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June 11, 2019
Tales To Give You Goosebumps: A Vampire In The Neighborhood
The final short story in Tales To Give You Goosebumps - and it's all about a neck-suckin' VAMPIRE! Matthew Scott Montgomery and then Daniel Montgomery talk alllll about it, bitch! And they vote on which of the 10 short stories in TALES is the scariest and the NASTIEST. Wow! It's a LOT of fun! And let's face it: isn't reading supposed to be fun, you guys? Does ANYONE read these episode descriptions? Anyone? Hello? Can anyone HELP ME? I'M TRAPPED AND THERE'S A MAN COMING. OH GOD HE'S GETTING CLOSERIF YOU'RE READING THIS, PLEASE SEND HEL
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15 min
June 4, 2019
Tales To Give You Goosebumps: Broken Dolls
The NASTIEST STORY IN THIS BOOK! Matthew Scott Montgomery and Daniel Montgomery get all DOLLED UP, talk about GOOSEbumps, and slather themselves in something called DOLL JELLY. MUST BE JELLY CUZ JAM DON'T SHAKE MUST BE JELLY CUZ JAM DON'T SHAKE!!
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18 min
May 7, 2019
Tales To Give You Goosebumps: Click!
Another TV episode from this tome of twisted tales! And it's ABOUT TV! CLICK on this episode and LISTEN! Don't press pause! Don't change the channel! Wow - you're really pushing our buttons! Is there even a remote chance that you're actually reading this? A small screen story with some small screams!
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32 min
April 26, 2019
Tales To Give You Goosebumps: Mr. Teddy
This short story from Tales To Give You Goosebumps is all about THEM TEDDIES! Show us your teddies!! Listen to this TEDDY TALK by the TERROR TWINS: Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery. The only thing they love more than big ol' teddies is GOOSEBUMPS!
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16 min
April 17, 2019
Tales To Give You Goosebumps: How I Won My Bat
There's nothing scarier than sports! BAT'S ALL, FOLKS.
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14 min
April 10, 2019
Tales To Give You Goosebumps: Good Friends
You have your friends? And then you have your BEST FRIENDS! This story is VERY short, and not that scary, bitch!
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12 min
April 3, 2019
Tales To Give You Goosebumps: Strangers In The Woods
Oh no! Strange lights in the woods near GREAT AUNT ABIGAIL'S house!? And she be acting funny too! Her PEANUT FUDGIES taste a little funny! And why is MUTTSTER barking so much? Why did LUCY's parents have to go to ASIA for 6 weeks? We'll NEVER know! Have a great summer! K.I.T. - The Terror Twins
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18 min
March 18, 2019
Tales To Give You Goosebumps: Strained Peas
GIVE PEAS A CHANCE! Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery are twins who A) can't stand children B) love the piss out of Goosebumps C) have a tendency to get nasty or D) ALL OF THE ABOVE? The Terror Twins give you a PEAS OF THEIR MIND about EVIL BABY SHORT STORY and FOX KIDS TV EPISODE Strained Peas. Now will that BABY STOP SCREAMEENG? We need PEAS AND QUIET!
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37 min
February 18, 2019
Tales To Give You Goosebumps: Teacher's Pet
Ssssss siss ssssss sss is sss Daniel sss Matthew Scott Montgomery!!SSSSS!! SSSSS sis sss s sss, siss sss uhssss siss siss, sss SSS SISSY SISS SISS!! Sssssssssss!! Shh! UhSISS SISS. SISSY SISSSSSSS SSSS sss sss R.L Sssssssssstine!
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30 min
February 8, 2019
Tales To Give You Goosebumps: The House Of No Return
Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery bring you the first in a series of SHORT 'N SWEET SCREAMS!!! (Beginning with The House of No Return - and the corresponding FOX KIDS TV episode) After GOOSEBUMPS, R.L. brought us TALES to Give You Goosebumps (10 shorty screamers!) JOIN THE DANGER CLUB! Get nasty! Get all KINDS of nasty!!
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32 min
December 27, 2018
Goosebumps Original Series Review
The Terror Twins (Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery) look back on their absolute FAVES from the first 62 Goosebumps books - everything from BEST COVER to MOST TOTALLY NASTY! - AND the total DUDS. Listeners beware, you're in for 62 SCARES, A-HENNY.
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36 min
December 18, 2018
Goosebumps #62: Monster Blood IV
Want more Monster Blood?! Too bad! You're gonna get it anyway!! A wild true blue way to end the original 62 Goosebumps books series - join your BEST friends Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery, Evan, Kermit, Andi, Conan, and Aunt DEE'S SPICY SPAGHETTI SAUCE and suck on some water and zap that ass and explode all over each other! You read that right! Love you, mean it!!
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57 min
December 4, 2018
Goosebumps #61: I Live In Your Basement!
This is the scariest Goosebumps book. Hands down. Don't listen to this episode! It's WAY too scary! Help! It's nasty and VERY scary!
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50 min
October 29, 2018
Goosebumps #60: Werewolf Skin
Warning: This episode contains lots of SKIN. Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery love Goosebumps - and they LOVE Halloween! So, hear them TAKE OFF THEY SKINS AND TALK ABOUT IT, HONIES. I WANNA BE A WEREWOLF FOR HALLOWEEN!
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57 min
October 13, 2018
Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween MOVIE REVIEW
The Terror Twins review the second official Goosebumps movie! This film was based on the beloved classic Goosebumps book, Haunted Halloween. Yay Halloween! Yay Goosebumps! Yay Slappy! Yay producer Deborah Forte! WARNING: FULL OF NASTY SPOILERS!!
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25 min
September 19, 2018
Goosebumps #59: The Haunted School
NASTY ALERT! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery are going back to GHOUL SCHOOL! Give a listen to this colorful episode about nasty ghosts getting nasty and going crazy and getting so NASTY andTURN TURN TURN TO GRAY TURN TURN TURN TO GRAY TURN TURN TURN TURN TO GRAY!
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46 min
August 14, 2018
Goosebumps #58: Deep Trouble II
"DARLING IT'S BETTER DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER TAKE IT FROM ME!" - original quote from The Terror Twins. Go DEEP with them as they fight a giant ink-shooting tentacle-suckin' octopus and get eaten by a raw pink fleshy suckin' floppy ol' jellyfish!
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69 min
July 12, 2018
Haunted Halloween Trailer Review BONUS Episode
It's COMING... Goosebumps 2: HAUNTED HALLOWEEN! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery chit and chat about the trailer for the SHRIEKQUEL to the first Goosebumps FILM. Sharin they 'pinions! Gagging over those spinning witches! Gettin' those FACTS STRAIGHT. FACTS ARE FACTS. See you in those SEATS this all HALLOW'S WEAVE.
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14 min
July 9, 2018
Goosebumps #57: My Best Friend Is Invisible
WILD TWIST ENDING. SCIENTIST PARENTS...IN THE BASEMENT. OBNOXIOUS YOUNGER SIBLING. BULLYING. PLATONIC OPPOSITE SEX BEST FRIEND. HARD FALLS ON ELBOWS AND KNEES. A HAUNTED HOUSE. QUESTIONABLE LUDICROUS SCIENCE. WHAT ELSE COULD YOU WANT BITCH?
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70 min
May 26, 2018
Goosebumps #56: The Curse Of Camp Cold Lake
You have your friends AND THEN YOU HAVE YOUR BEST FRIENDS! Be our BUDDIES and listen to this COLD WET episode of WTDC:The GOOSEBUMPS PODCAST about one of our ALL-TIME FAVESIES! Let's go SWIMMEENG! Last one in's a dead bitch!! Have a nice summer - and don't forget to KIT! DO YOU PROMISE? Love, THE TERROR TWINS!
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58 min
April 19, 2018
Goosebumps #55: The Blob That Ate Everyone
The Terror Twins Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery and Beyonce love Goosebumps! And you KNOW they're gonna talk about it, honey. This episode is about the book and TV episode, The Blob That Ate Everyone. It's mostly about a magical typewriter, honey.
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65 min
April 2, 2018
Goosebumps #54: Don't Go To Sleep!
The Terror Twins discuss the book and TV episode of the Goosebumps tale, Don't Go To SleGO ON GET OUT OF MY HEAD! Matt's on the wrong side of a parallel universe!! Is he alive or just dead? He's been stumblin' in the dark, LIVIN' IN A CRASH WORLD.
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71 min
February 24, 2018
Goosebumps #53: Chicken Chicken
Cluck cluck bluuck bluck cluck cluck chick bluck Cluck cluuck cluck bluck bluck buck buck bluck bluuck chuck cluck bluck cluck cluuck cluckety cluck bluck Bluck BLUUCK CLUCK BLUCK! Bluck bluck cluck chuck bluck cluck chick cluck CLUCK CLUUCK BLUCK CLUCK, bluck cluck cluck bluckety cluck cluck CLUCK.
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50 min
January 31, 2018
Goosebumps #52: How I Learned To Fly
The Terror Twins really have their HEADS IN THE CLOUDS this week! Start stretching, get into the kitchen, make sure that dog DON'T EAT OUTTA THE BOWL, and get ready to FLY over MALIBU. This book ranked HIGH on Matthew's not-excited-to-REREAD list but, boy, was his ass WRONG. Listen and find out why it SOARED to the tippity-top of his MILE HIGH BOOK CLUB terror tomes! Featuring exclusive performances by legendary iconoclast Hilary Duff and pissing singer R. Kelly!
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55 min
January 18, 2018
Goosebumps #51: Beware, The Snowman
Jack Frost? JACK NASTY! Get ready for one of the weirder, wilder, COLDER entries in the Goosebumps canon in a remote Arctic village where there's a terrifying, confusing, contradictory local legend that'll send shivers up and down your spine! Allison Janney is a SEVEN-time Emmy-winning, Tony-nominated, GOLDEN GLOBE-winning actress, soon-to-be Academy Award WINNER. Hailee Steinfeld is a platinum-selling recording artist AND an Academy Award and Golden Globe nominated actress.
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53 min
December 29, 2017
Goosebumps #50: Calling All Creeps!
HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE!
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61 min
November 27, 2017
Goosebumps #49: Vampire Breath
FINALLY! A VAMPYR BOOK! Things REALLY go from BAT to worse for Freddy and Cara in this story - too bad it totally SUCKS! Honestly, it makes me so sick - I can't stop COFFIN! The Terror Twins are totally DRAINED after reviewing it, so FANGS for listening!
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60 min
October 26, 2017
Goosebumps #48: Attack Of The Jack-O'-Lanterns
HAPPY HALLOW'S WEEN! MADtthew Scortch and DAMNiel MontGLOOMery are PUMPed about this trick-or-treat HalloWEENER-packed candy-coated ultimate JACK-O-CRACKO CLASSIC! Dump out your SACKS, shove candy in your SCREAMHOLES, ring those BELLS, and be a ding-dong-DITCH WITCH on this HalloWEEN'S NIGHT's GIFT. The TV episode? MASTERSHRIEK THEATRE! The book?! A TOME we'll take to our TOMBS! Did we mention this book also features TWINS?!? GET. NASTY. HAPPY ALL HALLOW'S WEAVE.
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78 min
October 7, 2017
Goosebumps #47: Legend Of The Lost Legend
Get lost in the fictional European woods with us, little Matthew Scott and sweet Daniel! Check out this KOOKY CLASSIC (or IS IT?) and the no TV episode! All kinds of falling on hands and knees in this one, not to mention a pit with no BOTTOM. Did you hear that!? I repeat, NO BOTTOMS! Can Justin and Marissa find the legend of the legend of the lost legend?! Legendary? MORE LIKE LEG AND DAIRY!
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44 min
September 14, 2017
Goosebumps #46: How To Kill A Monster
Y'all chickens hungry for Grandma Rose's BLUEBERRY PANCAKES? Or how about some of her sweet-as-sin RHUBARB PIE? That's great! But whatever you do, don't go into the supply closet at the end of the hall on the third floor!! And stay out of the SWAMP. And never EVER let your parents go to Atlanta! Danny Mack and I Robot You Jane don't heed ANY of these simple warnings as they dive deep into the boggy foggy knee-filled mists of this stupid fun BOOK and swamp-trash TV EPISODE.
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70 min
August 7, 2017
Goosebumps #45: Ghost Camp
It's SUMRATIMES! and that means CAMP CAMP CAMP! Canoes canoes canoes! Daniel and Matthew pack their bags, hop on the BUS, and sing at the TIPPY TOP OF THEIR LUNGS "Yohhhh, Spirits!" They can't wait to spend their afterlives at CAMP SPIRIT MOON. Watch our for that NASTY fog and those ICY CANDY STICKY BLUE PUDDLES!  Love you guys! You're standing on our hearts!
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46 min
July 31, 2017
Goosebumps #44: Say Cheese And Die - Again!
PICTURE PARFECT! Danny and Matt S. Montgoms love having their photo taken... TO THEIR GRAVES!! The Terror Twinz expose the Robert Lawrence book and TV episode - and FLASH! SNAP!  You'll be gagged at what DEVELOPS! If Daddy wants to please me, he's only got to CHEESE ME! AGAIN.
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55 min
July 9, 2017
Goosebumps #43: The Beast From The East
MADE IN THE SHADE! The Terror Twins talk about why this BEASTLY BOOK makes it into their ultimate TOP TREL. Don't get lost in those NASTY woods, or else YOU'RE IT! HAPPY FLELDAY!
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50 min
June 20, 2017
Goosebumps #42: Egg Monsters From Mars
This episode is EGGxactly what you've been waiting for! Daniel and little Matthew Scott Montgomery crack this hard-boiled sci-fi slippery story by sweet sweet RL. Find out what happens when Mars Attacks your GRAND SLAM THANK YOU MA'AM breakfast. Last one in's a rotten bitch!
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39 min
June 8, 2017
Goosebumps #41: Bad Hare Day
Somebunny's gonna LOVE this episode!! Abracadabra, BITCH! The TT have a magical episode up their collective SLEEVE (it's totally AMAZ-O!), and they HOP from book to TV episode. Join us, won't you? YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WOOORD
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66 min
May 2, 2017
Goosebumps #40: Night Of The Living Dummy III
Return of the DUMMY! Nasty wooden sex god Slappy himself is back, and the Terror Twins are SLAVES 4 HIM. Who doesn't love dancing, bobbing DUMMIES showing up in the NASTIEST places!? And your girl Hayden Christensen stars in the TV episode, OKAY??? Say it with me now y'all: KARRU MARRI ODONNA LOMA MOLONU KARRANO!
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81 min
April 20, 2017
Goosebumps #39: How I Got My Shrunken Head
JUNGLE 2 JUNGLE! The Terror Twins get twisted up in the magical vines of the island of BALADORA as they follow chubby little Mark on the adventure of his fat life! He's gonna need some major therapy after this frightening trip - from a real headshrinker! LOLZ! (And Daniel and Matthew talk about the TV episodes too) KAHLEEAH! KEHLANI! AALIYAH! KAHLUA!
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81 min
April 4, 2017
Goosebumps #38: The Abominable Snowman Of Pasadena
This episode is SNOW LAUGHING MATTER! There's a monster in Pasadeener, come all the way from the TUNDRA! HALP! The Terror Twins shiver and shake their way thru this icy frostbitten nasty stupid little book and try not to freeze their little TOOTSIES OFF!
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63 min
March 23, 2017
Goosebumps #37: The Headless Ghost
How's your head? HAVEN'T HAD ANY COMPLAINTS. Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery get mostly GHOSTLY in this haunted house howlfest. Spooks-y scare and chilling thrills abound! (in the BOOK, at least...) Jump in HEAD FIRST with us, warm up by the fire, and get ready for some good old-fashioned G-G-G-GHOSTS.
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76 min
March 9, 2017
Goosebumps #36: The Haunted Mask II
RETURN OF THE MASK! Little Daniel Montgomery and sweet tiny Matthew Scott Montgomery PUT IT ON for this episode and UNMASK the deep RL Stine trick-or-treat goodness of this creepy crawly shriekquel! Doesn't get any better than this, y'all!
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90 min
February 17, 2017
Goosebumps #35: A Shocker On Shock Street
The Terror Twins take a little trip down SHOCK STREET this episode! And it just doesn't get any better than that... You'll encounter SWEET SUE, SHOCKRO, THE TOADINATOR, WOLF BOY AND WOLF GIRL, CAPTAIN SICK, and many many more. Um, there's also a roller coaster INSIDE of a haunted house in this book. Does it get any more SEXUAL?!
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78 min
January 30, 2017
Goosebumps #34: Revenge Of The Lawn Gnomes
You don't GNOME ME! Daniel and Matthew get MISCHIEVOUS in this episode - chatting 'bout them kooky creepy lawn elves (the book version, the TV version, AND the movie version). Poor Joe, his sister Mindy, and BFF MOOSE are being terrorized by LAWN ORNAMENTS - do you think their parents will believe them?! No. No, they won't.
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60 min
December 28, 2016
Goosebumps #33: The Horror At Camp Jellyjam
Get NASTY! Is there anything more terrifying than sports camp??! Enter KING JELLYJAM. Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery, the ultimate Goosebumps experts, dive deep into this summer screamfest about a sleepaway camp whereONLY THE BEST ONLY THE BEST ONLY THE BEST ONLY THE BEST ONLY THE BEST ONLY THE BEST ONLY THE BEST
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63 min
November 28, 2016
Goosebumps #32: The Barking Ghost
WOOF! This book's (and TV episode's) bark is absolutely worse than its BITE. And don't be fooled - we're dealing with barking GHOSTS here, not just one! Listen to Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery (them TERROR TWINS) roll over and play DEAD after digging thru this ghostly canine caper.
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60 min
November 28, 2016
Goosebumps #31: Night Of The Living Dummy II
It's DOUBLE TROUBLE! Time for the ultimate Goosebumps SHRIEKQUEL with our favorite DEADLY DUMMY - Slappy (in his first REAL starring role). Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery get to giggle over one of their favorite books and its sister TV episode. This episode REEKS! Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy
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60 min
October 6, 2016
Goosebumps #30: It Came From Beneath The Sink!
DIRTY THIRTY! The Terror Twins SINK into this nasty little tale about a super grool cutie just oozing with BAD LUCK. Daniel and Matthew soak up all they can about the book and the Fox Kids TV Show. Dishes one scary episode!
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62 min
September 5, 2016
Goosebumps #29: Monster Blood III (Bonus: Listener Questions!)
THREE's a CROWD as the TERROR TWINS try and squeeze in some MONSTER BLOOD for this Goosebumps triple treat, while also answering some LISTENER QUESTIONS! Is your love for that MEAN GREEN stuff growing and growing and growing? Ours is.
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52 min
August 9, 2016
Goosebumps #28: The Cuckoo Clock Of Doom
It's time! TERROR TIME. The Terror Twins pop out and go totally CUCKOO for this silly book and CLASSIC TV episode that's totally quintessential GOOSEBUMPS goodness. Travel thru the 80s/90s and revisit this time tome about the original angry bird.
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63 min
July 21, 2016
Goosebumps #27: A Night In Terror Tower
Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery are TRAPPED in TERROR Tower! (Wanna know a secret? This book and TV episode scares these Terror TWINS so badly that they've totally lost their heads!!) Things get REAL nasty and REAL serious as Eddie and Sue spend a night in spooky old London prison where people used to be tortured. (Tortured?! Did he say TORTURED?) Terror TOWER is the longest book in the whole series (and the SILLIEST episode yet!)
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70 min
June 25, 2016
Goosebumps #26: My Hairiest Adventure
The Terror Twins comb through this nasty little tale about white pre-teens seeking a sexy sun-kissed tan - only to end up with literal hair-raising horror instead! Both the book and fur-filled first-season TV episode are discussed - Listeners beware, you're in for SOME HAIR.
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65 min
June 1, 2016
Goosebumps #25: Attack Of The Mutant
Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery get wild and weird with this kooky comic book entry into R.L. Stine's classic Goosebumps series. FREAKY FACT: This was Matthew's favorite book in the series (Before he even read it!) The Terror Twins break it down (to MOLECULE level) and discuss the 2-part TV episode. STRETCHIN'!
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73 min
April 21, 2016
Goosebumps #24: Phantom Of The Auditorium
No SCREAMING inside the theatre! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery have a real case of STAGE FRIGHT as they take you behind the curtain and give you an all-access backstage pass to Goosebumps MONSTERpiece Phantom Of The Auditorium. Watch out for TRAP DOORS, TRAP QUEENS, and don't you DARE forget your lines!
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91 min
March 22, 2016
Goosebumps #23: Return Of The Mummy
MUMMY KNOWS BEST! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery really get wrapped up in this RL Stine SHRIEKquel to The Curse Of The Mummy's Tomb AND the TV episode. These BROTHARS have been waiting 4000 years for this episode, so give it a listen - it's TOMB MUCH FUN.
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72 min
February 19, 2016
Goosebumps #22: Ghost Beach
Life's a BEACH and then WE die! Goosebumps fanatics Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery take a dip in the spooky waters of GHOST Beach by RL Stine (the book AND Fox Kids' TV show episode). The Terror Twins love a good classic ILLOGICAL ghost story as much as the next ghoul, and they get their entire AFTERlives gabbing about this sandy sinister tale, recorded from their watery graves! Watch out for barking dogs, INDIAN PIPE, and that Aurora BORING ALICE.
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83 min
January 12, 2016
Goosebumps #21: Go Eat Worms!
WORMS ON THE BRAIN! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery wiggle and giggle over RL Stine's slippery slimy tale - GO EAT WORMS. The Terror Twins chat about the book AND corresponding Fox Kids TV episode, both wriggling and squiggling with FAT purple squishy creeping crawling WET worms! I think I'm gonna be SICK.
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69 min
December 8, 2015
Goosebumps #20: The Scarecrow Walks At Midnight
Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery (the Terror Twins) are the ULTIMATE Goosebumps experts, and, in this episode, they stalk through a field of SCREAMS (like a bunch of CITY KIDS) to figure out what makes those silent scarecrows walk! Perk up those EARS, eat some cornflakes, sprain your wrist, and watch out for Grandma Miriam's BROOM HANDS as we talk about the book and about the trash TV episode. Our corniest episode yet!
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73 min
November 22, 2015
Goosebumps #19: Deep Trouble
UH OH! Here comes TROUBLE! Daniel and Matthew (the Terror Twins) dive DEEP into the murky, fantastical waters of the RL Stine screamer, Deep Trouble. SINK into this episode about a terrifying tale swimming with sharks, monsters, portholes, and MERMAIDS. That's right - GORGEOUS mermaids! Swimmer beware, you're in for a SCARE.
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83 min
October 16, 2015
Goosebumps Monster-Sized Movie Review!
IT'S HERE! The GOOSEBUMPS movie! The Terror Twins take you on a BEHIND-THE-SCREAMS tour of the entire Goosebumps Movie Premiere weekend - EXCLUSIVE interviews with the cast and crew- including Jack Black, director Rob Letterman and DANNY ELFMAN! (What?!) Get all the inside secrets, spooky fun facts, and, of course, our review of this childhood nightmare come to LIFE.
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83 min
September 23, 2015
Goosebumps #18: Monster Blood II
Our first SHRIEKquel! Goosebumps experts Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery are TWO thrilled to chat about this MONSTER of a classic - the follow-up to mean green splatter-fest, Monster Blood! Evan meets his monster again, and it's followed him to SCHOOL! No more teachers, no more books, and one GIANT pet hamster - named Cuddles. LOLZ! Don't get swallowed up by this lemon-y flavored hour as the Terror Twins gush and GUSH about this silly, slippery story filled with bullies and preteens committing CRIMES. Oh, and I guess, they talk about the just-for-TV sequel, More Monster Blood, or whatever.
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65 min
August 21, 2015
Goosebumps #17: Why I'm Afraid Of Bees
Bzzzzzzz!! Matthew Scott and Daniel Montgomery discuss this R.L. Stine creeper that's gotten quite a lot of BUZZ over the years. This body-swapping giggle-fest features a whole lot of weird science, a murderous dragonfly, a cat named Klaus, and teen hunk, DIRK DAVIS. Swoon! Caution: this episode is SUPER sweet... like HONEY.
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61 min
July 23, 2015
Goosebumps #16: One Day At Horrorland
Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery welcome you to HORRORLAND. The DOOM SLIDE! The HOUSE OF MIRRORS! The COFFIN CRUISE! And WAY more. Voted by America as the QUINTESSENTIAL Goosebumps book, this pink-and-teal tome is a FRIGHT to behold. The TV episode on the other hand... EEK! Don't miss this episode - admission is FREE!
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74 min
July 14, 2015
Goosebumps Movie Preview/Trailer Review BONUS Episode
It's COMING... Goosebumps:THE MOVIE! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery chit and chat about everything there is to know (so far) about the movie (including which MONSTERS we'll see) - and give their PINIONS on the recently released trailer!!
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39 min
June 5, 2015
Goosebumps #15: You Can't Scare Me!
Terror Twins Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery try to scare each other silly in this raucous recap of the book and TV episode, You Can't Scare Me! This episode (and book( is full of all kinds of kooky goodness. Sexy cover? Check. Ludicrous fake-out scares? Yep. (It was literally JUST THE WIND) and BEE-throwing? YOU GOT IT! ...Are you scared yet?
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62 min
May 5, 2015
Goosebumps #14: The Werewolf Of Fever Swamp
The Terror Twins have a fever - SWAMP FEVER! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery have a HOWLing good time MOONing over the scariest Goosebumps episode EVER, and they get LOST in the muggy, sticky goodness of its book counterpart. Kidnapping! Fashion! Scientists! Redheads! Just another typical R.L. Stine book. OR IS IT? (It is)
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75 min
April 22, 2015
Goosebumps #13: Piano Lessons Can Be Murder
Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery tickle the ivories in front of a LIVE audience at the Let Live Theatre in Los Angeles, CA, while sipping on some ice-cold Capri Suns and reminiscing about piano lessons and dead mice. Daniel gets hung up on RL's mastery of grammar, Matthew plays his number one pop-dance single inspired by the book, and both Terror Twins talk about their beautiful hands and sexual attraction to robots.
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82 min
April 6, 2015
Goosebumps #12: Be Careful What You Wish For... w/ Deborah Ann Woll
Deborah Ann Woll (HBO's True Blood and Netflix's Daredevil) joins the Terror Twins (Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery) as they discuss this R.L. Stine masterpiece (and TV episode) about the clumsy side-ponytailed Samantha Byrd and her three deadly wishes. This trio falls hard on their elbows and knees for this twisted tale and giggle and shriek their way through the middle school madness caused by the Crystal Woman with her glowing red BALL and ultimate mean girl Judith Bellwood. Watch Deborah on Daredevil on Netflix, available April 10th. We really WISH you would!
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77 min
February 25, 2015
Goosebumps #11: The Haunted Mask
Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery GEEK OUT and FREAK OUT over their all-time favorite Goosebumps book/TV episode, THE HAUNTED MASK. Let's FACE it - there's no way the Terror Twins could cram all these gotcha-scares-and-giggles into one hour, so this episode is extra long ...KATHRYN LONG! More clips! More laughs! More SHRIEKS! Happy Halloween! And please take off that mask, CARLY BETH! PLEASE!
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79 min
January 20, 2015
Goosebumps #10: The Ghost Next Door
It's a BOOtiful day in the neighborhood! Daniel & Matthew Scott Montgomery are DYING to tell you all about the new kid on the block - he's dead. DEAD SEXY! Listen as they break down this haunting R.L. Stine creeper and the clunky corresponding FOX Kids TV episodes (discussing everything from DayGlo to MOM HAIR!) and find out why this particular spook story makes them WEEP! Listener beware, you're in for some TEARS!
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69 min
December 31, 2014
Goosebumps #9: Welcome To Camp Nightmare
Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery go to CAMP this episode - Camp NIGHTMOON! They discuss the Goosebumps summer sizzler Welcome To Camp Nightmare, the corresponding TV episode(s), and revel in the ultimate classic TWIST ENDING that R.L. Stine's terror tales have become famous for. Come pitch a tent and listen as the Terror Twins break down everything from bunk-beds to SCRATCHBALL. Sabre's coming! SABRE'S HUNGRY!
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62 min
November 26, 2014
Goosebumps #8: The Girl Who Cried Monster
Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery saw a MONSTER IN THE LIBRARY!! What? You don't believe them?? It's true! They SWEAR! Listen as they tell tall tales about Lucy Dark and Mr. Mortman - the nasty, slimy ol' turtle-munching librarian - straight from the pages of this R.L. Stine terror tome. And then, try not to gasp and squeal as they discuss one of their FAVORITE Goosebumps TV episodes - could it be the PERFECT 22 minutes? And shhhhhh! Don't forget! NO SCREAMING IN THE LIBRARY.
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61 min
October 25, 2014
Goosebumps #7: Night Of The Living Dummy
TWINZIES! Terror Twins Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery gush and gab about the R.L. Stine masterpiece (with TWIN protagonists) that introduces the face of Goosebumps - SLAPPY THE EVIL DUMMY. Or should we say MR. WOOD? Stop fingering your junk jewelry collection, and start listening to an episode that's CHOCK full of horrible jokes, wooden rap routines, and (actually a lot of) singing.
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66 min
September 25, 2014
Goosebumps #6: Let's Get Invisible!
Mirror, mirror, on the wall - who's the SPOOKIEST of them all? Terror Twins Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery reflect on the creeptastic R.L.Stine classic, Let's Get Invisible! An exclamation-pointed favorite of theirs, this book haunts and taunts with a magic mirror that makes its gazers turn into thin air! Daniel and Matthew have some twinteresting TWINSIGHTS into what makes this book so very good - and why they wish the TV episode would just DISAPPEAR.
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68 min
September 10, 2014
Goosebumps #5: The Curse Of The Mummy's Tomb
Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery deal with their MUMMY ISSUES in this recap and reWRAP of the R.L. Stine Goosebumps classic, The Curse Of The Mummy's Tomb. Don't get lost in a sandy tunnel of laughs as DMM and MSM uncover ancient curses, dry jokes, dusty puns, and shocking ERRORS in this Egyptian Christmas creepfest. Listener beware, you're in for a SCARAB.
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65 min
August 22, 2014
Goosebumps #4: Say Cheese And Die!
PICTURE THIS! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery strike a sophisticated pose while discussing the Goosebumps CLASSIC "Say Cheese And Die!" (the book AND TV episode, starring Academy Award Nominee Ryan Gosling). CLICK! CLICK! FLASH! See what develops as these Terror Twins talk about why it's one of their all-time favorites and about how picture-perfect that bone-clacking book cover is. This episode is worth a thousand SCREAMS!
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62 min
August 7, 2014
Goosebumps #3: Monster Blood
Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery are monster Goosebumps fans - Monster BLOOD, that is! This spooky episode is positively dripping and oozing with bloody green goodness, as Daniel and Matthew talk about the Goosebumps classic AND the TV episode. Hold on tight to your bone pendant, CLACK those WITCH teeth, and try and keep a lid on it as these Terror Twins overflow with love for that SURPRISING MIRACLE SUBSTANCE!
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61 min
July 29, 2014
Goosebumps #2: Stay Out Of The Basement
Goosebumpers Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery dig through the distinctly weedy and seedy R.L. Stine classic, Goosebumps #2: Stay Out of The Basement (the book AND TV episode) - one of their FAVORITES. Is it just another harmless episode? Or has this podcast turned into ANOTHER LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS? Everything's going to be fine!
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61 min
July 26, 2014
Goosebumps #1: Welcome To Dead House
An in-depth look at the original Goosebumps books (and their corresponding TV episodes) by two huge Goosebumps fans, Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery. Listener beware, you're in for a scare!
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64 min
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