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July 2, 2019
E37 Define The Relationship
Happy 4th of July! This week we're talking about how to successfully DTR your new relationship without scaring your new boo away (00:07:03). Next, in What My Therapist Said This Week, Ellie discusses how to talk to your friends about your anxiety and other disorders who don't also experience it (00:25:48). FTB this week is about how to keep the peace with your ex and look like the good guy for future relationships, but still keep an arms distance (00:37:53). In this weeks Hinge segment, we asked you to send us your profiles, and there's a few common red flags we have to address, as well as an example of an A+ profile (00:47:29)
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71 min
June 25, 2019
E36 We Fked Up (Again)
After a very emotional week of bad decision making and annoying men, this episode comes to you with much anxiety and little coherent thought. Barstool Pat joins to talk about what it's like to date men in NYC and how it differs from our experience (00:12:00). Next, Ellie discusses her therapy session after having a ~minor~ irrational freak out on a friend, and gives some advice on how to avoid this is in What My Therapist Said To Me This Week (00:29:00). FTB this week is a warning that the disgusting way you may be speaking about women could be ruining your chances with girls in the future... watch out (00:39:40). Finally for this weeks Hinge segment, Ellie made Alanna delete her Hinge and they recreate it from scratch to show you ladies how to make a successful profile to attract the RIGHT men (00:56:10).
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80 min
June 25, 2019
E36 We Fked Up (Again)
After a very emotional week of bad decision making and annoying men, this episode comes to you with much anxiety and little coherent thought. Barstool Pat joins to talk about what it's like to date men in NYC and how it differs from our experience. Next, Ellie discusses her therapy session after having a ~minor~ irrational freak out on a friend, and gives some advice on how to avoid this is in What My Therapist Said To Me This Week. FTB this week is a warning that the disgusting way you may be speaking about women could be ruining your chances with girls in the future... watch out. Finally for this weeks Hinge segment, Ellie made Alanna delete her Hinge and they recreate it from scratch to show you ladies how to make a successful profile to attract the RIGHT men. 
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80 min
June 18, 2019
E35 Please Stop F****** Your Ex
It's easier said then done sometimes, but ladies, get it together and ditch your ex. In the wise words of Dua Lipa "if you're under him, you ain't getting over him". The ex sex if holding you back, and we'll give you the tough love pep talk to finally move on (00:17:22). FTB this week is all about not giving a shit and just being yourself! Guys can be so nervous and scared to just do and say what they want and we're here to tell you that second guessing yourself and being insecure is a way bigger of a turn off than ordering a Moscow Mule (00:31:18). What My Therapist Said This Week reminds you to stop putting people on a pedestal and look at them for the whole person that they are. Just because you care about someone, doesn't mean that they are a good person and you have to remember that to protect yourself (00:41:40). Hinge segment this week is about the first date! When to ask, who should ask, what you should do, we get into it all (00:50:04)
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65 min
June 11, 2019
E34 "lol sup sexy *heart eye emoji*"
This week's episode kicks off with a chat about "mean girls" and how to productively deal with them in your life and a rant about women being pigeon holed into one personality trait. Guys, are you saying the right things to girls? FTB this week is all about how to compliment your way to a girl's heart. You may think you're saying all the things she wants to hear, but you're probably dead wrong, and we're gonna tell you exactly how to win a girl over (00:19:38). What My Therapist Said This Week will reassure you that its completely okay to not know what to do with your life, or to be totally secure with your career path. We're all confused, and figuring it out day by day is completely normal (00:32:06).  Let's talk DMing. Hinge this week is all about a successful first message in dating apps. What you're doing right now is probably making you come off as a creep or leading the conversation to a dead end, so lets change that (oo:39:17). 
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52 min
June 4, 2019
E33 Summer Lovin'
As Summer 2019 kicks off, so do the running fantasies of having the ~perfect~ summer fling. This summer it doesn't have to be just a fantasy, and we can tell you have to pull it off (00:12:55). Also, a sex tip that seems extremely obvious to girls, but apparently is a mystery to guys that they must listen and remember right here and now (00:24:18) . What my Therapist Said This Week is all about having no regret. Your biggest fuck ups are actually some of the most important moments in your life and you shouldn't feel any regret (00:30:30). For The Boys this week we discuss "courting" do's and don'ts. When/ how should you approach a girl in a public place that's not a bar? How long do you wait to call after the first date (00:39:04)? Hinge this week will help guard you against dating app red flags. What subtle things do girls and guys do that should make you run for the hills (00:52:09). 
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69 min
May 28, 2019
32 Girlfriend Material and Perfect D*** Pics
Comedian Lev Fer joins this weeks episode to give some raw insight on the male perspective of dating. He talks what makes guys think of a girl as  "girlfriend material", how to help your significant other that's suffering from mental illness, and the perfect dick pic (10:21-50:50). This weeks hinge segment is all about being picky ~but not too picky~ with your preferences settings; ladies, stop being a height snob (51:20).
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69 min
May 21, 2019
E31 Two Pumps on a Futon
To go out, or not to go out? That is the question. This week is all about FOMO and knowing if you're being a wet rag or if you're really putting your own wellbeing first. For The Boys this week, we tell our male listens what we think the perfect summer bar outfit is for you to attract and break the ice with the ladies. What My Therapist Said This Week This Week will help you with realizing that you're feelings don't have a time limit, and if something makes you angry and upset, you have a right to be angry and upset for as long as you'd like. This week's Hinge segment gets very personal as we live critique our very datable friends horrendous dating profile. 
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66 min
May 14, 2019
E30 The Best Friend Break-Up
This week is all about the ever elusive friend break up. It's an extremely messy situation, and we've all been there. We discuss how to do it, how to know when its actually appropriate, and why its actually very necessary for your own wellbeing sometimes. In What My Therapist Said To Me This Week, Ellie talks about being a catastrophist and how to calm your mind when your thinking and expecting the worst. The Hinge segment this week is all about the "about me" section of your profile. What questions to answer, how to answer them, and which to just leave out entirely. 
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45 min
May 7, 2019
E29 "IDC, This Is My Slut Phase"
Ellie's weekend update leads into a nice little pep talk about “the slut phase”. Why you should do it, when, and how empowering it can or cannot be if done correctly. Next, ever wonder why your ex hits you up right when your doing great? It's the radar, girl. Guys (and girls) have a built in radar when their ex's are doing just fine without them, but you need to know how to watch out for the radar and avoid it at all costs. We answer a very ~concerning~ DM that felt needed proper attention to discuss in case a lot of you have this mindset and are making this same mistake. What My Therapist Said To Me This Week is all about embracing your vulnerability; its actually a huge strength! And finally, we talk Hinge question prompts and all the tips and tricks you need to know to nail the questions on your profile.   
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61 min
April 30, 2019
E28 I'm A Big Kid Now
This week's episode is all about post college life and the awkward transition into adulthood. We talk the transition from school to work, living on your own, how to assert yourself to be viewed as an adult by your colleagues, and more. Style expert, Lilliana Vasquez, joins us for a segment on dressing in the latest trends on a budget, as well as the perfect first date outfit. This week begins our new featured segments with dating app Hinge, all about curating the perfect pictures for your profile. In other news, Ellie pops her NYC cheery, and a crazy nudes failure story.  
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66 min
April 23, 2019
E27 For The Boys 2.0
Back by popular demand, the girls answer DM's from the male listeners. Questions this time around include first date do's and don'ts, what to do if your girl's "number" is higher than yours *eye roll*, the importance of your bed (this is huge, fellas) , how long to wait for her to put out before you give up, the post college dating scene, and more.
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72 min
April 16, 2019
E26 The Cheating Episode
This week is all about the hard C word: cheating. The girls discuss all angles of cheating, from the cheater, the cheated on, and the cheated with. Every side has a story and a perspective that is important to hear. Ellie tells a very emotional story. Ellie also shares an important metaphor from her therapist about actions and decision making in What My Therapist Said To Me This week.
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67 min
April 9, 2019
E25 The Age Old Question ft KFC
Kevin Clancy of Barstool's KFC Radio joins this week's episode to discuss the burning question we've all had our entire lives: can guys and girls truly be just friends? We discuss all the reasons that prove and debunk this, as well as friendships with the opposite sex while you're in a relationship, and office romances. Ellie tells the embarrassing story of her very poor execution of her therapist's advice this week. And we answer your DM's about fighting with your roommates, and ex sex. 
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59 min
April 2, 2019
E24 Be A Good Effing Friend + Interview with Youtube Star LaurDIY
DIY Youtube personality, Lauren Riihimaki  (LaurDIY), joins this weeks episode to talk about her massive Youtube success with her almost 9 million subscribers, as well as balancing her personal life and the spotlight. Ellie talks about the importance of supporting your friends and finding self confidence in the little things in life. The girls answer your DM's, and need a little help with one from the always colorful Jared Carrabis 
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59 min
March 26, 2019
S1E23 The "Not-My-Boyfriend" Breakup ft Michaela Okland
Ellie and Alanna discuss a very eventful weekend and talk the importance of setting boundaries for yourself in your life. Michaela Okland of the She Rates Dogs Twitter account joins the podcast this week to discuss getting over a non official relationship, getting closure, internet trolls, and weird twitter culture. 
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63 min
March 19, 2019
S1E22 The Ups and Downs of E.D. with Faye Brennan
Faye Brennan, Sex and Relationships Director of Cosmopolitan Magazine joins Schnitt Talk this week to discuss the best articles of the April issue of Cosmo. We cover the ever elusive and extremely common condition of erectile dysfunction. How to react to it, what triggers it, and how to avoid it. We also dive into an extensive review of the best sex toys of 2019, and a discussion on normalizing the discussion around masturbation. Ever wonder why people aren't using condoms? This statistic will shock you. 
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53 min
March 12, 2019
S1E21 Parked Car Conversations with WCW Hannah Berner
Hannah Berner of Berning in Hell Podcast and Bravo's Summer House joins this week's episode to talk everything under the sun from the importance of female friendships to boyfriend penis. 
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71 min
March 5, 2019
S1E20 "Do You Like That?"
The girls talk about the importance of being vocal and confident in bed, and being comfortable with your sexuality. The people you sleep with aren't mind readers, speak your mind or forever hold your peace! They also dive into a discussion about the insane ways men talk about women and sex, how to tell if a guy really likes a girl, and can you be in love with your best friend?
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56 min
March 5, 2019
S1E20 "Do You Like That?"
The girls talk about the importance of being vocal and confident in bed, and being comfortable with your sexuality. The people you sleep with aren't mind readers, speak your mind or forever hold your peace! They also dive into a discussion about the insane ways men talk about women and sex, how to tell if a guy really likes a girl, and can you be in love with your best friend? 
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56 min
February 26, 2019
S1E19 Food Is Not The Enemy with Jackie London R.D.
Jaclyn London R.D., Nutrition Director of Good Housekeeping and author of "Dressing on the Side (and Other Diet Myths Debunked), joins Schnitt Talk this week to talk healthy eating habits and fake diet trends during the most self destructive time of the year... spring break. 
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69 min
February 19, 2019
S1E18 For The Boys
The girls answer DM's from male listeners covering topics ranging from "the friend zone", why you should ditch a wingman and get a wingwoman, texting etiquette, what to do about your friends shitty relationship, and the best way to drunk text.
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61 min
February 12, 2019
S1E17 Love Was Invented By Hallmark
Ellie and Alanna discuss Valentine's Day etiquette for the all the ranges of relationship statuses. What type of relationship is the best and the worst to be in on Valentine's Day? What do you do about your non boyfriend/ girlfriend? Do you get a gift? Should you just hide in your room and pretend the day doesn't exist? This episode addresses all the awkward questions this lovely day insights. 
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38 min
February 5, 2019
S1E16 Flippin' The Crazy Switch
We're all a little crazy, but what kind of crazy are you? Ellie and Alanna dive into the wide range of different types of crazy, tell some of their crazy girl stories, and read your absolutely insane DM's about your proudest crazy moment. 
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60 min
January 29, 2019
S1E15 Are You Bored, Horny, or In Love?
Barstool Sports' Kayce Smith joins this weeks meeting of Messy Bitches Anonymous to discuss her experience as a female in the male dominated field of sports broadcasting, as well as knowing if you actually like someone or just the attention, post nut clarity, and when to leave after a hookup. Ellie and Alanna discover something about each other from a night out, that lends itself to a greater piece of advice about meeting guys at bars. 
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62 min
January 22, 2019
S1E14 Post Breakup Warfare: An Artform
Ellie and Alanna discuss the strategic craft behind winning Post Breakup Warfare and getting over your ex for good. The girls also tackle how to get out of a rut, the perfect time to make a move on a girl, and one thing every girl should be doing to feel sexy and confident. 
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57 min
January 15, 2019
S1E13 "There Seems To Be A Small Tear In Your Vagina"
The girls discuss surprising lessons learned in college about greek life, fake friends, long distance relationships, and how to not tear your vagina.
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58 min
January 8, 2019
S1E12 Truth or Drink with Chicks in the Office
The Chicks in the Office answer your DM's, and play a game of truth or drink.
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52 min
January 1, 2019
S1E11 Safe Sex Is Sexy
Happy New Year! The girls ring in 2019 with a very important discussion about safe sex, being the "cool girl", and not getting too drunk and ruining your life. 
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46 min
December 25, 2018
S1E10 We Fukd Up
Merry Christmas to all our Cry Babies! After a rather sudden upset, Ellie and Alanna had to make a very quick new episode to replace the one planned for today. The girls chatted about NYE and all the hype associated with it, roses and thorns of 2018, and plans for 2019!
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24 min
December 18, 2018
S1E9 Tough Love for Dummies ft Lost Kings
Ellie and Alanna talk about the importance of the "love languages". In The Friend Zone, The Lost Kings' Rob and Nick talk finding love in the city, toxic friendships, and the inspiration for their music. 
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41 min
December 11, 2018
S1E8 Keepin' the Mystery ft MTV's Nev Schulman
The girls and MTV's Nev Schulman discuss the importance of mystery, overplaying "hard to get", and if there is still any hope for finding love online. 
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45 min
December 4, 2018
S1E7 For One Night... And One Night Only
Ellie and Alanna answer your DM's about the ever underrated dad bod, one night stands, virginity stories, and more. 
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47 min
November 27, 2018
S1E6 What Makes The Rocket Launch
Ellie and Alanna talk respect and explore the mind of the always-entertaining Jared Carrabis, aka the Saugus Rocket.
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45 min
November 20, 2018
S1E5 Thanksgiving Eve: A Social Warzone
Ellie and Alanna discuss traveling back in time for one sacred night every year -- Thanksgiving Eve. Seeing your exes, frenemies, old crushes, and trying to prove you didn't peak in high school. This is the most underrated, and petty, social holiday of the year. 
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29 min
November 13, 2018
S1E4: “Cosmo Isn’t Pornography for Women” with Faye Brennan
Sex and Dating Director at Cosmopolitan Magazine Faye Brennan comes in to talk getting what you want by asking for it in the bedroom, boardroom, and everywhere in between.
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33 min
November 13, 2018
S1E3: Shootin’ the Schnitt: Ghost Stories…BOO!
Ellie and Alanna discuss proper ghosting protocol, spooky ghosts from their pasts, and haunting ghost stories from the DMs. 
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29 min
November 13, 2018
S1E2: “Girl Power, Bitch” with Erika Nardini
Ellie talks to the incomparable Barstool CEO Erika Nardini about her journey to Barstool and the challenges women face in leadership positions; Ellie tells probably the worst hookup story in history.
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36 min
November 13, 2018
S1E1: Self Proclaimed Player with Mike Grinnell
Ellie puts Mike Grinnell of “Spittin' Chiclets” in the friend zone to discuss his techniques for picking up girls at the bar, what it would take to wife him up, and his mom issues.
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43 min
November 8, 2018
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