher
On this week's episode, Nintendo tries to clarify that Mario doesn't possess anybody. It's worse than that. Elsewhere, we chat about the weather, Wolfenstein, and more Nintendo bollocks.
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62 min
June 20, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Assassin's Creed
The worst movie we've done. Period.
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88 min
June 14, 2017
Podquisition Episode 135: F*ckable Bowser E32017
It's E3 time! Podquisition talks about the press briefings and news, as well as how choice Bowser looks now. Be it Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony, Ubisoft, or EA, we've got all the bollocks for ya!
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68 min
June 8, 2017
Podquisition Episode 134: Ubisoft Is A Glazed Sh*t Donut
Ubisoft's new logo looks like a coiled dog turd in the summer heat, so it's the perfect logo, really. Elsewhere, Greenlight is dead, Splatoon 2's headset shenanigans are perfectly Nintendo, and did we mention Greenlight is dead!?
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82 min
June 1, 2017
Podquisition Episode 133: There Will Be No Seaman Puns In This Week's Title
Is Seaman coming back? We can only bloody hope. It'll be more interesting than Far Cry 5 outrage. Elsewhere, we talk about the lifespan of jokes, and we chat about Rime, Friday the 13th, and Tekken 7.
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73 min
May 24, 2017
Podquisition Episode 132: I Could Crush You From The Testicles Outwards
A day early, but still a dollar short, your Podquisition crew talks literal bollocks for a good while before trying to talk about some videogames. Elsewhere, Mario + Rabbids is a thing, as is Destiny 2, and so is avacado toast!
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67 min
May 23, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II
The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II by Jimquisition
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113 min
May 18, 2017
Podquisition Episode 131: Kissy Kissy Penis
The Podquisition crew gain reality-warping powers and use them irresponsibly. Elsewhere, more Prey talk, discussions about The Surge, and Ubisoft gets its E3 games out early.
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62 min
May 11, 2017
Podquisition Episode 130: Two Minutes To Midnight
Gav joins Iron Maiden and a scary ghost haunts the Podquisition. Elsewhere, we chat about Prey, Bethesda's putting its trademark foot down again, and something something Vanquish.
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64 min
May 9, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Alone In The Dark
Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.
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99 min
May 4, 2017
Podquisition Episode 129: Link Does A Gaper
We talk about the "cheeky" DLC coming to Breath of the Wild, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's majesty, Little Nightmares, and probably other games too! Elsewhere, Laura's gonna do a wee, and Gavin's joined the ranks of the beggarati.
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74 min
May 2, 2017
Jim Won't Give Ian His VR: Episode 2
The comment section becomes a dysfunctional police station as Ian Boldsworth bites back.
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68 min
April 27, 2017
Podquisition Episode 128: Have A Look At My Night Trap
So they're rereleasing Night Trap. That's a thing that is happening. Also, we talk about Outlast 2 and Flinthook, Platinum Games is making waves on PC, and Gavin's still playing Zelda.
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75 min
April 25, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Ratchet & Clank
So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh. Yep. Conrad's supplemental, along with visual aids, can be found here: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-ratchet-clank/
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116 min
April 20, 2017
Podquisition Episode 127: Prepare To Dine
Gavin upsets canon and has to be taken to one side, while we lament a generation that won't watch Beverly Hills Cop III. Elsewhere, the SNES Classic might be a thing, there's more Switch bollocks, and Namco Bandai prepares to dine.
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63 min
April 18, 2017
Jim Won't Give Ian His VR: Episode 1
Comedian and podcaster Ian Boldsworth wants Jim Sterling's virtual reality headset. Jim Sterling doesn't want to give it to him. Witness the beginning of one man's attempt to psychologically break someone in the name of free stuff.
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98 min
April 13, 2017
Podquisition Episode 126: Peter Molyneux Bangs Peter Moore... David Cage Watches
It's easy as one, two, six! This week, Buster Keaton faces the ultimate challenge, Pathfinder Ryder needs a damn cellphone, and Bayonetta is on PC now. Also, the Scorpio is still a thing, The Sexy Brutale is brilliant, and Peter Moore is so naughty!
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64 min
April 11, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat Annihilation
"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me." Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious. Let the Spin-off Doctors tell you why, and peruse some hot gif action while you listen: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-mortal-kombat-annihilation/
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150 min
April 6, 2017
Podquisition Episode 125: Battle Of The Ultimate Music Boys
We gather the best boys in music for a showdown that will live on forever... or for a week, anyway. As if that wasn't enough (and it should be), we talk more Zelda, we deal with that Yooka-Laylee thing, and Seattle was pretty cool!
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91 min
March 29, 2017
Podquisition Episode 124: I Still Like PeeBee
Podquisition is up a day early because Jim will be cleaning up some dirty in Seattle. Settle in for the usual slop. Game talk, interruptions, Andromeda. Oh, and some... "preview" words of warning regarding Yooka-Laylee.
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77 min
March 28, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Brainscan
Ed Furlong and T. Ryder Smith team up to create a movie that could have been a B movie classic if it didn't get everything so very wrong. Nevertheless, a personal favorite and an interesting curio for those into game-themed cinema. Yes indeed.
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96 min
March 23, 2017
Podquisition Episode 123: Welcome To The Fockers, Son!
Things get interesting in this one, holy moly! Let's talk about Nier: Automata, Horizon's music, Mass Effect: Andromeda, and then let's get really weird!
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72 min
March 16, 2017
Podquisition Episode 122: What The Cuck Is This Anal Bum Party?
This episode's suffering will be legendary, even in Hell. There are no rails in sight as we hurdle from sincere divulgences to Metacritic mayhem, angry people, and extramarital shenanigans. Somehow, we also get a lot of game chat, from more Zelda thoughts to a hot take on Nier: Automata and more!
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121 min
March 14, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King - A Dungeon Siege Tale
Somehow we managed to bag two Matthew Lillard movies in a row. This time around, he's much more in his element as the evil Duke Fallow... but what is that accent? Elsewhere, King Burt Reynolds has ninjas, Ron Perlman wants the chicken, and we make this movie sound 10,000 times more interesting than it actually is.
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109 min
March 9, 2017
Podquisition Episode 121: I Have A Rubber Fish Helmet
Unsurprisingly, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and the Nintendo Switch are the big topics of discussion. Also, rubber fish helmets!
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74 min
March 2, 2017
Podquisition Episode 120: Breath Of The Wild 12/10!
Laura has access to a Nintendo Switch, so tune in for impressions of the console, as well as the 12/10 rated Breath of the Wild! Also, more thoughts on Horizon: Zero Dawn, and some of the most alarming tangents you'll hear in a videogame podcast.
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88 min
February 28, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander
Oh hello there, it's time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time. Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it's one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn't just plain bad. Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you.
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112 min
February 23, 2017
Podquisition Episode 119: Bohemian Like You
We got singing! We got Horizon: Zero Dawn impressions! We got immediate reactions to the lawsuit dismissal (this was recorded that very day). Suffice to say we got a damn show, kids!
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68 min
February 16, 2017
Podquisition Episode 118: Skeleton Warnings
The nature of skeletons, rabbit sex antics, and the highness of the woman in the song about a woman being high. What more could you want? Videogame talk? We got that as well. Thoughts on For Honor, reactions to the Breath of the Wild season pass, and more Nioh bollocks. You want more? We have AT LEAST SOME OTHER THINGS!
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72 min
February 14, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil - Afterlife
Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that! More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any sort of relief. How will your Movie Boys cope? Well, one of them sorta liked it!
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104 min
February 9, 2017
Podquisition Episode 117: Easy D
The Podquisition crew seeks Easy D in a new episode that features Nioh discussion, Fire Emblem Heroes, and Conan's intimate regions. Also, Wii Us aren't being made anymore, E3 is open to the public, and Brazzers gives Metal Gear Solid some Easy D!
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63 min
February 2, 2017
Podquisition Episode 116: F*cking Embargo For Nioh Went Up
Nioh's review embargo lifted by some of us were too busy playing Nioh to notice. Enjoy some first thoughts about Nioh, everybody! As well as that, we discuss the Nintendo Switch's apparent online price, chat about Resident Evil 7's early DLC, and say some other shit. Also it's just Jim n' Gav this week. It's quite the laid back little chat.
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66 min
January 31, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: The Angry Birds Movie
Look, you can't not talk about The Angry Birds Movie and avoid a political discussion. I mean... you can... but we couldn't. And it's not so much discussion as it is gleefully reveling in our SJWishness and if you don't like it, you'll have to listen to another show. I mean it's gleeful. Also, this movie is crap.
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104 min
January 26, 2017
Podquisition Episode 115: Del Toro's Angry Bedtime
On a jovial episode, we celebrate Resident Evil 7 being really quite nice, and wonder exactly what the deal is with Life of Black Tiger. Elsewhere, Kojima and Del Toro live together in a one-bedroom flat, and the crew talks about bad interviews.
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65 min
January 19, 2017
Podquisition Episode 114: Switch
The Nintendo Switch is the big news of the week, so we chat about that for the most part. Also, Yakuza 0 is great and the Assassin's Creed movie is rubbish.
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67 min
January 18, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Max Payne
Marky Mark avenges his dead family with zero film noir charm and plenty of pointless angel monsters. Your movie boys look at this wannabe Dark Knight sequel and questions the many questionable decisions involved.
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108 min
January 12, 2017
Podquisition Episode 113: Industrial Sexpionage
Sexy espionage is on the loose, Mario does a poo for McDonald's, and Pornhub has an interesting offer for a certain special boy. Elsewhere, we talk some more about the Nintendo Switch, we discuss the true adult fear, and we actually SAY the words Star Citizen.
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65 min
January 5, 2017
Podquisition Episode 112: You Disgusting Apes
It's the first Podquisition of 2017, and that means... there's not much news to talk about. Nevertheless, your intrepid crew managed to talk a load of bollocks for an hour, so that's good!
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64 min
January 3, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter II - The Animated Movie
The Movie Boys are back to discuss Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie. Let us enjoy this classic anime, or at least that one bit. Guile is useless, M. Bison is naughty, and Sagat can heal up a scar in a really short amount of time.
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102 min
December 29, 2016
Podquisition Episode 111: There's No Audience In Animal Penis Discussion
Is there an audience for animal penis talk? We find out as the hard questions get asked! In a reflective episode, the crew talk about 2016, looking back on the games they liked and naming the podcast's collective ultimate game of the year! Also, playing games with vaginal clenching. What a laugh!
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72 min
December 22, 2016
Podquisition Episode 110: Gay
It should come as no surprise that the Podquisition gang has plenty to say about Tracer's recent queer revelations (good stuff, obviously). Outside of that, Gavin tries to infiltrate the show with sly music talk, the Nintendo Switch got some new patent details, and one of us doesn't think Super Mario Run is very good.
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66 min
December 21, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Super Mario Bros.
As a Christmas treat, your lovable Movie Boys pick one of the most anticipated movies to cover in their hot analysis. Join us as we take a merry look at Super Mario Bros.
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118 min
December 15, 2016
Podquisition Episode 109: I Had A Plastic Cock (And Mum Didn't Care)
A discussion about Wicked Willies becomes a Jim Sterling origin story, hasty rewrites result in a superior Final Fantasy XV porn parody, and Gav's Music Corner leads to some lovely Cardiacs discussion. Elsewhere, there's talk of Super Mario Run, a changed opinion on The Last Guardian, and Nintendo pretends it invented Minecraft first.
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81 min
December 8, 2016
Podquisition Episode 108: President Of The Giant Bird-Dog People
This week, the team chat about The Last Guardian and Dead Rising 4, plus the disagreement over Dishonored 2 continues. Elsewhere, Gav chats music, we make fun of The Game Advertisements, and something something Telltale Games.
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72 min
December 6, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Postal
Your movie boys are here to discuss Postal, a movie that's shocking in more ways than one. Sure, the content is offensive, but Uwe Boll made a... competent videogame movie? Let's discuss the jokes and the goofs in this violent jawdropper, while comparing it to how unfunny Pixels is.
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142 min
December 1, 2016
Podquisition Episode 107: David Cage In A Power Rangers Porno
Superbunnyhop joins Jim and Laura to discuss a Power Rangers porn spoof that has a David Cage-looking guy in it. Elsewhere, we talk about Final Fantasy XV, amazing pizza feats, and more bollocks about No Man's Sky.
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70 min
November 24, 2016
Podquisition Episode 106: Boglins & Fleshlights
On this week's sort-of-a-bit Thanksgiving episode, the gang discusses glang words for naughty bits and some of them are really rank. Gavin gets his words in on Watch Dogs 2, the gang debates Dishonored 2, and there's a lot of chat about what Pokemon Sun/Moon does right/wrong. Also Boglins and fleshlights... the winner's choice!
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96 min
November 22, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels
Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length evisceration. Watching it twice without chemical help? It's so, so much worse. Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler's dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better... or at least something.
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220 min
November 17, 2016
Podquisition Episode 105: Vaginas Are The Weed Of Videogames
The biggest news on everybody's "lips" is that a vagina's being patched out of Watch Dogs 2. This is important! In other news, we have Jim Trinca on the show! He's sick. So is the other Jim. We make it work. Also, GAME makes legal threats, Judge Dredd, and news from your pal Sterling's trip to New York!
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88 min
November 10, 2016
Podquisition Episode 104: Weed Wuh-Wuh-Weed Wuh-Wuh-Weed
On this episode, who knows what happened? Your main host bails halfway through because of BUSINESS but the memes have our bases covered. Happy second anniversary, Podquisition! What a great celebration we had!
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80 min
November 8, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Warcraft
Two very confused men pick apart two hours of namedropping and excessive CGI to produce a shambles of a podcast. Considering what we were working with, it's amazing how well we pulled through. Next episode is Pixels. Help us all.
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125 min
November 3, 2016
Podquisition Episode 103: Titanf*cked
On another bloody episode, we talk about why Titanfall 2 is good and why it'll probably fail, we chat Skyrim, and we hate that fox in World of Final Fantasy. Also - Boglins, Australia, and animals ripping other animals to bits.
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103 min
October 27, 2016
Podquisition Episode 102: Pounded In The Butt
On a poundin' episode of Podquisition, your WILD CARD Jim Sterling is revealed to be appearing in an actual Chuck Tingle game. Also, some AAA publishers don't like him very much. Elsewhere, we talk about Owlboy, Battlefield 1, and naturally dissect the Nintendo Switch. WILD CARD!
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101 min
October 25, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Silent Hill Revelation 3D
Get ready for the HOT BEAN FACTS on this beautiful struggle of an episode. Spider mannequins, inept detectives, and Jon Snow all feature in this delicious trawl through the treasure chest that is Silent Hill Revelation 3D! Also, Malcolm McDowell wearing a net.
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115 min
October 20, 2016
Podquisition Episode 101: Red Dead Erection (aka Grimer's Pisslips)
On a rip-roarin' episode of Podquisition, we discuss Red Dead Redemption 2 and the disappearance of clever naming conventions. Also, we chat more Mafia III, more Pokermans, and more other stuff. I know there's other stuff. I can't remember any of it.
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94 min
October 13, 2016
Podquisition Episode 100: Lesbian Pussy Cider Rum
Podquisition's made it to 100 episodes! To celebrate, the gang make liquid mistakes as Laura drinks pussy rum and Jim becomes a live mixologist. Also, Gavin played Gears of War 4. We chat about Cuphead, more VR bollocks, the music of Pulp, and loads more. It's a 100-episode nonsense spectacular!
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117 min
October 11, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Extinction
Dr. Isaacs and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill... Your favorite Movie Boys are back to look at the third film in the Resident Evil movie franchise... and it's not great. Idiot crows, a girl called K-Mart, and the Worst Wesker are all to be found in this wannabe Mad Max.
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94 min
October 6, 2016
Podquisition Episode 99: You Gotta Shoot The Clown Babies
It's the 99th episode of Podquisition and we celebrate by doing the same thing we always do - talk bollocks. This week, we discuss PlayStation VR and the need to shoot clown babies with Move controllers. There's also more sad hope for Beyond Good & Evil 2. As if that wasn't enough, Gears of War 4 thoughts and Gavin playing Splinter Cell: Blacklist. Yay!
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90 min
September 29, 2016
Podquisition Episode 98: Full Sexual Intercourse
Sociopolitical commentary happens on this episode. You have been warned. But seriously, let's talk about law and order... On the show we discuss that Brazzers Overwatch thing, More NX bollocks, Ubisoft possibly breaking UK pornography laws, and Virginia followups. You'll need plenty of stamina for this one!
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82 min
September 27, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: The Last Starfighter
The Last Starfighter comes to us from a simpler time, before Tori Amos took our innocence. Let's enjoy this 80s masterpiece, and lament the fate of an arcade playing cosmic doormat.
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129 min
September 22, 2016
Podquisition Episode 97: Tiger Dong
Would you eat an animal penis? That is the hot topic of the day, as the gang attempts to navigate the tricky world of knob munching. Elsewhere, we talk about why Dead Rising 4 will be good despite the hate, we chat about Nintendo's continued NX coyness, and there's some discussion of some other stuff, probably!
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84 min
September 17, 2016
Best Of Podquisition Volume 1
Laura spent ages putting together a compilation of the best bits from the first fifty episodes of Podquisition! From Link pissing out of his arse to a bathtub full of poo, all the stupid idiocy from this terrible podcast's first year are yours to enjoy again. Drink down that Booty Sweat! (PQ fanart by eatcat - http://eatcat.deviantart.com/art/Podquisition-577620922)
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101 min
September 15, 2016
Podquisition Episode 96: Power Of The Russian Masters
(Forgive the audio quality this week, we had to use the backup Skype call recorder). Steve Burns joins Jim and Laura to discuss Justin Roiland's virtual reality escapades, the PS4 Pro, and Kane & Lynch 2. Also, angry Russian energy drinks and breathing through our skin!
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81 min
September 13, 2016
The Spin-offDoctors: Tomb Raider
Lara Croft is a littering, rude, privileged thug. That much we can ascertain from Angelina Jolie's licensed vehicle, Tomb Raider. Join your favorite movie boys for a rundown of this ol' movie - one of the better produced, but ultimately less fulfilling films we've gotten to look at.
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95 min
September 8, 2016
Podquisition Episode 95: I Basically Jelqed My Penis
Podquisition is the only videogame podcast where you'll learn advanced penis exercises. Also, we talk about Nintendo's presence at Apple's keynote, Nuka World, and how Laura was totally right about the PS4 Slim. No PS4 Pro talk though. Stupid Sony putting on a show after our recording.
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84 min
September 1, 2016
Podquisition Episode 94: PS4 Slim
It's the trial of the century as Laura answers charges of 3D printing a working PS4 Slim! Also, we talk about the PS4 Slim even though it's definitely not real. Elsewhere, there's some more Mankind Divided chat, we talk about Attack on Titan, and SEVERAL OTHER THINGS!
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87 min
August 30, 2016
The Spin-Off Doctors: Dead Rising Watchtower
Dead Rising Watchtower is a strangely faithful film that attempts quite valiantly to be canon. Sort of. Rob Riggle steals the show and we learn all about the Internet Movie Firearm Database. What a time!
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134 min
August 25, 2016
Podquisition Episode 93: 50 Minutes Of Deus Ex Is Enough
If you don't want to hear about Mankind Divided for 50 minutes, then you didn't ask for this podcast. When we're not chatting about that, we discuss the little known (but wonderful) game Valley, the PS4 Slim that Laura totally touched, and other stuff!
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87 min
August 18, 2016
Podquisition Episode 92: F*ckblinkers Dot Com
When you're having sex with a plastic arse but don't want to think about the implications of its disembodiment, there's only one site to turn to! Also, more No Man's Sky bollocks, a good laugh at Konami's Metal Gear Survivor announcement, we learn about names for a bit.
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92 min
August 16, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Dead Or Alive
Join Jaime Pressly, Holly Valance, and Kevin Nash on DOA Island for one of the most surprising movies we've ever reviewed. DOA: Dead or Alive is surprisingly not terrible. In fact, it's actually rather funny.
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111 min
August 15, 2016
Dramatic Reading: To The No Man's Sky Haters
I'm sorry. I promise I'm about done specifically talking about No Man's Sky for a while, I just couldn't resist this.
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2 min
August 11, 2016
Podquisition Episode 91: The Crab Ones Are Always Jackasses
The battle stations are readied as The Jimquisition comes under fire from No Man's Sky's most infuriated defenders. Are they as bad as the crab animals in the game itself? No. They are not. In addition to loads of NMS talk, we discuss The Elder Scrolls VI, Nintendo's NX bollocks, and our personal comedy pretensions!
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72 min
August 4, 2016
Podquisition Episode 90: The Smell of Moby's Dick
Just what IS that dirty Moby up to? It's got nothing to do with Mobius Final Fantasy, though that gets a mention too. Elsewhere, we talk about how Aug lives totally matter, Niantic's lack of communication over Pokemon Go, and other things as well, friend!
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89 min
August 2, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Final Fantasy - The Spirits Within
Complete nonsense. Absolutely, thorough, infuriating nonsense. That's the best way to describe Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. It's a shorter running time this week because the film has about ten minutes of plot running through 90 minutes of gibberish. Despite that, this is actually one of our most entertaining episodes. A triumph, considering what we were working with.
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69 min
July 28, 2016
Podquisition Episode 89: The Sound Of 25 Years Of Sonic
Sonic the Hedgehog had a great weekend... the same can't be said for anybody watching his 25th anniversary livestream. We talked about that fun little circus. Also discussed this week - Gavin's mangled music, We Happy Few, the Sega Genesis, and loads of other bollocks.
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87 min
July 21, 2016
Podquisition Episode 88: Pain
The gang's back together! Laura returns to discuss Pokemon Go, the NES Mini, and Dead Rising. Also, we talk about pain. So much pain. All of the pain that we have.
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62 min
July 19, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Silent Hill
Your Movie Boys take their first trip to the Town That Takes, discussing the sexiness of Pyramid Head, the stupidity of our protagonist, and the problems with casting an uncreepy child as a creepy child.
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116 min
July 14, 2016
Podquisition Episode 87: I Need More Bulbasaur Candy
Laura's still on a break, which means Jim gets to teach Gavin all about Pokemon Go! But first, Gav needs to learn about Pokemon. Like... the entire premise of Pokemon. Elsewhere, we get first Jimpressions of the HTC Vive, there are more YouTuber money shenanigans, and Laura delivers zingers from far away.
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104 min
July 7, 2016
Podquisition Episode 86: This Great Gambling Website
On this week's show, we're joined by LEGENDARY podcast boy Justin McElroy to discuss - what else? - that whole CSGO gambling stuff. We have other stuff, too! Boglinwatch 2016 changes forever, we talk a little more about Playdead's Inside, aaaand Jim basically fawns over Justin a lot. What a great boy!
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79 min
July 5, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Prince of Persia
It's time to enjoy the adventures of the Definitely Persian Prince of Persia. Oh, and Ben Kingsley's back, putting in another full-effort performance.
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109 min
June 30, 2016
Podquisition Episode 85: Hosing Off The Anus
Please forgive the poor audio quality this week. Laura can't leave us alone for one minute... Holly Green joins the crew to discuss Orion's shenanigans, shady sponsorship deals, and Fallout. Loads and loads of Fallout. Oh, and poop stuff. Messy poop.
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116 min
June 23, 2016
Podquisition Episode 84: Shitey No. Nein
Boglinwatch 2016 gets a load of new developments, and two thirds of the cast talk about their injuries. Speaking of injuries, Mighty No. 9 was released. It was sad. Elsewhere, we talk about Scorpio backtracking, YouTube sponsorships, and Destructoid making (IN MY OPINION) a big mistake. Oh, and here's that video Gav wanted you to watch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx8sl2uC46A
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88 min
June 21, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Apocalypse
Alice is definitely better than Jill Valentine. Resident Evil Apocalypse NEEDS you to know that. Let's see what else this wonderful mess has for us.
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91 min
June 17, 2016
Podquisition Episode 83: Link's Jizz Enema Murderboner
Laura has the hottest scoops LIVE from E3! Learn how she had to sneak into Ubisoft’s press conference, hear her firsthand impressions of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Oh, and she was almost kidnapped. Elsewhere, we laugh at the usernames of Overwatch’s Reaper players, Link’s amiibo has a jizz problem, and there is no Beyond Good & Evil 2.
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113 min
June 15, 2016
Special: E3 2016 Jimpressions
Your ol' pal Jim Sterling got together with fellow movie boy Conrad Zimmerman to discuss each E3 press conference of 2016. Original a five-part video series on YouTube, we've compiled our recordings as one full podcast for your listening delight. Hear our thoughts on Electronic Arts, Bethesda, Microsoft, Ubisoft, and Sony!
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117 min
June 9, 2016
Podquisition Episode 82: Pre-Pre-Pre-Pre-Pre E3
E3 hasn't started yet but the leaks and the outings are in full swing. We chat about Watch Dogs 2, rumors of The Evil Within 2, and Agents of Mayhem. Elsewhere, The Sims gets representation and there's more VR bollocks!
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95 min
June 7, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Need For Speed
Aaron Paul ditches meth for misogyny in this ill-advised theatrical adaptation of Need for Speed. It's basically just a car film but with very few races, too many characters, and some of the stupidest character motivations in cinema. Also this may be our most meandering episode. The drugs like me.
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123 min
June 2, 2016
Podquisition Episode 81: Sh*tty Bum Wiggle
Wigglin' this way, wigglin' that, nobody knows which toilet we're at! Podquisition tackles the news of the day, including No Man's Sky death threats, new console rumors, and the emotional vapidity of games. Also, Jim set all his clothes on fire, ha ha ha ha.
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78 min
May 29, 2016
Special: Dark Souls III Spoilercast
Your ol' pal Jim is joined by Laura and Gavin to discuss Dark Souls III without the spoiler tags applied. Let's talk bosses, locations, and why a certain king can go eff himself!
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62 min
May 26, 2016
Podquisition Episode 80: A Hobgoblin's Knobhole
The world is not ready for JimGav, the horrific new Podquisition host. It's quite a spectacle. Overwatch obviously commands much of our time, but we also badmouth that crap new Turtles game, and discuss the latest failings of Oculus. Oh, and we talk about LOTS OF OTHER THINGS!
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67 min
May 24, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Double Dragon
What happens when a videogame turns into The Warriors for children? Robert Patrick gets amazing hair is what! Double Dragon is one of the more curious videogame movies out there, and it's oddly worth watching. Let's see what the Movie Boys have to say about it!
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101 min
May 19, 2016
Podquisition Episode 79: Barbie Girl
You can brush our hair and undress us anywhere! The gang discusses Homefront: The Revolution which means we also sing Aqua songs for your pleasure. There's plenty of gushing about Doom, we talk about *that* bad gameplay video, and we discuss the upcoming Tetris trilogy. Oh, and that Assassin's Creed film got a trailer, I suppose.
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86 min
May 12, 2016
Podquisition Episode 78: Nathan Drake F*cking An Apple
We discuss some scenes you may have missed in Uncharted 4 - a lot of sex is involved. Also, we chat about Battleborn, Disney Infinity's extinction event, and give you an E3 drinking game that may not be good for you.
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85 min
May 10, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Wreck-It Ralph
SIR!? SIR, I DO BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO WRECK THIS! Is Wreck-It Ralph a thinly cloaked champion of the status quo, designed to consolidate the power of the 1% and disenfranchise the rest of us? According to the Movie Boys, yes, Yes it is, We ruined Wreck-It Ralph. Sorry.
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79 min
May 5, 2016
Podquisition Episode 77: Radiohead
A sad Radiohead time is delivered to your ears this week and we're sorry about that. Fortunately, we also bring VR talk, Uncharted 4 impressions, talk of Watch Dogs 2, and Fragments of Him. So that's nice!
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85 min
April 28, 2016
Podquisition Episode 76: Skid Pricarus
If you're one of those people who did a sad over certain negative Star Fox Zero reviews, you won't like this episode. Not at all. Recorded early, we miss a lot of the stupid news that hit, but we've still got great chat on offer. Glow-in-the-dark skeletons, PAX East experiences, and monster truck incidents all get discussed. Also Aliens.
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63 min
April 26, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne
A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal. Let us enjoy this totally unhinged mess of vampiric nonsense, shall we? It's time for BloodRayne to ruin our day.
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120 min
April 21, 2016
Podquisition Episode 75: The Masturbatorium Chronicles
Enter the Masturbatorium, but make sure you bring a towel! This week we talk about fine wines, Dark Souls board games, and Guitar Hero MMOs. There's also time to chat about Mirror's Edge Catalyst, GameStop's publisher plans, and Boglinwatch 2016 developments.
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71 min
April 14, 2016
Podquisition Episode 74: Boglinwatch 2016
Boglinwatch 2016 continues with hot new developments and there's wanking afoot on Demios. Elsewhere, we talk about dating middle aged men in pubs, guns that look like toys, and the rubbish that was Batman vs. Superman. Oh, and Dark Souls III. Loads of Dark Souls III. Not sorry.
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70 min
April 12, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat
It might be the best videogame movie ever made. It might also have a lot of unfortunate implications. It's Mortal Kombat! Why must we mourn Art? Where did Christopher Lambert get his wig? Should Goro have gone out like that? This is a movie with a lot of questions. Let's enjoy!
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94 min
April 7, 2016
Podquisition Episode 73: Jizzing Brown Paste On The Moon
This week's Podquisition is the most scientific yet, as we get the FACTS about ejaculating on the Moon. It's pretty upsetting! We've all played Dark Souls III now, so expect chat about that, alongside some impressions of Enter The Gungeon, and thoughts on the failed Rock Band 4 PC crowdfund. Also, Boglinwatch 2016 continues...
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83 min
March 31, 2016
Podquisition Episode 72: The VR Daughter Faceplant Special
Virtual Reality is finally here, but we're too busy laughing at a kid falling over to notice. It's really funny. Elsewhere, we talk about butt nontroversies, Fallout 4 DLC, and pledge to bore you with Dark Souls talk forever. Also, Boglinwatch 2016 has a terrible development. (Faceplant gif source: http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/10/11196388/virtual-reality-table-gif)
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72 min
March 29, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back
What does Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back have to say about Adolf Hitler? This is a question your resident Movie Boys have the answer to! Pokemon tears can heal the dead, Minnesota is the link between realities, and Team Rocket just can't deliver the goods. This movie is out of its damn mind.
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87 min
March 24, 2016
Podquisition Episode 71: We Have Dark Souls III
Grab an Estus Flask and settle in for some spoiler-free Dark Souls III discussion, as two thirds of the cast give their thoughts. One of us shouldn't even HAVE it! Boglinwatch 2016 officially begins, the alleged NX controller looks utterly terrible, and Hyrule Warriors Legends is a thing... if you get it on the New 3DS.
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85 min
March 17, 2016
Podquisition Episode 70: Real Oddworld Farts
Leading the news this week is the announcement that your old pal Jim will be voicing a character in the newly announced Oddworld: Soulstorm! Will he voice farts? Who knows? Elsewhere, Laura has a piper y'all need to pay, Gav's been playing The Division, we have early Jimpressions of Quantum Break, and there's chat about PlayStation VR. What a fun time!
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64 min
March 15, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman (2007)
In what may be their finest outing yet, your Spin-off Doctors skewer Mr. Olyphant's performance as Agent 47 in the ridiculous 2007 Hitman movie. Why doesn't the world's best killer have an alias? How has an Interpol agent pieced together the work of a ghost? Exactly what happened to any of the forgotten characters? Hitman 2007 isn't just a bad movie, it's infuriating.
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85 min
March 10, 2016
Podquisition Episode 69: Bee Bombs & Bicycle Banging
The Yogscast's very own Sips joins your regular crew this week for a delightful episode revolving around weaponized bees and lurid bike sex in hotels. We chat about The Division, Lionhead's closure, chancers on Early Access, and the appropriateness of being a baby in Assassin's Creed 2.
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88 min
March 3, 2016
Podquisition Episode 68: The Origami Killer
This week we "celebrate" the PS4 debut of Heavy Rain, as well as talk about Pokemon and the potential Xbox One upgrade plans. Elsewhere, there are rumors about Beyond Good & Evil 2 coming to NX, and Slashy Souls is a load of wank.
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98 min
March 1, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Movie
Raul Julia's amazing performance, Vega's fabulous features, the war crimes of Van Damme, and also Kylie Minogue for some reason. These things and more combine, with some help from DNA MUTAGEN, to make an incredible comedy movie that's just like Rush Hour. Street Fighter: The Movie is a prequel narrative based entirely around clothes. It's brilliant.
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81 min
February 25, 2016
Podquisition Episode 67: Come To Our Tupper Sex
The role of Gavin this week will be played by Loading Ready Run's Graham Stark! This episode spends some time talking about virtual reality porn, with hot topics such as golden showers, tupper sex parties, and lemon whores all on the menu. We also discuss Far Cry Primal, Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, and Laura's notorious trials with Undertale livestreaming.
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84 min
February 18, 2016
Podquisition Episode 66: The Xbox One Is A Bit Toss
On this week's episode, we obviously have to spend some time making fun of the terrible Street Fighter V launch. We also chat about Quantum Break's PC release, and Hideo Kojima's latest chicanery. There are a few home truths to be said about the Xbox One, too. Let's put this on the table...
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72 min
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