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July 16, 2019
Jim Jeffries - I'm Not Wrong Because I'm Popular
Jim Jeffries visits to the guys to hear about a postal worker who gets in trouble but it's not his fault! In the second story, a woman enjoys a few drinks and gets takes a bag that doesn't belong to her. The third story a Rotary Club in Michigan celebrates with a 1998 Saturn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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50 min
July 9, 2019
Janet Varney and Cole Stratton - Big Bertha Test Drive
This week Janet Varney and Cole Stratton stop by to hear about a confusing squeege attack. In the second story a woman steals her car back after taking it to the dealership for repair. In the third story, a couple get arrested for adult fun in a kiddie pool. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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62 min
July 5, 2019
Geoff Tate - This Is My Service Sword
A Huntsville, AL gas station robbery ends in a knife vs machete fight!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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30 min
July 2, 2019
Amiee Mann and Ted Leo - Drunk People Can't Avoid Bragging
This week Amiee Mann and Ted Leo (The Art of Process) stop in to hear about a man with a curious reason for not doing a field sobriety test. In the second story, a man tries to sue his parents for destroying his massive porn collection. In story 3, bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously appear on cars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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54 min
June 25, 2019
Jonah Ray - Pickle Juice to the Rescue
This week, Jonah Ray joins the show. Story 1 covers boxed wine and exposed breasts at a hospital. In story 2, an Australian man gets stuck and the Internet comes to rescue with some advice about pickle juice. Story 3 covers a poorly thought-out lawn sign.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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48 min
June 21, 2019
Naomi Ekperigin & Andy Beckerman - You Just Gotta Be Damp
This story has everything: Florida, nudity, a car chase, and a colorful baseball bat. Listen in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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29 min
June 18, 2019
Derek Waters - Stabbing the Pastor in the Back
This week Derek Waters joins the show! In Story 1, a part-time pastor Easter stunt goes horribly wrongStory 2 woman gets arrested for shooting a t-shirt gunStory 3 explains an automatic sperm extractor!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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54 min
June 11, 2019
John C. Reilly, Tim Heidecker, & Aimee Mann - Work Bag, Play Bag - LIVE from Largo!
To start off a very special live DPT at the Largo at the Coronet, Aimee Mann sings the theme song! After a few Flatos, Tim Heidecker joins the show to discuss Story 1, in which a Darwin man nearly dies after multiple snakebites!  Then for Story 2, John C. Reilly joins the show to discuss a Greenlee in which a man is caught with a bag of urine!  To close out the show, a new segment: Florida Man birthdays!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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101 min
June 7, 2019
Jon Rudnitsky - Royal Headbutt
For this week's mini, Jon Rudnitsky joins the show to discuss the tale of a man who claims an adverse reaction to coffee caused him to cause ruckus at a movie theater!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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27 min
June 4, 2019
Jon Gabrus - Hey Grandma, Go Sit On That!
In Story 1, a suspect tells police he's a cat. In a Stitcher Premium extended segment: a deep dive into all things Vegas!  Story 2 brings us a man who breaks a photo bomber's nose.  In Story 3,  we almost lose a grandma.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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60 min
May 28, 2019
Sara Schaefer - Legs Up on Congress
This week Sara Schaefer joins the show! In Story 1, a woman is accused of public masturbation.Story 2 brings us an unruly woman on a plane.Story 3  is the tale of the most innocent suspect ever!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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49 min
May 24, 2019
Dan St. Germain - Hampton Inn Exorcism
Dan St. Germain joins the show to discuss the tale of a hotel chain exorcism complaint!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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25 min
May 21, 2019
Nate Bargatze - Young, Dumb, and Full of Fork
This week Nate Bargatze joins the show!In Story 1, two dummies shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests. Then in a Stitcher Premium exclusive segment, the guys talk to Nate about his special and more!  Story 2 brings us a man who swallows a fork.  Story 3 is the tale of violence at a Wawa. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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50 min
May 14, 2019
Jon Glaser & Eliza Skinner - You Do The Meth! - Live from Moontower
Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival, we start off with some Flatos! Then Jon Glaser and Eliza Skinner join the show and we dive into Story 1, which involves a reckless scooter driver and an out of control dog. Steve Agee joins in for a game of Guess The Agee! In Story 2, we have a nasty case of eye-bees! Then we hear some Townie stories, including: a fight between a German and a horse, a naked man chase, a Greenlee about a garbage artist, and a cake/vacuum theft at a Dairy Queen!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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70 min
May 10, 2019
Nate Abshire - Drive-Off & Golf Cart Joyride
Nate Abshire joins the show to discuss two mini stories! In Story 1, a suspect in a drive-off is caught, and in Story 2 we hear the tale of a golf cart joyride!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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36 min
May 7, 2019
Josh Gondelman - Beef & Reef
Story 1 is a Greenlee involving surf and turf!In a Stitcher Premium exclusive extended interview, Josh talks about writing for Last Week Tonight, plus a mini story involving a mom who advocates for her son's dating life a bit too much! Story 2 brings us a Valentine's Day attempt for a free meal at an Outback Steakhouse! Story 3 is the sad tale of the demise of a nudist restaurant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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52 min
April 30, 2019
Nick Swardson - DJ Crablegs
This week Nick Swardson visits DPT!Story 1 brings us a set of testicles dipped in salsa.Story 2 is the tale of a fight at a buffet. In Story 3, a car unintentionally leaves an offensive image in the snow.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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51 min
April 26, 2019
Chris Mancini - Egg Argument Boils Over
For this week's Friday Episode, Chris Mancini joins the show to discuss the tale of an Austin man who tries to boil eggs and ends up getting threatened at knifepoint.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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32 min
April 23, 2019
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Puppet-Fluid & Strings Attached
This week the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic joins us in Dumb People Town!Story 1 is a Greenlee about a violent incident involving a remote control and dentures.Story 2 brings us a love story involving a zombie doll.Story 3 is the tale of a misunderstanding at an illegal strip club.Then for our Stitcher Premium listeners, we have an extra story about a cat owner who gets stuck up a tree trying to save a cat!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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55 min
April 17, 2019
Introducing Sports Wars
Sports rivalries can fuel fans and athletes to fight and argue for years. But what’s the real story behind these epic rivalries? From Wondery, the company behind “Business Wars” and “American Scandal” comes Sports Wars, an electric new series that offers an immersive, court-side look at some of the greatest athletic rivalries of all time: starting with Aaron Rodgers vs. Brett Favre. Subscribe to Sports Wars at wondery.fm/boomLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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4 min
April 16, 2019
Dana Gould - Back Door Daddy
This week Dana Gould joins the show!In Story 1: Utah driver accused of fleeing, mooning, flipping.Story 2 is a Greenlee -- the tale of the dry-mouth driver.Story 3 brings us a disturbance at a McDonalds!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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65 min
April 12, 2019
Julius Sharpe - Look What's Coming Down the Belt
Julius Sharpe joins the show to discuss the tale of a Canadian burglar who makes himself at home!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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31 min
April 9, 2019
Hampton Yount - Jiminy Cracket
This week Hampton Yount joins the show!In Story 1 we have a completely naked woman who chases a would-be lover across the road.In a Stitcher Premium Exclusive segment, Story 2 brings us a town that could vote into reality a sex doll brothel... or two.Story 3 is the tale of an Australian man precariously wedged in a drain.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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46 min
April 2, 2019
A.D. Miles - Concussion Discussion
This week A.D. Miles joins the show!In Story 1, a hungry shoplifter gets caught. Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who isn't sure if she was stabbed and has questions about her son's future.Story 3 is the tale of a man with a backpack and no plan.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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57 min
March 29, 2019
Dan Ahdoot - Penisillin
For this week's minisode, Dan Ahdoot joins the show to discuss the story of a man who injects himself with semen for his back pain!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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29 min
March 26, 2019
Beverly D'Angelo - Chop First, Axe Questions Later
In Story 1, a teenager is arrested after trying to get a discount on a Playstation by weighing it as a bag of fruit. Then a Stitcher Premium interview in which Bev spins some yarns about old school Hollywood stories! Story 2 brings us a man who wrecks his home with an axe after he thought his wife damaged his action figures. Story 3 -- brought in by Beverly herself -- is the tale of a diamond billionaire who died during penis enlargement surgery.Visit patreon.com/dumbpeopletown for exclusive video episodes, bonus content, and more!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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57 min
March 19, 2019
Karen Kilgariff & Jon Hamm - LIVE at Largo
In a special live episode of Dumb People Town at the renowned Largo at the Coronet, the Sklar Brothers and Daniel Van Kirk are joined by My Favorite Murder's Karen Kilgariff and Mad Men's Jon Hamm, with comedically pertinent musical interludes by the great Langhorne Slim! Stories include: a man bitten by a venomous spider on his manhood (for the second time), a woman who discovers a snake in her toilet, and an exhaustive list of bizarre and random items Americans got stuck in their orifices in 2018. It's a night of rollicking laughs and silliness between old friends. www.patreon.com/dumbpeopletownLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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119 min
March 15, 2019
Aaron Urist - You Gon' Get Bit
Aaron Urist joins the show to discuss the story of a man arrested after biting a man while arguing about conspiracy theories... in a hot tub.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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26 min
March 12, 2019
Pete Holmes - Pringle Grigio
This week, Pete Holmes joins the show! In Story 1, a man's dentures become evidence in a burglary investigation. In a Stitcher Exclusive interview, the group discusses the challenge of tackling the comedy world on TV. Story 2 brings us a man who tries to attack a neighbor with a stun gun and a ulu knife. Story 3 is the tale of a woman on a scooter drinking wine from a Pringles can outside of a Walmart for hours.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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60 min
March 5, 2019
Corinne Fisher - Phantom Pill Packet
This week, Corinne Fisher joins the show!Story 1 is a wild crime spree in Hoboken involving Snapple, a nail salon, bare buttocks, and Hennessy!Story 2 brings us a woman who lived with a plastic pill packet in her throat for days without realizing it.Story 3 is the tale of a Pennsylvania police department looking for drunk volunteers.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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47 min
March 1, 2019
Nate Craig - Who's Out Here?!
Nate Craig joins the show to discuss a fight inside an elementary school that ends in a car crash!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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33 min
February 26, 2019
Brent Weinbach - The Illegal Version of Bumper Cars
This week Brent Weinbach joins the show! In Story 1: A dummy fails to rob an Arby's. Story 2 is the tale of an illegal game of bumper cars. Story 3 brings us a drunk man who sleeps on a dog bed with a giant dog... in the wrong home.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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52 min
February 19, 2019
Tim Heidecker - Pizza as a Weapon
This week, Tim Heidecker joins the show!For Story 1, we have a Greenlee in which some folks with historical names are jailed. Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who fights inflatable snowman. Story 3 is the tale of a man who uses pizza as a weapon against his father.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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64 min
February 15, 2019
Ptolemy Slocum - Burger King for Life
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37 min
February 12, 2019
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Unwelcome Witchcraft
Mary Lynn Rajskub joins the show this week! In Story 1: A Dollar Tree candy theft that escalates quickly. Story 2 brings us a burglar who makes himself at home. And Story 3 is the tale of a fight at a holiday party after an argument about magical spells.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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53 min
February 5, 2019
Alison Haislip - Bottom Feeders
Alison Haislip joins the show this week! In Story 1, a man slips down a grease vent at a Chinese restaurant.  Story 2 is the tale of a Florida wedding reception that results in a stabbing, a balcony fall, and more. Story 3 brings us edible butthole chocolates.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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68 min
February 1, 2019
DJ Douggpound - From Ditch to Door
DJ Douggpound joins the show to discuss the tale of automobile shenanigans when a car flies through the air and into a house!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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32 min
January 29, 2019
Paul Scheer & Doug Benson - Throwing Axes at Copses: LIVE from SF Sketchfest
This week, Paul Scheer and Doug Benson visit Dumb People Town in a very special live episode from SF Sketchfest! In Story 1 is a harrowing tale of the worst neighbor of all time.Story 2 involves a wedding photographer went above and beyond the call of duty.Then some Townies bring some stories, including: a Greenlee, a Christmas-ham-throwing incident, a naked man with a gun and a samurai sword, road tenders, and more!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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90 min
January 25, 2019
Rhea Butcher - Calm Down
Comedian Rhea Butcher joins the show to discuss the tale of a fugitive who wins the heart of local police for his response to a wanted ad.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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29 min
January 22, 2019
Rory Scovel - Into the Canadian Darkness
This week, comedian Rory Scovel joins the show!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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64 min
January 18, 2019
Zach Martina - I Am Jack's Failed Robbery
Comedian Zach Martina joins the guys to discuss the tale of a bank robber who is nabbed during a cab ride to the liquor store!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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35 min
January 15, 2019
Lucas Brothers - Romanda Rights
This week, Kenny and Keith Lucas visit Dumb People Town! Story 1 is the tale of an unexpected party. Story 2 brings us an unruly woman who refuse to leave a porch, and Story 3 is an ash-burglary.To hear an extended interview with the Lucas Brothers that runs the gamut from rat insurance to R. Kelly, plus the full back catalog of ad-free episodes, ad-free new episodes, AND multiple bonus/extended episodes every month, make sure to sign up for Stitcher Premium at StitcherPremium.com! Plus, for a free month, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code STARBURNS!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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52 min
January 11, 2019
Jesse Neil & Keith Kingbay - Falling Through the Ceiling with No Pants On
Comedians Jesse Neil and Keith Kingbay join the guys to discuss the tale of a half-naked woman who causes a scene at a restaurant after falling through the ceiling... twice.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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28 min
January 8, 2019
Eliza Skinner - Don't Beat the System
Comedian Eliza Skinner joins the show this week! In Story 1, a series of horrible decisions starts in a strip club and ends with a man in the nude, after a bizarre kidnapping. Story 2 is the tale of a poorly executed birthday cake. Then, in Story 3, some scary dumbness on the high seas.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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64 min
January 4, 2019
Beth Lapides - I'm Not In Here And I'm Not Kevin
Comedian Beth Lapides joins the show to discuss the tale of an Airbnb "Super Host" who breaks into his guest house while it's being rented!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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32 min
January 1, 2019
Jo Koy - Smothered in Gin
The hilarious Jo Koy visits Dumb People Town this week! In Story 1,  a boy gets himself into high speed chase because his mother took away his Playstation.  For Story 2, a Belgian robbery is foiled. Story 3 is the tale of a service dog's feces ruining a flight.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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48 min
December 28, 2018
Forrest Shaw - Barblejuice
Comedian Forrest Shaw joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman is jailed after hitting her husband and brother in a quest for beer!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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23 min
December 25, 2018
Fahim Anwar - Two Tattoos and a Truth
This week, comedian Fahim Anwar joins the show!In Story 1, a naked man sneaks around before munching on some ramen.Story 2 brings us a widows who holds onto her late husband's... tattoos.Story 3 is the age-old tale of a wedding crasher.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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59 min
December 21, 2018
Ryan Singer - Sugared Up Dead People
Comedian Ryan Singer joins the show to discuss a story in which a man attacks a group of teenage girls dressed as zombies!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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31 min
December 18, 2018
Kate Micucci - It's a Lockback Knife
This week, comedian/musician Kate Micucci visits Dumb People Town! In Story 1, a woman in a store farts and pulls a knife on an offended customer.  For Story 2, a Dutch positivity trainer appeals to change his age.  Story 3 is the tale of a man who is accused of stealing candy from Walmart.This holiday season, don’t just upgrade your phone, upgrade your wireless provider and switch to Mint Mobile! Take advantage of this Mint Mobile holiday deal before it’s gone! Get 3 months of wireless for $20, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, by going to MintMobile.com/DPT!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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64 min
December 14, 2018
Spike Feresten - Toilet Thief
Writer/comedian Spike Feresten joins the guys to discuss the tale of a stolen toilet!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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24 min
December 11, 2018
Will Forte & Zach Galifianakis - LIVE from Largo at the Coronet!
One hundred episodes of Dumb People Town! To celebrate the milestone Jason, Randy, and Daniel are joined by comedy heavy-hitters Will Forte & Zach Galifianakis, as well as Ted Leo of Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, at the legendary LA venue, Largo at the Coronet!In Story 1, a would-be burglar falls through a Waffle House ceiling.Story 2 is the tale of a woman who is a fan of Girl Scout Cookies, but probably not the ones you're thinking of.Story 3 brings us a truly disgusting cake.Then some Townies share stories involving crocs and alligators, and a man thirsty for paint!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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100 min
December 7, 2018
Matt Letscher - Got Your Belly Button!
Actor Matt Letscher visits Dumb People Town to discuss a story in which a woman gives the gift of... her belly button. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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30 min
December 4, 2018
Kyle Kinane - I'll Butter Your Cat
This week, comedian Kyle Kinane ventures to Dumb People Town!In Story 1, a man busts into several homes looking for someone to fight. Story 2 brings us a bar patron who gets angry after someone turns off Black Sabbath. Story 3 is the tale of an Antarctic stabbing incident that occurred over... book spoilers.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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63 min
November 30, 2018
Holly Laurent - Gender Reveal Wildfire
Holly Laurent visits the show to discuss the story of a wildfire started by a gender-reveal party!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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26 min
November 27, 2018
Jon Dore - A Dash of Grandma
This week comedian (and Canadian) Jon Dore visits Dumb People Town!In Story 1: a vicious fight at a gender-reveal party at Applebee's. Story 2 is the tale of a man who makes trouble outside a Medieval Times -- then that same night, skinny-dips in a shark tank. (It may or may not have been Rob Ford.)Story 3 brings us cookies baked with a special ingredient: Grandma.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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67 min
November 23, 2018
Ryan Sickler - Little Rascal
Ryan Sickler joins Jason, Randy, and Dan to discuss a drunken man who disrupts a wedding reception by committing a dancing infraction and starting a fight.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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30 min
November 20, 2018
Bert Kreischer - Nobody Puts Greenlee in a Corner (Live from Phoenix!)
Jason, Randy, and Daniel start the show off with some Flato-isms, then are joined by a bonafide expert in doing dumb things, comedian Bert Kreischer! In Story 1, we've got a Greenlee!  Two women were arrested after trying to re-enact a scene from Dirty Dancing in a wine store.Story 2 is the tale of a woman who claims a ghost dragged her child across the floor and possessed him, so she enlists a professional named Spooky Julie to help.Then some Townies bring news stories of their own! Including: a wild car chase, the story of a true-life forensic scientist who experiences dumb criminals all day long, appliance-thieves who left their phone number at the scene of the crime, and a man who burned down his house while trying to incinerate spiders!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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85 min
November 16, 2018
Greg Hess - Mow the Pendergrass
The guys are joined by comedian Greg Hess to discuss a story involving a mysterious fiery hole in Arkansas!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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29 min
November 13, 2018
Andrew Santino - The Emergency Room Gentlemen's Lounge
This week, comedian Andrew Santino visits Dumb People Town! In Story 1, a man is arrested after booby-trapping a federal agent.Story 2 is a Greenlee! It's the tale of a shirtless man hanging out by the dumpsters and causing a disturbance.In Story 3, the name of a new strip club has some citizens concerned.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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57 min
November 9, 2018
Mo Mandel - His Whole Life Is An Avalanche
This week comedian Mo Mandel joins the guys for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town to discuss the story of a criss-crossing crime spree in Billings, Montana!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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28 min
November 6, 2018
Mary Holland - Buttershots
This week, comedian/actor Mary Holland visits Dumb People Town!In Story 1, a housemaid thoroughly cleans her client's liquor cabinet. For Story 2, a man gets stabbed at a haunted house. In Story 3, a suspicious man on the roof claims he's dying.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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63 min
September 7, 2018
33: Minisode: Brody Stevens - This Is Burning Woman
This week, comedian Brody Stevens joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman completes the double whammy of both lighting herself on fire and kicking a police officer in the groin. Enjoy it!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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28 min
July 27, 2018
27: Minisode: Dave Ross - Covered In Blood
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Dave Ross (Suicide Buddies) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested after robbing a jewelry store, cutting himself in the process, and leaving his blood all over the scene of the crime.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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28 min
June 29, 2018
23: Minisode: Greg Behrendt & Amiira Ruotola - The Word Is Poop
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola (Maybe It's You) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a rogue pooper is caught in the act by a neighborhood sting operation.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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21 min
June 15, 2018
21: Minisode: Johnny Pemberton - Glove Your Junk
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Johnny Pemberton (Action Point, Live to Tape) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for walking naked through his neighborhood.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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26 min
June 8, 2018
20: Minisode: John Roy - Eight Stone of Poo
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian John Roy for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, an angry man stores up his own feces before shoving it through a friend's letter box through a hose.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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25 min
May 18, 2018
17: Minisode: Sara Benincasa - Failing Up Since The Beginning of Time
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Sara Benincasa (Real Artists Have Days Jobs) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, the police think they may have found the world's dumbest criminal.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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27 min
April 6, 2018
12: Minisode: Julian McCullough - There's No Crying Over Spilled Milk
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Julian McCullough (Soft Spot podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, two men get into a heated fight over a glass of milk.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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31 min
March 23, 2018
10: Minisode: Amy Miller - Naturally Frosted Tips
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Amy Miller (Who's Your God? podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man's obituary paints a riveting picture.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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28 min
March 2, 2018
7: Minisode: Hampton Yount - Yeah, He Was Naked
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Hampton Yount (Suicide Buddies podcast, MST3K) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a naked Florida man robs a bank and throws money at onlookers. Plus, a voicemail from Mark Wahlberg!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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22 min
February 23, 2018
6: Minisode: Nate Craig - The Rush Hour Bandit
The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Nate Craig for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a Utah man tries to rob a bank with a stolen car...but forgets the keys in the bank.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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24 min
September 26, 2017
37: Paul F. Tompkins - Mid-Squat, Pants Down, & Unashamed
This week, incredible comedian, sartorial dynamo, and podcaster extraordinaire Paul F. Tompkins (Bojack Horseman, SPONTANEANATION) jogs over to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Paul about trying forging new paths before diving i...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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81 min
September 19, 2017
36: Keegan-Michael Key - Sh*t's Out the Window on This One
This week, Keegan-Michael Key (Friends From College, Key & Peele) calmly drives to Dumb People Town with a nail embedded in his chest! Keegan talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about the power of surprise in comedy, before jumping into Story #1, i...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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53 min
August 22, 2017
32: Tig Notaro - Take It Down a Notch
This week, comedian, actor, writer, and new vegan Tig Notaro (One Mississippi) makes the trip down to Dumb People Town riding on the hood of a car! Tig tells the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about how her diet amazingly helped her chronic pain before div...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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75 min
August 8, 2017
30: Jason Mantzoukas - Dibblin’ a Toe In
This week, Jason Mantzoukas (The House) tiptoes his way over to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Jason about his experience working on The House, the inception of his hilarious podcast How Did This Get Made?, and Jason's theory ...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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65 min
August 1, 2017
29: Tiffany Haddish - Oooh, Your Coochie Minty!
This week, Tiffany Haddish (Girls Trip) comes on Down to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Tiffany about being a part of one of the summer's biggest hit films. In Story #1, a woman puts out a fire that has engulfed her boyfriend,...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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73 min
July 18, 2017
27: Kumail Nanjiani - D in the W
This week, Kumail Nanjiani (The Big Sick, Silicon Valley) starts a Grand Theft Auto mission and winds up in Dumb People Town! Kumail talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about his smash hit movie "The Big Sick," working with Ray Romano, and how tric...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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70 min
June 20, 2017
23: Tom Segura - A Plaque That Reads “Unjustice”
This week, Tom Segura drives his truck down to Dumb People Town while half-naked. The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk discuss Tom’s new album “Mostly Stories,” including Tom’s “Scared Straight” bit and its real-life repercussions. In Story #1, a burglar att...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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79 min
May 2, 2017
16: Mark Normand - 2 to 4 Throwing Stars (The Jan Flato Origin Story)
This week, the hilarious Mark Normand arrives in Dumb People Town on a stolen bulldozer. Mark tells The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk what it was like opening for Louis CK during the taping of his newest special.Story #1, a mayoral candidate has an unusual outburst involving a basketball. Mark recorded his new special in a synagogue, and he tells the gang about it.Story #2, an 8-year-old child takes matters into his own hands in his quest for a cheeseburger.Story #3 introduces a legendary citizen of Dumb People Town who gets himself into a gambling mishap. A voicemail is interrupted by a murderous celebrity guest who is now selling wind chimes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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70 min
February 28, 2017
7: Jon Hamm - Bring In The Nerp
World-class actor Jon Hamm journeys on down to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk chat with Jon about goofing around on the set of Mad Men and his experience going to last year's World Series as a Cardinals fan. Story #1 involves the wrangling of a deer in a super market. Jon tells the tale of his only trip to model-filled Cleveland. The group discusses the Oscars SNAFU and dives into the Marisa Tomei Oscars incident of yesteryear. Story #2 brings to light a series of escalating incidents stemming from a brawl at a wedding rehearsal dinner. Jon speaks of his experience making Keeping Up with the Joneses, meeting Lionel Richie, and his love of St. Louis local commercials. Story #3 involves an alternative way to go through the McDonald's drive through. Steven Seagal leaves a voicemail giving his take on the incident at the Oscars. What's Jon's favorite Girl Scout cookie? Find out on this week's Dumb People Town. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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81 min
February 13, 2017
5: Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark - 27 Waterbeds
Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark of the smash-hit true crime podcast My Favorite Murder join The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk to break down dumb people doing dumb things! After chatting about My Favorite Murder's inception, the group breaks down Story #1, which involves a multitasking arsonist. Next they deliberate upon Season Two of Fargo, theories about human behavior, and the upcoming court appearance of Robert Durst. The final two stories comprise of a drunk driver armed with a penis pump, and the tale of the Sausage Castle's fiery demise. All this, plus a voicemail from Javier Bardem! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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78 min
January 1, 2014
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