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April 19, 2019
Chris Goes to Coachella
Chris regales us with tales of dust, medical masks, and Katy Perry in this special Coachella edition of Don't Mess. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the stories.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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33 min
April 12, 2019
Christine & Chris do Impressions
There's really nothing you can say about this episode. You simply have to listen to it to experience the sheer genius of Christine and Chris doing weird impressions for thirty minutes.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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35 min
April 5, 2019
Christine & Chris do Accents
This entire episode is Christine and Chris attempting to do accents, with mixed results. Let's just say that Chris' Jamaican accent will be forever seared into your memory. It's that amazing.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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39 min
March 29, 2019
Who is Chris' Bestest Friend? ft. Eileen Sanford
Chris' close friend, actor Eileen Sanford, competes with Christine to see who knows Chris better! What odd pet obsession did Chris develop as a child? What is Chris' middle name? Tune in to find out!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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37 min
March 22, 2019
Is Justin Bieber a Reptile Person? ft. Andrew Lowe
YouTuber Andrew Lowe @andrewlowe joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about all the internet's greatest conspiracy theories. Is Katy Perry really a grown-up Jonbenet Ramsey? Probably not. But we're going to talk about it anyway.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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37 min
March 15, 2019
The Bachelor: We Can't Look Away
Some people watch The Bachelor, and some people hate-watch The Bachelor. Chris and Christine fall somewhere in between. If you've ever wanted to know anything about the phenomenon that is this season's The Bachelor, this episode is for you.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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35 min
March 8, 2019
Christine & Chris do ASMR
It's taken a lot of convincing, but Chris finally persuaded Christine to do an ASMR episode. So here it is, in all its glory, complete with ASMR Mad Libs. We hope your ears enjoy it.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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29 min
March 1, 2019
The Only Oscars Recap You Need
Do you not care about the Oscars? Well, neither do Christine and Chris. Which is precisely why this is the only Oscars Recap you'll need to listen to. Ever.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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40 min
February 22, 2019
Guess That Noise!
Christine and Chris play a game of GUESS THAT NOISE! Play along at home as they try to guess what the other has secretly recorded in their new house. It's fun for the entire family!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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42 min
February 15, 2019
Christine & Chris do Foley Sound
Christine & Chris get high and try their hand at performing the art of Foley Sound, the sound effect recording process employed in pretty much every movie you've ever seen. The results of their efforts are...uhhh...something.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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34 min
February 8, 2019
Famous Birthdays Trivia Time
Christine and Chris quiz each other about the celebrities and quasi-celebrities who populate the site famousbirthdays.com. If you've ever wanted to know the name of a celebrity's mother or pet, this episode is for you.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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33 min
February 1, 2019
Chris Takes a History Quiz
Christine designs a custom history quiz for Chris about her favorite subjects in world history. You might actually learn something from this episode.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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38 min
January 25, 2019
Unqualified Advice from Christine & Chris
Christine and Chris take listener questions on this special advice episode of Don't Mess! Please don't make any important life-changing decisions based on anything you hear on this show.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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31 min
January 18, 2019
The Year 2018 in Review ft. Chrish Guerra
Chrish Guerra (@MistaChrish) joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about the dumpster fire that was 2018. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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34 min
January 11, 2019
Birth Charts: A Totally Real Science ft. Andrew Lowe
This week the three brand-new roommates read each other's birth charts to see if they're compatible. That's right...birth charts, a totally real science. It's proven, fact-based, science that is 100% infallible.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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35 min
January 4, 2019
Most Likely To (Roommates Edition) ft. Andrew Lowe
Christine and Chris rented a house with Andrew Lowe (@andrewlowe)! Listen as all three new roomates regale you with tales of dead Uhaul truck batteries, puppy mishaps, and plans for which video game console will rule the house. Additionally, there's a special listener superlative section where you'll finally find out which roomie is most likely to have sex on the coffee table.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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40 min
December 28, 2018
Keep Calm & Smoke Weed
On this special New Year's episode of Don't Mess, Christine and Chris get high in front of Christine's Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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39 min
December 21, 2018
Merry Chrysler! ft. Chrish Guerra
On this very special holiday episode of Don't Mess, former vine star Chrish (@MistaChrish), joins Christine and Chris in the studio to wax poetic about holidays past. Also, there's lots of singing.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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40 min
December 14, 2018
Are Christine & Chris Smarter than a 5th Grader? w/ Mama Sydelko
It's quiz-show time! Christine's Mom joins us in the studio to see just how dumb...uh...I mean, smart...Christine and Chris are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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37 min
December 7, 2018
College Dropout
After covering their high school experience, it's time to graduate to college. Or in Christine's case, almost graduate. That's right...this week Christine and Chris talk about those halcyon days of higher education. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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33 min
November 30, 2018
High School High
Christine and Chris reminisce about high school while also taking listener questions. Ridiculous tales of pranks, crazy Spanish teachers, and zoo-themed proms await.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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32 min
November 23, 2018
A Big Bear Birthday
Chris and Christine recount tales of their trip to Big Bear Lake for Chris' birthday. Edibles, canine shenanigans, and watermelon margaritas all come together for a fever dream of a birthday celebration.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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31 min
November 16, 2018
Christine & Chris Talk about Turkey Day
On this special Thanksgiving episode of Don't Mess, Chris and Christine talk about their favorite Thanksgiving foods, holiday parades, and their racist Native American names from Kindergarten.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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30 min
November 9, 2018
Christine & Chris Need Wedding Dates
Christine & Chris discuss two weddings they recently attended, while sharing their weirdest stories of wedding highjinks. The bar is open and the hors d'oeuvres are plentiful! Mazel tov!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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32 min
November 6, 2018
Introducing Ellen On The Go
Christine tells you all about a new podcast you may enjoy, Ellen On The Go. Listen to Ellen on The Go wherever you're listening to this podcast right now. Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/EllenOnTheGo_Apple Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/EllenOnTheGo_GoogleLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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5 min
November 2, 2018
Being a Canadian & Eating Poutine w/ Elle Mills
YouTuber Elle Mills joins Christine in the studio to discuss Canada, Poutine, and Elle's crazy trip to visit Christine's parents in a desolate log cabin in upstate New York (including a creepy Victorian doll).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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35 min
October 26, 2018
All About Atheism w/ Jaclyn Glenn
Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by none other than author, speaker, and YouTuber Jaclyn Glenn. (the internet's foremost atheist!) They discuss all things religion, including the nature of belief, growing up in the church, and even the best-tasting Catholic communion wafers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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50 min
October 19, 2018
Teenage Meth & More Crazy Tales from Author Sam Lansky
Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by author, editor, and master storyteller Sam Lansky! Come for the crazy tales of crystal meth use from Sam's book, "The Gilded Razor", stay for the amazing debate about Hillary Duff's acting career.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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53 min
October 12, 2018
Behind the Scenes at Buzzfeed feat. Candace Lowry
Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by podcast host, social media influencer, YouTuber, and former Buzzfeed star Candace Lowry! All the crazy controversies at Buzzfeed over the years are covered as we get an inside look at the birth of a social media powerhouse. To listen to Candace's podcast "Persister with Candace Lowry", check it out at: http://bit.ly/PersisterALearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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46 min
October 5, 2018
Transgender Activist & Author Corey Rae on Finding Your True Self - Don't Mess
Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by transgender activist, model, and writer Corey Rae! The questions come fast and furious as Corey shares her amazing life story from hating boys' toys as a child to eventually beginning her transition. For more Corey Rae: IG: @imcoreyrae Web: http://www.coreyrae.com/ Twitter: @CoreyRae3Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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70 min
September 28, 2018
The Great Dieting vs. Exercise Debate w/ Whitney Catalano & Cody Taggart
Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by personal trainer Cody Taggart and registered dietitian Whitney Catalano for a fierce debate about dieting vs. exercise. Also, Christine and Chris not-so-subtly try to set them up on a date.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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39 min
September 21, 2018
Crazy Lyft Driver Tales w/ "Kyle" the Lyft Driver
Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by Lyft Driver "Kyle", who has some absolutely insane tales to tell. Backseat sex, anyone? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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41 min
September 14, 2018
The HYPEBEAST Phenomenon w/ the guys from RTTV
Christine & Chris are joined in the studio by Round Table TV hosts/influencers Evan DC, Patric RT, and Rob-City. Listen to Chris and Christine learn what a hypebeast is, the history of hypebeast clothing labels, and just how white Christine actually is. You can check out more RTTV content at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa9T0y46uK5FzJT-8tLBFeQLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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52 min
September 7, 2018
Personal Trainer Cody Taggart on Losing Weight While Still Cheating
Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by Los Angeles personal trainer Cody Taggart. Listen to Cody's inspiring life journey while Christine and Chris debate the perfect male calf size and how to train animated cartoon characters. Please be sure to check out Cody's Instagram: @cody_taggartLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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39 min
August 31, 2018
Adult Film Actress Edyn Blair on the Future of Pornography (Part 2)
Christine and Chris are again joined in the studio by adult film actress Edyn Blair for Part 2 of this amazing interview. This special 2-part series includes tales of custom porn videos, the shocking amount of preparation necessary for a film shoot, and even the finer details about Edyn's gag reflex. Come join us for a deep-dive into all you've ever wanted to know about the adult film industry.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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51 min
August 24, 2018
Adult Film Actress Edyn Blair on Strip Club Insanity (Part 1)
Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by exotic dancer/adult film actress/certified dog trainer Edyn Blair. This special 2-part interview includes tales of strip club shenanigans, how pole-dancing is basically the same as high intensity interval training, and even a very special moment where Chris learns what a cuckold is! Come join us for a deep-dive into all you've ever wanted to know about exotic dancing and the porn industry.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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48 min
August 17, 2018
Registered Dietitian Whitney Catalano on Why Diets Suck
Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by Registered Dietitian Whitney Catalano. They talk about eating intuitively, why diets suck, and how "fat" shouldn't be a bad word. Come for the serious talk regarding nutrition and body image, stay for the lengthy discussion about Chris pooping four times a day.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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52 min
August 10, 2018
Christine & Chris Take Personality Tests!
Christine and Chris take the Myers-Briggs Personality Test! Find out about their deepest darkest secrets, their psychological preferences, and how Chris is really sad that he can't simply fart whenever he wants to. Also, check out the new "Don't Mess" YouTube channel for this week's latest RANT!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYDhAIuLgyJIr491e0IYiKQLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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34 min
August 3, 2018
Sexologist Shan Boody on Asexuality & the Stupidity of Labels - Don't Mess
Christine and Chris are joined in the studio by licensed sexologist Shan Boody (Shannon Boodram). They discuss Christine's asexuality, Chris' undefined sexuality, and how labels are really only for other people; not yourself. Come for the laughs, stay for the sexy talk about avocados. Also, check out the new Don't Mess YouTube channel for this week's RANT!: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYDhAIuLgyJIr491e0IYiKQLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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46 min
July 27, 2018
Comedian Chris Klemens Joins Christine as Co-Host! - Don't Mess
Christine is joined in her studio by her new co-host, YouTuber and comedian Chris Klemens! They sing songs, interrupt each other, and talk about the evolving format of the podcast now that Chris has joined the insanity.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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39 min
July 20, 2018
Trans Vlogger & Activist Stef Sanjati on Being Your Best Canadian Self - Don't Mess
Christine is joined in the studio by Stef Sanjati, a Canadian trans vlogger and YouTube personality who specializes in makeup tutorials, video games, and Arts/Culture. They discuss Toronto, trans issues, why they love video game violence, and finally their thoughts on Canadian bagged milk. (it's a real thing)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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38 min
July 13, 2018
YouTubers Carly and Erin on Cats and Crazy Fans - Don't Mess
Christine is joined in the studio by YouTube comedians and former Vine stars Carly and Erin. They talk about crazy fans, super-nice U.S. Postal Service employees, and why Christine hates cats.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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37 min
July 6, 2018
YouTuber Cody Ko on Why Video Games are the Worst - Don't Mess
Christine is joined in the studio by YouTuber, Comedian, and former Vine star Cody Ko. They talk about Cody's podcast, the method to his YouTube reaction videos, and how he took the trauma of shattering a 60-inch flatscreen TV as a sign that he should never play video games ever again. Today's episode is sponsored by Hello Fresh and TalkSpace.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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40 min
June 29, 2018
Comedians Nikki Limo & Steve Greene on Marrying your Co-Star - Don't Mess
Christine is joined in the studio by Nikki Limo & Steve Green, the hosts of the Castbox/Studio71 "Sh*t They Don't Tell You" podcast! They talk about Nikki & Steve's recent wedding, their epic live-stream wedding prank, and how Christine prefers being at home petting her dog to interacting with other humans. To listen to the "Sh*t They Don't Tell You" podcast, here are the links: Link to Apple: http://bit.ly/STDTYAPod Link to CastBox: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodCBLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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40 min
June 22, 2018
YouTuber Motoki Maxted on Being Perpetually Single - Don't Mess
Christine is joined in the studio by YouTuber, comedian, and podcast host Motoki Maxted. Motoki and Christine talk about Motoki's new podcast "Exposed with Motoki Maxted", which launches on Monday June 25th! They also talk about parents, singing in cars, and the tastiest Japanese food. Motoki's new Podcast, "Exposed" can be found here: APPLE: http://bit.ly/ExposedA CASTBOX: http://bit.ly/ExposedCB Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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56 min
June 15, 2018
Actor/Director Brandon Rodgers on the Downfall of Vine - Don't Mess
Christine is joined in the studio by Brandon Rodgers, an actor, director, YouTuber, and comedian. They discuss Brandon's origins on Vine, his crass character sketches, and their collaboration video where Brandon had to mime having sex with Christine on the first day of shooting.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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58 min
June 8, 2018
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Actress Charisma Carpenter - Don't Mess
Christine is joined in the studio by actor Charisma Carpenter, best known for her role as Cordelia Chase on TV series "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and its spin-off series "Angel". They discuss Buffy, Buffy, and more Buffy.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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59 min
June 1, 2018
YouTuber Chris Klemens on Celebrities Behaving Badly - Don't Mess
Christine is joined in the studio by Chris Klemens, a YouTuber and comedian best known for his man-on-the-street and "I got high and..." videos. They discuss Roseanne Barr, Kim Kardashian, and why sales tax sucks.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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48 min
May 25, 2018
YouTuber Lucas Cruikshank on the Perils of Vlogging - Don't Mess
Christine is joined in the studio by guest Lucas Cruikshank, an actor and YouTube personality who created the character Fred Figglehorn and the associated Fred series for his channel in late 2005\. He has since starred in three Fred movies, as well as guest-starred on several TV shows such as Hannah Montana and iCarly. Christine and Lucas talk about their shared love of The Cheesecake Factory, their opinions on vlogging, and why salty is better than sweet.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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45 min
May 18, 2018
Comedian & Musician Drew Monson on Making Music on YouTube and Awkward Comedy - Don't Mess
Christine is joined in the studio by guest Drew Monson, a.k.a. MyToeCold, a YouTuber, musician, and comedian. They talk about their upcoming tour, Drew's possible lawsuit with his father, and their ongoing search for an appropriate movie to watch together.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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42 min
May 11, 2018
Actress & Writer Grace Helbig on the Weirdness of YouTube - Don't Mess
Christine is joined in the studio by guest Grace Helbig, an American YouTuber, actor, author, and podcast host. They talk about Christine's 5th grade theater experience, Grace's bizarre introduction to YouTube, and their shared fondness for Tyler Oakley.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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50 min
May 4, 2018
YouTuber Tana Mongeau on Hip-Hop and Rooming with Christine - Don't Mess
Christine is joined in the studio by guest Tana Mongeau, an American YouTuber best known for her storytime videos. They talk about their brief time as roommates, Tana's new hip-hop career, and how they both share a seething hatred for each other.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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41 min
April 27, 2018
YouTube Stars Shane Dawson & Ryland Adams on Digital Content - Don't Mess
This week's guest is Shane Dawson, an American YouTuber, actor, author, sketch comedian, singer, songwriter and film director. Dawson is known for making comedy videos featuring recurring original characters, celebrity impersonations, and spoofs of popular music videos and television shows. Shane is joined by boyfriend and fellow YouTuber Ryland Adams.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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44 min
April 20, 2018
Make-up Artist Manny MUA on Beauty & Fashion - Don't Mess
Christine chats with Manny MUA. Manuel Gutierrez, known professionally as Manny MUA, is a make-up artist, YouTuber, beauty blogger, and beauty influencer. He is the first male brand ambassador for make-up brand Maybelline.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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45 min
April 12, 2018
Don't Mess with Christine Sydelko - Teaser
Don’t Mess with Sydelko is a podcast that forges through the pillars of modern day society in conjunction with past social constructs. It combines ideals with beliefs and the exceeding necessity for human touch. In other words, you’re not going to want to be prepared for anything beyond having a fun conversation with Christine. Please shower beforehand. Coming soon.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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