On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now*
Patrick Mahomes, Anthony Sherman, GoT Finale, and Brooks Koepka Calls In
Grit Week 2019 is here and we rented a 1975 VW bus that is 100% going to get us killed before the week is over (2:27 - 7:50). Our guy Brooks Koepka wins the PGA Championship in convincing fashion proving Brandis Chambis wrong yet again (7:50 - 11:52). NBA Playoffs, Draymond's Team, and the Sharks laid an egg (11:52 - 17:16). Who's back of the week including Kyler Murray Height Truthers (17:16 - 32:52). Reigning NFL MVP Patrick Mahomes and fullback Anthony Sherman join the show to talk about Mahome's first full year, his dad playing baseball, how he pulls off the no look passes, and of course PFT's impression (32:52 - 83:26). Segments include PR 101 for Kevin Durant mad online, put one in his earhole Chris Long, Monday Reading and the dumbest GoT recap on the internet for that terrible finale
Patrick Mahomes, Anthony Sherman, GoT Finale, and Brooks Koepka Calls In
Grit Week 2019 is here and we rented a 1975 VW bus that is 100% going to get us killed before the week is over (2:27 - 7:50). Our guy Brooks Koepka wins the PGA Championship in convincing fashion proving Brandis Chambis wrong yet again (7:50 - 11:52). NBA Playoffs, Draymond's Team, and the Sharks laid an egg (11:52 - 17:16). Who's back of the week including Kyler Murray Height Truthers (17:16 - 32:52). Reigning NFL MVP Patrick Mahomes and fullback Anthony Sherman join the show to talk about Mahome's first full year, his dad playing baseball, how he pulls off the no look passes, and of course PFT's impression (32:52 - 83:26). Segments include PR 101 for Kevin Durant mad online, put one in his earhole Chris Long, Monday Reading and the dumbest GoT recap on the internet for that terrible finale
NBA Champ Matt Barnes, Fyre Fest Of The Week, GoT Predictions
The Warriors are back to 2015 Warriors and it's Draymond's team. Giannis and the Bucks and Nick Nurse's dumb faces. (2:30-15:15) Brooks Koepka skull fucked Bethpage Black and Brandis Chamblers has to eat crow. (15:16-17:01) Fyre Fest of the week and Hockey playoffs. (17:02-31:21) NBA Champ and 14 year veteran Matt Barnes joins the show to talk about his career, the Kobe flinch and how they became close friends, his all time teammate list, and playing NBA games high. (35:35-1:08:02) Segments include Locker Room Talk Lamar Odom, (1:10:58-1:13:01) Respect the Biz for the massage rooms at the PGA Championships, (1:13:02-1:14:53) Thoughts and Prayers Colin Cowherd, (1:14:54-1:18:11) This League, (1:19:48) FAQ's and Game of Thrones series finale predictions. (1:19:49-1:30:38) WARNING SPOILERS AS WELL AS SOPRANOS SPOILERS
3X Major Champion Brooks Koepka + NBA Draft Lottery
NBA Draft Lottery happened and chaos occurred. Tanking is dead and the Pelicans are getting Zion (2:27 - 11:02). Seeing Red as the Bulls get the 7th pick for the third straight year (11:02 - 16:01). NBA and NHL Playoffs (16:01 - 18:12). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (18:12 - 35:26). 2 US Open Champ and defending PGA Championship Champion Brooks Koepka joins the show to talk about why hes so perfect, getting a little bored on the golf course, making golf more fun for the viewers, and the time he went on a double date with our boss (35:26 - 74:49). Segments include Bachelorette Talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelorette, Locker Room Talk for sky penises, connect the dots for Frank Reich's assistant getting his house shot up and Guys on Chicks.
3X NBA Champ Rick Fox, Game 7's, And S8E5 “The Bells.” GoT Recap.
Kawhi Leonard is a killer (2:27 - 5:53). We recap both Game 7's on Sunday. Joel Embiid cried, CJ McCollum went off and Magic Johnson had a glitch in his system (5:53 - 16:11). Steph and the Warriors ruined the Rockets forever (16:11 - 26:22). Who's back of the week including the clutch gene and James Harden's lack of it + #BigMad for Rockets fans (26:22 - 38:35). 3X NBA Champion Rick Fox joins the show to talk about his crazy path to the NBA, playing for Phil Jackson, Shaq and Kobe and more (38:35 - 71:12). Segments include No one wants to coach the Lakers, Drunk Idea, Monday Reading and the (starts at 88:24) dumbest Game of Thrones recap on the internet.
HoFer George Brett, Jeopardy James, NBA Playoffs, And GoT Preview
Kevin Durant got injured and now it's Steph's team. We talk NBA Playoffs, James Butler showed up, Jimmy Harden kind of stinks, the Celtics go out meekly, the Bucks are a wagon, and a deep dive on Blazers/Nuggets. (2:40-23:27) Fyre Fest of the Week. (23:38-29:20) Hall of Famer George Brett joins the show again to catch up on everything from baseball to BBQ and the time he threw up in a day game (if you missed the first George Brett interview it was May 1, 2017). (32:35-1:02:29) Jeopardy James joins the show to talk about his insane run on the game show, how his betting strategy crushes his opponents, and his day job as a sports gambler. (1:03:52-1:26:49) Segments include As a White Guy the circle game is cancelled, (1:27:47-1:32:13) Spinzone Sean McVay watched too much tape, (1:32:14-1:34:!5) Talking Soccer, (1:34:16-1:35:17) No One Wants to Coach the Lakers, (1:34:18-1:37:38) GoT Preview, FAQ's, and we announce our Grit Week 2019 Schedule. (1:37:39-1:48:43)
Comedian Theo Von, NBA Playoffs, And We're All In On Liquid Death
NBA Playoffs are awesome and we try to watch Game 7 of the Blues/Stars while podcasting. The Sixers got whomped. Big Cat no longer misses Lebron (2:29 - 10:21) . The Warriors vs The Warriors is heating up and we play the Blame Game with Hank for the Celtics season (10:21 - 26:35). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including "Liquid Death" aka Water (26:35 - 46:42). Comedian Theo Von joins the show to talk about the comedy world, growing up in Louisiana, sports, and Coach O (46:42 - 88:05). Segments include Talking Soccer, PR 101 for Game of Thrones hating dogs, Thoughts and Prayers to Country House, and Guys on Chicks.
Richard Jefferson, Kentucky Derby, NBA Playoffs, S8E4 GoT Recap
Kentucky Derby ends in controversy and somehow gets political (2:27 - 12:01). NBA Playoffs are awesome. Celtics struggling to flip the switch, Steph gets stuffed by the rim, Kawhi is basketball robot, and Magic Johnson helps us make sense of the Nugs/Blazers (12:01 - 25:10). Embrace Debate for the NHL Playoffs (25:10 - 28:19). Who's back of the week (28:19 - 42:04). Zero time NBA All Star/Bronze Medal Winner Richard Jefferson joins the show to talk about the playoffs, how he dealt with refs that wanted to control the game, Kyrie as a team leader, and Kevin Durant being the most unguardable player of all time (42:04 - 62:04). Segments include "No Swag Off" for the New York Giants, Tim Tebow Update, Lebron Update, Monday Reading "my wife hung out with an athlete but didn't have sex" and the dumbest Game of Thrones recap on the internet (starts at 82:23).
Ryan Whitney, Randy Moss, Kentucky Derby Picks, GoT Predictions
The last show in the old studio. We reminisce about the best memories from the old barn plus talk about plans for the new office. (2:50-10:46) Cleaning up some NBA playoff stuff including the killing of the Nuggets, and KD vs MJ? (10:47-19:57) Fyre Fest of the Week. Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk about NHL Playoffs, the mind of a pest, and playoff hockey adjustments. (29:57-52:13) Randy Moss joins the show to break down the Kentucky Derby and give you winners for Friday and Saturday. (53:45-1:10:32) Segments include NPardon My Take for Jeff Fisher's stolen credit cards, (1:12:04-1:14:42) Kings Stay Kings Jameis wants to stay fat, (1:14:43-1:17:38) Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, (1:17:39-1:20:15) Bad Visual, (1:20:16-1:21:33) FAQ's(1:21:34-1:28:51) and Game of Thrones preview/predictions. (1:28:51-1:34:42)
Former VP Of The Spurs Kirk Goldsberry, Game 2 Rockets/Warriors, And Guys On Chicks
NBA Playoffs are officially on and we taped after the late game to recap Warriors/Rockets Game 2, the Bucks flexing their muscles, the arrival of James Butler, and Nuggets talk for our friends out in 'Rado (2:27 - 15:01). NHL Playoffs and Hot Seat/Cool Throne including our beloved pile of junk in the office (15:01 - 29:57). Former VP of Strategic Research for the Spurs and Author of Sprawlball Kirk Goldsberry joins the show to talk about analytics in basektball, how teams are using the 3 point line, how it can be fixed, and who will win the 2019 title (29:57 - 71:58). Segments include Sheesh update Lebron, Sabermetrics the Rockets complained, Respect The Biz Mike Francesa, and Urban Development (Urban Meyer's new job) + Guys on Chicks
NL MVP Christian Yelich, NBA Playoffs, S8E3 Game Of Thrones Recap
NFL Draft recap, Josh Rosen traded, and John Elway got himself a tall quarterback (2:29 - 11:51). NBA Playoffs, Hank is thinking 18, Big Cat has a theory that the Warriors are only playing the Warriors and he's rooting for the Warriors plus Kawhi is amazing (11:15 - 24:06). Who's back of the week including Coachella and a new made up festival (24:06 - 36:44). NL MVP Christian Yelich joins the show with teammate Travis Shaw, talking about how hot he's been since last All Star Game, being in the zone, and why he shouldn't do the HR Derby so we don't have to eat each other's asses (36:44 - 76:25). Spoilers (no actual avenger spoilers) for LeSean McCoy, Talking Soccer, Monday Reading Sober Free Bars are the new rage, the dumbest Game of Thrones recap (starts at 97:33).
Coach Jeff Fisher, NFL Draft, Game Of Thrones Dumb Theories
NFL Draft is here and we completely overreact to the first round. Kyler Murray goes 1, Joey Bosa invented kill the man with the ball, Bucs Minute with Steven Cheah, Daniel Jones is the most hilarious pick of all time, Sean McDermott definitely smelled Ed Oliver and Dan Snyder is a genius. (3:00-28:24) In Memoriam 2018-19 Washington Capitals,(28:25-33:40) NBA Playoffs,(33:41-38:10) and our Fyre Fests of the week.(38:11-43:09) Coach Jeff Fisher joins the show to talk about Draft War Rooms, memories of big drafts and trades, and how he got so damn good at twitter. (46:02-1:18:04) Sabermetrics for QBs being important,(1:21:05-1:23:31), Just Chill out Man for Nick Saban, (1:23:32-1:25:00) hmmm for Duke cheating because of course they do,(1:25:01-1:27:25) FAQ's,(1:27:26-1:31:01) and stupid Game of Thrones theories and predictions before Sundays big episode.(1:31:02-1:41:10)
We're a day away from the NFL Draft and it's officially smoke screen season. (2:15-5:14) Seahawks/Chiefs pre draft trade. (5:15-9:19) NBA and NHL Playoffs and is PFT getting cocky about the Caps? (9:20-16:19) Hot Seat Cool Throne including Drake Curse picking up new bodies and OBJ being happy in Cleveland. (16:20-28:17) Todd McShay and Mel Kiper join the show to talk about the 2019 NFL Draft, which quarterbacks they like, the worst picks theyve ever made, what their relationship is like, and Mel's obsession with eating Pumpkin Pie every single day. (31:21-1:07:38) Segments include Take Quake is lifting bad for you?(1:09:32-1:11:24) Trouble in Paradise Jake Arietta/Bryce Harper, (11:25-1:13:30) Bad Visual Bucks fans chanting after their first round sweep, (1:13:31-1:16:31) PR 101 for Von Miller (1:16:32-1:18:21) and Guys on Chicks (1:18:22-1:25:37)
2X SB Champ Ike Taylor + S8E2 Game Of Thrones Recap
NBA Playoffs, Jared Dudley tried to fight the Sixers, the Magic are dead, and Embiid is a monster (2:28 - 14:30). The Caps look poised to go to the second round (14:30 - 17:33). NFL Draft Week - Are the Cardinals Smoke Screening us and Jon Gruden doesn't trust anyone in the Radiers scouting department (17:33 - 21:10). Who's back of the week including religion and PFT's trip to Cannabis Cup (21:10 - 34:59). 2X Super Bowl Champion Ike Taylor joins the show to talk about his career, what happened to the Steelers this year with AB and LeVeon and the famous Tebow Mania play (34:59 - 77:32). Segments include PR 101 for Darren Rovell getting owned online all Easter Sunday, Connect the Dots Pop the wine drinker, Monday Reading Danny Amendola's Instagram posts, and Game of Thrones recap (.
OAR The Band, Playoffs, + Game Of Thrones Predictions
The NFL Schedule has been released and even though its the dumbest thing in the world we break down the schedule and the things we're looking forward to. (2:18-9:44) Is PFT worried about the Caps? (9:45-18:44) The NBA Playoffs need a rule change. Fyre Fests of the week including Jeff Fisher being a coach for 10 minutes Thursday. (18:45-26:40) OAR joins the show and talks about being everyone's favorite band in the late 90's, selling out MSG, their new album, and all the dumb questions we've ever wondered about life on the road. (29:43-1:06:21) Segments include PR 101 for Gronk,(1:09:42-1:13:16) Real Men of Genius for Blake Griffin, (1:13:17-1:15:14) Sabermetrics, (1:15:15-1:17:18) Thoughts and Prayers the Lightning died, (1:17:19-1:19:28) FAQ's (1:19:29-1:14:14) and Game of Thrones predictions. (1:14:15-1:27:21)
Patrick Beverly is an instagram commenter reincarnated to take down Kevin Durant. Are the Warriors cracking? (2:27 - 7:11) The Magic went up 2-0, we hope (7:11 - 9:01). Russ Wilson got paid and made a weird video (9:01 - 13:22). NHL Playoffs update, Ovi beat up a kid (13:22 - 15:29). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including bees in porn (15:29 - 31:27). Saints quarterback Drew Brees joins the show to talk about the loss in the NFC Championship game, his favorite parts about Purdue, and what New Orleans means to him (31:27 - 50:58). Segments include Way to stay relevant baseball, Blake Snell injury. PR 101 us because Christian Yelich keeps hitting home runs. Who Farted, Max Kellerman edition, Talking Soccer and guys on dudes.
Scott Van Pelt + Game Of Thrones S8E1 Recap (Big Cat watched all 7 seasons)
Tiger Woods is officially Back. We talk about the awesome sports Sunday and Tiger Woods winning his first major in 11 years (2:27 - 15:25). NBA playoffs and we're officially and Orlando Magic podcast now. NHL Playoffs, did the Caps kill the Penguins and the Lightning (15:25 - 21:39). Who's back of the week including gum chewing and Magic Johnson tweets (21:39 - 33:19). Scott Van Pelt joins the show from Augusta to talk about Tiger's 5 green jacket, the scene on Sunday, the comeback, and whether or not it's time for Tiger to "come home" (embrace the bald) (33:19 - 61:29). Segments include THIS LEAGUE for Amir Johnson on his phone, it's louisiana who cares, and hot in the streets. Finally we wrap up with a Game of Thrones recap. Big Cat binged the last 7 seasons and gives all the hot takes he wrote down plus Episode 1 talk and who will win the throne. It's without a doubt the dumbest Game of Thrones talk on the internet but perfectly in line with what we do.
Jersey Shore’s Vinny and DJ Pauly D, NBA/NHL Playoffs And The Masters
The Masters are back and we're hyped for some golf naps.(2:25-7:54) NHL Playoffs and the Caps year again. (7:55-11:31) NBA Playoff predictions - The Warriors are going to win again, probably. (11:32-20:00) We need to do a better job getting Rick Pitino hired.(20:01-22:25) New Friday Topic - your weekly personal Fyre Fest. (22:26-26:25) Jersey Shore's Vinny and Pauly D join the show to talk about their new MTV show Double Shot at Love, their Celebrity, and soaking.(28:33-47:19) Segments include whoa(49:33-50:40), embrace debate do we feel bad for Chris Davis,(50:41-52:45) Seeing Red,(52:46-55:44) Trey Wingo's Anchorman quote of the day(57:51-1:01:35) and FAQ's (1:01:36-1:07:36).
Chris Long On UVA's Title + Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club Is Back, EMERGENCY UPDATE - Magic Johnson
The Virginia Cavaliers are your National Champions. Recapping the improbable Virginia run from last year to this plus instant replay is getting scorched online (2:27 - 16:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Space Jam 2 and Patrick Reed's Masters menu (16:50 - 36:22). 2X Super Bowl Champion and UVA Grad Chris Long joins the show to talk about the National Title Game, and the end of Virginia jokes online (36:22 - 53:51). Rams QB Blake Bortles joins the show to talk about his move to LA and choosing the Rams plus we read the Wikipedia's on Famous Floridians and the San Andreas Fault (53:51 - 77:27). Segments include Kings stay Kings for Skip Bayless, trouble in paradise Aaron Rodgers/Mike McCarthy, and Petty Wars Antonio Brown + Guys on Chicks.
PFT is in Hong Kong, Big Cat and Hank are in Minneapolis, welcome to the time traveling episode of Pardon My Take (2:27 - 4:12). Recapping the Final Four, Auburns heartbreak, Kirk Cousins speech, and how to make Monday night's game more interesting (4:12 - 13:27). PFT recaps his trip to Hong Kong and the Rugby 7's (13:27 - 21:30). Who's back of the week (21:30 - 29:28). 4X NBA All Star and NBA Champion Shawn Marion joins the show to talk about his career in the league, his favorite teammate, the title run with Dirk, the 7 seconds or less Suns, and his shot being ugly as hell (29:28 - 69:50). Segments include PR 101 for Aaron Rodgers, Roasting the new Jets Jerseys, way to stay relevant baseball, PFT hot in the streets, and Monday Reading - Hank's resume.
WWE Champ The Miz + Guest Host Tryout with TE George Kittle
PFT is about to board a 16 hour flight to Hong Kong with no WiFi but he's totally not freaking out. Final Four preview as Hank and Big Cat get ready for their trip to Minneapolis. (2:00-12:57) Former WWE Champ The Miz joins the show to talk about his career, being on Real World, fighting the Undertaker and an all time Vince McMahon story. (16:06-40:50) Segments include respect the stripes, (42:48-45:07) Fyre Fest of the week - the AAF, (45:08-50:55) Big Cat asks a very important question, (50:56-56:06) FAQ's (56:07-1:05:06) and an emergency guest host tryout in case PFT dies on his flight, 49ers TE George Kittle(1:05:07-1:13:07).
The AAF is done and we remember that one weekend in February when Football was back (1:59 - 7:28). Coach Cal gets a contract for life putting him on the ultimate hot seat (7:28 - 14:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Ernie Grunfeld and Jay Cutler (14:18 - 23:46). Former Duke star Christian Laettner joins the show to talk about his career in basketball, playing on the Dream Team, being hated by people, and how much hairdye Coach K uses (23:46 - 62:01). Segments include Shoe Roast for the NFL's new draft day hats, Lebron stinks, literally. Drunk Ideas from Hank and Liam, Protect the Shield Patrick Reed, and Guys on Chicks.
Mark Titus, Elite 8 Recap, Hank Isn't Getting A Cat Because He Hates Animals
Duke lost and Hank isn't getting a cat even though he should do the right thing and save a life (1:55 - 5:59). Recap of the other Elite 8 games including #BigMad for both Kentucky and Purdue fans. Virginia wins in incredible fashion and Bruce Pearl sweat all over everyone (5:59 - 25:01). Who's back of the week including Elon Musk trying to bring back Harambe (25:01 - 33:53). Mark Titus joins the show to talk about the Elite 8, Cal and Coach K, why the Final Four will still be great, and his life as a Hollywood bro now (33:53 - 64:41). Segments include Bad Visual for Jason Witten, Lebron Blames, Ass Eating SZN, Hank hot in the streets, and PFT is trying to go to Hong Kong for half a day.
76ers Owner Michael Rubin, March Madness, And Mad Tennessee Fans
March Madness is back the games are finally good. Tennessee fans write into us after their heartbreaking loss to Purdue. Getting ready for Hank's cat game on Friday night. (2:30-19:23) Baseball is back and Jordan Howard was traded. (19:24-28:13) Philadelphia 76ers owner and Fanatics founder Michael Rubin joins the show to talk about his climb to success, letting us own an NFL team with him one day, and some dumb business ideas that we need funding for.(30:47-1:10:28) Segments include Ass Eating SZN,(1:13:45-1:16:37) Schiano Man,(1:16:38-1:18:43) Thoughts and Prayers Deion Sanders,(1:18:44-1:21:18) we read a headline,(1:21:19-1:23:21) new segment what did Eli Manning google?(1:23:22-1:26:10) Big Cat thinks he can get us to go viral and FAQ's (1:26:11-1:33:49)
Coach Buzz Williams + Browns Tight End David Njoku
The NFL world is in Arizona and Andy Reid is a bitmoji guy (2:52 - 8:51). Jon Gruden cried and Antonio Brown definitely doesn't want to be a Raider (8:51 - 16:04) - . On the eve of Opening Day we do our too late baseball predictions because opening day already happened in Japan (16:04 - 23:44). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Big Cat having a kid in June and PFT getting a Sugar Daddy (23:44 - 37:00). Virginia Tech Head Basketball Coach Buzz Williams joins the show to talk about the upcoming Sweet 16 game against Duke and how he controls Hank's cats destiny (37:00 - 51:03). Cleveland Browns TE David Njoku joins the show to talk about Browns hype, Baker as a leader, taking his shirt off all time, and whether or not he's been hypnotized for the last 15 years of his life (51:03 - 76:10). Segments include uhhh ya think Mike Tomlin is getting replay help Embrace Debate the color of tennis balls, Mike Greenberg's dumb rules Eminem edition, thoughts and prayers to Stephen A Smith surviving a turkey vulture attack, and guys on Chicks.
Duke almost lost to UFC and this is the chalkiest tournament ever (2:27 - 7:56). All the favorites advance, Rick Barnes is the "this is fine" dog, and Bill Self picked a perfect time to get blown out (7:56 - 11:15). Gronk retires (11:15 - 22:17). Who's back of the week including the ads we fucking hate after 4 days of basketball (22:17 - 28:59). Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk about Tom Izzo and coaches that pushed him hard, playoff hockey (28:59 - 62:05). Segments include Stay Woke Antonio Brown doesnt want to be a Raider, Lebron Blames, Sorry not Sorry Robert Kraft, and Monday Reading Mike Francesca's big statement.
We're live from the sportsbook in New Jersey suffering through the first day of March Madness. Izzo lost his mind, Rovell kept his streak alive, and we read Wofford's roster. (2:35-12:19) The debut of the new country hit who cars it's Louisiana, Louisiana who cares. (12:20-15:17) Former NFL QB and owner of the most fuckable spiral Brady Quinn joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, his post playing career and the great charity work he does for veterans. (16:34-56:36) Carolina Panthers Fullback Alex Armah joins the show to talk about his citizen arrest and a bonus Mt Rushmore of fullbacks. (58:18-1:14:02) Segments include way to stay relevant Baseball for Ichiro retiring (1:15:25-1:18:41), respect the biz (1:18:42-1:19:57) and new segment Florida Man (1:19:58-1:25:54)
The BOAT has found a safe harbor in LA. Eli Manning is NOT BAD (2:27 - 7:05). March Madness preview and our Final 4 picks that no one probably cares about (7:05 - 14:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Robert Kraft and Gambling because the NCAA doesn't want you to gamble (14:17 - 27:26). Kentucky Sports Radio Matt Jones joins the show to talk about the Tournament Field, how far Kentucky can go, Zion, and who he has winning the Tourney (27:26 - 54:00). Segments include way to stay relevant baseball for Mike Trout, Respect The Biz, PR 101 for Shane Dawson the not cat fucker, and Guys on Chicks.
CBB Insider Jon Rothstein And The Brackets Are Finally Here
It's bracket time. Breaking down the biggest stories from the March Madness Bracket. Pitino Revenge Game. Cal's living room. Duke looks unstoppable, and Jay Bilas is preaching too much (2:27 - 17:37). Who's back of the week including Ryan Fitzpatrick and his tour of the AFC East (17:37 - 30:32). CBB Insider Jon Rothstein joins the show to explain his wild twitter account, break down each region, and give you some picks to help you have the best bracket (30:32 - 76:20). Segments include Lebrons James, Respect The Biz, This League, new segment "AAF AF" and Monday Reading "I spent a week in a club where people drink their own Urine".
Wisconsin's Ethan Happ, CBB With Fran Fraschilla, And Zion Is Back
Cleaning up NFL Free Agency. Kevin White goes to the Cardinals, Blake Bortles cut, and the Giants continue to make more sense (2:08-13:22). Zion Williamson is back (we taped early would be a real shame if he got hurt again) and we do the bracket of horniest dudes (13:23-25:24) Wisconsin Basketball Star Ethan Happ joins the show to talk about March Madness, fixing his free throw woes, and does Brad Davison practice charges in practice (28:19-47:54). ESPN's Fran Fraschilla joins the show to give you some dark horse March Madness picks, what to expect from the Big 12 tournament, and whether or not Zion made the right decision (49:23-1:13:59). Segments include Kings Stay Kings for James Dolan,(1:14:47-1:16:49) It's Louisiana who cares, (1:16:50-1:18:49) high idea that will revolutionize car services and FAQ's (1:18:50-1:31:58)
Odell Beckham traded to the Browns, we taped an emergency segment at the start of the show (2:50 - 8:30). NFL Free Agency recap (8:30 - 17:49). NCAA scandal and breaking news rich people are paying for their rich kids to get into college (17:49 - 26:39) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne (26:29 - 38:50). Comedian Jimmy Carr joins the show to talk about the history of comedy, his new netflix special, and being British (38:50 - 69:49). Segments include "How horny is Stephen A Smith?", Locker Room Talk for Russ Westbrook, bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor, PR 101 for Conor McGregor, and Guys on Chicks.
Blake Griffin And Antonio Brown's Free Agency Ends
Antonio Brown has finally ended his Free Agency and is now an Oakland Raider (2:27 - 9:43). A-Rod gets engaged to J-Lo and Big Cat may have to fight Jose Canseco (9:42 - 15:36). Hank is 100% getting a cat (15:36 - 27:55) . Who's back of the week. 6x NBA All Star and runner up for Blake of the year, Blake Griffin joins the show to talk about why NBA players are unhappy, the time he blew by Ballmer, how he got good at 3 pointers, and how many free shoes he's going to get us (27:55 - 74:09). Segments include Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules for Jay Glazer's veteran refs, Talking Soccer, Kings stay Kings, and Monday Reading "Why Straight Men Are Joining Masturbation Clubs"
Ryen Russillo + The World Premiere Of "Chonk (It's Chonk)"
Lebron passed MJ and Kyler Murray apparently has a bad attitude.(2:20-16:04) Anonymous source season is running wild. The world premiere of our new hit single Chonk (It's Chonk).(16:05-25:12) Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk about why everyone in the NBA is unhappy, Lebron maybe being an alcoholic, who he could beat up on the Warriors, and how his screenwriting is going out in LA.(29:17-1:16:50) Segments include who cares it's Louisiana, (1:19:58-1:22:44) Good visual for us,(1:22:45-1:26:05) a surprise for Hank,(1:26:06-1:28:24) we read a headline,(1:28:25-1:29:08) and FAQ's (1:29:09-1:31:07).
The Lakers get the done chain and the Celtics continue to be an enigma. (2:13-16:05) Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor. (16:06-18:42) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Giants for letting Landon Collins walk and porn in England.(18:43-30:05) Adam Schefter joins the show to talk about big J life, his graduation to pee man, an honest conversation about his addiction to breaking news, and the time we beat him on the Mike McCarthy firing. (33:00-1:12:55) Segments include locker room talk for Pac-Man Jones, (1:16:41-1:18:51) we watch the new Game of Thrones trailer (18:52-1:21:42), talking soccer (1:21:43-1:23:52), the return of "dead or alive?" (1:23:53-1:25:41) and guys on chicks (1:25:42-1:30:42).
We're back from Indy and have activated playoff mode. (3:00-5:52) Combine recap and who made the biggest splash. (5:54-15:31) Who's back of the week including Lacrosse and Rugby.(15:32-31:56) Ravens HC John Harbaugh joins the show to talk about his career as a Head Coach, his brother Jim almost drowning him in the Ocean, what he hopes to see from Lamar Jackson going forward and having "that look" over his brother. (34:22-1:12:08) Segments include Bad Visual Bryce Harper,(1:15:48-1:18:04) PR 101 for Bridge's steroid problems,(1:18:05-1:20:28) Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules for NHL Overtime (1:20:29-1:22:50) Bad Radio we remember our AAF teams (1:23:53-1:26:18), and Monday Reading "I'm a millennial addicted to rub and tugs”(1:26:19-1:36:08)
We're live from Indianapolis on the 3 year anniversary of the first PMT (2:27 - 5:24). Kyler Murray is measured and PFT has lost a role model (5:24 - 10:17). Jason Witten is going back to the NFL but totally wasn't fired (10:17 - 21:19). Pete Prisco joins the show to talk about the Combine, how he ranks the quarterbacks, and his best Combine story (21:19 - 48:18). Segments include Bryce is Right, Take Quake, Real Men Of Genius and the First Ever Airport Review.
Lebron James is dominating the headlines and we go step by step through his last 2 weeks of quotes and announcements (2:27 - 20:11). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Dan Bilzerian being cancelled and the world ending (20:11 - 35:57). Ryan Whitney joins the show to recap the trade deadline, nhl gambling trends, who is going to win the cup, and talking basketball (35:57 - 57:24). Dennis Rodman joins the show to talk about his new podcast, his NBA career, and friendship with Kim Jong Un (57:24 - 75:39). Segments include Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor, thoughts and prayers for Enes Kanter, new segment "We Read An Affidavit" and Guys on Chicks.
Bob Kraft was named in a prostitution sting down in Florida and the internet lost it. What happened to Schefter's "more famous name?" (2:27 - 15:09). Oscar recap and Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga are having the best sex (15:09 - 18:37). Who's back of the week including AOC (18:37 - 27:24). Rapper/Writer/TV show host Action Bronson joins the show to talk about his life as an entertainer, how he is the best hash maker in the world, the last time he wasn't high, and how he's created a life where he gets to do the most fun shit in the world and get paid for it (27:24 - 69:41). Segments including Lebron Blames, Bryce Is Right, Talking Soccer, Drunk Idea, and Monday Reading.
Zion Williamson blew out his shoe and is injured which is the craziest luck ever because Hank now has to get a Cat (2:27 - 12:02). The fall out from Zion's injury including Rovell's big night and everyone going after the NCAA (12:02 - 26:15). Comedian Pete Holmes joins the show to talk about his HBO show Crashing, stand up comedy, why he didn't vote for Trump, and how much money he makes (26:15 - 67:14). Segments include Embrace Debate, trouble in paradise Kyrie, mike wilbon's name drop, new segment "we read a headline", and listener roasts.
Manny Machado is the first domino to fall (there's only 2 dominos) (2:27 - 8:17). Antonio Brown has convinced the world that he's a free agent (8:17 - 12:39). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Ethan Happ's incredible streak and John Wayne is cancelled (12:39 - 29:00). 2X Daytona 500 Champion Denny Hamlin joins the show to talk about Sunday's victory, big crashes, and calls Michael Jordan the GOAT (29:00 - 55:37). Segments include bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor, thoughts and prayers to AAF, just stop tweeting Kirk Cousins, drunk/high idea, and guys on chicks.
BA All Star Game recap, Kyrie and KD are best friends, and Anthony Davis is going to do something very nice for the city of New Orleans when he's traded (2:27 - 14:00). Defining the terms of the Hank has to adopt a Cat bet (14:00 - 21:11). Who's back of the week including Denny Hamlin and Johnny Cueto's dead horse (21:11 - 28:27). Rich Eisen joins the show to talk about his career, what the early days of ESPN were like, being the face of the NFL Network, why he's totally not mad about Ohio State beating Michigan every year, Game of the Thrones, and other random questions we decided to ask him (28:27 - 80:35). Segments include an Antonio Brown free agency update, the Bryce is Right, who won the trade Colin Kaepernick, shoe roast for Kawhi Leonard, and our review of the most fucked up Documentary you'll ever watch, "Abducted In Plain Sight"
John Elway has been cancelled. He keeps getting average to below average QB's and Joe Flacco is the next in line (2:27 - 15:30). NBA All Star Weekend (15:30 - 20:22). PFT tries to take away Hank's Duke fandom and now Hank might have to buy a Cat (20:22 - 30:41). 2X Super Bowl Champion Kyle Van Noy joins the show and talks about the Super Bowl Gameplan, what the transition from Detroit to New England was like, soaking, and Ernie Adams the silent genius (30:41 - 58:20). Segments include PR 101 for the Dog Show controversy, Antonio Brown needs to go somewhere, trouble in paradise Roger Goodell, just stop tweeting Kirk Cousins and some behind the scenes FAQ
We went to the Westminster Dog Show and didn't get kicked out this time (2:27 - 8:04). Kyler Murray is playing Football (8:04 - 15:39). Hot Seat Cool Throne including bugs and Matthew Stafford some day being in the Hall of Fame (15:39 - 30:10). Dog Show Judge Rick Weyrich joins the show to talk about dog shows, what the perfect dog looks like, how Westminster works, and bonus he judges Leroy and Stella (30:10 - 65:05). TV Host and Superstar Howie Mandel joins the show to talk about his career and how disgusted he is with our germs/peeing into sinks (65:05 - 80:47). Segments include bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor, stay woke, trouble in paradise Papa John is a Uk fan now, as a white guy esquire profiles a white kid, and guys on chicks.
Football is back! Sort of. Recapping the new AAF league, what's good, what's bad, and what we hope changes (2:27 - 13:22). Who's back of the week including non spoiler talk of "Abducted In Plain Sight" the most fucked up documentary ever (13:22 - 27:42). Houston Texans JJ Watt joins the show and talks about the 2018 Texans, being uninjured for the first time in a long time, regrets on his past social media life, commencement speech at UW-Madison, and how we're kind of friends now (27:42 - 78:20). Segments include trouble in paradise for the Boston Celtics, Hmmm for Dabo Swinney, Respect The Biz Bob Costas, and Drunk Idea
The Lakers are AWKWARD. Recapping all the NBA trade deadline moves, the Sixers are going for it, the Lakers got owned by the Pelicans, and Lavar Ball is back (2:27 - 23:03). Football is back and we draft our AAF teams plus make some Mike Martz jokes (23:03 - 30:18). Filmmaker and creator of Friday Night Lights Peter Berg joins the show to talk about his new project with the NFL, what draws him to certain stories, his time with the Navy Seals and wrestling Mark Wahlberg on a private Jet (30:18 - 61:17). Segments include Take Quake, Way to stay Relevant baseball, respect the Biz Kevin Durant, not to brag but we called it that Bitcoin guy may not be dead, and FAQ's.
Mark Titus + Anthony Davis Traded (Maybe, We Just Put It In The Title)
Cleaning up the Super Bowl and Parade plus Hank's thoughts from the postgame party (2:27 - 10:52). NBA trade deadline is a day away and the Lakers and Pelicans are playing a game of chicken. Lavar Ball is officially back and Kobe may be as well (10:52 - 17:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including being nice to billionaires and John Wall is hurt (17:17 - 30:43). Mark Titus aka Club Trillion joins the show to catch up on the College Basketball season, can anyone beat Duke, is Brad Calipari too swaggy? And what happened to the Pac 12? (30:33 - 79:58). Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor, man card for the mountain lion that got choked out, and guys on chicks.
SB 53 Recap, Dan Patrick, Chad Ochocinco, Mr Portnoy and More
The Patriots are Champions again and we recap the lowest scoring SB of all time. What happened to the Rams offense, Belichick coached a gem of a defensive game and Brady did just enough to win. Best commercials and halftime show recap. Who is to blame for Rams loss, Saints fans must be extra mad, and we sent NFL Security on a wild goose chase. (3:10-24:53) Who's back of the week. (24:54-29:30) Our lawyer Mr Portnoy joins the show to talk about the win and his son being arrested, can barstool counter sue, and what happens next? (30:57-44:14) We had some great interviews over Super Bowl Week on radio so we bring you the best of including an awesome 20 minutes with Dan Patrick, a great story with Mark Schlereth, Ian Rapoport rating next head coach hires, and Chad Johnson talking about the time he had an orgy in college. (44:14-1:24:21) Segments include Sabermetrics Gronk's rings, (1:25:29-1:27:10) put one in his earhole Rovell (1:27:12-1:30:49), Mahomes vs Allen update,(1:30:50-1:34:14) Perspective,(1:34:15-1:36:17) and explain it to us, 21 Savage (1:36:18-1:40:10).
The NBA tried to steal Football's shine on the last weekend of Football (2:27 - 6:51). Super Bowl 53 betting angles, stats and picks (6:51 - 27:05). Hall of Famer Dan Marino joins the show. Future Hall of Famer Blake Bortles joins the show to talk about his future, being nominated for NFL man of the year, and Wikipedia Club is back in session (27:05 - 66:04). Segments include Porzingis trade, the annual we didn't start the fire NFL song, perspective, Kings stay Kings and FAQ including a drunk idea
Scott Zolak, Mason Ramsey, And PFT Was Detained By The FBI
Middle of Super Bowl week and PFT crashed media day and was detained by the FBI. He tells the full story and what it was like to talk to Todd Gurley about his cats and Sean McVay about our forthcoming Super Bowl Suite (2:29 - 20:13). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Lebron tampering with Anthony Davis (20:13 - 35:44). Recurring guest and Belichick whisperer Scott Zolak joins the show to talk about the Super Bowl, his last text message with Tom Brady, and the time he told Bon Jovi to just play the hits (35:44 - 59:07). Mason Ramsey joins the show to talk about his rise to fame, whats his favorite animal, and the fact that he isn't allowed to dab anymore (59:07 - 72:10). Segments include Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor, the Bryce is Right Bryce Harper Update, Just Chill out man for murder and kidnapping hypotheticals by a couple respected journalists and guys on chicks.
We've arrived in Atlanta for Super Bowl Week. Recapping our road trip from NYC, barely surviving a few different moments and stops in Blacksburg and Nashville (2:27 - 6:17) . The Pro Bowl is broken (6:17 - 11:32). Who's back of the week including our first ever sponge bob review (11:32 - 22:16) . Coach Jeff Fisher joins the show for an extended interview about his career, the narrative about his coaching, the music city miracle almost not working, and the time a bear attacked him (22:16 - 82:28). Segments include PR 101 Jon Gruden, Respect The Biz us for being so biased we're unbiased, stay woke, and a Monday reading that gets very creepy.
2X Super Bowl Champion Chris Long And Bus Driver Larry
We're on the road to the Super Bowl in Atlanta with a stop in Philly and Virginia (2:27 - 6:49). The Browns were somehow more of a dumpster fire than previously though and had a porn problem in their office (6:49 -16:50). Roger Goodell hasn't answered the Saints fans yet (16:50 - 22:03). 2X Super Bowl Champion and 2X PMT Lib of the year Chris Long joins the show to talk about his 2 former teams in the Super Bowl, why Tom Brady stays dominant, the double doink, playing against his brother, and the Carson Wentz locker room buzz (22:03 - 65:05). Segments include Respect The Biz Max Kellerman vs Derek Carr, Stay Classy Jamal Adams, James HardOn, Embrace Debate Baseball HoF, and Road Rules with Larry the Bus Drivery
Ryen Russillo, Super Bowl Story Lines, And Fyre Fest Review
The Super Bowl is still a week and a half away but we have all your story lines that you'll undoubtedly get sick of (2:31 - 14:12). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Big Cat's night hanging with Lil Uzi and Meek Mill at the Sixers/Rockets Game (14:12 - 27:59). Ryen Russillo joins the show to break down the Fyre Fest documentaries on Hulu/Netflix. Craziest moments, most interesting characters, and would you have gone to Fyre Fest if you were the right age? (27:59 - 74:29) Segments include bachelor talk for guys that dont watch the bachelor, mike greenberg's dumb rules fixing overtime and Guys on Chicks.
An absolutely unreal Championship Sunday. Fastest 2 minutes with special guest Hank (2:27 - 4:59). Recapping the AFC and NFC Championship. Tom Brady defies all logic, the Chiefs couldn't stop anything, Tony Romo was on fire and Dee Ford will forever be the goat (4:59 - 20:50). The Saints got screwed, Sean Payton loves Taysom Hill too much, and Sean McVay owes us a suite at the Super Bowl (20:50 - 37:07). Who's back of the week including Drake and Soulja Boy (37:07 - 44:44). Former NBA All Star Baron Davis joins the show to talk about his career, the time Derrick Coleman almost killed him for letting Steve Kerr hit threes, and why Big Cat should stop saying Ball Is Life (44:44 - 72:05). Segments include Stay Classy Greg Hardy, Petty Wars NBA, Kings Stay Kings Skip Bayless, and Monday Reading "I love my wife but she openly sleeps with other men and says my penis is too small to please her".
Frank Caliendo, Pete Prisco + Championship Weekend Preview
Championship Sunday is almost here and we break down each game. KC Cold, Andy Reid's face, Patrick Mahomes mistakes, and will Tom Brady where a wetsuit. The battle of the Sean's, Drew Brees just had a birthday, and will Marcus Peters self destruct (2:37 - 22:07). CBS Sports' Pete Prisco joins the show to talk about Chiefs/Patriots and Rams/Saints and yes he watches the film (22:07 - 41:09). Frank Caliendo joins the show to talk about what he's been up to, a dramatic reading of Ray Allen's tweet, and the first ever Jim Rome cubed (41:09 - 72:08). Mancard Kyrie Irving, Perspective for Louisville's new airport, Petty League does Antonio Brown have a burner account, Hank created a word, and FAQ's
Clemson was served a bunch of fast food at the White House and we have no problem with it (2:27 - 6:03). Which coaches will be more motivated to win a Championship now that know free fast food is the prize? (6:03 - 12:17) Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (12:17 - 19:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Gillette, Bruce Arians getting a C on his physical, and Dog the Bounty Hunter is back (19:18 - 34:57). Actor Haley Joel Osment joins the show to talk about his career, being a mega famous child actor, what happened to Little Forrest Gump (did he have AIDS?) and a table reading from Walker Texas Ranger (34:57 - 65:27). Segments include Trouble in Paradise for the Celtics, Done or Finished Duke, Bad Visual Adam Gase, and Guys on Chicks.
Fastest 2 minutes for the NFL Divisional Round (2:29 - 6:17). Recapping each game, the Eagles ran out of gas, the Patriots kicked the shit out of the Chargers, Jared Goff has wheels and Patrick Mahomes is incredible, even if he points for first downs too much (6:17 - 31:30). Stat of the Day and Who's back of the week including PFT and Big Cat watching the Game of Thrones preview even though they don't watch Game of Thrones (31:30 - 52:05). Coach Eric Mangini joins the show to talk about Divisional Round, stopping Patrick Mahomes, how teams can get overhyped for the playoffs, and what he learned as a young NFL Coach that other young coaches need to watch out for (52:05 - 76:57). Segments include way to stay relevant baseball for Kyler Murray, Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules, and Hank has an AMAZING Drunk Idea that will make us insanely rich.
NFL Playoffs are back and we preview each game this weekend. Can Andy Reid break his slump? Will Sean McVay be the boy genius everyone claims? Is this Phil Rivers last stand and how can you go against Nick Foles?(2:05-23:20) Kyler Murray will probably play football which is smart.(23:21-27:27) Kevin Hart joins the show to talk about his new movie, being a Hollywood actor, shit talking James Harden, and how he's done talking about being done talking about it. (31:58-1:04:39) Segments include Peter King ate the trash,(1:08:08-1:10:27) thoughts and prayers Jeff Bezos,(1:10:28-1:14:44) Tebow Update,(1:14:45-1:17:36) and FAQ (1:17:37-1:26:00)
National Championship recap and Alabama got absolutely smoked. What happened in the game and how Dabo is the opposite of Nick Saban even though Nick Saban is the best coach of all time (2:20 -19:09). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including talk about Barstool Gold (Don't freak out) and the Vikings GM being an absolute lunatic (19:09 - 35:43). Ryan Whitney joins the show to catch up on the 2018-19 NHL season, World Juniors what do they mean? And bashing basketball (35:43 - 61:42). Segments include Coaching Carousel with Bruce Arians, Kliff Kingsbury, and Matt LeFleur, PR 101 for Derrick Rose, Bachelor Talk, Parental Advisory for Alabama's loss, and guys on Chicks.
Fastest 2 minutes for Wild Card Weekend (2:27 - 5:41). The Bears lost in tragic fashion and Big Cat is sad (5:41 - 17:17). Recapping the other games including what the hell were the Seahawks thinking, can the Colts make the Super Bowl, and the Chargers have that road mojo (17:17 - 36:40). Who's back of the week (36:40 - 45:16). Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio joins the show to recap Wild Card Weekend, head coach openings, and Antonio Brown's situation in Pittsburgh (45:16 - 67:46) . Segments include Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, Stay Classy Tony Romo, Kings stay Kings Nick Saban and some National Championship preview talk + Soggy Sorrows.
Fastest 2 minutes for Wild Card Weekend (2:27 - 5:41). The Bears lost in tragic fashion and Big Cat is sad (5:41 - 17:17). Recapping the other games including what the hell were the Seahawks thinking, can the Colts make the Super Bowl, and the Chargers have that road mojo (17:17 - 36:40). Who's back of the week (36:40 - 45:16). Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio joins the show to recap Wild Card Weekend, head coach openings, and Antonio Brown's situation in Pittsburgh (45:16 - 67:46) . Segments include Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, Stay Classy Tony Romo, Kings stay Kings Nick Saban and some National Championship preview talk + Soggy Sorrows.
Danny Woodhead, Mr Portnoy And Wild Card Weekend Preview
Wild Card Weekend is here and we preview every game plus give our picks. Jerry Jones has mouth for eyes, are the Ravens cheating, is Big Cat worried about his pinky, and Cody Parkey. Bonus trip down memory lane recapping the horrible history of the Saturday afternoon Wild Card game.(2:20-20:45) Our lawyer Mr Portnoy joins the show for a long overdue Portnoy's Complaint. (23:36-47:28) Former Charger/Raven Danny Woodhead joins the show to talk about playoff football and what Phil Rivers uses in replacement of swear words. (49:02-1:07:47) Segments include Bad Visual Antonio Brown (1:09:37-1:13:48) Take Quake (1:13:49-1:16:27), Sheesh Danny Ainge on Lebron (1:16:28-1:20:31), Drunk Ideas (1:20:32-1:25:13), and FAQ's (1:25:14-1:33:30).
We're back after a little break and ready to go. Cleaning up NFL stories as well as the playoffs being set (2:29 - 15:23). Coach Firings and who is in position to get one of the 8 open jobs (15:23 - 26:02). Bowl game recap and what we learned after watching way too many hours of football (26:02 - 31:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Lebron and Bird Box memes (no spoilers, promise) (31:18 - 45:46). ESPN's Booger McFarland joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, transition to broadcasting, and how the first year doing MNF went with some bonus questions about the Booger Mobile (45:46 - 86:24). Segments include Trouble in Paradise Antonio Brown and the Steelers, new segment Blueprint Busters and how getting cheap quarterbacks isn't the secret sauce to a Championship. Take Quake John McAfee thinks its ok to fuck whales and Guys on Chicks.
Best of 2018 (featuring Mark Wahlberg, Baker Mayfield, Ed Orgeron & more)
It's been a great year for Pardon My Take and as a thank you we have put together the best moments of 2018 in this podcast. We have the best moments from interviews including Baker Mayfield (16:01-29:21) Ed Orgeron (29:24-40:10) Gordon Hayward (40:15-51:19), Mark Wahlberg (52:00-1:03:35), Von Miller (1:03:38-1:15:12), Blake Bortles (1:15:14-1:18:20),Rachel Nichols (1:22:00-1:24:52), CJ McCollum (1:24:53-1:36:17),John Cena (1:36:18-1:40:16). Plus we have a bonus two interviews with Kevin Smith (1:44:15-2:05:27) and Charles “Peanut” Tillman (2:05:28-2:35:29). We end off with the Best of Fastest 2 Minutes (2:39:21-2:44:44) Best of Fantasy Fuccbois (2:44:48-2:57:57) and Best of Grab Bag (2:57:58-3:09:17). Happy New Year to everyone and remember Year of the Core starts January 1st.
NFL Week 16 fastest 2 minutes (2:28 - 8:35). Blake Bortles is back (sort of), the playoff picture is getting clearer, the Ravens dominated the weekend, Baker still hates Hue Jackson, the Steelers collapsed in New Orleans, and we have a win and in game for Week 17 (8:35 - 32:29). Who's back of the week where we discuss all our New Years Resolutions including PFT wanting to try gas station supplements and Big Cat's desire to do an ollie (32:39 - 45:42). Ricky Williams joins the show to talk about his new Football league, his career in the NFL, and whether or not he considers his football life a success or failure (45:42 - 80:11). Segments include Mike Tomlin says some things, new segment Relatable Rovell, Kings stay Kings Marvin Lewis, and Monday Readings "I can't stop kissing the father of the family I babysit for"
UFC Legend George St Pierre, NFL Week 16 Preview, And Otter Talk
NFL Week 16 preview. Josh Gordon suspended, Bob Wylie broke his ankle, and Nathan Peterman is back. (2:08-25:37) Will Duke ever lose a game this year plus Ed Ed and Eddy read the worst fantasy losses.(25:38-31:29) UFC Legend George St Pierre joins the show to tell an unreal story about being bullied as a kid, what the future looks like for him, and whether or not he could take Big Cat and PFT in a fight. (34:42-58:18) Segments include Otter This World, (1:02:30-1:12:20) Well that makes sense for Urban Meyer,(1:12:211:13:40) Comeback Season for Rick Pitino, (1:13:41-1:16:28)Thoughts and Prayers MbAppe, (1:16:29-1:19:32) and FAQ (1:19:33-1:26:29).
MNF recap, Cam Newton is hurt, and we fix the fumble out of the end zone rule. Booger and Witten are back for another season (2:29 - 12:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne plus we finally admit we like Carrie Underwood's Game On song (12:17 - 26:23). ESPN's Rachel Nichols joins the show to catch up on NBA, Jimmy Butler, Lebron playing out west, where is Carmelo Anthony, and how big of a joke the Chicago Bulls are (26:23 - 54:59). Segments include SOPRANOS SPOILERS BE ALERT, Pinstripe Update for Bryce Harper, Stay Classy Rick Barnes, Connect The Dots Kyrie questions people questioning Steph and we question Science and Guys on Chicks.
NFL Week 15 Recap and fastest 2 minutes (2:29 - 7:48). The Bears clinched the North, the Browns are somehow still alive, Collinsworth went goofy on us, and Romo had an orgasm (7:48 - 16:12). We clean up the playoff picture and predict who will be making that good noise in the playoffs (16:12 - 30:04). Who's back of the week (30:04 - 41:18). UFC President Dana White joins the show to talk about his feud with Oscar De La Hoya, the evolution of UFC and pro fighting, how he is the greatest actor of all time every time he acts disappointed in McGregor, and the weird days of affliction shirts and true religion jeans (41:18 - 71:09). Segments include Lowmans trophy finalists for the best FB in the country, new segment "What the fuck is Mike Tomlin saying?", PR 101 for Marlins Man and the Black Sox scandal, Pinstripe Update, Hank hot in the streets, and Mondays Readings "Lenny Dykstra is now a torah scholar".
Phil Rivers did the damn thing and the Chargers are officially dangerous (2:27 - 9:50). Week 15 NFL preview, loser leaves town, are we sure they're good and game of the week and gambling picks (9:50 - 26:01). Fantasy Fuccbois (26:01 - 34:36). Legendary pro skater Tony Hawk joins the show to talk about his new video game, what it was like growing up in California as a skater, his favorite moments from his career, filming with the Jackass crew and much more (34:36 - 62:04). Segments include Kings stay Kings for Nick Saban, PR 101 Patrick Reed, Just chill out man for Ed Hochuli, Hank hot in the streets Kanye and a Grab Bag.
Monday Night Football recap and playoff scenarios before Week 15. (3:10-13:20) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Gen Z is getting called out for making a bad name for millenials. (13:21-26:57) Shark Tank's Daymond John joins the show to talk about his business career, what being on Shark Tank is like, and Big Cat/PFT pitch him a bunch of ideas and offer their brains to be purchased. (29:24-57:38) Segments include Embrace Debate,(59:47-1:03:28) Not to brag but we called it Big Ben,(1:03:29-1:04:41)) Stay Woke Steph Curry,(1:04:42-1:08:52) and Guys on Chicks (1:08:53-1:17:21).
Week 14 fastest 2 minutes (2:41 - 8:05). A wild sunday in the NFL with the Miami Miracle, 6 last place teams winning outright, the Steelers falling apart, the Bears dominating the Rams, and Patrick Mahomes is an absolute Wizard (8:05 - 12:02). The Cowboys have the NFC East on lock but is that a good thing knowing Dak and Jason Garrett will get extensions? (12:02 - 27:43) Kyler Murray wins the Heisman and Whos back of the Week (27:43 - 50:09). Blake Bortles joins the show and talks about this season with the Jaguars, how he found out they were probably going to cut him, and we reconvene the Wikipedia Club with topics Poison Dart Frogs and Sports Comebacks (50:09 - 72:24). Segments include Sabermetrics, Seeing Red, Way to stay relevant Baseball, and a Monday Reading about a married woman inviting her boyfriend into their home with her husband's permission.
Blake Bortles won Thursday Night Football (by being nominated for Walter Payton man of the year).(2:25-5:50) Week 14 preview and picks + is Joe Flacco done or finished and Aaron Rodgers upcoming fuck you tour. (5:51-22:31) Fanatasy Fuccbois. (22:32-25:21) Titans Coach Mike Vrabel joins the show to accept football guy of the week, answer some conspiracy questions, and make fun of us for not being football guys. (30:55-39:06) Former MMA fighter and now Comedian Brendan Schaub joins us in studio to talk about the wild transition from college football to mma to comedy and why we could probably kick his ass. (41:02-1:07:31) Segments include Lebron Blames,(1:09:36-1:11:44) nitpicking Zion (1:11:45-1:14:24) Spotify shaming where we read out loud our top songs of 2018 (1:14:25-1:17:56) and Hanks Grab Bag (1:17:57-1:28:01)
We take a moment to celebrate our #1 sports ranking in 2018 and thank all those that listen (2:35 - 6:07). Urban Meyer has retired, again. Mark Sanchez is back and the Redskins are done (6:07 - 16:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (16:28 - 29:39). World Series Champion and 3X MVP ARod joins the show to talk about his new podcast with Big Cat (The Corp, subscribe now), his entire career from Seattle to present day, the highs, the lows, regrets, and everything in between (29:39 - 92:21). Segments include Mike Greenberg's dumb rules fixing the punt, Hurt or Injured Markelle Fultz, and Guys on Chicks.
NFL Week 13 fastest 2 minutes. (2:20-8:57) Mike McCarthy fired and we broke the news, not to brag. Recapping NFL Sunday, the Chargers big win, AFC WC cluster fuck, Done Chain, Texans are still winning, Chase Daniel is Chase Daniel, and the Patriots are doing that Patriots thing they do every year. (8:58-28:04) College Football Playoff and Jalen Hurts redemption. (28:49-36:33) Who's back of the week. (36:34-45:06) Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio joins the show to talk about Mike McCarthy, Kareem Hunt situation, which coaches are potentially on the hot seat, will NFL teams look more to College, and a conspiracy theory on how TMZ got the Kareem Hunt tape. (48:32-1:15:16) Segments include Football guy of the week,(1:17:24-1:21:40) Ehhhh for Brett Favre, (1:21:41-1:24:53) Mansplaining Kareem Hunt, (1:24:54-1:30:22) Kings Stay Kings Phil Rivers, (1:30:33-1:32:37) and Spinzone for Urban Meyer's Spinzone (1:32:38-1:34:20).
The Cowboys have created the blueprint on how to beat the Saints. Skip Bayless is on fire. (2:26-12:08) Week 13 NFL preview and picks and we're excited for maybe the last Big Ben vs Phil Rivers game of our lifetime. (12:09-23:03) Fantasy Fuccbois. Matt Leinart joins the show to talk about the College Football Playoff, who wins the Heisman, fixing USC, and a story about the famous Bush Push win against Notre Dame. (29:27-1:03:29) Iowa Hawkeyes Head Coach Kirk Ferentz joins the show to accept Football Guy of the Week, go off on chop blocking, and give us the urban dictionary meaning of Football Guy. (1:06:26-1:18:55) Ehhhh for DJ Khaled and Floyd Mayweather being charged with fraud for cryptocurrency,(1:24:13-1:27:08) Just Chill Out Man Rovell,(1:27:09-1:33:25) Perspective for the Redskins, (1:33:26-1:35:45) and an update on our Lowman Trophy, (the trophy awarded to the best Fullback in the Country.)(1:35:46-1:40:52)
The Texans won't stop winning but Big Cat insists he's still not worried that he may have to cut off the tip of his pinky.(3:01-8:08) Blake Bortles was benched and we're not giving Cody Kessler a fair shot. (8:09-13:19) The Redskins sign Rubeun Foster. (13:20-17:53) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (17:54-33:14) QB Matt Flynn joins the show to talk about the famous Matt Flynn Game, what it was like playing with Aaron Rodgers and for Mike McCarthy, winning a National Championship with LSU, and backing up Brady, Rodgers, Russ Wilson, and Drew Brees. (36:30-1:11:57) Segments include someone's fucking with Adam Schefter, (1:13:36-1:16:05) PR 101 Reggie Bush, (1:16:06-1:18:04) the debut of a new segment called "Click for more”, (1:18:05-1:25:08) well that makes sense, (1:25:09-1:26:39) and guys on chicks (1:26:40-1:30:13).
NFL Week 12 fastest 2 minutes (2:28 - 8:12). Breaking down all the Football we watched the last 5 games. The Browns are in the hunt, Big Ben had a classic Big Ben game, Hue Jackson remains a doofus, the NFC East is heating up and Chase Daniel is the perfect backup QB (8:12 - 24:19). Done Chain update and is Jim Harbaugh on the hot seat (24:19 - 36:59). Whos back of the week (36:59 - 54:15). Sean Salisbury joins the show to talk about the Texans, Baker Mayfield being a grown ass man, what's wrong with USC, and who we has making the CFB playoffs (54:15 - 90:11). Segments include Football Guy of the Week, Stay Woke the Dwight Howard thing doesn't make sense, Humans vs the Sun, Lowman Trophy update, and Embrace Debate.
Thanksgiving Special - Paul Bissonnette, Mike Miller, Chuck Lidell
Thanksgiving is finally here and it's time to eat, gamble, and watch sports for 5 days straight. (2:15-4:31) Recap of the unreal MNF game between the Rams and Chiefs. Rovell loves the sports bar that is twitter. Preview of Thanksgiving day football. (4:32-23:29) Hot Seat/Cool Throne. (23:30-37:54) Former NHL Superstar Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk about the hockey season thus far, why Judge Judy pisses him off, and what it's like to not be able to celebrate Thanksgiving as a Canadian. (41:14-1:10:37) Segments include JR Smith uhhh ya think,(1:13:36-1:15:40) Trouble in Paradise Washington Wizards,(1:15:41-1:19:24) Phil vs Tiger, (1:19:25-1:23:10) and Takesgiving where we take listener submitted question/takes on Thanksgiving. (1:23:11-1:31:25)Bonus interviews with 2X NBA Champion and Lebron Apologist Mike Miller. Talking about his new role as Memphis Asst Coach under Penny Hardaway, recruiting the Number 1 player in the country, and what it's like playing with Lebron. (1:32:37-2:04:10) Plus Chuck Lidell talking his upcoming fight with Tito Ortiz and getting back in shape (2:04:10-2:12:49).
NFL Week 11 Recap and fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 8:05). The Saints are a juggernaut, the Texans have won 7 straight, Alex Smith's leg is broken, the Eagles get the Done Chain and the Bears remind everyone why Kirk Cousins is Kirk Cousins (8:05 - 34:41). Who's back of the week including SNL and Thanksgiving (34:31 - 43:01). Jon Taffer joins the show to talk about his private jet, not to brag, all the laws that were made to stop him from making money, and some new great ideas for Bar gimmicks (43:01 - 81:43). Segments include Football guy of the week, thoughts and prayers Urban Meyer, Not to brag but we called it Les Miles to Kansas, Stay Woke, and Monday Reading.
The Green Bay Packers are dead (maybe). The Seahawks save their season with a great Thursday Night Football game. (3:10-7:53) Patrick Mahomes puts ketchup on everything.(7:54-13:24) Week 11 Preview with our loser leaves town, are we sure they're good, and game of the week games. Fantasy Fuccbois. (13:25-30:59) 49ers breakout star George Kittle joins the show to talk about playing for Kyle Shanahan, his love for Panda Express, how he gets in the zone in a game, and remembering the worst game of football every played. (34:42-57:31) Segments include Uhhh ya think for Nick Saban not having internet (59:39-1:03:20), Sabermetrics Mike Wilbon thinks wins are more important than statistics (1:03:21-1:06:45), trouble in paradise Golden State Warriors (1:06:46-1:09:32), Fair Play Mike and Mike (1:09:33-1:13:23), and Hanks grab bag. (1:13:26-1:20:04)
Eli Manning still has it and other Monday Night Football Thoughts (2:27 - 9:25). Mexico Field Update (9:25 - 13:22). The Warriors are imploding and Kevin Durant is definitely leaving after this season in free agency and this is in no way an overreaction (13:22 - 20:54). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (20:54 - 32:46). Cleveland Browns Quarterback Baker Mayfield joins the show to talk about being drafted Number 1, changing the culture in Cleveland, all the haters, and why we could motivate him better than anyone if he gave us a shot. Plus a very special t-shirt with collaboration with all proceeds going to the Special Olympics Ohio (32:46 - 75:21). Segments include Bad Visual for Markelle Fultz, sad Carmelo, Thoughts and Prayers Stan Lee and Nathan Peterman, Hue Boy for Hue Jackson getting hired by the Bengals and guys on chicks.
Tom Herman Rub & Tugs, CFB W/ Tom Fornelli, And NFL With Robert Klemko
NFL Week 10 Recap and fastest 2 minutes (2:21 - 8;09). The underdogs were barking on Sunday, the Jets are a mess, Tom Brady is relatable, the Rams bounce back, and the Saints continue to be a wagon (8:08 - 24:18). Football Guy of the Week including Zach Smith going after Tom Herman on twitter and the invention of "ok. cool. hook em" (24:18 - 34:19). Who's back of the week (34:19 - 42:57). CBS CFB writer Tom Fornelli joins the show to talk about the College Football playoffs, who can beat Bama, and why Oklahoma's defense is laughably bad (42:57 - 61:21). Sports Illustrated NFL writer Robert Klemko joins the show to talk about Week 11, Dez Bryant, and the rookie QBs of 2018 (61:21 - 81:36). Segments include Jimmy Butler was traded lets talk about it, Stay Me70, Shoot your Shot Jared Goff, Stay Classy Redskins Social Media, and a wild Monday Reading about Northwestern Football being bad because they're good.
Coach Dana Holgorsen, Author Mark Leibovich + Week 10 Preview
The Steelers are officially back and Big Ben is a Chevy Truck with a Hemi. Dez Bryant signed with the Saints and Jerry Jones is in trouble with his fanbase including a 7 year old.(2:56-12:48) Week 10 preview, picks, and Josh McCown doesn't masturbate. (12:49-25:35) Fantasy Fuccbois. (25:36-29:25) Author Mark Leibovich joins the show to talk about his new book on the NFL "Big Game : The NFL In Dangerous Times" and the story of Jerry Jones masturbating into a shoe. (36:17-1:00:10) West Virginia Head Coach Dana Holgorsen joins the show to accept his football guy of the week award and talk about the decision to go for 2 in Austin last weekend. (1:02:15-1:11:11) Segments include Locker Room Talk PK Subban (1:12:50-1:14:51), not to brag but we called it Mayweather isn't fighting (1:14:52-1:17:08), Boom Roasted with Lenny Dykstra (1:17:09-1:19:04), Respect the Biz for the masturbating sports director (1:19:05-1:22:02) and Hanks Grab Bag (1:22:03-1:29:33).
Election night 2018 we're ready to break it all down! Is Jerry Jones alive because the Cowboys are in trouble and no one is doing anything (2:21 - 10:21). Malcom Butler is making Belichick look smart again and Jason Witten almost cried (10:21 - 17:29). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Aliens and the Blackhawks firing Joel Quenneville (17:29 - 27:53). Hall of Famer Cal Ripken JR joins the show to talk about his career, when he thought the streak might be in Jeopardy, why he's anti bat flip, and whether or not he's actually alive (27:53 - 68:06). Segments include respect the game Jamal Murray, Hurt or Injured Triple H, just stop talking Jon Gruden Mike Tomlin edition, and Guys on Chicks.
Recap Of LSU/Bama Weekend, NFL Week 9, And Merril Hoge
Week 9 fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 9:13). Recap of our weekend in Baton Rouge. Death Valley, seeing Coach O, hanging out with Vince Vaughn on the sidelines and Alabama is really fucking good (9:13 - 18:18). NFL Week 9 recap, Big Ben died, Rams vs Saints was awesome, Nathan Peterman is sad, Texans are a wagon, and the Done Chain (18:18 - 38:13). Football Guy of the Week including Dana Holgorsen and Jeremy Pruitt disavowing his entire childhood (38:13 - 44:10). Who's back of the week (44:10 - 56:49). Former NFL Player and studio Analyst Merril Hoge joins the show to talk about his new book on CTE, what the NFL has done right and what it needs to do better (56:49 - 80:02). Segments include Embrace Debate Bob Ryan did a tweet, Way to stay relevant baseball, Hank hot in the streets, and a Stay Woke for Space Jam 2.
Nick Mullens is the greatest quarterback of all time and this is not an overreaction. (2:40-9:08) Jon Gruden has hit rock bottom and the Browns are hilarious. Week 9 Preview plus picks.(9:09-26:53) Fantasy Fuccbois.(26:54-31:07) Heavyweight and Light Heavyweight UFC Champion Daniel Cormier joins the show to talk UFC 230 Saturday Night, why he dominates people even with a bad body, how much he hates Jon Jones, and what his weaknesses are as a fighter. (33:31-1:03:30) Segments include Sabermetrics (1:05:02-1:06:35) Well Actually (1:06:36-1:09:29), the debut of "Hue Boy" where Hue Jackson says dumb shit (1:09:30-1:14:11), and Hanks Grab Bag (1:14:12-1:22:12).
We officially feel bad for Jason Witten. (3:14 - 7:12) NFL Trade deadline and a bunch of people make some Ha-Ha Clinton Dix jokes. (7:13-19:13) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Big Cat goes to Jury Duty. (19:14-34:40) Mark Wahlberg joins the show to talk about his new movie, his sports fandom, leaving the Super Bowl early, Entourage and new Entourages we can pitch him + whether or not he used a stunt cock in Boogie Nights. (36:48-1:03:51) Segments include Lebron Blames, (1:08:01-1:11:29) Kings stay Kings for Skip Bayless,(1:11:29-1:13:42) Hurt or Injured Big Ben, (1:13:43-1:15:15) Hot in the streets Cardi B vs Nikki Minaj, (1:15:16-1:19:12) and Guys on Chicks (1:19:13-1:26:05)
Red Sox Win WS, Week 8 NFL Recap + Andy Staples Talks CFB
NFL Week 8 fastest 2 minutes (2:21 - 8:06). The Red Sox won the World Series and we recap the end of the baseball season. David Price is clutch now, Clayton Kershaw isn't, and how did Dave Roberts keep putting Ryan Madson into games? (8:06 - 15:22) NFL Week 8 recap. Hue Jackson is historically bad, Jameis gets the Done Chain, Todd Gurley screwed America, and the Panthers are really good plus more from the weekend in the league (15:22 - 33:04). Whos back of the week (33:04 - 46:04). SI CFB writer Andy Staples joins the show to break down what the first playoff rankings will look like on tuesday, how anyone can beat Alabama, Pac 12 mess and will the Big Ten be the same? (46:04 - 68:26) Segments include Football guy of the week, trouble in paradise for Ty Lue, in defense of Joe Buck
Randy Couture + Football Guy Of The Week Tyler Trent From Purdue
The Brocketship failed to launch. Big Cat makes a promise that will prove to be very dangerous if it comes true. (3:12-10:47) NFL Week 8 preview and picks. (10:47-16:57) Fantasy Fuccbois. (16:58-21:19) MMA Legend Randy Couture joins the show to talk about his new fight league, the toughest guy he ever fought, whether people respect him more for having cauliflower ear, and if he could take Big Cat and PFT in a fight. (23:23-47:28) Football Guy of the Week Tyler Trent joins us to accept his honor, talk about how awesome Purdue vs Ohio State was, and how we can all help in the fight against Cancer.(49:07-1:02:43) Segments include does David Price have the clutch gene? (1:08:44-1:12:36) Jimmy Butler trade update. (1:12:37-1:14:28) Just stop talking Jon Gruden.(1:14:29-1:15:48) Drunk Ideas (1:15:49-1:18:12) and Hanks Grab Bag (1:18:13-1:29:30)
Boomer Esiason + Archie Manning Is The Kris Jenner Of Football
We didn't win the Powerball so we're doing an episode. World Series Game 1 recap (2:27 - 11:16). Does America have a Booger Mobile problem + Archie Manning is the Kris Jenner of the Football world and Giants fans need to embrace Eli's suck (11:16 - 17:04). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Blakes being back in a major way (17:04 - 29:24). Former NFL QB and now WFAN Radio Host Boomer Esiasion joins the show to talk about his career in Football and Broadcasting. Does he have beef with Mike Francesa, what makes a good radio partner, did he see any of the Craig Carton stuff coming and the only time he has ever been high (accidentally) (29:24 - 74:04). Segments include Sabermetrics the Giants going for 2, PR 101 for Mike Greenberg's handshake, Is Lebron hiding from us? True Crime Swag Kelly and Guys on Chicks.
Fastest 2 Minutes from NFL Week 7 (2:21 - 8:25). Blake Bortles was benched and we're not going to take this news lightly, the comeback has begun (8:25 - 11:12). The Eagles have decided no pressure, Hue Jackson is taking over play calling so he'll probably die in a fist fight with Todd Haley (11:12 - 14:10). The Rams are amazing, the Bears almost pulled off a miracle and the Saints are back to normal (14:10 - 25:18). Football Guy of the Week including the awesome story of Purdue student Tyler Trent (25:18 - 34:11). Who's back of the week (34:11-45:47). Dave Dameshek joins the show to talk about his Steelers, what the Jaguars do from here, who the second best NFC team is, and newest segment, carry some water for the NFL (45:47 - 71:46). Segments include NBA Petty Wars Rondo vs Chris Paul and a science experiment finding out if you can spit with a mouthguard on. Dead or Alive Tommy Lasorda plus some World Series talk. Stay Classy Michigan with a heated rivalry game Saturday, and Whoa, the Chargers have defeated Time Zones.
Mark Schlereth, NFL Week 7 Picks, And A Friday Grab Bag
The Red Sox are going to the World Series and David Price has won a playoff game. Dodgers/Brewers is going back to Milwaukee and it's the Fall of Machado, both good and bad. (3:05-7:59) Thursday Night Football was gross but the Week 7 games have us excited, including a full Sunday slate with the London game. (8:00-11:35) Week 7 picks and Fantasy Fuccbois. (11:36-29:39) Our friend and 3X Super Bowl Champ Mark Schlereth joins the show to talk about the NFL this season, what the Broncos will do at QB, how he got John Elway and the Rock mad at him, and the definitive definition of hurt vs injured. (32:36-1:11:32) Segments include PR 101 for Lenny Dykstra crowd sourcing fleeing the country(1:17:44-1:20:30), Hmmm for Kevin Durant (1:20:31-1:23:07), Hurt or Injured Dwight Howard(1:23:08-1:24:37), Thoughts and Prayers to the NCAA(1:24:38-1:26:53), and Hanks Grab Bag. (1:26:54-1:35:44)
Aaron Rodgers won't stop being good and Skip Bayless is making a lot of sense. Jason Witten has malfunctioned and we're concerned. Baseball playoffs are heating up and some of the Dodgers aren't even trying. A couple NBA over/unders that are guaranteed winners and a mini season preview. Hot Seat/Cool Throne. Bill Burr joins the show to talk about his upcoming show at MSG, why we care too much about sports, his favorite College venues across the country, why we've all been the guy he witnessed getting kicked out of bar Sunday for being angry at the Football game, and some conspiracy theories that only the wokest can understand. Hmmm for Coach K and Zion Williamson, Witch Hunt are the Astros cheating. Embrace Debate is Nick Bosa a Quitter and Guys on Chicks.
NFL Week 6 Fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 7:34). Week 6 recap, Brock Osweiler owns the Bears, Nathan Peterman is hilarious, Big Ben owns Ohio, and the Broncos are on the watch for the Done Chain (7:34 - 28:12). Chaos in College Football but LSU is back to playing Neck (28:12 - 33:10). Football Guy of the Week including Gregg Williams eating opossums and possibly rats (33:10 - 36:11). Who's back of the week (36:11 - 46:01). Mike Florio joins the show from Pro Football Talk to talk Week 6, what the Giants should do with Eli Manning, what the Raiders should do with Jon Gruden, and a spin on LeVeon Bell no one is talking about (46:01 - 65:43). Segments include Talking Baseball, just stop talking Jon Gruden, Perspective from Bruce Irvin and Nathan Peterman, Bad Visual Conor McGregor, and Trouble in Paradise Pete Davidosn/Ariana Grande
Coach Butch Davis + Free Solo Climber Alex Honnold and Week 6 Picks
Eli Manning should probably retire and Saquon Barkley is absolutely incredible (3:30-8:48) Recapping the wild Jimmy Butler story in Minnesota and is Mark Wahlberg to blame for all of this? (8:49-15:35) Week 6 Picks and preview + Fantasy Fuccbois.(15:36-28:05) FIU Coach Butch Davis joins the show to accept his Football Guy of the Week Award, talk about his career coaching the 90's Cowboys, the late 80 Miami Hurricanes, the Browns and the insane rosters he put together at Miami in the late 90's.(33:15-51:15) Free Solo climber and star of the new movies "Free Solo" Alex Honnold joins the show to talk about climbing El Capitan at Yosemite without any ropes. He also talks about life as a high stakes climber, how his brain doesnt feel fear the same way as a normal human brain and what he has to do when he's in the middle of a climb and has to shit.(52:11-1:12:40) Segments include Sabermetrics Roquan Smith,(1:16:28-1:17:56) our Long National Nightmare is over Snoop Dogg and Todd Haley made up,(1:17:56-1:19:56) Kings stay Kings Big Ben (1:19:56-1:22:28), our newest segment Care to Comment where we comment on something we don't care about but people want us to (Kanye/Trump).(1:22:29-1:24:35) We finish the show with Hank's Grab Bag. (1:24:36-1:30:52)
The Yankees are dead. Recapping the ALDS and why Giancarlo Stanton has negative pinstripes (2:21 - 10:50). Drew Brees record breaking season, an update on the Jason Witten/Booger McFarland feud and is Peyton Manning funny? (10:50 - 17:09) Hot Seat/Cool Throne, who will save the world first, Steven Seagal or Jose Canseco (17:09 - 27:48). NFL Insider Jay Glazer joins the show to talk MMA, his career as an Insider, Ballers, and his great foundation for veterans (27:48 - 67:06). Segments include should Lebron James go to jail? Just shut up Jon Gruden. Respect the Biz. Ehhhh for Dustin Johnson and Brooks Koepka, and Guys on Chicks.
NFL With Pete Prisco, UFC 229 With Jon Anik + Fastest 2 Minutes
Fastest 2 minutes for Week 5 (2:27 - 7:19). The Texans and Cowboys played in a game of who can fire their shitty coach first (7:19 - 8:56). The Browns won a game on a Sunday, Philly has a Super Bowl hangover, the Falcons are done, the Bengals are good, and Mason Crosby lost his mind (8:56 - 18:20). Playoff Baseball and UFC 229 (18:20 - 29:31). Football Guy of the Week (29:21 - 35:02). Who's back of the week (35:02 - 43:58). CBS Sports Pete Prisco joins the show to talk NFL Week 5, why Bortles is fine everyone relax, how Defense will catch up to the narrative of an offensive explosion and more (43:58 - 70:35). Jon Anik joins the show after being on the Call for UFC 229, talking about what it was like to see Khabib go in the crowd, McGregor's future, and whether or not this is good for UFC (70:35 - 86:38). Segments include Take Quake for Peter Gammons, Embrace Debate is Darren Rovell an athlete? Whats the Beef? Kings stay Kings Ryan Lochte, and Whoa
Arian Foster, Vikings’ Kevin McDermott (Who lost a finger) and Week 5 Preview
*Warning, this is a rare Skype episode. Audio is fine we just aren't in the same place* The Patriots are far from dead and Andrew Luck has the new best QB face in football (2:27 - 13:11). A huge weekend of sports coming up and Red Sox/Yankee's rivalry is back (13:11 - 22:05). Week 5 preview and picks + Fantasy F-bois (22:05 - 36:19). Arian Foster joins the show to talk about Leveon Bell, Earl Thomas, why Tennessee's coach can't stop crying and having his therapist on his own podcast (36:19 - 55:49). Vikings long snapper Kevin McDermott joins the show to talk about losing a finger during Thursday Night Football last week and to accept his Football Guy of the Week award (55:49 - 66:30). Segments include bad sports town Chargers, stay classy McGregor, Mike Greenberg's dumb rules Tom Wilson and Hank's Grab Bag.
Christian Yelich, Dallas Braden + The Cubs Are Dead
The Cubs are dead and fuck everything. We recap the NL Wild Card Game and Big Cat rambles like a madman trying to cheer himself up including some bonus Booger McFarland vs Jason Witten talk (2:20 - 18:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (18:18 - 26:25). Brewers All Star Christian Yelich joins the show to talk about his insane second half, read some of Big Cat's terrible Brewers takes, and talk about being locked in for the playoffs (26:25 - 39:54). Former A's pitcher Dallas Braden joins the show to break down the MLB playoffs and the strengths and weaknesses of each playoff team (39:54 - 62:08). Segments include Bad Visual Kobe Bryant, Just stop talking Jon Gruden, Trouble in Paradise USA Golf, and Guys on Chicks
NFL Week 4 fastest 2 minutes 92;27 - 8:02). Everything is back to normal in the NFL. The Packers won, the Jaguars look good again, the Patriots don't suck but the Dolphins may, Mitch Trubisky was incredible and Jeff Fisher made his debut in the booth (8:02 - 31:12). Explaining the MLB schedule (21:12 - 24:45). Football guy of the week, and who's back of the week (24:45 - 37:55) . Red Sox legend David Ortiz joins the show to talk about the pressure of October baseball, how he would get out of slumps, and the focus it takes to win a World Series (37:55 - 58:15). Segments include embrace debate is Frank Reich and idiot because James Franklin most definitely is. Thoughts and Prayers to team USA for the Ryder Cup. Bad Visual for Jimbo Fisher, sabermetrics for Sam Bradford and is Big Cat done or finished
3 X Pro Bowler Chris Johnson + Bartolo Colon and NFL Week 4 Preview
Jared Goff is in the zone and maybe the greatest quarterback of all time. We talk about where we would sit at a Jared Goff vs Blake Bortles Super Bowl. (#:05-6:54) Preview of NFL Week 4 including our Loser Leaves Town, Are We Sure They're Good and Game Of The Week. Fantasy Fuccbois. (6:55-27:49) 3X Pro Bowler Chris Johnson joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, Jeff Fisher, and what it's like being fast plus bonus Lendale White in studio with him. (33:02-50:31) 21 year MLB Starter Bartolo Colon joins the show to talk about his nickname Big Sexy, how he stays in such great shape, why he'll never touch Adrian Beltre's head, and how many times he watches his 1 home run (thanks to our colleague Liz Gonzalez for translating). (52:27-1:01:55) Segments include PR 101 Rovell did a bad tweet,(1:05:31-1:09:40) Thoughts and Prayers to CC Sabathia(1:09:41-1:12:45), Spinzone Tristan Thompson (1:24:46-1:14:24), Break in case of Emergency Jimmy Butler trade( 1:14:25-1:16:38), and FriYay Grab Bag (1:19:38-1:27:44).
The Fitzmagic has run out, sort of. Big Ben is back and so is Chris Conte (2:56 - 8:15). We solve the Niners QB problems by drafting a different quarterback for each primetime game (8:15 - 21:05). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Steven Seagal's latest scheme (21:05 - 37:28). Celtics Forward Gordon Hayward joins the show to talk about his decision to join the Celtics, how tough it was being injured last year, Brad Stevens being a genius, his famous viral video, the Duke shot, and what it's like being Lebron's little b word (37:28 - 75:16). Segments include Nitpicking Saban, Take Quake, Stick to Sports Jason Witten, Break in case of emergency Jimmy Butler Trade, and Guys on Chicks
Former NFL GM Mike Lombardi + NFL Week 3 Recap And Tiger Is Back
NFL Week 3 Fastest 2 minutes (2:26 - 8:41). Recap of a wild NFL week including Jimmy G injury (8:41 - 10:31), Patrick Mahomes on fire, the Bills stunner at the Vikings, the Rams are a wagon, the Patriots look slow, and we hang the Done Chain on a team (10:31 - 29:43). College Football talk and Who's back of the week (29:43 - 42:42). Football guy of the week including an all time Nick Saban quote and Herm Edwards getting his players to lift for fun (42:42 - 49:37). Former NFL GM Mike Lombardi joins the show to talk about his new book, what it was like working for Bill Belichick and Al Davis, who he's been impressed with through 3 weeks of the NFL season, and why Josh Gordon may not work out in New England. Segments include whats the beef, Shaq vs Dwight Howard, Take Quake Baker Mayfield, Monday Reading Rick Pitino's tweets.
Ryan Whitney, Author Jeff Pearlman + Week 3 NFL Picks
The Browns have finally won a Football game (this is just a guess because we had to tape early if the Jets won forget we said anything)(2:24-6:05) Jimmy Butler started major drama and now Stephen Jackson may kill the Wiggins brothers (6:05-11:15). NFL Week 3 Preview + Picks (11:16-21:49). Fantasy Fuckboiis(21:50-25:25). Author Jeff Pearlman joins the show to talk about his new book about the USFL "Football For A Buck" and has some wild stories about the creation and demise of the USFL including a player that once went on the IR because he slammed his dick in a car trunk(27:45-51:55). Ryan Whitney checks in to talk about what he's been up to, does anyone try in preseason hockey, and how he's been doing gambling on the NFL this year + a bonus lock (57:14-1:16:04). Segments include the debut of "Just Stop Talking Jon Gruden”(1:18:20-1:20:25), Respect the Biz for the Browns sideline reporter who yelled at a ref (1:20:26-1:25:25), Trouble in Paradise for the 10,000th time Belichick and Brady(1:25:26-1:29:22) and a special guest, Dana B from Mickstape with Dana's Thoughts.(1:29:23-1:39:40)
Nate Burleson, Bears Are Back + We May Be Going To Jail For Fraud
The Bears are officially back...to .500 (2:27 - 7:59). The Seahawks may stink (7:59 - 11:27). Antonio Brown continues the Steelers carnival of a season (11:27 - 14:39). Urban Meyer tried to apologize then apologized for his apology and none of it makes sense (14:39 - 19:43). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Mario Kart and toad dicks (19:43 - 35:55). Former NFL WR and host of Good Morning Football Nate Burleson joins the show to talk about his NFL Career, the 2018 season, what it was like being on the backup love boat, and the famous pizza crash (35:55 - 70:08). Segments include Kings stay Kings for Phil Rivers, as a white guy for Bert and Ernie, Sabemetrics Jon Gruden, not to brag but we called it Josh Gordon and Guys on Chicks
Week 2 of the NFL and the Fastest 2 minutes (2:20 - 7:26). All the kickers sucked at the same time. Patrick Mahomes is electric (7:26 - 9:45). Vontae Davis retired at halftime (9:45 - 12:16). Are we really doing this Ryan Fitzpatrick thing? The Bills and Cardinals suck and what's wrong with the Steelers (12:16 - 26:12). Football guy of the week led by Coach O being the best Coach ever (26:12 - 36:05). Who's back of the week including Suicidal Big Cat because the Badgers suck again (36:05 - 46:11). Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio joins the show to talk about Josh Gordon, Ryan Fitzpatrick starting a QB controversy in Tampa Bay, and who is on the hot seat after Week 2 (46:11 - 70:46). Segments include Great Visual for Skip Bayless, Uhhh Ya Think for Kevin Durant, and Monday Readings "Nick Saban Is Overrated".
Big Cat has a big surprise to make the podcast the best it's ever been (2:04-6:01). Does Joe Flacco suck and why the hell did they get rid of color rush jerseys?(6:02-12:55) Week 2 story lines and gambling picks.(12:56-27:31) Fantasy corner with Rick Pitino and Ed Edinneti.(27:32-31:10) Former Bengals and Cardinals QB Carson Palmer joins the show to talk about his career, playing for Marvin Lewis, does Hue Jackson get a bad rap, Coach O, and Bruce Arians.(37:12-1:07:44) Segments include Jalen Ramsey said a thing (1:11:12-1:12:26), PR 101 for Redskins(1:12:27-1:15:32), Respect The Biz (1:15:33-1:19:00), Ass Eatin Szn for Lebron James (1:19:01-1:21:46), and Hank's Grab Bag. (1:21:47-1:28:29)
Eagles Michael Bennett + NPR Pardon My Woke Is Back
The Jets May have a quarterback and Stafford and the Lions are very sad (2:20 - 11:11). Gruden is back, for a half, and the Rams are a wagon (11:11 - 16:10). Pardon My Woke returns to do an in depth dive into the Browns/Steeers tie (16:10 - 20:53). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (20:53 - 36:53). Eagles lineman Michael Bennett joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, the Seahawks Super Bowl Team, being a Schiano man, and if it's fair for Big Cat to not like his brother (36:53 - 69:59). Segments include Stay Woke, Sabermetrics, trouble in paradise for Paulina and Dustin Johnson and Guys on Chicks.
3X Super Bowl Champion Willie McGinest + Week 1 Recap
The fastest 2 minutes are back. Week 1 recap, the Bears broke Big Cat's heart (2:27 -13:37) Andrew Luck is back, Ryan Fitzpatrick torched the Saints, and the Browns tied a football game (13:37 - 28:13). Football guy of the week including Larry Fedora's memory hole and Syrup Coach (28:13 - 35:49). Who's back of the week (35:49 - 43:25). 3X Super Bowl Champion Willie McGinest joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, playing for Bill Belichick, being friends with Snoop Dogg, and predictions for the 2018 Football Season (43:25 - 71:25). Talking Tennis, Serena Williams in the US Open, Hermatology Herm Edwards is actually good? And our newest segment "Whats the Beef" where we get an explainer on KD vs Lebron, Eminem vs Machine Gun Kelly, Cardi B vs Nikki Minaj. Plus a bonus embrace debate for football watching sundays.
Eagles and Falcons had a replay of the Playoffs and are we sure Matt Ryan is good? Le'Veon Bell holdout and Week 1 preview with 4 gambling locks each. (1:55-19:05) The return of Fantasy Fuccbois to get you ready for your Fantasy kick off. (19:06-22:54) Hall of Famer and Chicago Bear Brian Urlacher joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, the time he bet 45k on a locker room game, what ever happened to Lance Briggs lambo, and his favorite player to play with. (25:19-55:51) Segments include you triggered bro for Jalen Ramsey (1:00:27-1:06:24), Locker room talk Bill Simmons may have to eat a pair of testicles (1:06:25-1:08:15), thoughts and prayers to Alex Jones (1:08:16-1:11:01), and a grabbag to end the week (1:11:18-1:18:36).
Hard Knocks Finale recap. Cajuste gets cut, the Browns may win the Super Bowl, Hue Jackson didn't like the Khalil Mack trade so it means it's a good one, and Todd Haley hates rap music, obviously (2:25 - 10:16). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (10:16 - 23:16). Actor Rob Lowe joins the show to talk about his career in Hollywood, his favorite roles, playing Drew Peterson, rooting for winners because he's a winner and a self admitted narcissist, and a table reading from Waynes World (23:16 - 79:44). Segments include Done or Finished Rick Pitino, Locker Room Talk Jerry Jones, and Guys on Chicks.
49ers Joe Staley + Mike McGlinchey And Football Guy Of The Week Returns
The Bears are back. We break down the Khalil Mack trade and what John Gruden was thinking (2:27 - 12:02). College Football Week 1, is Harbaugh on the hot seat, should the Turnover chain be permanently retired, is Texas back, and shout out to all the LSU haters (12:02 - 23:19). Football guy of the week makes its return with nominees including Tom Herman and the LSU FB (23:19 - 29:12). Whos back of the week (29:12 - 35:22) . 49ers O-Lineman Joe Staley and Mike McGlinchey join the show to talk about all the 49ers head coaches in the past decade, what it was like for Mike to get drafted in the top 10 overall, Jimmy G, and the 49ers upcoming season (35:22 - 75:02). Segments include Respect the Biz for Nick Saban going crazy in his postgame interview, As a white guy what should we do with our Nike shoes, and Monday Readings, Did the Buffalo Bills make Timothy McVeigh a domestic terrorist?
CFB Writer Andy Staples + Mount Rushmore Of Mistakes
College Football is back and the Civil Conflict was on fire. Previewing College Football Week 1 and talking about Aaron Rodgers new contract (2:20 - 13:20). Mt Rushmore of Mistakes (13:20 - 25:51). Sports Illustrated College Football Writer Andy Staples joins the show to talk about the 2018 College Football season, Power 5 Conference breakdowns, and who he has in his College Football Playoff (25:51 - 59:17). Segments include Talking Soccer, Jalen Ramsey Word Association, Thoughts and Prayers to Patrick Reed, and Explain it to Hank/Jimbos/Roast Grab Bag
We stayed late to watch Hard Knocks so we could review episode 4 and yeah Todd Haley/Gregg Williams are huge dicks. Cajuste has jerk off crystals and no one really knows what Hue Jackson does (2:21 - 9:52). Odell Beckham's contract + Hot Seat/Cool Throne (9:52 - 24:52). Mt Rushmore of Months (24:52 - 35:01). Comedian/Actor Rob Riggle joins the show to talk about his new project, being a marine while being in SNL, "making" it in show business and his Kansas City Chiefs (35:01 - 72:06). Segments include Talking Tennis, Protect the Shield for Jerry Jones, Stay Woke does Australia even exist? And Guys on Chicks.
We're back in studio and ready to catch up on all we missed. Stop the Josh Allen/Bortles slander, Bob Wylie is the star of Hard Knocks and we're trailblazers because we got fired from ESPN before it became cool (2:27 - 10:04). Whose back of the week (10:04 - 17:51). Mt Rushmore of Water (17:51 - 31:07). 49ers GM John Lynch joins the show to talk about the Jimmy G trade, asking Belichick about trading for Brady, his playing career with Warren Sapp, and how he deals with the doubters of his roster construction (31:07 - 50:34). Segments include Respect the Biz Doug Pederson, Sorry not Sorry Trevor Bauer, Hurt or Injured for the UFC fighter with a torn scrotum, Embrace Debate Napkins or Paper Towels, and our newest segment "Monday Reading". This week we read Ohio State's findings on the Urban Meyer scandal.
Joe Buck, Artie Lange, and Paul Rudd - An Oral History Of HBO’s Joe Buck Live
This very special episode of Pardon My Take leads us on a deep dive of the inaugural infamous episode of Joe Buck Live from June 15, 2009 that was derailed by Artie Lange, ultimately leading to the show's cancellation. We interview Joe, Artie, and Paul Rudd (who was also a panelist on the show) and get a behind the scenes look at what happened before the show, the incident itself, and the ensuing aftermath. Video of the Joe Buck Live appearance can be found here: https://youtu.be/pj8y2Oi1lFk
JJ Redick + Mount Rushmore Of Animals You Want On Your Team In A Fight
Daniel Murphy is a Cub which is also the name of the GOAT and he also killed the Cubs forever (2:27 - 6:55). Hot Seat/Cool Throne and a breakdown of the VMA's from a guy who understands it and 2 guys that are washed (6:55 - 23:35). Mt Rushmore of animals that we want on our team in a fight to the death (23:35 - 36:02). JJ Redick joins the show to talk about his NBA career, what happened to the Clippers, being teammates with Dwight Howard, how much the hate in College messed with him, and Coach K faking injuries all the time (36:02 - 92:03). Segments include Jon Gruden's time machine, embrace debate is Baker Mayfield too swaggy, and guys on chicks.
Hall of Famer Tommy Lasorda + Mt Rushmore Of Fictional Bar/Restaurants
The NFL is ruined and we're all going to freak out about it. Josh Allen is a stud and the Blake Bortles slander needs to stop (2:27 - 10:17). Who's back of the week (10:17 - 19:18). Mt Rushmore of fictional bars/restaurants we'd like to go to (19:18 - 28:04). Baseball Hall of Famer and Dodger Legend Tommy Lasorda joins the show to talk about his favorite stories in the big leagues including Kirk Gibson's home run, the best hitter ever, and why he still thinks the Phillie Phanatic is a punk (28:04 - 59:36). Segments include Hurt or Injured Nick Foles/Carson Wentz. Mike Greenbergs Dumb Rules to make the Williamsport MLB game better, what are millenials killings this week, respect the Biz JJ Redick and Hank hot in the streets.
Rams HC Sean McVay + QB Jared Goff and the Mount Rushmore Of Sidekicks
Chris Berman might be back and we judge the new MNF crew based off 10 minutes of Football which is incredibly unfair of us (2:37 - 8:48). Jalen Ramsey roasts Quarterbacks and we do word association with his list (8:48 - 18:17). Mt Rushmore of sidekicks (18:17 - 27:18). Rams HC Sean McVay joins the show to talk about Super Bowl expectations, whether he has the facial hair of a Football guy and the Rams saying "the standard is the standard" (27:18 - 36:10). Rams QB Jared Goff joins the show to talk about year 2 under McVay's offense, California Teens, and our newest interview tactic "people also ask" (36:10 - 58:04). Segments include Hurt or Injured Big Ben, Way to stay relevant Baseball, Embrace Debate did the Yankees earn their pinstripes and Grab Bag of Roasts/Jimbos/Explain It
We're live from our minivan in California and Big Ben's walking boot is back (2:27 - 6:10). Recapping Rams and Niners Camp and our fight with LA traffic (6:10 - 9:16). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (9:16 - 21:07). Mt Rushmore of fast food items (21:07 - 28:25). Rams D-Lineman Ndamukong Suh joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, why he chose the Rams, why he hates quarterbacks, and his controversial penalties (28:25 - 49:15). Segments include PR 101 for James Harden, Good for Golf, Embrace Debate whats the best time zone and Guys on Chicks
49ers HC Kyle Shanahan + Mt Rushmore Of Travel Complaints With Peter King
We are live from San Francisco for the 2018 PMT Training Camp Tour and Tiger is officially back (2:27 - 4:50). The Tiger effect is real as he captivated everyone on Sunday and oh yeah Brooks Koepka is really fucking good (4:50 - 13:29). We went to 49ers Training Camp and pretended to be real journalists for a minute then got intimidated by a bunch of California teenagers. Whos back of the week (13:29 - 22:35). Peter King joins the show for Mt Rushmore of travel complaints (22:35 - 39:51). 49ers HC Kyle Shanahan joins the show to talk about being a Head Coach at such a young age, what he looks for in a Quarterback, regrets from the Falcons/Patriots Super Bowl, and his ankle tattoo with Chris Simms initials (39:51 - 67:48) . Segments include talking Max Scherzer, Drunk Idea, Spinzone, and a Rick Reilly column reading.
Ryen Russillo + Mount Rushmore Of Guys You See At The Gym
Football is back (yes we keep saying this). We watched all the preseason games and we're hyped beyond belief (3:30 - 7:05). Hard Knocks episode 1 review (7:05 - 16:04). Our good friend Ryen Russillo joins us in studio for over an hour of talk about the media world, SVP's fake birthday, whether the clutch gene is real, work life balance and the Mt Rushmore of guys you see at the gym (16:04 - 78:38). Segments include is Tiger back, Sabermetrics for Jayson Werth being mad at nerds, Kings stay Kings for Bill Snyder getting a contract extension and Grab Bag of Jimbos/Roasts/Tips for your younger self.
Rob Corddry, 10X Pro Bowler Joe Thomas + Mt Rushmore Of Cartoon Shows
Rovell has broken the internet and we're sweating out the dog days of summer (2:58-8:15). Hot Seat/Cool Throne with Urban Meyer and Heterosexual frog talk (8:16-17:21). Mt Rushmore of Cartoon shows with a late breaking moos about Rick Pitino's upcoming podcast (17:22-30:10). Actor Rob Corddry joins the show to talk about Ballers Season 4, the Daily Show, and being an Eagle Scout (31:53-56:19). 10X Pro Bowler Joe Thomas joins the show to predict upcoming Cleveland Brown story lines and what he's been up to in his first summer off (58:25-1:14:24). Segments include bachelor talk for guys that dont watch the bachelor (1:16:12-1:21:15), Kings stay Kings for the Sixers (1:21:16-1:21:40), Take Quake from Fred Smoot (1:21:41-1:23:45) and Guys on Chicks (1:23:46-1:29:09).
Jerry O'Connell + Phil Hughes and the Mt Rushmore of Minor League Teams
Happy Birthday to our friend Scott Van Pelt. We talk Hall of Fame speeches, Ray Lewis giving the worst TED talk of all time, and how we officially feel old with this year's Canton class (2:35-11:10). Who's back of the week including Steven Seagal and Urban Meyer passing the buck (11:11-19:20). Starting Pitcher Phil Hughes is back for the Mt Rushmore of minor league team names (he's not actually back we just taped it with him when he was in studio). (20:51-32:31) Actor Jerry O'Connell joins the show to talk about his new show on Bravo, Jerry Maguire, being a fat kid growing up, and being a nationally ranked fencer at one point in his life (34:35-1:13:12). Segments include PR 101 for Johnny Manziel's CFL debut (1:15:52-1:17:48), Stick to Sports for President Trump bringing MJ vs Lebron to the White House (1:17:49-1:21:20), Respect the Biz for Mike Sciosca (1:21:21-1:23:29), and Millenials are killing everything, an update. (1:23:30-1:26:37)
Nate Robinson, Bill Burr + Mount Rushmore Of Fights We'd Like To See
Football is back and people need to realize Chase Daniel has played in the NFL for 10 years (2:24 - 7:34). Urban Meyer is in some shit and we discuss what Ohio State should and will do (7:34 - 16:16). Mt Rushmore of fights we'd love to see in honor of Rough and Rowdy 4 (16:16 - 26:08). Former NBA player Nate Robinson joins the show to talk about his career, how Larry Brown used to call him a little shit and how he would have been if he had stuck with Football (26:08 - 44:34). Bill Burr joins the show to talk about Sunday night's Rough and Rowdy in Youngstown Ohio (Buy RNR 4 at BuyRNR.com) + Bill talks about his favorite stadiums in all of sports (44:34 - 60:14). Segments include Sabermetrics for Mike Greenberg eating grapes, PR 101 for EA Sports, Blake News Fake News, Good Visual for Phil Mickelson, and a grab bag of Jimbos/Explain It To Hanks/Roasts.
Rick Pitino has a book coming but we're not going to make those jokes (2:25-4:55). MLB Trade Deadline and who is ALL IN (4:56-6:43). Draymond vs Tristan Fight (6:44-9:26). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (9:27-18:09). Mt Rushmore of Football Guys (18:10-26:37). CBS Sports' Pete Prisco joins the show to talk about the upcoming NFL season, ranking his favorite quarterbacks, Tom Coughlin stories, and the time he ate late night pizza with Mark Davis (29:03-1:05:15). Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (1:07:07-1:09:56), Jon Gruden's time machine (1:09:47-1:11:25) Owners should pay for their own fucking stadium (1:11:26-1:13:08), hurt or injured Arizona Cardinals blocking sled (1:13:09-1:15:40), and Guys on Chicks (1:15:41-1:22:52).
Aaron Judge is dead (actually he just broke his wrist) and Yankees fans held a candelight vigil for him (2:27 - 7:17). Training Camp story lines, Dez Bryant spent his weekend not mad on twitter, Tom Brady vs Reporters, and Big Ben isn't as fat (7:17 - 10:57). Whos back of the week including John Rocker at the baseball Hall of Fame (10:57 - 20:40). Mt Rushmore of movie crushes with the movie boys from Lights Camera Barstool (20:40 - 37:04). Nick Wright from First Things First joins the show to talk about his career, how it's been doing a morning debate show for the past year plus, and Lebron vs MJ and why he's wrong (37:04 - 78:31). Segments include Stay Classy for the Dodgers wearing T-Shirts during batting practice. Thank you for your service Blake Griffin, Thoughts and Prayers to Mark Zuckerberg losing 19 billion dollars, and well actually Lebron did something pretty cool so props to him.
The 2018 Takie Awards (Feat. Blake Bortles, Mr Portnoy And Paul Bissonnette) + We Started A Beef Between CJ McCollum And Kevin Durant
The 2018 Takies are here but first we discuss starting a twitter beef between our friend CJ McCollum and Kevin Durant (3:45-13:16). NFL training camps open and Ryan Tannehill has a knee brace letting us know he's about to take the next step(13:17-18:15). Mt Rushmore of things you love that you lose your mancard over (18:16-29:05).The 2018 Takies. Our Year End (Middle of the year award ceremony). 19 Total Awards given out. Categories include-Rick Reilly Tweet of the year-Burner account of the year-Blake of the year-Lib of the year-Song of the year-Bad Take of the year-Stephen A Smith Take of the year-Podcast listeners of the yearAnd much much more.
Football is back because JJ Watt is in the news. We talk storylines we wish would happen at training camp this summer (2:20 - 8:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (8:28 - 18:36). Mt Rushmore of biggest clubhouse cancers in sports (18:35 - 37:52). Former Yankees starter and current Padres reliever Phil Hughes joins the show to talk about his career, the 09 World Series, Derek Jeter as a teammate and whether he views his career as a success. Segments include PR 101 for Gary Sanchez losing his pinstripes (37:52 - 71:49). Bachelor talk for guys that don't want the Bachelor. Tim Tebow update and Guys on Chicks.
Dan Patrick + Mt Rushmore Of Moments We Wish Twitter Existed
Tiger was back and then he wasn't. The course at Carnoustie won the weekend as well as hungover golfers (2:23 - 11:30). Whos back of the week + The Mt Rushmore of moments we wish twitter existed for (11:30 - 35:18). Dan Patrick joins the show for the first time since his Barstool Van Talk episode 2 appearance to talk about sports media in 2018, how much longer he's going to work, and MJ vs Lebron (yes we made him debate this with us) (35:18 - 84:42). Segments include hurt or injured for Noah Syndergaard getting hand foot and mouth disease, thoughts and prayers to the tragic passing of Tony Sparano, Bad Visual Brewers fans giving a standing Ovation to Josh Hader, Stay Woke Lebron is building the all blame team, and a spinzone for Jimmy G
David Ortiz, Dallas Braden, And Mt Rushmore Of Zoo Animals
Kawhi is a Toronto Raptor even though he doesn't like Toronto and doesn't want to play for the Raptors (2:40-9:10). College Football media day round up including the war on Fortnite and Larry Fedora defending the fall of Football (9:11-16:28). Mt Rushmore of Zoo Animals (16:29-25:47). David Ortiz joins the show to talk about being in the media + the story that he got a special prize for hitting triples in his last year on the Red Sox (27:30-36:00). Former A's Pitcher and host of Starting 9 Dallas Braden joins the show to preview Baseball's second half and do the Mt Rushmore of unwritten rules (37:58-57:20). Segments include PR 101 for the internet shaming Jimmy Garoppolo's date with a porn star (59:18-1:02:43), way to stay relevant Rob Manfred vs Mike Trout (1:02:44-1:04:28), Hurt or Injured Tiger Woods (1:04:29-1:07:37), and Jimbos of the week (1:07:38-1:15:31).
All Star Christian Yelich + Mt Rushmore Of Things To Pregame For
Baseball is officially back after the Home Run Derby. Cowherd's Manalytics have new and approved sabermetric stats (2:27 - 9:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (9:28 - 22:13). Mt Rushmore of things you should pregame for (22:13 - 30:48). Milwaukee Brewer and first time All Star Christian Yelich joins the show to talk about making his first All Star Game, the move from Miami to Milwaukee, Jose Fernandez's tragic passing and how the team coped with it, and the one and only time he got tossed from an MLB game (30:48 - 66:01). Segments include emergency PR 101 for Josh Hader and Mike Trout's Q score being lower than Kenneth Faried, Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor, and Guys on Chicks.
Wayne Rooney + The Mt Rushmore Of Monuments/Statues
We're live from the MLB ASG in Washington DC and the French are World Champions. Wrapping up the World Cup and Mbappe is still 19 years old (for now) (2:27 - 7:17). Mt Rushmore of Monuments/Statues because we're in DC (7:17 - 16:53). Who's back of the week (16:53 - 30:21). Soccer Legend and now DC United striker Wayne Rooney joins the show to talk about his transition to America, playing at the highest level of soccer, how awesome it is to score goals and rates our English accent (30:21 - 47:24). Segments include Sorry not Sorry for bat flips. Thoughts and Prayer to Mike Matheny and Boltman retiring and Take Quake
Jeff Fisher is back in our lives and we couldn't be happier (3:04-7:40). England lost but they did enough cocaine that they may not remember it(7:41-11:06). Drunk Ideas (11:07-15:44). Mt Rushmore of Reality TV Shows (16:01-29:10). Men In Blazers host Roger Bennett joins the show to talk about the best stories of the 2018 World Cup, England's demise, who will won the Final, and Ronaldo vs Messi is ending marriages (30:33-58:53). Segments include Talking Tennis (1:03:25-1:04:41), thoughts and prayers to Papa John (1:04:42-1:06:53), Baby Back Bitch update for the guy that trolled Kevin Durant (1:06:54-1:08:54), Tim Tebow Update (1:08:55-1:10:39), and Jimbos of the week( 1:10:40-1:15:36).
Poker Legend Daniel Negreanu + Mount Rushmore Of Flavors
France has advanced and we talk a little soccer including Ronaldo running away from Messi and who gets the team of destiny tag (2:21 - 9:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Lebron and his Blaze Pizzas and PFT is staring at dude's legs (9:17 - 23:29). Mt Rushmore of Flavors (23:29 - 33:53). Poker Legend Daniel Negreanu joins the show to talk about the professional poker life, the time he was bet 550,000 dollars he couldn't shoot an 80 at a golf course within a year, and the time his friend lost a bet saying he could eat 1,000 dollars worth of McDonalds in 36 hours (33:53 - 62:11) . Segments include Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor, the debut of our newest segment "Good job getting the 12 kids out of that Thai cave" and Guys on Chicks.
Trailblazers CJ McCollum And Mt Rushmore Of Worst Mondays
We're back from Vacation and recapping all the things we missed. Lebron to LA, Paul George has been brainwashed, Boogie ruined the NBA by making the Warriors the favorite to win the title, (2:12 - 9:19) and we still have World Cup fever (9:19 - 16:43). Mt Rushmore of worst Mondays to go back to work and a bonus Mt Rushmore of Darren Rovell's 40 rules for turning 40 (16:43 - 36:25). Who's back of the week including Jay Z getting roasted (36:25 - 41:52). Portland Trailblazer CJ McCollum joins the show to talk about NBA free agency, what its like always being in trade rumors, being an NBA player from the Patriot League, and how we have to stop calling Kevin Durant a baby back bitch (41:52 - 77:28). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers to the Croatian player that dissed Russia, trouble in paradise for Dwight Howard's relationship with every NBA team, Stay Classy Phil Mickelson, and Hank hot in the streets for Bieber getting engaged.
Johnny Manziel, Lane Johnson, Danny Woodhead + Best Of Coach O, Julian Edelman and Von Miller
t's Football in July! A special PMT episode with new Mt Rushmore's from Johnny Manziel (Mt Rushmore of comebacks), Danny Woodhead (Mt Rushmore of unstaffed NFL players) and SB Champ Lane Johnson (Mt Rushmore of Johnson's). Plus we have best of Coach O, Julian Edelman, and Von Miller. Back on Monday with CJ McCollum, hopefully we don't die between now and then otherwise some things we said would be very awkward
Mr Portnoy, Chris Long, LAbron signs with the Lakers And the Mt Rushmore Of Office Characters With Andy Buckley + Bonus Jon Taffer
Hopefully we're all still alive when this episode comes out because we taped it at the end of last week (2:20 - 5:36). We talk our favorite 4th of July activities to get everyone ready for the holiday (5:36 - 13:38). Our lawyer Mr Portnoy joins the show after a long hiatus of being a radio star in his own right. We do complaints with the people's lawyer and he gets going on train etiquette (13:38 - 52:34). Andy Buckley aka David Wallace joins the show to catch up and do the Mt Rushmore of Office Characters (52:34 - 75:46). 2X Super Bowl Champion Chris Long joins the show to do the Mt Rushmore of laws we would pass if we were invited to the White House to visit the President Plus bonus Jon Taffer because he's the greatest American alive.
Brian Scalabrine And The Mt Rushmore Of Places To Sit
Lebron is probably going to LA and also wants Kawhi, Paul George, and Kevin Durant to join him (2:23 - 10:59). Stephen A Smith's hair is actually making him more trustworthy (10:59 - 13:05). World Cup talk and Senegal was eliminated by the dumbest rule in sports (13:05 - 15:24). Mt Rushmore of places to sit in or on (15:24 - 22:12). Former NBA All Star Brian Scalabrine joins the show to talk about how he survived in the league, working with the Big 3, who the best trash talker was, and where Lebron may go (22:12 - 71:46). Segments include Bad Visual for the Mexican TV analysts, Tim Tebow Update, the new segment should Big Cat race Rovell, and Jimbos of the week.
Dak Prescott + Best Of Kentucky Sports Radio Callers
Maradona almost died watching soccer and Messi is still the GOAT (2:27 - 8:21). Mt Rushmore of sports sounds (8:21 - 14:24). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Playoff George going to the Lakers and Golf shutting down compasses (14:24 - 31:56)). Cowboys QB Dak Prescott joins the show to talk about his Sophomore Slump, Miss St fans, and whether or not he ever gets confused for a famous porn star (31:56 - 48:23). We hosted Kentucky Sports Radio on Tuesday and have our best calls of the day including 80 year Shirley and Butch who we couldn't understand (41:23 - 65:16). Segments include Bachelor talk for guys that dont watch the Bachelor, Not to brag but we called it Julian Edelman is innocent, PR 101 for the Diamondbacks player who pooped his pants, and Guys on Chicks.
We've caught World Cup Fever and Messi fired his Coach. Don't count out the Germans and surprise surprise the Russians may be doping. (2:38-11:10) Mt Rushmore of food/beverage at a stadium. (11:11-19:45) Who's back of the week including cleaniness because Big Cat finally cleaned his pile, sort of. (19:46-29:52) Vince Carter joins the show to talk about his career in the NBA, dunking his balls on French guys, Vinsanity, and who is his GOAT (31:42-1:00:22). Segments include Talking Tennis (1:04:21-1:05:22), Spinzone for Blake Bortles (1:05:23-1:07:07), Protect the Shield (1:07:08-1:09:06), and an update on Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, someone actually tried PFT's crazy no catcher idea in a game. (1:09:07-1:11:27)
Bulls 1st Rd Pick Wendell Carter Jr + Ryan Whitney Mt Rushmore Of Insults
018 NBA Draft and Salty Woj won the night. Big stories from the draft including Mikal Bridges being traded, Michael Porter Jr's spine being made of dust, Grayson Allen going to the Jazz, and Cal on the hot seat (2:27 - 21:08). Chicago Bulls first round pick Wendell Carter Jr joins the show to talk about playing at Duke, what the draft process has been like, and how he sees his game fitting in the NBA (21:08 - 40:41). Ryan Whitney completes our Mt Rushmore of guests with the Mt Rushmore of insults (40:41 - 56:38). Talking Soccer, Messi is dead. Ass in the Jackpot for Colin Cowherd, Kings Stay Kings Dwight Howard, and Jimbos of the Week.
Ryen Russillo + Rachel Nichols Mount Rushmore Edition
The NBA Draft is coming up and Michael Porter Jr is FEELING himself (2:27 -8:01). Draft storylines + World Cup talk (8:01 - 11:23). Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (11:21 - 14:39). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (14:39 - 30:02). Ryen Russillo joins the show for Mt Rushmore season and the Mt Rushmore of signs you're going through a midlife crisis (30:02 - 56:11). Rachel Nichols and the Mt Rushmore of weird 2017-18 NBA story lines (56:11 - 81:23). Segments include Connect the dots for Barry Trotz, As a white guy for Ed Werder standing up for men on the internet, Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules Daryl Morey and Mark Cuban have lost their minds, and Guys on Chicks.
Blake Bortles And Blake Griffin, Plus Phil Mickelson Ruined Golf
Phil Mickelson has broken the spirit of Golf. We talk US Open and Phil's moving putt that took the golf world by storm. Was the Course too hard? Many people are saying it was (2:27 - 12:51). World Cup talk as Mexico takes down Germany (12:51 - 17:32). Who's back of the week (17:32 - 25:52). Blake Bortles joins the show as our first member of the Mt Rushmore of recurring guests to do the Mt Rushmore of times its ok to cry (25:52 - 38:19). Blake Griffin joins the show to do Mt Rushmore of trades that make no sense (38:19 - 69:50). Segments include Ass in the Jackpot for Kawhi Leonard's ass being in Stephen A Smith's jackpot. Hurt or injured every soccer player in the world. Bad Visual German Newspaper saying they'll build the wall against Mexico and Trouble in paradise for Todd Haley and Ben Rothlisberger
We are live from Shinnecock Hills and the US Open. Thoughts on watching Tiger, Big Cat getting Alpha'd by Rick Reilly in the media tent and how we're rooting for the course more than any player in the Field (2:20 - 21:36). Men In Blazers Roger Bennett joins the show to talk World Cup, America's love of soccer the sport of the future, and who's going to win in Russia 2018 (21:26 - 59:26). Segments include Problematic for Stephen A Smith eating ass, the debut of the new segment "Ass in the Jackpot", Talking Soccer, Cease and Desist for the deaf Russian cat that is picking world cup games, and a new friday segment "Old Lebron to Young Lebron" where we give our younger selves life advice
We are live from Shinnecock Hills and the US Open. Thoughts on watching Tiger, Big Cat getting Alpha'd by Rick Reilly in the media tent and how we're rooting for the course more than any player in the Field (2:20 - 21:36). Men In Blazers Roger Bennett joins the show to talk World Cup, America's love of soccer the sport of the future, and who's going to win in Russia 2018 (21:26 - 59:26). Segments include Problematic for Stephen A Smith eating ass, the debut of the new segment "Ass in the Jackpot", Talking Soccer, Cease and Desist for the deaf Russian cat that is picking world cup games, and a new friday segment "Old Lebron to Young Lebron" where we give our younger selves life advice
Andrew Luck threw something and Dennis Rodman saved the world, and we're not sure which is more incredible (2:27 - 11:55). Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor (11:55 - 14:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne + Parade Sabermetrics (14:28 - 31:44). Johnny Manziel joins the show to talk about the transition to the CFL, will Jimbo Fisher wear one of those weird Aggie Rings, and what happened to his best friend Drake (31:44 - 51:29). Segments include Trouble in Paradise Kyrie Irving, Put one in his earhole for the viral clip of the baseball player hugging his friend, Hurt or Injured pretty much broken hands, and Guys on Chicks.
Mark Titus, Lebron’s Cast, And PFT Drank From the Cup
The NBA Finals are over and the Warriors are back to back Champions. Lebron needed a cast because he punched a whiteboard. Are the Warriors bad for basketball? (2:20 - 10:07) The Caps are drunk as hell in DC and PFT tells the story of his night with the Cup (10:07 - 22:17). Who's Back of the Week (22:17 - 33:59). Mark Titus (@ClubTrillion) joins the show to talk about the NBA Finals, what it was like in Cleveland on Friday, and the NBA Draft (33:59 - 67:24). Segments include Problematic for Chrissy Teigen, Stick to Sports for Justify the horse, Talking Soccer and Uhh Ya Think Rafael Nadal won the French Open again
The Caps Are Stanley Cup Champions, Dan Haren and Belmont Picks With Randy Moss
The Washington Capitals are Stanley Cup Champions. PFT went to Game 5 and we recorded the show immediately after the game with his thoughts from Vegas (2:27 - 10:27). Ovi raising the Cup, TJ Oshie talking about his father, and all the moments from a historic night (10:27 - 16:08). NBA Finals talk and Kevin Durant had the scowl of the Century. Julian Edelman got popped for PED's but he's our friend so we don't believe it (16:08 - 23:22). One of our oldest recurring guests, Dan Haren, joins the show to talk baseball, Hank's theory about the seams being raised being true, and the time he tried to impress Kobe into shooting around with him at the gym (23:22 - 51:16). Randy Moss joins the show to give us his Belmont Picks and tell us who you should be betting on as Justify tries to win the Triple Crown (51:16 - 61:16). Segments include Stay Woke, Uhhh Ya Think for Nick Saban, and listener Roasts.
Imagine Dragons + The Caps Have Won The Stanley Cup
The Caps have won the Stanley Cup, they're an absolute wagon and Vegas is Dead (2:20 - 10:57). NBA Finals off day and Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (10:57 - 16:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne 69 jokes are dead and Gronk is very much back (16:17 - 31:14). Imagine Dragons lead singer Dan Reynolds joins the show to talk about all his songs ending up on commercials, how much fun it is to live his dream, how he comes up with songs/lyrics, and the weirdest thing he's out on his show rider (31:14 - 61:26). Segments include Lebron Blames, Protect the Flag for Trump vs the Eagles, and Guys on Chicks
NBA Finals Game 2 and the Cavs are dead. JR Smith's hot seat gets hotter and Lebron's eye makes everyone want to puke (2:27 - 14:27). The Caps are a wagon and DC is feeling a Championship for the first time in forever (14:27 - 21:59). Who's back of the week including a stay woke on Melania Trump not being seen in 23 straight days (21:59 - 33:44). Mets Legend Keith Hernandez joins the show to talk about his new book, what it was like playing for the 86 Mets, his cat Hadji, and what baseball can improve today (33:44 - 68:33). Segments include Humans vs The Sun/Talking Tennis, Hockey Tough for Brandon Prust, PR 101 for Buffalo Wild Wings getting hacked, Hurt or injured Clay Matthers, and thoughts and prayers for Nick Saban.
JR Smith cost the Cavs a victory in a stunning Game 1 of the NBA Finals. Lebron was dominant, Draymond tried to fight everyone, and Javale McGee gave a perfect 4 minutes of basketball (2:20 - 11:35). Cleaning up the remnants of the Bryan Colangelo burner account mess (11:35 - 14:28). The Caps won Game 2 and are looking strong going into Saturday night's Game 3 in Washington (14:28 - 22:34). NBA Hall of Famer Gary Payton joins the show to talk about coaching in the Big 3, his best trash talking moments, why he thinks John Stockton is the GOAT, and some trash talking with the guys (22:34 - 49:15). Segments include Take Quake for Colin Cowherd suggesting Lebron might retire after this year, Bad Sports Town the Warriors didn't sell out Game 1, Kickers Psychiatrist's couch for Yu Darvish, Are the Patriots fun to play for Update, Thoughts and Prayers to Hue Jackson, and explain it to hank.
*EMERGENCY BRYAN COLANGELO BURNER ACCOUNT UPDATE* NBA W/ Ryen Russillo, NHL W/ Ryan Whitney + Half Baked Ideas W/Rone
NBA off day drama, Bryan Colangelo had 5 burner accounts trashing Sixers team moves and players (2:20 - 15:21). Pusha T dropped a diss track and basically murdered Drake (15:21 - 21:18) the return of bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor (21:18 - 26:41). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Stephen A Smith, Avocados, and Unwritten Rules (26:41 - 37:45). Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk about life in Hollywood, the NBA Finals, and debunking some of our hottest takes about the Warriors (37:45 - 68:52). Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk Stanley Cup Final, Vegas pregame, and an all time bashing basketball (68:52 - 88:16). We're skipping segments today because we went back to back shows so instead we did Half Baked ideas with Rone, highlights including the Amazing Racist, Pocket Pussy Wallets, Invisible socks, and Hall of Fame for average dudes.
Lebron owns the East (again) and the Warriors tried for 15 minutes and beat the Rockets (2:20 - 7:55). Recapping the Conference Finals and what we were doing when Lebron last missed the NBA Finals (7:55 - 13:40). The Stanley Cup Final started and we're still not worried but a little concerned with the Vegas EDM concert they held on the ice before the game (13:40 - 18:59). Who's Back of the week including Bam Margera and Kobe Bryant (18:59 - 32:47). Georgia Head Coach Tom Crean joins the show to talk about Grit, his past year in media, his decision to Coach in Athens, and how he would recruit us if we were 5 star prospects (32:47 - 68:49). Segments include Jon Taffer calling in to set the Mayors Bet for the SCF, Talking Soccer, Trouble in Paradise for Kyrie Irving not going to Game 7 and a Stay Classy for Joel Embiid.
Jaguars Head Coach Doug Marrone + The Grit Week Finale Inbox x
It may actually be the Caps year. We went to Game 7 in Tampa and the Caps are marching on to the Stanely Cup Final (2:20 - 9:08). The Rockets win James Harden weird drug game and Chris Paul is injured (9:08 - 10:20). Lebron is tired because he's reading too much and JR Smith is the most important player on the Cavs 10:20 - 19:15). Grit Week recap plus PFT met 3rd Leg Greg at a bar (19:15 - 24:59). Jacksonville Jaguars Head Coach Doug Marrone joined the show to talk about creating winning team, how much he loves football and bologna, what it means to earn your pinstripes on the Yankees, and his brief acting career (24:59 - 65:27). Segments include Sabermetrics, Protect the Shield, the debut of "He Gets It" for Baker Mayfield, Talking Soccer, and Jimbos.
Coach Bruce Arians, Blake Bortles And Our New Rap Single "Drink Paint"
Grit Week is live from Jacksonville. The Rockets passed the MANalytics test with a huge Game 4 win (2:27 - 8:12). Lebron is all up in the Celtics ass and PFT is officially worried about the Caps (8:12 - 16:23). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (16:23 - 31:05). Coach Bruce Arians joins the show to talk about his life in Football, the time he drank paint as a kid (twice), coaching Peyton Manning, Big Ben, and Andrew Luck, and why doing it his way ultimately paid off (31:05 - 58:24). Segments include the debut of the new hit single "Drink Paint" shout out Sonny Digital for the beat. PR 101 for Brandi Chastain's terrible plaque and Guys on Chicks with Blake Bortles.
Grit Week is here and we're live from an Georgia RV Park. We talk about what we have planned for the week, what happened to Vanny Woodhead and how much we love Coach O (2:20 - 6:21). NBA Playoffs, the Rockets are dead again, Steph is healthy, and James Harden is back on his designer drugs (allegedly) (6:21 - 9:33). The Cavs blew out the Celtics and JR Smith is the litmus test for how this series is going (9:33 - 13:30). We're not worried about the Caps so don't even ask (13:30 - 17:37). Who's Back of the week including Love because two strangers in England got married (17:37 - 28:21). LSU Football Coach Ed Orgeron joins the show to talk about Grit, his career as a Coach, the time he recruited even though he didn't have a job, and when he put a worm in his mouth to motivate his team (28:21 - 66:46). Segments include As a White Guy Stephen A Smith said the N word on air. Respect the Biz Us for calling into Brad Stevens press conference, PR 101 for Terrance Williams crashing his Lambo and running away, and Problematic did Lebron diss a guy in a MAGA hat during Game 3 but more importantly who really cares?
Bills Tackle Marshall Newhouse + Paul Bissonnette reads roasts
The Browns got Hard Knocks and we're so damn ready (2:30 - 7:27). NBA Playoffs and is Steph hurt again (7:27 - 11:03). We're not worried about the Caps, not even a little bit, not one iota (11:03 - 15:22). Grit Week preview and is Bubba's broken foot annoying for the rest of us (15:22 - 21:47). Bills Offensive Lineman Marshall Newhouse joins the show to talk about signing with the Bills, his famous fumble, and how the locker room will receive Josh Allen (21:47 - 44:21). Segments include thoughts and prayers to the CHL player that is addicted to video games, Sabermetrics the Cowboys O-Line coach judges his players on how they get ketchup out of a ketchup bottle, Hmmmm Boogie Cousins and we break news about where Lebron James will not sign in Free Agency. And we finish the week with listener roasts read by our friend Paul Bissonnette
Should Lebron just quit on the Cavs? The Celtics and Warrior flex their MANalytics and Cleveland and Houston are in big trouble (2:47 - 14:16). NBA Draft Lottery was weird and we're not worried about the Caps, repeat we're not worried about the Caps (14:16 - 18:19) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the legalization of gambling and Kyrie Irving (18:19 - 35:46). Former NHL Players Ryan Whitney and Paul Bissonnette join the show to talk about the NHL playoffs, their favorite stories from playing in the league, bashing basketball, and Biz tries to read an ad (35:46 - 65:32). Segments include PR 101 for Robinson Cano, Well that makes sense Qatar paid for the DC metro to stay open late, Embrace Debate Laurel/Yanny and Guys on Chicks.
Lebron got smoked by the Celtics but he has a photographic memory so it's all good (2:20 - 8:44). Hockey talk and the Caps are an absolute wagon (8:44 - 12:10). Shout out all the moms and all the Instagram/Twitter posts shouting out all the moms on Mothers Day (12:10 - 13:05). Who's Back of the Week including Brooklyn 99, PFT keeping his promises, and Big Cat triggering himself with his own troll website MJvsLebron.net (13:05 - 24:56). Zach Harper (@TalkHoops) joins the show to talk about the NBA playoffs, what can the Cavs do to adjust, and what will the Western Conference Finals look like (24:56 - 42:03). Former Heisman Trophy Winner Ricky Williams joins the show to read us our horoscopes and tell us if we should buy BitCoin (42:03 - 57:02). Segments include PR 101 for Jordan Spieth and Webb Simpson, Talking Soccer Big Cat's soccer team got relegated. Hmmm Kawhi went to a Dodgers game. Well that Makes Sense Dwyane Casey was fired by the Raptors and Hank Hot In The Streets
Blake Bortles is a hero and also leaves his car unlocked with the keys and his wallet inside, but he's a hero (2:57 - 6:33). The Conference Final matchups are set in Hockey and Basketball and we preview both plus PFT gives his final update on the thing he needs to do but won't do (6:33 - 16:11). We've created our next huge moneymaker, MJvsLebron.net, the one stop shop for all MJ vs Lebron debates where you can run our high tech algorithm to find out who is the GOAT once and for all (16:11 - 24:32). Former NBA Player and National Champion Carlos Boozer joins the show to talk about his career in Basketball and playing in this year's Big 3, the time he spray painted his head, the time he punched a ref in the balls, and the time Prince rented his LA mansion and changed everything inside (24:32 - 56:51). Stay Woke is Marlins Man about to become President Trump's lawyer. Well Actually for Darren Rovell. Take Quake, Steve Rosenbloom thinks Roquan Smith should be blamed for getting his car broken into, and listener FAQ's
We're live in New Orleans and after 24 hours on the ground Big Cat's ears just popped. PFT's Caps beat the Penguins, finally, and now he has to figure out a way to apologize to everyone for not eating poop (2:20 - 13:40). We talk NBA second round, Lebron emasculated the Raptors, the Rockets and Warriors are on a collision path, and Joel Embiid talks maybe a little too much for a guy who gets winded every 4th quarter (13:40 - 18:34). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Swansea, and our ability to bring bad luck to interview subjects (18:34 - 29:59). New Orleans Saints Head Coach Sean Payton joins us to talk about his past 12 years in Louisiana, what life after Drew Brees may look like, how close he was to dying when Adrian Peterson was mad at him, playing for the lockout Spare Bears, and we pitch him Adam Sandler movies but he didn't really like that (29:59 - 72:02). Segments include Embrace Debate is Greeny being a Weeny because he can't pick a side on MJ vs Lebron, Trouble in Paradise Matt Harvey lives in Cincy now, Hank Hot in the Street Elon Musk's new girlfriend Grimes and Guys on Chicks.
Philly is still cleaning up their premature confetti celebration and Brad Stevens has broken the process (2:37 - 6:42). Lebron has killed the Raptors, again, and he somehow gets better every game (6:42 - 10:07). Warriors are still the team to beat and we kind of hate James Harden (10:07 - 12:11). The Caps are a game a way from PFT eating horse poop and Brad Marchand licks people (12:11 - 17:50). Who's Back of the Week including DJ Khaled's refusal to eat his wife's pussy and Albert Pujols hit 3,000 hits (17:50 - 24:59). Detroit Piston Blake Griffin joins the show to talk about his trade from the Clippers, if the Clipper for Life ceremony is awkward in retrospect, how he's changing his game, and what the differences between Manhattan Beach and Detroit Michigan are (24:59 - 62:05). Segments include Kings stay Kings Skip Bayless, Hurt or Injured Matt Harvey, Stick to Sports Sportscenter, Sabermetrics American Pharaoh fucks a lot, and Stay Woke is Kanye performing an elaborate art project on all of us?
Hank Azaria, Randy Moss With Derby Picks, And Uncle Chaps Roasts Us
Lebron owns the city of Toronto ( 2:38 - 8:17). The Celtics have stopped the process and Ben Simmons put in an all time stinker (8:17 - 10:53). The Australians on the Utah Jazz made it a series in Houston (10:53 - 14:20). The Caps lost to the Penguins but it was really the refs fault (14:20 - 17:11). Brain Dump Friday we're going to buy all of RG3's old hashtags (17:11 - 21:18). Hank Azaria joins the show to talk Sam Darnold, the Mets, Brockmire Season 2, and what makes an announcer great (21:18 - 48:48). Randy Moss joins the show to give us his Kentucky Derby picks and debunk the famous Curse of Apollo (48:48 - 60:50). Segments include hmmm for Kurt Warner, Peter King didn't eat the trash, Not to brag but we called it, and Uncle Chaps joins us to read roasts (60:50 - .
The Raptors are a joke (Sorrey Toronto) and Lebron wins Game 1 even though he shot terribly (2:20 - 7:16). The Caps take a 2-1 lead and PFT is 2 games away from eating shit (7:16 - 12:35). The Celtics stopped the process in Game 1 and Kendrick Perkins tried to kill Drake (12:35 - 17:45). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Gravity and Big Ben isn't retiring any time soon (17:45 - 33:46). Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk NBA, his life as a struggling screenwriter in LA, LA traffic, and what the hell will happen to Kawhi/Paul George/Lebron this summer (33:46 - 70:26). Segments include Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, hmmm for the Astros spin rate and Guys on Chicks.
Lebron survived and had the most Lebron game of all time (2:20 - 5:10). What the hell do the Thunder do now? We're going to miss Joe Prunty and his horrible fashion and the Wizards need to blow the whole thing up (5:10 - 18:17). The Caps have even the series and we're here to stave off the haters (18:17 - 22:14) . Who's Back of the Week including Draft Grades and Nerds. We discuss Avengers even though none of us saw it so don't worry about Spoilers (22:14 - 33:28). Heavyweight MMA Champion of the world Stipe Miocic joins the show to talk about his title, being doubted by Dana White, and what it's like being a Cleveland sports fan (33:28 - 56:01). We went on Arian Foster's podcast and included 10-15 minutes of our talk with him and a bonus first time we've talked BVT/ESPN since October (56:01 - 70:10). Segments include the debut of "Can I ask a question", Stay Classy for Sal Perez, and Embrace Debate Shaq thinks half of 80 is 20 and filling up your gas tank more means you spend less money.
Blake Bortles, Ryan Whitney Talking Hockey + NFL Draft
The first round of the NFL Draft is complete and Roger Goodell got boo'd so damn hard. We talk about the notable picks including Baker Mayfield to the Browns, Josh Allen to the Bills after a problematic Wednesday, Josh Rosen to the Cardinals and Lamar Jackson to the Ravens. Winners and Losers of the first round and Jon Gruden is drunk. The Caps lost to the Penguins in Game 1 and Lebron will never stop killing teams. Jacksonville Jaguars QB Blake Bortles joins the show to talk about Draft day memories and read the NFL Draft Wikipedia Page. Ryan Whitney joins to break down the suprises from Round 1 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, who he likes in Round 2, and an all time 60 seconds to bash Basketball. Segments include Sabermetrics for Sean Payton + our NPR Segment to try and climb the rankings.
NFL Draft W/ Ross Tucker And QB Whisperer Carson Palmer's Brother Jordan Palmer
We freed Meek Mill, not a big deal. NBA Playoff recap, the Celtics/Bucks are in a rock fight, Russ is cancelled, Playoff P needs to get a new nickname, Melo is washed and the T-Wolves got bukkakeed (2:27 - 19:59). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Mike Francesca and a new surgery that gets you a new dick (19:59 - 30:56). Ross Tucker joins the show to talk about the 2018 Draft, who he likes out of the 5 first round quarterbacks, how the scouting system has flaws, and tells a story about Dan Snyder being cheap as hell (30:56 - 49:43). QB Coach Jordan Palmer joins the show to talk about his coaching of Sam Darnold/Josh Rosen, what each guy can do to improve their game and who he likes most out of the two (49:43 - 65:44). PR 101 for Kevin Durant sucking at social media per usual, Ehhhhh Case Keenum walked in on John Elway and Baker Mayfield, Sabermetrics Colin Cowherd unleashes Manalytics and Guys on Chicks.
NFL Draft With Mike Mayock + Lance Stephenson Is The World's Greatest Troll
Wild weekend in the NBA Playoffs, Lance Stephenson is an all time heel, Anthony Davis isn't human, Giannis is stretch Armstrong and Playoff P has disappeared (2:20 - 15:12). Who's Back of the week including 2018 killing all of our favorite celebrities and Manu Ginobli (15:12 - 28:30). NFL Network's Mike Mayock joins the show to talk about Thursday's Draft, his QB rankings, and which of his weird terms can be assigned to potential draftees (28:30 - 61:37). Segments include Problematic for Jay Feely going viral, Stay Classy Flyers Fans, Fraud Alert Derek Jeter things the Marlins are competing, Way to stay relevant baseball Brandon Belt fouled a bunch of pitches off and a Take Quake.
Supertooper Stars Kevin Heffernan (Farva) and Erik Stolhanske (Rabbit)
The Pelicans are shitpumping the Blazers, Lebron needs to be a superhero just to escape the first round, the T-Wolves are sad, and more NBA Playoff story lines (2:20 - 12:17). The NFL releases its schedule and we predict every teams record (not actually) (12:17 - 24:12). Kevin Heffernan (Farva) and Erik Stolhanske (Rabbit) join the show to talk about making Supertroopers 2, what its like to work in a creative relationship with 5 guys for over 15 years, what was their "made it moment", and we workshop some Adam Sandler movie ideas (24:12 - 58:58). Segments include Trouble in Paradise for Tom Brady, Talking Soccer Zoltan fucks, NASA Update and Whoa. That is the end of the show and there is no extra part of this show after Take On Me so you don't have to keep listening to the totally random 10 minutes afterwards, it's probably just silence anyway (PMB).
NBA ROY Lauri Markkanen + Boston Marathon Winner Des Linden
Tax Day because the IRS broke all their "computers" (2:20 - 4:12). NBA/NHL Playoff recap, the Bucks are broken and their coach looks like an accountant. Brad Stevens is a Wizard and Dwyane Wade found the fountain of youth and got his ass eaten (4:12 - 13:52). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including The Mooch and Brett Favre (13:52 - 28:01). Chicago Bulls Rookie Lauri Markkanen joins the show to talk about his first year in the NBA, what his nickname should be, and whether or not we can speak Finnish (28:01 - 48:55). Des Linden the first USA Boston Marathon winner since 1985 joins the show to talk about Marathon running and she let us make a bunch of jokes about bumper stickers and how boring running is (48:55 - 60:54). Segments include way to stay relevant Baseball because the season is too long, Hmmmm Pop vs Kawhi, Trouble in Paradise Aaron Rodgers and the Packers, Hashtag Hyphy and Guys on Chicks.
It's finally Tax Day but we all filed for extensions so we're gucci . The Caps stink again but what else is new (2:20 -5:16). We do our knee jerk reactions to Game 1 in the NBA Playoffs (5:16 - 14:42). Who's Back of the Week including a call to Marlins Man who has some breaking news on Derek Jeter's fraudulent filings and Coachella has us triggered again (14:42 - 38:47). NL MVP and Cubs 3B Kris Bryant joins us to talk about playing in Chicago, how much he wants Bryce Harper on the Cubs, being perfect at life, and how much he wants Bryce Harper on the Cubs (38:47 - 57:52). Segments include Way to stay relevant Baseball GIFS, Put one in her earhole for the little league coach that tried to bean an 11 year old girl, Our Bad we broke up John Cena's marriage, Embrace Debate is Gregg Popovich a dickhead, and "Whoa".
Northwestern Head Football Coach Pat Fitzgerald And Brain Dump Friday
The Stanley Cup Playoffs have started and the Washington Capitols are dead (2:27 - 8:59). NBA Playoffs start Saturday and we do knee jerk picks for each series (8:59 - 15:17). Brain Dump Fridays including a fake Chik Fil A to make people buy from our real Chik Fil A and Big Cat thinks he can go viral singing Cardi B songs (15:17 - 28:20) . Northwestern Head Football Coach Pat Fitzgerald joins the show to talk about being a Football Guy, the new Northwestern facilities, the hardest place to play in the Big Ten, and why his hashtag game needs work (28:20 - 57:34). Segments include Way to stay Relevant for baseball brawls making a huge comeback, Protect the shield for Colin Kaepernick, Done or Finished Billy Mitchell, and Hmmm because Bill Belichick named his dog Nike.
NBA With Rachel Nichols and The NFL Got Rid of Color Rush Thursdays Because They Hate Us
The NFL got rid of color rush thursdays and we're mad and red and nude about it (2:20 - 8:39) . We confront Hank on his weird addiction of swallowing gum (he's swallowed over 50 pieces in the last 3 days, (Hank note - swallowing gum isn't actually weird and if you think it is then you are the weird one) (8:39 - 11:24). Richie Incognito gives an exclusive statement to Pardon My Take on his retirement (11:24 - 12:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne discussing the fact that Mark Zuckerberg is without a doubt a robot (12:50 - 29:15). Rachel Nichols joins the show to talk about the NBA Playoffs, why Melo stinks, who should the Cavs fear in the East, and whether or not the Rockets/Raptors can break through (29:15 - 49:28). Segments include Respect the Biz for the Milwaukee reporter that got in a fist fight, PR 101 for Tristan Thompson kissing 2 women that weren't his wife, Spinzone Mark McGwire says he didn't need all those steroids to hit 70 home runs, explain it to Big Cat, and guys on chicks.
Ryan Leaf + Masters Recap and We're A Patrick Reed Podcast Now
The Master are over and man baby Patrick Reed has won the Green Jacket (2:20 - 4:31). Recapping Sunday in Augusta and our favorite Patrick Reed stories (4:31 - 9:12). Is Tiger back? (9:12 - 17:13) Who's back of the week including Joe West putting deodorant on his feet (17:13 - 26:54). Former 2nd Pick in the NFL Draft Ryan Leaf joins the show to talk about his life in the NFL, his addiction and recovery post NFL, overcoming regrets and what he learned from being considered a Bust (26:54 - 57:23). Segments include Peter King ate the trash again, Uhhh Ya Think for Jon Daly Sabermetrics Doug Gottlieb, Done or Finished Giancarlo Stanton and "whoa" LINK TO BUY SHIRT, ALL PROCEED GO TO HUMBOLDT BRONCOS - https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/saturdays-are-for-the-broncos-tee?variant=3704714985493
Ryan Whitney on Stanley Cup Playoffs, Foreplay Boys live from Augusta + Brain Dump Friday
Conor McGregor goes crazy in Brooklyn and we ask the question is he too big for the UFC( 2:15-7:35). Masters are here and Tiger battled the course and the Azaleas + Sergio gave up on life and will never win a Major (7:16-11:12). Kyrie Irving is hurt and the Team Lebron curse lives on (11:13-16:25). Brain dump Friday including a new way to create energy and how we can capitalize on starting fake death rumors (16:26-23:36). Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk to us about who will win the Stanley Cup Final, which team is shitpumpin other teams, and why basketball players are soft (26:50-50:52). The ForePlay boys (@RiggsBarstool, @BarstoolTrent) join the show live from Augusta to tell us about Day 1 of the Masters and Tiger's chances to win the tournament (52:00-58:23). Segments include Tebow Update (1:00:58-1:03:13), Embrace Debate (1:03:14-1:06:12) Stay Woke, (1:06:13-1:07:04) the new segment "Whoa" (1:07:05-1:08:15), Take Quake Stephen A Smith thinks Josh Rosen wants to go to NYC because it has more Jews (1:08:16-1:10:10), and PMT FAQ (1:10:11-1:06:55).
We're never leaving San Antonio but we had a blast at the National Championship game Monday. Villanova is a hurricane of basketball talent and Mo Wagner got tired from pumping up the crowd (2:30-13:40). Masters preview and storylines including John Daly, the galleries, and can Sergio finally win the big one (13:41-19:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the state of Kentucky because Rick Pitino is never going back there (19:31-30:38). Wrestling Champion and A-List Celebrity John Cena joins the show to talk about his new movie, getting Punk'd, whether or not he'd fuck Big Cat's belly button and milk PFT's nipples, and what it's like being a wrestler that gets boo'd (33:11-1:03:27). Segments include PR 101 Donte DiVincenzo's old tweets are problematic (1:07:10-1:11:40), Trouble in Paradise for the Patriots possibly trading Gronk(1:11:41-1:15:42) and Guys on Chicks (1:15:45-1:21:00).
Providence Coach Ed Cooley + We Battle A Maroon 5 Concert
We're live from San Antonio for the Final Four and we're sick and tired of Maroon 5 blaring across the entire city (2:27 -4:30). We talk about Saturday night's games, Sister Jean the possibly fraud fan, and eating dinner next to Mike D'Antoni, not to brag (4:30 - 12:31). Who's back of the week (12:31 - 22:06). Providence Head Coach Ed Cooley joins the show and talks about how to beat Villanova, how he got into coaching, and the time he split his pants on the sidelines (22:06 - 40:51). Segments include Embrace Debate how to do you pronounce the word Meme and has Jim Nantz ever been on the internet. Talking Soccer, Zlatan is going to save America. Just Chill out man for Aaron Donald practicing with knives. Baker Mayfield keeps every negative tweet and Hurt, Injured, or High with Joel Embiid. Bonus segment post Take on Me, we battle a Maroon 5 concert in real time
Baseball is back and everyone is on pace for something (2:12-9:50). Final Four is coming up and we're headed to San Antonio for all the action + our picks (9:51-14:31). Brain Dump Friday where we pitch our best ideas that are probably terrible (14:32-20:48). Virginia Tech Head Basketball Coach Buzz Williams joins the show to talk about how he got into coaching, why he sweats so much, and whether or not we should Quit Cussin (22:36-59:18). Segments include put one in his earhole for Kevin Durant calling out "Blog Boys" (1:02:51-1:06:28), Sabermetrics for Trevor Bauer's new contract (1:06:29-1:08:33), Embrace Debate would you eat a Dilly Dog (1:08:34-1:12:35), and FAQ's + Explain it to Hank (1:12:36-1:18:30).
Big Cat had a perfect bracket and PFT is pretty sure the Caps will win it this year. NFL Free Agency update and where will Odell go? (2:10-10:32) We call Marlins Man to hear his side of his season ticket battle with Derek Jeter and the Marlins (10:34-17:25). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (17:27-31:11). Future first round draft pick Josh Allen joins the show to talk about DraftJoshAllen.com, how tall he is, the whirlwind of the NFL Draft, and what it was like growing up on a farm (32:13-58:35). Segments include Jon Gruden's time machine (1:00:33-1:02:49), Sabermetrics for Baker Mayfield making people laugh (1:02:50-1:04:10), Stay Woke on Ronda Rousey (1:04:11-1:05:31), the world's worst recurring segment "Hashtag Hyphy" (1:05:32-1:07:12) and guys on chicks (1:07:13-1:14:12).
Duke has lost and Coach K is sad. Recapping the Elite 8 and the remaining Final Four teams + Leonard Hamilton not fouling so that the FSU Alumni could win a bet (2:10-11:33). Hank, Big Cat, and Bubba bought a HUGE Stanley Cup future that makes them the number 1 fans of the team they invested in (11:34-12:38). Who's back of the week, including porn and the guy who is mad his fake story about having sex with Obama didn't get him on 60 minutes (12:39-21:52). Cubs First Baseman Anthony Rizzo joins the show to talk about the upcoming baseball team, new teammates and why he won't ever text Big Cat back (22:58-37:42). Jaguars CB AJ Bouye joins the show to talk about Coughlin time, giving Blake Bortles a book, and what gives a good defense an edge (38:33-1:00:15). Segments include hot seat update for cricket (1:02:57-1:04:39), PR 101 for Michael Bennet (1:04:40-1:07:02), Hurt or Injured Steph Curry (1:07:03-1:10:05), and the return of Soggy Sorrows for Duke losing in the tournament (1:10:06-1:11:48).
We forgot to watch our Spongebob episode, sorry. Recap of half the Sweet 16. Is Sister Jean too good? Is Coach Cal on the hot seat? Will Gonzaga ever make a Final Four? Plus Big Cat upgrades Bruce Weber to a good + coach. Josh Allen pro day today and we're nervous that Sam Darnold is going to use rain at his pro day to go first in the draft(2:20-14:26). We call our friend Chris Long to talk about his new contract with the Eagles and not the Virginia loss to UMBC, we didn't even bring up the fact that his team was the first team ever to lose to a 16 seed, nope, it never came up (15:58-23:58). Jon Taffer joins the show to talk about his new book, how fear can be a motivator, are millenials killing bars, and we pitch him some business ideas (25:05-54:34). Segments include Kings stay Kings for Nick Saban making Butch Jones his intern (57:51-1:01:30), Uhhh Ya Think (1:01:31-1:03:17), Jimbo for Deion Sanders (1:03:18-1:05:15), and our newest segment "PMT FAQ" where we explain some of our longer running bits for new listeners (1:05:16-1:11:50).
David Ortiz and Frank Kaminsky + We May Sign Lebron To Our Basketball Team
Daniel Bryan is back, and that was talking wrestling. Mid Week Tourney thoughts while we wait for basketball to come back. We debate whether or not we should sign Lebron to the Basketball team we own, the New Zealand Breakers, not to brag. Do people want to see President Trump's penis? (2:15-14:02) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Nationals, peeing in the sink, and disavowing BitCoiin2Gen. (14:03-27:44) Big Papi aka David Ortiz joins us briefly to talk about life after baseball, how many home runs he could hit this year, how he never knew Dustin Pedroia's first name was Dustin and what Manny Ramirez is doing right now (28:48-41:28). Frank Kaminsky joins the show to talk about joining the podcast world and how often he talks to Michael Jordan. (42:28-59:25) Segments include Perspective for Ryan Donato, (1:01:16-1:05:14) the debut of "Jon Gruden's time machine" (1:05:15-1:06:56), Explain it to Big Cat what is this new Spongebob meme and Guys on Chicks (1:09:40-1:16:20).
March Madness Recap with Dan Dakich + Danny Woodhead Talking About His Retirement
We're barely coherent off 4 days straight of Basketball. March Madness story lines. UMBC beats Virginia. Xavier, UNC, and Cincy get bounced and Sister Jean captivates a nation. (2:30-18:29) Who's back of the week crying kids and millenials in college basketball. (18:30-25:53) Dan Dakich joins the show to break down the first weekend, what happened to Virginia and who impressed him. (27:02-44:08) NFL RB Danny Woodhead joins the show to talk about his retirement on Friday night, what he'll miss about Football, and which of his former QB's texted him congratulations. (45:10-1:03:55) Segments include a Quake Take (1:07:01-1:08:20), PR 101 Big Baby Davis, (1:08:21-1:12:07) What Offseason for the Jets/Browns trade, (1:12:08-1:17:04) and Mike Greenberg's dumb rules Rory McIlroy wants to ban drinking at PGA events (1:17:05-1:19:20).
Friday Locks With Brent Musberger + Gold Medal Winner Amanda Kessel
March Madness is here and it is glorious. Loyola Chicago wins at the buzzer, Buffalo trashes Arizona, man buns are back, and Gonzaga survives. (3:10-11:40) The real story of the day though was Tom Crean to Georgia. Cleaning up NFL Free Agency + Big Cat made a pen pal. (11:41-21:13) Brent Musberger joins the show from Las Vegas to tell us how his Day 1 went and who he likes in Friday's actions. (22:41-29:20) Women's Hockey Gold medalist Amanda Kessel joins the show to talk about beating Canada, shit talking on the ice, and whether or not her brother loves hot dogs. (30:58-40:01) Segments include Respect the Biz (42:45-44:17), PR 101 for John Skipper (44:18-47:30), E-Sports update with Darren Rovell's voicemail (47:31-50:15), Take Quake (50:16-51:36), Embrace Debate is Jon Gruden fun (51:37-53:15) and Explain it to AWL's (53:16-55:47).
Mark Titus with March Madness Tips + NFL Free Agency
NFL Free Agency has hit. Kirk Cousins to the Vikings, Sam Bradford to the Cardinals, Teddy Bridgewater might be on the Jets, and the Bears added a bunch of receivers (2:10- 12:15). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including freezing brains for science and shooting people into Mars (12:16-25:53). Mark Titus joins the show to break down the bracket and tell us who has the recipe to win this March, plus some slight Purdue/Xavier slander so be prepared (26:30-58:27). Segments include Breaking Moos as a ton of free agents signed during the show(1:00:28-1:04:09), Problematic Tom Brady drank a beer and ate a strawberry(1:04:10-1:06:17), Hurt or Injured the Warriors are hungover (1:06:18-1:09:08), Talking Tennis (1:09:09-1:10:05), America's worst segment "Hashtag Hyphy" (1:10:06-1:11:55), and Guys on Chicks (1:11:56-1:19:28).
They robbed us of the Selection Show and we're mad and red and nude about it (2:21 - 7:39). Who got screwed in the bracket plus March Madness story lines (7:39 - 18:01). Who's Back of the Week featuring Tiger Woods off his huge tournament win (18:01 - 26:58). Former National Champion Vince Young joins the show to talk about life after football, what the National Title game was about, how much he's spent on Cheesecake factory, and why things didn't work out exactly how he wanted in the NFL (26:58 - 63:25). Segments include PR 101 for Odell Beckham, Embrace Debate what's your favorite beer in honor of Baker Mayfield being asked that at the Combine. Tampering update. And the debut of the newest segment "What offseason" where we talk about everything that went on with the NFL over the weekend.
Duke is going to win the National Title so forget even watching March Madness this year (2:10-6:16). In honor of National Women's Day we explain all the great things we've done for women (you're welcome, also sup). Brain Dump Friday and NFL Trades (6:17-16:35). Super Bowl 50 Champion Von Miller joins the show to talk about Kirk Cousins recruiting, what the offseason looks like for a veteran, why he doesn't go by the name Vonnie, and whether or not he mouth kisses his Dad (18:56-26:29). Segments include Locker Room Talk for the KC Royals (59:30-1:02:51), Sabermetrics for D-Rose (1:02:52-1:04:52), Olympic Update Holland Fucks, and Roasts read by Bubba because Uncle Chaps has diarrhea (1:04:53-1:15:20).
March Madness is almost here we can taste it (2:20 - 6:17). TBS screws up the selection show (6:17 - 9:12). ESPN hires a new President (9:12 - 14:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (14:17 -19:12). Joe Buck joins the show to talk about his offseason, how he thought Romo was as an announcer, the fear of tweeting porn links, and whether or not he would give Basketball a try again (19:12 - 61:20). Segments include PR 101 for Canelo Alvarez eating Steroid meat, Mike Greenbergs Dumb Rules for Bullpen Carts. Bachelor talk for guys that don't talk bachelor and Guys on Chicks.
The Oscars happened and they were boring. College basketball is awesome and March is our favorite month and this isn't recency bias. Tom Izzo back on the hot seat? (2:10-10:50) Whos back of the week in honor of Phil Mickelson including Lane Kiffin and B words(10:51-20:55). Chicago Bears GM Ryan Pace joins the show to talk about the combine, the draft, Bear Weather, is his hair too nice, and what does "the process" mean in Football (23:00-43:54). Segments include PR 101 for Josh Allen/Sam Darnold (46:32-49:11) Talking Soccer (49:12-50:35), Trouble in Paradise for JR Smith and the Cavs (50:36-53:51), Sabermetrics how many times would you punch yourself in the balls to draft Saquon Barkley (53:51-56:10), the debut of Hashtag Hyphy, and Hanks hot in the streets (56:11-1:00:35).
Oscars Preview With Blake Bortles + Prizefighters GGG and Canelo Alvarez
Live from day 3 of the Combine we recap what its like to be surrounded by Football Guys, Todd Haley at the bar, and DraftJoshAllen (2:10-11:02). Brain Dump Friday with some new business ideas (11:03-18:55). Newly signed Jacksonville Jaguars QB Blake Bortles joins the show to talk about his new contract and Oscars preview based on Wikipedia pages (20:33-45:22). Prizefighters GGG and Canelo Alvarez join the show in anticipation of their rematch May 4th (45:27-57:15). Segments include Tim Tebow update, Thoughts and Prayers to Wesley Johnson and Concussions (59:51-1:05:51). Respect the Biz to ESPN for their Sean Miller reporting and Stay Woke on Baseballs being juiced (1:05:52-1:10:49).
We're in Indy for the Combine and ready to talk Red Flags, Buzzwords, and Josh Allen being the best QB of all time. (2:10-9:25) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including baseball, the Sun, and the new PI rule in the NFL. (9:26-21:37) Pat McAfee joins the show to talk about a year since his retirement from the NFL, what he misses about Football, what he loves about being on the internet, and the stress of running an entire operation out of Indianapolis. (23:34-1:01:17) Segments include Mike Greenbergs dumb rules for the NIT, (1:03:55-1:06:01) Protect the Shield,(1:06:02-1:08:32) PR 101 for Lonzo Ball losing a shooting contest to Lil Bow Wow, (1:08:33-1:10:36) Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor and Guys on Chicks. (1:10:36-1:18:40)
Blake Bortles is getting PAID and we bought a basketball team (2:17 - 6:37). Olympics are over and everyone loves Curling (6:37 - 11:21). PFT had an accident (11:21 - 13:25). Whos Back of the Week including Zaza PaCheapShot (13:25 - 22:50). Dan Dakich joins the show to talk about the Sean Miller news, where the NCAA goes from here, and the fact that he just found out Chris Farley is dead (22:50 - 50:29). Charlotte Bobcats Forward Frank Kaminsky joins the show to talk about playing high level College Basketball and the broken NCAA system (50:29 - 63:15). Segments include Tebow Update, he's hurt. Stay Woke Geno Smith believes the earth is flat and PR 101 for Marcus Peters.
Mr. Portnoy, Crashing Rick Pitino's Press Conference, Matt Jones, And We Bought A Website
You are now listening to a podcast that owns a website, DraftJoshAllen.com, the one stop shop for all your Josh Allen news. Brain Dump Friday where we talk about drunk ideas we've had in the past week (2:10-14:26). A recap of crashing Rick Pitino's press conference on Wednesday plus Matt Jones from Kentucky Sports Radio calls in to talk about the banner coming down and how Kentucky will do in the tourney (15:51-35:52). Mr Portnoy calls in with a fresh batch of complaints, including the brightness of his phone, twitter impersonators, and Big Cat "accidentally" reveals Mr Portnoy's passwords (35:56-1:00:27). Segments include Olympic Update (1:03:35-1:08:17), Sabermetrics (1:08:18-1:10:10), E-Sports update with Darren Rovell (1:10:11-1:11:30), and Mike Greenberg's dumb rules (1:11:31-1:15:55).
Louisville is vacating titles and we're not making any of the jokes you think we're going to make. Olympics are still going on (2:10-8:40). Hot Seat/Cool Throne with a deep dive on Steven Seagal becoming a cryptocurrency ambassador and how Golf is now problematic (8:41-22:34). Jaguars QB Blake Bortles joins the show to talk about the Jags playoff run, what Tom Brady said to him after the AFC Championship game, Wikipedia Club for Leap Days, and a crazy fan that showed up to his house (23:45-41:22). Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk NHL, bash basketball, and explain the time the Penguins made him change his jersey number because Sidney Crosby's parents kept getting confused (42:15-1:04:16). Segments include Josh Allen Update (1:07:02-1:10:06), he's tall and can throw it far, Sabermetrics for Lebron vs MJ(1:10:07-1:14:32), Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor and Guys on Chicks (1:14:33-1:21:28).
Coach Tom Crean And Rapoport Calls In To Tell His Side Of His Firing
We started a Nascar drug scandal and NBA All Star Weekend bored us (2:10-7:13). Who's Back of the Week featuring penetration, Tiger Woods, and Tebow (7:14-13:53). Coach Tom Crean joins the show to talk about the wild weekend in College Basketball, how to properly prepare a team for a conference road game, what happens when the refs aren't calling fouls for your team, and which team he likes as his dark horse this March (16:17-45:26). Rapoport calls in to talk about his firing from Barstool (45:30-50:03). Segments include Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules NBA playoff seeding (52:27-54:35), Respect the Biz for ESPN deleting an article because of advertisers,(54:36-56:45) Olympic Update (they're still going on), and the debut of "Top of the Charts" where we look at the podcasts above us in the rankings and try to figure out what they're doing to beat us (56:46-1:02:55).
Nascar Driver Denny Hamlin And Eagles Lane Johnson
Brain Dump Friday. NBA All Star Weekend and we get a little weird with the start of the show. Josh Allen update, still tall. We're going to try to create the world's worst app, Jes-Its the Cheez-Its for Church (don't worry it will make sense, maybe), and set an ambitious goal to either get everyone to start watching a fake Netflix show or the Tommy Lee Pam Anderson Sex Tape (2:10-18:06). Nascar Driver and former Daytona 500 Champion Denny Hamlin joins the show to explain to us how race car driving is a real sport, how many guys illegally use adderall, what happens when you want to fight a guy, and how lame Joey Logano is (19:46-45:40). Segments include Tampering, where everyone tampers with Kirk Cousins including us (48:01-51:13). Take Quake for Mike Francesca saying Jason Kelce should be cut for swearing, (51:14-54:12) Stay Woke on Bill Walton accidentally leaking WatchESPN's Big Brother conspiracy,(54:12-58:43) and Jimbos with Super Bowl Champion Lane Johnson as well as a discussion about his viral Patriots comments (58:51-1:11:48).
NBA with Rachel Nichols + Guys on Chicks with Paige Spiranac And Chase Carter
Valentines Day is here and we're doing a bonus Mt Rushmore of things we love about sports (2:10-13:20). Olympic Update (13:21-16:09). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Esteban Loaiza, CD's, and Papa John (16:10-25:30). Rachel Nichols joins the show to talk about the new look Cavs, who can win the West, Isaiah Thomas, and the wine problem in the NBA (27:29-1:00:13). Segments include Just Chill Out Man for RGIII having cyber sex in his instagram comments (1:01:55-1:05:00). Kickers Psychology Couch for Markelle Fultz, and not to brag but we called it everyone is addicted to the Vino (1:05:01-1:09:17). Special Guys on Chicks with SI Swimsuit models Paige Spiranic and Chase Carter to finish off the show (1:09:18-1:19:48).
Sammy Sosa is now a Cowboy and we just survived our first weekend without Football (2:15-7:15). Yu Darvish signs with the Cubs and we workshop T-Shirt ideas (7:16-13:10). Who's Back of the Week including an Olympic Update because Kim Jung Un's sister is hot (13:11-22:41). Former Heisman trophy winner Johnny Manziel joins the show to talk about his college career, what went wrong in the NFL, what he learned about his failures, and what he's doing to get back to playing football (24:05-1:05:09). Segments include Respect the Biz Ron Borges writing fake news about Tom Brady (1:07:04-1:10:28), Sabermetrics the Cavs now have 4 robins to Lebron's Batman (1:10:29-1:12:10), the debut of "Soggy Sorrows" where we douse someone in water and talk about their team losing (1:14:32-1:17:06). Kings Stay Kings Skip Bayless debating his wife about Lebron (1:17:07-1:19:55) and Trouble in Paradise Sex In The City girls all hate each other (1:19:56-1:21:44).
NBA Trade Deadline W/ Ryen Russillo And SB 52 Champ Lane Johnson
The Cavs have traded everyone and somehow got better? Did Lebron get rid of D-Wade because he's jealous that he gets his ass eaten?(2:10-8:06) Philly has a parade for their Eagles and Jason Kelce won the day (8:06-10:34). Ryen Russillo joins the show to break down how the Cavs got better, the Lakers making smart decisions, and how sad it is for Isaiah Thomas now(11:52-31:00). Super Bowl 52 Champion Lane Johnson joins the show to talk about his crazy rise to being one of the best O-Lineman in the NFL, the TB12 Method vs the Lane Johnson Method, what is was like winning the Super Bowl, and Doug Pederson's big balls(33:01-1:02:01). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers for Adam Schefter, (1:03:01-1:04:04) Olympic Update we actually know nothing about these Olympics(1:08:05-1:10:50), the debut of "Take Quake”, (1:10:51-1:14:08) Trouble in Paradise for Kobe and Shaq, (1:08:09-1:15:32) and a bonus guys on chicks (1:15:33-1:22:10).
NBA Writer Zach Harper, Coach Charlie Weis And Shark Tank Of New Segments
Time travel episode. We finished taping at 7 pm and all hell broke loose in the sports world so we went back to the office at midnight to wrap up all the story lines (2:10-18:25). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Elon Musk rockets and Mike Tice retiring because no one will listen to him anymore (18:26-30:09). NBA Writer Zach Harper (@TalkHoops) joins the show to catch us up on the 2017-18 season and which teams are frauds (31:30-55:31). Coach Charlie Weis joins us to talk about his football career, Belichick, and the famous parrot in his house(56:51-1:12:00). Segment Shark Tank where we figure out new segments. "Piss and Tell", "6 Degrees of blaming Robert Griffin", "Take Quakes", "Genes Friday", "Soggy Sorrows", "You Triggered Bro", and "E-Sports Update with Darren Rovell" featuring Darren Rovell . We end the show with bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor. BONUS INTRO BEFORE ALL THE NEWS BROKE What does it mean for the world now that it has set in that the Eagles are Super Bowl Champions. We wrap up some lingering SB 52 story lines including poop eating fans, should we be a Free Meek Mill podcast, and Gronk's house getting robbed (1:30:33-1:38:36).
The Philadelphia Eagles have won the Super Bowl and we're here to recap it all. Doug Pederson calling the game of his life. Nick Foles becoming Elite out of nowhere. Gronk almost winning it for the Patriots. Malcom Butler getting benched before the game (2:10-19:45). Who's Back of the Week (19:45-26:44). Pro Bowl Tight End Greg Olsen joins the show to talk about Cam Newton's Heiroglyphics, the U, how much longer his career will last, and a bonus Mt Rushmore of things you do when Football season is over (28:40-1:03:37). Segments include Trouble in Paradise for Aaron Rodgers(1:06:05-1:07:47), Kings stay Kings for Dan Snyder (1:07:48-1:11:48), Thoughts and Prayers to Kevin Hart (1:11:49-1:13:20), Respect the Biz for everyone being cold in Minnesota(1:13:21-1:15:14), and the debut of Rate that Reilly Tweet special Super Bowl Edition (1:15:15-1:18:40).
10X Pro Bowler Joe Thomas + 5X Pro Bowler Luke Kuechly
Super Bowl 52 is almost here and we give our official preview and prediction plus our made up pro bets (2:05-15:28). Recap of the "Two Bills" 30 for 30 aka Football Guy Porn (15:29-21:37). Cleveland Browns Left Guard and 10X Pro Bowler Joe Thomas joins the show to talk about his career, what it's like playing for teams that haven't had a ton of success, his podcasting, and life in the NFL for linemen (23:12-44:50). 5X Luke Kuechly joins the show to talk about Football, Cam Newton's weird instagram posts, concussions, and skyline chili (46:42-1:03:16). Segments include hmmm for Cam Lebron to the Warriors (1:05:07-1:08:06), Dad to Dad for Tom Brady mouth kissing his son (1:08:08-1:10:27), Just chill out man for Demaurice Smith (1:10:28-1:11:24), That's enough internet for today (1:1:25-1:12:55), and the return of Jimbos (1:12:56-1:17:32).
Washington Redskins Quarterback Alex Smith and Scott Zolak
We are live from Vandy Moss in Minneapolis. Alex Smith has been traded and the NFL has lost its mind. Super Bowl storyline update and Bill Belichick stole everyone's breath with his plane fedora. Blake Griffin is going to Detroit and DeAndre Jordan may be being stalked by Steve Ballmer. (2:02-13:10) Hot Seat/Cool Throne included Russia and male breast reduction (13:12-20:45). Washington Redskins QB Alex Smith joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, silencing the haters, what it was like being on a SB team he wasn't starting for, the burden of the Number 1 pick, and what Andy Reid smells like (22:45-55:19). Patriots Radio analyst and former QB Scott Zolak joins the show to talk about being a Bill Belichick whisperer, his twitter game, and how he made a song famous at Patriots games (56:20-1:12:46). Segments include Hurt or Injured for Kevin Love (1:15:!2-1:16:50), Sabermetrics for Brett Favre's pregame speech for the Eagles (1:16:52-1:17:56) and As a white guy the Indians are changing their logo (1:17:57-1:19:21).
Philadelphia Eagles Chris Long And SB Prop Bets With Chad Millman
Super Bowl Week is here and we've landed in Minneapolis. The media will be happy because Radio Row is literally in a food court this year (we weren't invited). People Forget the Eagles and Patriots once played in the Super Bowl (2:08-13:50). Who's Back featuring no name jerseys, rats cleaning themselves, and the AVN award Jews Love Black Cocks (13:52-23:30). Philadelphia Eagles' Chris Long joins the show to talk about Super Bowl prep, what it's like playing his old team, advice he gives the young guys on how to handle the fishbowl of the Super Bowl, and the creation of the underdog masks (24:55-49:07). Chad Millman from the Action Network joins the show to break down our favorite Super Bowl prop bets including coin flip, national anthem, and the Gatorade shower color (50:37-1:05:59). Segments include Trouble in Paradise update for the Cleveland Cavaliers (1:08:12-1:12:52) , Talking Tennis for Roger Federer and an emergency Man Card for Jon Heyman (1:13:11-1:15:32), plus Hank Hot in the Streets what the hell is Fortnite (1:16:22-1:18:34).
Fred Smoot, NFL HoFer Isaac Bruce, And We Draft Our XFL Teams
The XFL is back and it's going to change football forever (it will probably suck). We come up with Mike Greenberg Dumb Rules for the XFL including linebackers with knives, hoop pylons, and player vs fan fights (2:20-17:09). The NBA drafted their All Star teams and we ask how Kyrie ended up on Team Lebron and was Steph Curry drunk when he put his team together (17:10-21:25). Former NFL Cornerback Fred Smoot joins the show to talk about the famous Vikings Dildo Party on Lake Minnetonka, how he invented twitter, and perfecting one's trash talking game (22:50-43:49). Future Hall of Famer Isaac Bruce joins the show to talk about his career, did Kurt Warner ever swear, and the impact the greatest show on turf had on the NFL (43:53-56:13). Segments include Hermatology - Herm Edwards just found out what college recruiting is(58:13-59:57). Just Chill out man for the Kansas fan that showed up to Udoka Azubuike's dorm to try and fix his free throw shooting(59:59-1:03:11). PR 101 for Draymond calling Brian Windhorst "no neck" and the return of Explain it to Hank (1:03:11- 1:13:40).
CBB With Mark Titus + Old Lebron James vs Young Lebron James
As the number 1 Josh Allen podcast we start the show breaking down the news that Josh Allen is not only tall but also has huge hands (2:12-6:40). NBA drama all over the league. The Cavs don't think Kevin Love was actually sick. Lebron writes an Instagram note to himself on an accomplishment he has yet to achieve. And Jason Kidd/Giannis vs The Bucks (6:40-20:00). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the human race, Vince McMahon, and NBA trade machines (20:01-31:45). College Basketball Expert Mark Titus joins the show to talk about Duke getting all the recruits, who is a real threat out of the Big 12, Trae Young mania, and which teams have a legitimate chance at winning the National Championship. Sorry not Sorry for a TN High School Football team that was told not to pray before games so prayed even more (1:01:27-1:02:21). Sabermetrics Super Bowl jersey colors (1:02:22-1:05:01). Bachelor Talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (1:05:02-1:06:55). Talking Tennis, Embrace Debate and Guys on Chicks with an ending that has all 3 of us speechless (1:06:56-1:17:40).
Championship Sunday and Chris Berman is back doing Primetime (2:17 - 6:23). We break down both games including Patriots mental toughness, what was Doug Marrone thinking, Nick Foles coming out party, and Case Keenum's demise (6:23 - 18:34). Who's Back of the Week talking Duke's recruiting class and Super Bowl storylines you'll absolutely hate (18:34 - 26:56). Former Steeler and Super Bowl Champion Willie Colon joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, fighting players in game, Rex Ryan the motivator, and Bruce Arians being on the funniest guys he played for (26:56 - 58:41). Segments include Peter King ate the trash again, a dramatic reading of Darren Rovell's Gronk tweet, Lebron Blames, Drunk Ideas, and Hank explains Tide Pods plus bonus drunk ideas.
NFL Championship Weekend + we've decided we're officially a Josh Allen podcast now. Talk about Jags/Patriots, Tom Brady's Hand, Vikes/Eagles and will Philly burn to the ground (2:35-17:05). In honor of the Fake News awards we give out the Fake Sports News Awards (17:08-22:17). Former NFL QB Chris Simms joins the show to talk about his hate for Blake Bortles, breaks down Championship weekend, his relationship with Jon Gruden and Jeff Fisher, and the time he almost died(23:27-1:01:21). Segments include Problematic for Adam Schefter missing the Todd Haley scoop because he was reporting on the NBA (1:03:51-1:06:04). Dad to Dad for Lane Kiffin hiring Charlie Weis Jr. (1:06:05-1:07:48) Uhh Ya Think for Roman Reigns using steroids (1:07:50-1:10:20) and roasts with Uncle Chaps (1:10:22-1:17:52).
Coach Bill Cowher + Fight Scene Spoilers With Blake Griffin
Huge NBA Drama. The guys break down the Clippers/Rockets fight and who is to blame the most. Trouble in paradise for the Cavs after they did an anonymous media press conference saying their team sucks (2:10-14:08) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including President Trump's height (he's the same size as Big Cat therefore not fat) and Ben McAdoo(14:10-25:37). Former Steelers Coach and Super Bowl winner Bill Cowher joins the show to talk about life without football, coaching in the NFL, and what Head Coach vacancies are the most appealing even though he's not coaching again, probably(26:49-46:03). Segments include Spoilers with special recurring guest Blake Griffin where we break down famous fight scenes in a total coincidence after Monday's drama(49:01-50:09). PR 101 for Tom Cable's wife erasing bad things on his wikipedia page(59:11-1:04:07). Plus Rone joins us for a special edition of Bachelor Talk and Guys on Chicks (1:04:08-1:18:38).
Fastest 2 minutes for Divisional Round Weekend (2:17 - 5:52). Break down each game including the insane ending in Minnesota, Nick Foles finding a way, the Patriots steamrolling the Titans and the stunner in Pittsburgh (5:52 - 17:54). Plus bonus Mt Rushmore of things you do to cope with a bad loss for Steelers and Vikings fans (17:54 - 26:15) . Who's Back of the Week (26:15 - 33:38) - . Former Denver running back and NFL Hall of Famer Terrell Davis joins the show to talk about his career, what it was like playing with John Elway, whether it's better to have a short unbelievable career or a longer average career, and Championship Sunday in 1999 where celebrating the Falcons win over the Vikings almost cost the Broncos the AFC Championship game (33:38 - 73:31). Segments include Respect The Biz for golf cameramen, remembering Keith Jackson, Talking Soccer, and Embrace Debate "are we wrong to not like Tony Romo as an announcer?"
Former NHL Mutt Ryan Whitney And NFL Draft Scout Matt Miller
Divisional Round is here and we go through all our picks and story lines for the best weekend in Football (2:20 - 18:40). Big Cat reveals a podcasting/diet secret (18:40 - 22:20). Former NHL Player Ryan Whitney joins the show to catch up on hockey, explain what the hell is going on with the Olympics, and bashes Basketball (22:20 - 39:27). NFL Draft Scout Matt Miller joins the show to talk about the new coaching hires, the biggest weaknesses in this weekend's games, and ranks the Quarterbacks in the 2018 Draft (39:27 - 57:12). Segments include Connect the Dots, Just Chill out Man for the former 49ers exec who wants to lube up Jimmy G, Dad to Dad for Lavar vs Lebron, the return of Spoilers, Thats enough internet for the day, and Jimbos.
NFL HoFer Jerome Bettis And Raiders WR Cordarrelle Patterson
Nick Saban has won another National Title and he's probably already recruiting. We have Tua mania and feel bad for Kirby Smart (2:20 - 9:07). Jon Gruden announced as new Raiders Head Coach (9:07 - 13:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (13:30 - 27:26). NFL Hall of Fame Running Back Jerome Bettis joins the show to talk about Football, how the game has changed, what it was like being thicc and quick, and why he should say sorry for the Steelers Super Bowl win over the Seahawks (27:26 - 53:15). Segments include Embrace Debate how do you pronounce the name Matt Nagy. Sport of the future update for Lacrosse. Hermatology with a Herm Edwards update. Bachelor for guys that don't watch the Bachelor and special guest Cordarrelle Patterson from the Oakland Raiders joins the show to talk about Jon Gruden and Guys on Chicks.
Wild Card Weekend Fastest 2 Minutes (2:20 - 5:14). The guys go game by game recapping the first round of the NFL Playoffs (5:14 - 19:48). Who's Back of the Week including OJ Simpson and Shorts (19:48 - 29:35). Former Arkansas Head Football Coach Bret Bielema joins the show to talk about how to gameplan against Alabama, what it's like talking to Nick Saban before the game, and the Karma tweet (29:35 - 42:04). SI CFB writer Andy Staples joins the show to talk about the National Championship game, SEC Fatigue, and who the best coach in Florida is (42:04 - 60:08). Segments include Not to brag but we called it with the Patriots in fighting, Grumors Finale, Respect the Biz, Kings stay Kings for Jeff Triplette, and a full CFB Title Game pump up.
Wild Card Weekend is here and we're excited for some playoff football. Andy Reid in cold weather, Jacksonville is limiting table sales, and we're still waiting for the Falcons to put it all together (2:20 - 15:32). Former Browns and Jets Head Coach Eric Mangini joins the show to talk about the playoffs, what he learned from his life in the NFL, and how dieting with Rob Ryan isn't always easy (15:32 - 60:16). Segments include a "Sheeeeeesh" update, Put one in his earhole Josh Rosen, PR 101 Rich Rodriguez, Humans vs the Sun, and we do our New Years Resolutions for 201678
Danny Kanell And An Intervention For Lebron The Wine Addict
Marvin Lewis is still the Bengals coach and we have our theories as to how this is possible (2:20 - 8:19). The debut of the newest hit single "Love Watching NFL Football", the song to recap the 2017 NFL season (8:19 - 11:27). We have an intervention for Lebron being a Wine addict (11:27 - 17:22). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (17:22 - 27:51). Danny Kanell joins the show to talk about the CFB playoffs being a mess, who is his favorite quarterback in the 2018 draft, and how he plans to be more likable on twitter in 2018 (27:51 - 57:10). Segments include Hurt or Injured Andrew Luck, NPR - the case of Todd Haley being pushed outside of a bar on New Years Eve. Hank Hot In The Streets, Logan Paul is a douchebag. Bachelor Talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor and Guys on Chicks
We're back from a week off too much beer, food, and football. Recapping an unbelievable Rose Bowl and Bama kicking the shit out of Clemson (2:10-8:08). Week 17 in the NFL was wild and the Bills are back in the playoffs for this first time in almost 20 years. Brown suck, Joe Flacco might suck, and Mark Davis is going to hire Jon Gruden because he wants a best friend.(8:09-22:13) Who's Back of the Week, Big Cat's diet, The Big 10, and the Winter Classic (22:36-30:25). Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio joins the show to talk about all the NFL firings and what coaching vacancy is the most coveted. He also updates us on his terrible Fantasy Season (33:16-1:00:59). Segments include Kings Stay Kings Gronk ended the season with 69 catches, Lane Kiffin texts Saban's wife, and Skip Bayless remains the king of shitty takes (1:03:09-1:06:51). Not to brag but we called it, Sabermetrics for Jimmy Graham being a unicorn according the Russell Wilson (1:09:03-1:10:30) and Embrace Debate, what year is it now (1:10:32-1:12:15). *Alleged Diet, because Hank and PFT think theres no chance he actually sticks to any type of diet whatsoever.
Best Of 2017 With Jim Harbaugh, Theo Epstein, Tom Crean, Bill Walton, Danica Patrick And More
We end the year with our best of episode. Starting with the best Coaches interviews we revisit our time with Jim Harbaugh (4:02-16:05), Geno Auriemma (16:58-21:49), Tom Crean (21:51-31:38), Jay Wright (32:20-37:12), Bob Stoops (37:13-43:30).Next up we have the random interviews we loved including Canelo Alvarez(46:22-49:03), Anthony Scaramucci (50:17-53:47), Danica Patrick (53:48-57:12) Ice Cube (57:13-58:12) and Mark Teixeira (53:13-1:00:28).Our personal favorites with Theo Epstein (1:02:28-1:12:05), Bill Walton (1:13:42-1:25:05) and Hank Azaria (1:25:07-1:29:15).Finally we wrap up the best of with our favorite recurring guests including Stu Feiner (1:30:47-1:34:33), Marlins Man(1:37:52-1:39:26), Mr Portnoy (1:39:30-1:44:58) Blake Bottles (1:45:54-1:49:50),Billy Football (1:49:51-1:52:42) and and our favorite segments including the bonus segment from Las Vegas we don't talk about.
Former NFL OL Geoff Schwartz And CFB Expert Tom Fornelli
NFL Week 16 Recap and NFL Week 17 preview amidst our Christmas week food hangovers. Should America be allowed to kick the Titans out of the playoffs? Coach Firing season and we throw out the dark horse coaches to be fired(2:10-16:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including an explanation of Cardi B and Offset breaking up then making up(17:29-30:42). Former NFL O-Lineman Geoff Schwartz joins the show to talk about his playing career in the NFL and our new segment "Flaw and Order" where we break down the flaws of all the Super Bowl Contenders.(31:10-54:29) CBS Sports College Football Expert Tom Fornelli joins the show to talk about the College Football Playoffs and why a motivated Nick Saban is the scariest thing in the entire world.(56:23-1:15:14) Perspective with Lebron James (1:17:32-1:19:28), NBA Torch passing update,(1:19:32-1:21:32) Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules fixing NFL Replay(1:21:36-1:23:33) and Guys on Chicks(1:23:32-1:27:49).
Before we get to NFL Week 16 preview we have an intervention for Big Cat being a 32 year old man who is addicted to Call of Duty. What's at stake in the second to last NFL regular season weekend plus the Browns are probably going to win this Sunday.(2:20-17:13) Fantasy Fuckbois.(17:20-19:53) Our lawyer Mr Portnoy joins the show to talk about various legal issues as well as a year end Portnoy's Complaint.(23:31-47:38) Former San Diego Charger team doctor, Dr David Chao, joins the show to teach us about NFL injuries, ACL's, and other notable superstars that have been placed on IR this season.(47:40-58:59) Segments include Stay Woke is FSU even eligible for their bowl game?(1:04:15-1:06:26) Not to brag but we called it Apple is fucking us over with their iPhone updates.(1:06:27-1:08:17) Locker Room Talk and Jimbos.(1:10:28-1:18:44) Plus we lay out next week's schedule, no one freak out.
We're about to be taken over by Aliens and no one is talking about.(2:20-9:06) Embrace Debate what is the best popcorn in the Christmas 3 way popcorn cylinder as well as which Kobe is better 8 or 24.(9:09-15:30) Hot Seat/Cool Throne talking Chess nerds, Bowl game gifts, and Jerry Richardson being off the hook because it's not actually his heart that harassed people(15:38-27:29). Former Pro Bowl Running Arian Foster joins the show to talk about his NFL Career, the future of Football, the time he got owned by Billy Football on twitter, and his favorite Texans QB.(28:57-1:03:53) Segments include Sabermetrics for Lane Kiffin,(1:05:15-1:07:02) PR 101 for ESPN and James Brown tweeting out porn links(1:07:04-1:11:32). Kings Stay Kings for Jeff Fisher and a special Holiday Party edition of Guys on Chicks (1:11:33-1:21:14).
Fastest 2 minutes + NFL Week 15 Recap (2:20 - 6:21). The Patriots win in Pittsburgh, Big Ben's walking boot makes a comeback (6:21 - 10:27). The Jaguars are for real and the Packers are dead, we think (10:27 - 15:22). We recap our weekend in West Virginia and Hank's Big Fight (15:22 - 18:40). Who's Back of the Week (18:40 - 27:41). Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio joins the show to talk about Jerry Richardson, What a Catch is in the NFL, What coaches will be fired first, and what the hell is going on with Marvin Lewis in Cincinnati (27:41 - 49:10). Segments include Sorry Not Sorry for Mario Batali. Is Tom Brady Full of Shit. PR 101 for the Carolina Panthers and the debut of Hermatology where we talk about what the hell is going on with Herm Edwards at Arizona State.
We're live in beautiful West Virginia for Hank's big fight. NFL Week 15 Preview. Guess that Bowl Game and Fantasy Fuckbois(2:05-14:46). Former Chicago Bear and Future Hall of Famer Devin Hester joins the show to talk about his retirement, his favorite kick return, the Quarterback he liked the most, and whether or not he dreams in punt returns(16:57-34:58). Segments include Spinzone for Jeremy Kerley being visited by a ghost(37:10-39:06), Embrace Debate Stafford vs Russ Wilson(39:11-42:50), Kings Stay Kings Lavar Ball(42:51-44:13), Bad lip reading Lebron and Lonzo(44:14-46:14) and listener roasts read by All Business Pete(46:26-56:23)
Jeff Garcia And Bachelorette Winner Shawn Booth For Guys On Chicks
Holiday cheer is here and we're pumped about all the NFL Playoff scenarios. Hot Seat/Cool Throne with some Rough and Rowdy talk, RGIII is a misery consultant and Star Wars hype(12:54-23:11). Former NFL starting Quarterback Jeff Garcia joins the show to talk about the Eagles without Carson Wentz, what TO was like as a teammate, how a backup can win over a locker room, and the debut of the Jeff Garcia should be in the Hall of Fame movement(23:19-52:58). Segments include PR 101 for NFL Network(55:31-58:45), Is Tom Brady Full Of shit?(58:51-1:00:34) Trump/NASA Update(1:00:39-1:03:53), and Respect The Biz Derek Jeter(1:03:58-1:06:58). Bachelorette winner Shawn Booth joins the show for a special Guys on Chicks and some behind the scenes talk about reality television and how to be an alpha in a house full of 25 dudes(1:06:59-1:17:52).
Week 14 Recap and Carson Wentz has forced Philadelphia to reach peak sadness (2:12 - 10:30). Quick whip around of the league including snow game in Buffalo, AFC North battle, and Tom Savage had a seizure but hey look also the snow game in Buffalo (10:30 - 17:49). Giancarlo Stanton is a Yankee (17:49 - 22:07). Who Back of the week and an announcement that we are the first official Anti-Bullying podcast (22:07 - 32:01). Hall of Fame Wrestling announcer Jim Ross joins the show to talk about his career, why no one is ever allowed to sneeze around Vince McMahon, Andre the Giant's drinking abilities, and how Undertaker almost killed Mankind (32:01 - 62:26). Segments include Respect the Biz for the Las Vegas Knights twitter account, Jaggin Off with Uncle Chaps, Embrace Debate is Blake Bortles a Top 5 Quarterback in the NFL and a very emotional and personal Thoughts and Prayers.
Adam Morrison And Matt Jones From Kentucky Sports Radio
Thursday Night Football is back but your fantasy team is dead because Alvin Kamara got hurt. Week 14 preview and locks of the week(2:14-11:20). Fantasy Fuccbois(11:22-13:35). Former NBA Player and Gonzaga star Adam Morrison joins the show to catch up on his non existent apocalypse bunker, Gonzaga basketball, and the new Rage Against The Machine side project(14:52-28:41). Matt Jones from Kentucky Sports Radio joins us to talk about Coach Cal being on the hot seat, how Kentucky basketball will fare this season, and of course(30:32-46:00), Rick Pitino. Segments include stay woke for Rafael Palmiero(48:28-52:49), Trouble in Paradise for the Cleveland Browns(52:51-58:04), Protect The Shield for Goodell's new contract(58:06-1:00:37), Hmmm because Lebron bought a house in LA(1:00:38-1:01:50) and Explain It To Hank(1:01:52-1:08:40)
Football is dead because the AFC North is too real for this world. Ben McAdoodoo was fired and Big Cat's boss Alex Rodriguez stopped by the office for an ARod Corp business meeting(2:05-13:49). Hot Seat/Cool Throne(13:52-26:27). Former Heisman Trophy winner Matt Leinart joins the show to talk about his career at USC and in the NFL, Pete Carroll, social media, and we pitch him our Adam Sandler ideas(28:09-1:02:15). Segments include Dad to Dad for Lavar Ball pulling Liangelo out of college(1:03:45-1:08:48). Olympic Update, Russia is officially out. Well that makes sense(1:08:50-1:11:27), breaking down Herm Edwards press conference at Arizona State(1:11:28-1:16:12). And the return of guys on chicks with the first ever podcast gender reveal(1:16:13-1:22:12)
The Fastest 2 Minutes and Football Week comes to a conclusion in the Buffalo Airport as the guys recap a week on the road, the Big Ten Championship game and a Sunday with Bills Mafia (2:17 - 8:22). NFL Week 13 recap. Who's Back Of The Week and Football Guy of the Week (8:22 - 36:25). Pro Bowl Offensive Lineman Richie Incognito joins the show to talk about the Bills season, his hatred for Thursday night games, what it's like to go through a 5 interception half and tips for Hank's Rough and Rowdy fight (36:25 - 55:15). Segments include Let's Get Mad About College Football Online where we break down the Final 4 and how Nick Saban white knuckled his way to another playoff berth. Stay Classy for the Chiefs and Thoughts and Prayers for Eli Manning
Live from Indianapolis Football Week continues and Tiger is back. We talk NFL Week 13 and our Locks of the Week(2:05-13:04). Fantasy Fuckbois makes it's triumphant return(13:05-15:30). CBS College Football writer Tom Fornelli joins the show to talk about Championship Saturday and give us all the picks that will win you cash cash cash.(18:33-34:36) Former NFL Player Anthony "Spice" Adams joins us to talk about life in the league, his second career on the internet, and what an NFL locker room is like.(36:43-58:07) Coaching Carousel with Jeff Fisher, Mike Leach, and Herm Edwards. Sabermetrics for Chili's helping win football games.(59:05-1:07:03) PR 101 for Conor McGregor, Thoughts and Prayers for Ben Roethlisberger, Gronk Translations, and big game Jimbos(1:07:33-1:19:20).
We're in Pittsburgh in the middle of Football week on the way to Indianapolis (2:12 - 4:45). Eli Manning isn't the Giants quarterback anymore and the newest College Football rankings are out (4:45 - 12:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne and talk about Bit Coin Mania (12:30 - 22:17) . Former Pro Bowl Punter and now Podcast/Blogging extraordinaire Pat McAfee joins the show to talk about his transition out of the NFL, Bill Polian's personality test, and how the Pitt/West Virginia in 2007 changed his life for the better (22:17 - 63:51). Segments include Coaching Carousel and the debut of the song of the summer "Schiano Man".Protect the shield, Lebron Blames and Road Trip Q&A.
Philadelphia Eagles Chris Long, Beau Allen, and Jason Kelce
Live from Philadelphia it's Pardon My Take's Football Week with stops in Philly, Indianapolis, and Buffalo. Fastest 2 minutes plus a full breakdown of the NFL after 12 weeks with fraud or for real (2:12 - 7:59). Who's Back of the week talking Greg Schiano's brief stint at Tennessee and Christmas trees (7:59 - 30:59). Philadelphia Eagles Chris Long, Beau Allen and Jason Kelce join the show to talk about the 10-1 Eagles, life in the NFL, Wisconsin's Big Ten Championship chances, and why Travis and Jason Kelce are so different (30:59 - 55:02). Segments include Football Guy Of The Week, the debut of "Let's Get mad online about College Football Rankings", "Vino Chronicles" and "Translating Rob Gronkowski", plus sabermetrics for Chip Kelly and the coaching carousal in College Football.
Thanksgiving Special With Blake Bortles, Martin Truex Jr, Julian Edelman, and Billy Football
Special bonus double episode for Thanksgiving Week. We start with the NFL games on Thursday and coach firing season(2:05-12:31). Hot Seat/Cool Throne(13:25-26:10). Blake Bortles joins the show for a Wikipedia meeting on Thanksgiving and we talk about his 7-3 Jacksonville Jaguars(26:15-41:02). Special Mt Rushmore of Thanksgiving Activities/Food42:30-53:15)). Segments include PR 101 for Ray Allen getting catfished and the Braves losing all their prospects(53:17-59:58). Trump vs Lavar update and Shoe Roast(59:59-1:06:04). Billy Football joins the show to explain Net Neutrality to us as well as Higher Education/Guys on Chicks. 2017(1:06:52-1:15:33) Nascar Champion Martin Truex Jr joins us in studio after his Championship race on Sunday to talk NASCAR, what he would be doing if he wasn't a driver, and whether or not he should be able to wreck cars in high speed chases(1:15:35-1:30:43). New England Patriot Julian Edelman joins us to finish Part 1 of his interview last Wednesday. We talk more Brady and Belichick and other stories on his career in the NFL(1:31:30-1:53:34).
Lawrence Taylor and The Fastest 2 Minutes From Week 11
Week 11 is in the books and we have the fastest 2 minutes ( 1:58 - 6:37). Breakdown of the entire slate of games includes our love for the Nathan Peterman era, the AFC Wild Card race is disgusting, the Jaguars are 7-3 and the Eagles and Patriots both look unstoppable (6:37 - 19:04). Who's back of the week including Thanksgiving and suicidal Big Cat (19:04 - 26:30). Football Guy of the Week and a recap of Coach O's all time interview (26:30 - 32:10). NFL Hall of Famer and 2 Super Bowl Winner Lawrence Taylor joins the show to talk about his playing career, how he would fare in today's NFL, what the Giants should do with Ben McAdoo and we pitch him Adam Sandler movies because he was once in a movie with him that one time (32:10 - 62:41). Segments include Lavar vs Trump Update, Grumors, Locker Room talk for Jerry Jones calling Bob Kraft a pussy, and Stay Classy for Baker Mayfield.
NFL Week 11 preview including the good games and the Tom Savage vs Blaine Gabbert matchup(2:05-12:30). We pay homage to Mike and Mike's last show with a tribute song remembering all the good times(12:31-17:31). Chad Millman joins us to talk about his career as a Big J Journalist, how we can be smarter gamblers, what the bookmakers in Vegas know that we don't and his GUARANTEED winner lock of the week(18:43-35:32). 3X Super Bowl Champion Mark Schlereth joins the show (37:01-58:39) to talk about the 2017 NFL season thus far, what's wrong with the Broncos, and how much he lifts, not to brag (WATCH THE RETURN OF EXIT INTERVIEWS WITH MARK SCHLERETH). Segments include Fantasy Fuckbois (1:02:50-1:05:38), Grumors(1:06:20-1:07:40), People forget that the Giants are still under investigation(1:07:41-1:08:16), Uhhh ya think for Alabama and Auburn fans shooting each other(1:08:20-1:10:03), and Jimbos of the week(1:10:04-1:18:28)
Grayson Allen hating season is officially back and the return of College Basketball is official (2:02- 7:18). The new College Football rankings are released and Tiger Woods seems to be ready to dominate again (7:17 - 14:12). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a stay woke that Apple is making all of our old iPhones shitty so we're forced to buy the new one (14:12 - 23:42). 2X Super Bowl Champion Julian Edelman joins the show to talk about his new book "Relentless", how he made it in the NFL as an unheralded college player, whats it like playing in the Super Bowl and Questions from a first grader (more Julian Edelman coming next Wednesday with great Tom Brady/Bill Belichick stories) (23:42 - 63:43). Embrace Debate which Sex in the City character is Lebron James? Hmmmm for Kansas basketball player Billy Preston crashing his car, Sorry not Sorry for Papa John, People forget that the NY Giants are still under investigation and Guys on Chicks.
Fastest 2 Minutes from Week 11 and a full recap of the weekend of Football (2:02 - 7:53). The NFL is going to kick Jerry Jones out of the league, maybe ( 7:53 - 21:02). Who's Back of the Week and Football Guy of the Week (21:02 - 31:38). Frank Caliendo joins the show to talk about his career, what it was like working for pregame Football shows, how much money he's worth and a script reading Scarface (31:38 - 61:50). Segments include Mike Greenbergs Dumb Rules, Sabermetrics for the Giants, Uhhh Ya Think for Josh Beckett, Whats the internet mad at today and Thats enough internet. Thanks to our Sponsors: Omaha Steaks - for only $49.99, you can get my Family Gift Pack when you go to OmahaSteaks.com and enter my code PARDON Seat Geek - Just download the SeatGeek app and enter promo code TAKE today. That's promo code TAKE for $10 off your first SeatGeek purchase. Mugsy Jeans - You can get the best looking, most comfortable men's jeans ever made for just $98, and usecode PMT to get $10 plus a pack of Big League Chew—that's $10 off and a pack of nostalgiausing code PMT. Upstart - Skip the traditional, loan process and see HOW LOW your Upstart rate is NOW. It takes just two minutes to check your rate! That's Upstart.com/PMT My Bookie - Join now and MYBookie will match your deposit with up to a 50% bonus at MyBookie.ag
Color Rush Thursday was on fire with Seahawks lime green jerseys, Russ Wilson's fake concussion and Richard Sherman injury watch ( 2:02 - 9:09). We imagine what it would be like if Bruce Arians started wearing a G.I.L.I booty suit and NFL Week 10 Picks (9:09 - 20:17). Fantasy Fuckbois gets you ready for the weekend (20:17 - 22:23). Peter King joins the show to explain Jerry Jones and Ezekiel Elliot to us like we're 5 years old and we also ask him what happens when he decides to eat the twitter trash (27:51 - 50:32). Segments include Uhh Ya Think for OJ Simpson, Spinzone for ARod Corp, Hurt or Injured for Vince Carter and Ned Yost, Radio Wars for Mike Felger saying Roy Halladay's death was deserved, Humans vs the Sun and Bill Nye is a Fraud. Emergency Jimbo for Big Cat having another "accident" and the return of Roasts.
NBA Drama and Lebron expresses his anger with someone using year old Arthur memes(2:05-8:51). Hot Seat/Cool Throne includes twitter going to 280 characters, Liangelo Ball shoplifting in China and Lamar Odom passing out at the club(8:52-20:09). Former NHL player Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk about the hockey season, who is going to win the Stanley Cup, and the Vegas Knights being a great bet at home(21:23-36:45). Our lawyer Mr Portnoy joins the show to talk about tort law, Rand Paul getting beat up by his neighbor, and Portnoy's complaints(37:58-59:01). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers Roy Halladay(1:01:53-1:02:27), Embrace Debate throwback - who would you take in the 2012 draft RGIII or Andrew Luck?(1:02:30-1:07:16) Hurt or Injured Aaron Rodgers and Guys on Chicks(1:07:17-1:15:16).
NFL Week 9 Fastest 2 minutes with our old friend Angelo Palantonio (2:20 - 8:05). Recap of the weekend of Football (8:05 - 17:17). Who's Back of the Week (18:17 - 26:15). Football guy of the week including PJ Fleck and Coach O (26:15 - 32:29). Mike Pereira joins us to talk about the weekend of football, how replay is hurting the game, and whether the NFL will ever apologize for the Zach Miller catch (22:29 - 55:18). Oakland Raiders Offensive Lineman Marshall Newhouse calls in after Sunday Night Football to give us a play by play of his now famous helicopter fumble (55:18 - 62:20). Segments include Mike Greenbergs dumb rules, Put one in his earhole for Leonard Fournette, Connect the Dots Pizza Wars, and trouble in paradise for the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Houston won the World Series and immediately got their heart crushed with the Deshaun Watson news (2:07 - 10:12). NFL Week 9 Picks (10:12 - 12:07). Fantasy Fuckbois (12:07 - 15:52). Former White House Director Of Communications Anthony Scaramucci aka The Mooch joins the show to talk about everything from sports, to investing, to women's sunglasses (15:52 - 48:37). Our old friend Randy Moss (the white one) joins the show to talk about the Breeders Cup and his winners for the big weekend in Del Mar (48:37 - 59:19). Segments include Man Card, Connect the Dots for the Egyptian Temples, the debut of the newest segment "Being the bigger man" and the return of Jimbos of the Week.
Game 7 of the World Series is upon us and as journalists we talk about what story lines we're rooting for (2:20 - 6:22). The NFL learned how to trade, except for the Browns (6:22 - 13:11). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (13:11 - 22:08). NFL Network's Ian Rapoport joins the show to break down the wild NFL trades and who is to blame for the Bengals/Browns botched AJ McCarron deal (22:08 - 36:17). UCONN's women's head basketball coach Geno Auriemma joins the show to talk about his new podcast, what NBA teams he would coach, and College basketball in general (36:17 - 60:22). Segments include Peter King ate the trash again, Kings stay Kings for Nick Saban, the debut of the newest segment is Tom Brady full of shit, and Guys on Chicks.
Before we get to a full recap of one the craziest World Series games ever, NFL Week 8 and the fastest 2 minutes (2:02 - 6:58). Who's Back of the Week and Football Guy of the Week (6:58 - 20:17). Former MLB Pitcher and co-host of the Starting 9 podcast Dallas Braden joins the show to recap an insane Game 5 of the World Series (20:17 - 37:34). Jacksonville Jaguars starting Quarterback Blake Bortles joins the show for the return of the Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club (topics are Halloween and Jaguars). Segments include Grumors for the heightened Jon Gruden coaching Rumors, Hmmmm for the Oklahoma City plane incident, Talking Soccer, Protect the Shield for Roger Goodell maybe losing his job, and thoughts and prayers for Jim McElwain being fired at Florida.
Ryan Mallett vs Matt Moore and the guys remember some of the shittiest QB matchups in NFL history(2:05-10:40). Week 8 picks and the Fantasy Fuckbois(10:48-15:28). Very special guest, the return of Billy Football live from College(17:41-44:31). Billy has very difficult news to break to us and we talk about what the hell he'll do in the offseason. Segments include Thoughts and Prayers to Joe Girardi (44:10-46:26) , Locker Room Talk for Jim Tomsula(46:30-48:01), Stay Woke on the JFK files(48:05-49:23), Bad Visual for Brandon McCarthy and Explain it to Hank(49:38-58:11).
The death of Barstool Van Talk. The guys talk about what went wrong with their ESPN2 show that was cancelled on Monday night. What they would have done differently and what the future holds (2:20 - 29:24). NBC Sports Dan Patrick joined the show as the second and last guest of Barstool Van Talk. We talked about his career at ESPN and pitched him shitty Adam Sandler movies that we think should be greenlit (29:24 - 64:55). Segments include Talking Baseball, Uhh Ya Think for Markelle Fultz's injury, bad sports town for Austin Texas, and Guys on Chicks.
NFL Week 7 and the Fastest 2 minutes in Football (2:16 - 7:44). Contenders/Pretenders and Who's Back Of The Week (7:44 - 24:01). Football Guy of the Week (24:01 - 32:57). Mike Florio joins the show to talk about all the NFL story lines including Ezekiel Elliot, Teddy Bridgewater, and his Fantasy Team (32:57 - 51:14). Former MLB Pitcher Dan Haren joins the show to talk about the World Series, what it's like game planning for the Dodgers and Jose Altuve, and whether or not he's a Big Baller (51:14 - 69:19). Segments include Locker Room Talk for Kyrie Irving, Trouble in Paradise for the Phoenix Suns, Kings Stay Kings for Vontaze Burfict and Man Card for New Orleans Saints.
The Cubs are dead. Deader than dead. But Tommy Lasorda is alive, for now. Raiders/Chiefs and how it's fucked up Oakland is losing their football team(2:05-14:20). Playmakers Book Club, we watched the first 19 minutes of Episode 4 (forgot to finish the full episode, sorry)(15:20-18:21). NFL Picks(18:25-20:11). Michael Rapaport joins the show to talk about his new book, making a TV show, his beef with Bill Simmons, and the cat situation in his backyard(22:42-53:47). Segments include Fantasy Fuckbois(55:34-57:47), Sorry not Sorry(59:07-1:00:22), A phone call to Jason Kidd asking him to come on Barstool Van Talk(1:00:29-1:06:44), and Explain it to Hank(1:06:50-1:11:14.)
The Cubs are in trouble and Gordon Hayward is dead (broken ankle) (2:12 - 7:14). The guys talk about Barstool Van Talk Episode 1 that premiered on ESPN2 (7:14 - 16:11). MLB Playoffs and start to the NBA season. Hot Seat/Cool Throne (16:11 - 23:29). Recurring guest HoFer Scott Van Pelt joins the show live from Vanny Woodhead for an extended interview about how we sold out and what has changed at ESPN plus an update on how he's dealing with twitter trolls (23:29 - 47:52. Segments include Trouble in paradise for the Bulls, Explain it to ourselves for Ezekiel Elliot, Mike Greenbergs Dumb Rules, Protect the Shield, and Guys on Chicks.
Fastest 2 Minutes in Football for Week 6 ( 2:24 - 7:16). We have recency bias on which teams are good in the NFL and playoff baseball talk (7:16 - 22:59). Who's Back of the Week (22:59 - 38:40). Football Guy of the Week featuring Will Muschamp putting his face in fire (28:30 - 36:46). UFC President Dana White joins the show to talk about Mayweather/McGregor, what it's like to promote a fight, why he has a girl's name, and upcoming UFC 217 (36:46 - 64:30). Segments include Trouble in Paradise for the Browns, Grumors with Jon Gruden in Knoxville, Talking Soccer, and Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules for the Patriots/Jets ending.
Pardon My Take is getting a television show called "B******* V** T***", every Tuesday starting next week, 1 am eastern time on *****. The guys talk about the entire process of getting the show, what it means to them and Barstool and details on how it will all work. DONT WORRY NOTHING IS CHANGING WITH PARDON MY TAKE. We get serious though (Brazzers Music) (20:57 -43:01)
Baseball has been rained out and Dusty Baker is losing his mind. In honor of no playoff baseball we do an emergency Mt Rushmore of rainy day activities ( 2:20 - 12:39). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (12:39 - 29:16). Denver Bronco Von Miller joins the show to talk about the NFL, his sack dances, fart fines, and twitter trolls (28:16 - 51:45). Segments include Protest Power Rankings, Hurt or Injured, the saddest Talking Soccer of all time, Embrace Debate, and guys on chicks.
Fastest 2 minutes of Football for NFL Week 5. The Dolphins O-Line coach loves cocaine, allegedly. Big Ben may be done and JJ Watt's ambulance stole the show ( 2:20 - 19:59) Who's Back of the Week and Football Guy of the Week (19:59 - 31:35). We welcome on former Colt and Wisconsin Badger Jim Sorgi to talk about backing up Peyton Manning, getting choked by Ohio State, and the mentality of a backup QB in the NFL (31:35 - 53:31). We had about 10 minutes with recurring guest Vince Wilfork to talk about the sounds quarterbacks make when they get sacked and the U being back (53:31 - 63:31). Segments include Hurt or Injured for the entire Giants roster, Talking Soccer, Whats the internet mad about today, and PR 101 for Aroldis Chapman.
Thursday Night Football and Nick Folk is unemployed (please credit PMT) (2:02 - 9:28). Playoff Baseball and Week 5 NFL Preview with our locks of the week (9:28 - 19:01). Playmakers Episode 2 recap (19:01 - 24:16). 2X World Series Champion David Ross joins the show to talk about winning the World Series, playoff baseball, pitchers being lunatics, and how long he partied last October (24:16 - 56:56). Segments include Fantasy Experts, Sorry not Sorry for Cam Newton, PR 101 for Katie Nolan getting ESPN news leaked and everyone jumping to conclusions about what type of content she could be doing, and Jimbos of the Week.
Baseball Playoffs are back and the Yankees fans are back. Andy Reid calling timeouts and a terrible MNF beat(2:30-11:25). Hot Seat/Cool Throne(13:20-25:15). Nationals Pitcher Max Scherzer joins the show to talk about the upcoming playoffs, robot umps, his eyes, and sabermetrics (26:22-50:27). Segments include Talking Soccer(52:35-55:40), Marlins Man is on National Television so we called him(56:41-58:51), Mike Greenberg's dumb rules for the NBA All Star Game(58:52-1:01) and Guys on Chicks with special guest Julie Stewart Binks (1:02:01-1:15:11)
Week 4 Fastest 2 Minutes (2:07 - 8:03). Should the Patriots Panic, are Joe Flacco, Eli Manning, and Joe Flacco done or finished and football headaches (8:03 - 19:09). Who's Back of the Week (19:09 - 24:37). Football Guy of the Week featuring the newest hold back guy Adam Smotherman (24:37 - 34:53). Jets Running Back Matt Forte joins the show to talk about being a running back in the NFL for a decade, how locker rooms work, and whether or not he could take us in a fight (34:53 - 55:22). Segments include Clutch Gene for Pablo Sandoval, the debut of our newest segment "Pardon My Woke", PR 101 for OJ Simpsons, Bad Sports Town Barcelona, and That's Enough Internet For Today
Thursday Night Fooball recap, Mike Glennon is terrible and the Bears suck. We go out on a limb and state our case for Tony Romo maybe not being the greatest announcer of all time as many people have said. Week 4 NFL Preview(2:12-13:18). Playmakers Book Club is in session as we recap Episode 1 of Playmakers(13:26-18:11)Mark Titus joins the show to talk about the NCAA Scandal, what the fall out is, and who could be next(19:20-33:34). Matt Jones from Kentucky Sports Radio joins us to talk about Louisville, the death of Rick Pitino jokes and whether or not he's at all nervous about Cal(33:38-52:25). Segments include the debut of the newest segment Fantasy Football Experts(56:10-57:51), Respect The Biz(57:58-1:00:19), As a White Guy for Boltman(1:00:29-1:03:58), Just Chill Out Man(1:04:11-1:05:31) and the return of Roasts(1:05:32-1:09:30).
The NCAA has a scandal and Rick Pitino may or may not be involved (2:16 - 8:34). We call the FBI hotline for NCAA violations to report a College Basketball crime we suspect is occurring at a certain prominent basically school that may or may not rhyme with Puke ( 8:34 - 12:31). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (12:31 - 26:21). NFL Hall of Famer Cris Carter joins us to talk about his new show First Things First, Randy Moss, what does elite really mean, and his conversation with Colin Kaepernick (26:21 - 68:34). Segments include Hurt or Injured for Darren Sproles. Sabermetrics for Michael Beasley using too much of his brain, uhh ya think for D-Wade on the Cavs and Guys on Chicks.
NFL Week 3 Fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 8:05). Is Joe Flacco permanently not elite, is Big Ben injured, do the Giants have everyone right where they want them (8:05 - 15:35). Who's Back Of The Week (15:35 - 27:56). Football Guy of the Week with Jeff Brohm, the Steelers, and honorary mention for Nick Saban being mad his team is winning 59-0 (27:56 - 40:01). Jay Glazer joins the show to talk about all the Week 3 news both on and off the field, when will Andrew Luck be back, and how realistic is the show Ballers (40:01 - 101:51). Segments include stay classy for Odell Beckham's piss celebration, Protest Power Rankings, Thoughts and Prayers to the Bulls alphas, Respect the Biz London edition, and a People Forget That for the fact that Carmelo Anthony got traded.
Color Rush Thursday and the Rams/49ers played the greatest TNF game in the history of the world. NFL Picks and weekend preview plus a thank you to Kohl the Boise State Kicking Tee Retriever with some Dog talk. Cleveland Cavaliers Forward joined our show for a 2 part interview (part 1 on Wednesday) where we discuss Lebron, D-Rose injuries, and who is the best athlete amongst the 3 of us. Segments include protect the shield after news of Aaron Hernandez's CTE. Humans vs the Sun did Tom Brady find the cure for sunburns. Sabermetrics with Don La Greca's rant, Pussification of America BYU now lets their students drink caffeinated soda, sorry not sorry with Ezekiel Elliot and Explain it To Hank featuring Soaking, the show Playmakers, and Bar Codes.
Kevin Durant is a twitter troll and Robert Griffin is going on twitter rants and we're here to help (2:01 - 12:05). Jam Packed Hot Seat/Cool Throne (12:05 - 27:06) . Cleveland Cavaliers Forward Richard Jefferson joins the show to talk about the NBA Finals, Lebron's alleged HGH use (by us) and Lebron/Kyrie break up (27:06 - 58:36). Segments include spinzone Dwight Howard, trouble in paradise Cowboys, Embrace Debate Martavis Bryant and is Eli still Elite, Thoughts and prayers NBA Owners and Guys on Chicks
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Week 2 Fastest 2 minutes and a recap of the weekend of Football (1:57 - 13:44). Who's back of the week in honor of Texas Football being back for a brief second (13:44 - 23:56). Football Guy of the Week (23:56 - 34:45) . Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio joins the show to talk about Jerry Jones strong arming the league, when will Mitch Trubisky start and Gronk's injuries (34:55 - 58:00). Segments include Hurt or Injured for Sam Bradford, Sabermetrics for Joe Thomas, Locker Room Talk for Floyd Mayweather, Put one in his earhole for NFL players not respecting Fantasy Owners. Stay Woke on Statcast, and Explain it to Big Cat.
Special Pardon My Take time travel episode as the guys are taping before Big Cat goes to Chicago to sing the 7th inning stretch at Wrigley. The debut of the new hit single, Color Rush Thursdays, and a choose your own adventure for the Bengals/Texans game(2:13-11:56). USC long snapper joins the show to talk about how he became the first blind Division 1 Football player and how he keeps his hair to be so intimidatingly Cali(13:27-27:58). The people's lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to talk about the legalities of Larry the Goldfish stock as well as his recent complaints(29:25-58:30). Segments include an impromptu Embrace Debate on whether or not pissing in sinks is disgusting(59:30-1:02:32), Fantasy Football Experts for Odell Beckham(1:02:35-1:04:22). Uhhh Ya Think for Brian Cushing using steroids again(1:04:23-1:05-13). Trouble in Paradise for our rock band with Martin Shkreli(1:05:14- 1:1:08:02), Fair Play Mike and Mike(1:08:05-1:09:02), Is Pat Riley Dead Yet(1:09:04- 1:11:45) and a bonus extra long Explain it to Hank(1:11:48-1:61:25).
NFL Week 1 is in the books, Sergio Dipp is a household name, Phil Rivers is Sisyphus and Deshaun Watson is finally starting for the Houston Texans (1:51-13:10). Hot Seat/Cool Throne(14:14-24:43). Danica Patrick joins the show to talk about race car driving, crystals, and pit crews
(25:50-46:15). Segments include hurt or injured for Danny Woodhead(49:07-50:39), the debut of Protest Power Ranking(50:41-53:45), Sad Jaguars Stat of the Week(53:46-5:38), PR 101 for Ted Cruz liking porn on twitter(53:39-59:44), Sabermetrics for Kobe getting both of his numbers retired(59:47-1:01:29), and Guys on Chicks(1:03:49-1:09:10).
NFL Week 1 and the Fastest 2 minutes in Football is back (2:07 - 8:41). Story lines from the first Sunday of the fall (8:41 - 14:46). Whos Back of the week and Football Guy of the week (14:46 - 25:55). Coach Jim Harbaugh joins the show to talk about his new podcast, setting his roster on the last day and how much he missed football before the season started (25:55 - 46:26). Blake Griffin and Sam Dekker join the show to refute the hot seat from last week in the first ever hot seat appeals court (46:26 - 56:26). Segments include Stay Classy for Brian Kelly, Talking Tennis, Is Gronk learning too much about hurricanes, Bad sports town for LA, JJ Watt hurt or injured, and Sabermetrics for Big Ben owning Cleveland.
The NFL has finally kicked off and the Patriots are possibly done and maybe finished. Is Skinny Andy Reid a coaching savant? (2:06 - 10:36) Lenny Dykstra hit on Lena Dunham on twitter so we called our old friend to say whats up (10:36 - 13:31). Andrew Siciliano from Direct TV Red Zone channel joins the show to talk about hosting non stop NFL Sunday action, how he prepares for the madness, and his ears (he made us talk about this, we did not bring it up on our own) (13:31 - 28:21). We also had Scott Hanson host of the NFL Red Zone on the show to talk about his approach to all the NFL action, the Quad Box, and whether or not he pees during NFL Sundays (28:21 - 49:25). Segments include the debut of "Depressing Jags Stat Of The Week", Kings Stay Kings for Andy Reid eating 3 steaks at dinner, Let's Get Serious with Craig Carton, Talking Tennis and Jimbos Of The Week.
The Red Sox cheat (allegedly) and the Yankees are accusing them of illegal apple watch use ( 2:03 - 6:52). Talking Soccer for the HUGE result in Honduras (6:52 - 10:47). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (10:47 - 22:07). AJ Hawk joins the show to talk about his first year post football, his new Barstool Football Podcast "Laces Out", calling the Liberty/Baylor game, and the Vontaze Burfict suspension (22:07 - 45:25). Boxer Canelo Alvarez joins the show to talk about his big fight on September 17th and what it's like being the first ever Pardon My Take interview en espanol (45:25 - 55:48). Segments include PR 101 for Willson Contreras DM'ing pornstars, Bad Visual for Bryce Harper's new hair, Talking Tennis, Explain it to Big Cat, and Guys on Chicks with a special bonus "Hank forgot about his fantasy draft so we helped draft his team for him mid show".
College Football is back and UCLA just pulled of an all time comeback. Alabama is a wrecking ball and Texas Football is in shamble (2:26 - 8:37). Who's Back of the week (8:37 - 12:36). Football Guy of the Week is back with weekly nominations (12:36 - 23:46) . The guys traveled out to Stu Feiner's house in Long Island for an interview with the one and only Source, talked about what its like to be Stu, battling addiction, and the upcoming NFL season (23:46 - 59:40). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers to Piers Morgan, Well that makes sense for Brock Osweiler, an exclusive interview with Marlins Man after he broke up a brawl at the Yankees/Red Sox game, Talking Soccer, and Explain it to Hank - what the fuck is Verrit.
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REAL Football is officially back. College Football talk and Tiger Woods is swinging a golf club again (2:18 - 8:31) . Kyrie Irving trade has been finalized (8:31 - 12:52). The end of Mt Rushmore season with the Mt Rushmore of things we'll miss about the summer (12:52 - 20:31). Former Alabama Starting QB and National Champion joins the show to talk about playing for Nick Saban, his career with the Jets, Rex, Tim Tebow, and the upcoming college football season (20:31 - 51:30). Segments include Uhhh Ya Think for Big Baller Brand, Pussification of America for England, Connect the Dots, Thats too much internet for today, and Jimbos of the week
Matt Stafford is getting paid and the quarterback bubble continues to grow (1:47 - 7:59) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne with incest and Amazon talk (7:59 - 18:47). Mt Rushmore of toys (18:47 - 28:11). Former NFL QB Sean Salisbury joins the show from Houston to talk about Hurricane Harvey, College Football, NFL, and the notorious dick pic that ended his time at ESPN (28:11 - 61:19). Segments include Embrace Debate, PR 101 for the Hamilton Tigercats, Sorry not Sorry, Kings Stay Kings for Jay Cutler's broadcasting career, Fuck That, and Guys on Chicks.
Brent Musburger And Draymond Green/Reggie Miller (Sort of, not really)
he guys are still in Vegas nursing the effects of 3 days in Sin City and ready to breakdown the Mayweather/McGregor fight and weekend (2:01 - 8:30). Who's Back Of The Week (8:30 - 11:49). Mt Rushmore of hungover foods (11:49 - 19:47). Brent Musburger joins the show to talk Mayweather/McGregor, College Football Gambling, and how he's going to survive his first fall not calling CFB (19:47 - 45:09). Segments include Fun Police for Brett Gardner, Respect The Biz for a reporter forced to park 200 yards from the Ravens stadium. An earnest thoughts and prayers to the people of Texas and Houston after this weekend of flooding (Please Donate if you can, text HARVEY to 90999 to make a 10 dollar Red Cross donation, or donate what you can here https://www.youcaring.com/victimsofhurricaneharvey-915053).
The debut of "Drunk Reporters" with Draymond Green and Reggie Miller and a Spinzone for Brock Osweiler who shockingly was not named Cleveland Browns starter. Bonus?
We are live from the Mirage Sportsbook in Las Vegas, fight weekend is finally here. Embrace Debate when is it ok to burn a players jersey after Lebron went on his tweet storm (2:30 - 5:33). Baseball is back with a Basebrawl (5:33 - 8:40). Mt Rushmore of what to do after you lose all your money gambling (8:40 - 17:15). UFC Announcer Jon Anik joins us to break down the fight and talk Jon Bones Jones latest drug test failure (17:50 - 26:10). Legendary cut man Jacob "Stitch" Duran joins the show to talk about Boxing/MMA, what makes a fighter have tough skin, what's the grossest cut he's ever seen, and what cut men and bloggers have in common (26:10 - 49:42). Segments include CFL Football guy of the week. As a white guy, Rob Gronkowski breaking down racial tensions in America. Locker Room Talk for Lenny Dykstra's latest Hampton's party. Spinzone for PMT Crew Blake Bortles and Ryen Russillo. Drunk Ideas. And the return of Jimbos with special guest Octagon Bob from the Barstool Podcast "From The Top Rope"
HUGE breaking news on a random Tuesday night. Kyrie Irving traded to the Celtics. Jon Bones Jones suspended for Steroids, again. And Robert E. Lee (the announcer) pulled off a UVA Football game(2:35-12:01). Hot Seat/Cool Throne(12:02-20:42). Mt Rushmore of dreams we have given up on(21:50-29:45). The talented Mr Roto Matthew Berry joins the show to talk how he got in the industry, his fantasy advice for the season, Mt Rushmore of the worst fantasy guys, and love it hate it PMT style(30:50-1:04:13). Segments include Embrace Debate is it ok for men to drink with a straw(1:06:15-1:07:56), Trent Richardson Hall of Fame update(1:08:01-1:08:52), Mayweather/McGregor Update(1:08:53-1:10:40), Not afraid to go there for Kid Rock(1:10:50-1:12:48) and Guys on Chicks (1:13:50-1:17:58)
From the podcast that brought you a strong anti-Nazi stance we're here to tell you why the solar eclipse is chump. All the football coaches in America and the football guy's guys don't have time for a little Sun Shade (2:03 - 9:12). In honor of the solar eclipse we do the Mt Rushmore of things we dont really understand (9:12 - 21:56). Who's back of the week including illegal streams that wreck your computer in advance of the Mayweather/McGregor fight (21:56 - 31:18). Michael Rapaport joins the show to talk about his new fantasy podcast, the time he was in Sully, an update on the cat problem in his yard, and also that time he was in Sully (31:18 - 63:43). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers to MLB Umps, Bad Visual for the Jets in general, Protect the NBA Shield for Magic Johnson tampering, Talking Thrones* (*SPOILER ALERTS*), and Not to brag but we really called it for Aaron Judge sucking now.
Billy Football's final day of his summer internship. Lebron James is leaving Cleveland. We give Billy his summer end intern evaluation(6:40-20:12). New York Times Best Seller and Around The Horn HoFer Kate Fagan joins the show to talk about her new book, what it's like working on Around The Horn, her Mt Rushmore of cookies and the Mt Rushmore of college mascots(21:30-50:19). Segments include connect the dots(52:56-56:01-), fuck that for the NFLwork stoppage in 4 years(56:05-58:10), let's get serious about statues and monuments(58:11-1:02:20), and hank hot in the streets(1:01:23-1:03:35). We conclude the episode with the finale of Higher Education with Billy Football(1:03:35-1:17:10).
Tiger Woods is Back....in the news but he isn't a liar (3:03 - 6:57). Waiting for Football to start is the worst (6:57 - 9:13). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (9:13 - 16:40). Mt Rushmore of Dad Fashion (16:40 - 50:32). NBA Hall of Famer Dikembe Mutombo joins the show to talk about his famous finger wag, being Team Kyrie, possibly owning the Houston Rockets, and the who wants to sex Mutombo rumor. Segments include Hurt or Injured for Big Ben, Stay Woke for Coach K, Thoughts and Prayers for Ric Flair with a bonus is he dead yet? Protect the Shield and the Wonton Don joins us for Guys on Chicks.
Big show announcement to start the episode (2:37 - 7:41). PGA Championship recap, sort of (7:41 - 15:01). Who's Back Of The Week & Mt Rushmore of 30 for 30's we'd someday love to see (15:01 - 22:49). ESPN's Adam Schefter joins the show to talk about NFL Insider life, his height, being an accused Pee Boy, biggest NFL story lines this year and a preemptive Hot Seat/Cool Throne (22:49 - 63:49). Segments include Mike Greenberg's dumb rules for Bryce Harper slipping on a base. Bad Visual for the NY Jets. Football Guy of the Week Dan Quinn and Explain it to Hank/Drunk Ideas.
Preseason Football has the guys feeling GOOD (2:17 - 3:31). Roger Goodell goes to Foxboro, Mitch Trubisky is the real deal and Joe Flacco needs to find a way to stay in the Elite conversation (3:31 - 8:03). Zach Randolph got arrested and Kyrie Irving isn't talking to anyone (8:03 - 14:11). Mt Rushmore of fears from Billy Football and Mt Rushmore of Life Lessons from PFT, Hank, and Big Cat (14:11 - 25:29). Washington State Head Coach Mike Leach joins the show to talk football, the sun, pirates, and suing the state of Texas (25:29 - 58:45). Segments include Michael Rapaport's ASPCA Corner for the Cardinals stupid rally kitten. Tim Tebow Update, Hurt or Injured Coach K, Thoughts and Prayers for Michael Vick's lack of sex and Higher Education.
Dallas Braden (He Threw A No Hitter) And Johnny Manziel
Hard Knocks is back and we make our predictions for this season's show following around the Tampa Bay Bucs (2:42 - 12:47). Johnny Manziel joins the show for an EXCLUSIVE interview talking about Coaching in the NFL and how much he hates the NCAA (12:47 - 16:43) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne (16:43 - 23:09). Mt Rushmore of Worst Jerseys of all time (23:09 - 29:49). Former Oakland A's and newest member of Barstool Dallas Braden joins the show to talk about his no hitter against the Rays, the Face of Baseball, and the time A-Rod made him look like a total beta (29:49 - 50:53). Segments include Sabermetrics, Stay Woke, the debut of the newest segment "Why Are People Mad Online?" and Guys on Chicks.
Jay Cutler is back in the NFL and Big Cat gives his rooting for Jay Cutler Handbook ( 2:12 - 10:05). Who's Back of the week (10:05 - 17:27). Mt Rushmore of Guilty Pleasures including Sangria, Farting in a crowded bar and Katy Perry Music (17:27 - 28:14). Ed Werder and Matt Mosley join the show to talk about Jerry Jones in the Hall of Fame, the future for Tony Romo, and rapid fire questions about ESPN and the 2017 Dallas Cowboys (28:14 - 55:49). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers for Martin Shkreli, Perspective for Neymar, Hmmm for Kris Bryant and Bryce Harper, Talking Thrones, Drunk Ideas, and That's Enough Internet For Today
Training Camp Injuries and football is back(5:08-7:50). Aaron Rodgers reveals that he tapes all his interviews so as to never be taken out of context so we had him on the show to discuss(7:55-11:15). Mount Rushmore of nerds with Mark Titus(11:21-30:50). The people's lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to talk PFT and Hank getting a drinking ticket as well as Portnoy's Complaints(32:00-55:40). Segments include PR 101 for any team signing Colin Kaepernick(58:11-1:02:05). Respect The Biz for Tom Herman(1:02:07-1:05:28). And the return of Jimbo's as narrated by Mike the Bike(1:06:33-1:12:23)
Trade deadline has passed and we talk about the teams that are officially ALL IN (2:08 - 4:29). Goodell defends the health of NFL players and we defend the health of the health of the NFL players + training camp stories (4:29 - 10:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (10:28 - 16:19). The most contentious Mt Rushmore to date as we do a snake draft for all time cereals (16:19 - 22:46). Former Major Leaguer Kevin Millar and Host of Intentional Talk Chris Rose join the show to talk about the pennant race, clubhouse chemistry, and who the face of baseball is (22:46 - 55:30). Embrace Debate is Odell Beckham good or is his hair just interesting, Dad to Dad for MJ vs Lebron and Al Avila trading his son and Guys on Chicks.
Lebron James is getting clowned on by Steph and Kyrie and the NBA Offseason is officially the greatest real life drama of all time (2:17 - 8:37). Who's Back of the Week including Training Camp Turnovers and Drugs (8:37 - 13:29). Uncle Chaps joins the show to do the Mt Rushmore of Combinations (13:29 - 22:30). The Poker Brat Phil Hellmuth joins the show to talk about being a professional poker player, the most famous people he's played with, and how Charles Barkley is not as bad as a gambler as people think (22:30 - 55:40). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers for the Ravens, Kings Stay Kings for Bill Belichik and Jon Gruden, Talking Soccer and Talking Thrones, Bad Visual for Chris Christie's Pants, Locker Room Talk for Steve Scaramucci aka The Mooch, Man Card, and Drunk Ideas.
The War on the War on Football is heating up and we're here at the front lines (2:08- 10:01). Update on Lebron vs Kyrie which has turned into Lebron vs Stephen A Smith and Kyrie vs Old Hacky Columnists (10:01 - 20:12). QB Whisperer Cian Fahey joins the show to do the Mt Rushmore of current backup Quarterbacks (20:12 - 44:47). Super Bowl Champion Malik Jackson joins the show to talk about scoring a Touchdown in the Super Bowl, his decision to sign with the Jaguars, and Cam Newton making business decisions on the football field (44:47 - 56:53). Segments include talking soccer, hurt or injured for a ripped out nipple ring on the Cowboys and the Milwaukee Brewers. Higher Education with Billy Football and that's enough internet for today.
Lebron is mad online about Kyrie but he wants everyone to know he's having a happy summer (2:19 - 5:03) . Training camp story lines now that football is back (5:03 - 11:13). Hot Seat/Cool Throne with special extra hot seat for Billy Football after he accidentally tweeted out PFT's phone number (11:13 - 25:33). Mt Rushmore of greetings (25:33 - 32:49). Former Cy Young Winner Dan Haren joins the show after a long hiatus to discuss why he's been dodging us, what he's been up to with the Diamondbacks, who the best pitcher is in baseball and how to get Bryce Harper out (32:49 - 55:05). Segments include the War on the War on Football, Football Guy of the Week for Jim Harbaugh, PR 101 for Lucky Whitehead, Respect the Biz for Colin Cowherd and Guys on Chicks.
Michael Phelps raced a shark and we all got duped (2:17 - 4:41). Kyrie Irving wants out of Cleveland and the Jordan Spieth filibustered the British Open (4:41 - 11:15). Who's Back of the Week (11:15 - 16:03). Mt Rushmore of things to do at a wedding (16:03 - 23:40). Former Heavyweight Champion and baddest man in the world Mike Tyson joins the show to talk about his new podcast, his pet tiger, biting Holyfield's ear, and Mayweather/McGregor (25:06 - 47:37. Segments include Hurt or Injured for Clayton Kershaw, Talking Soccer/Cycling/Thrones. Trouble in Paradise for the Seahawks locker room, again. Hank hot in the street the dancing snap chat hot dog and the debut of the newest segment, Fun Facts with Billy Football.
The 2017 Takies With Special Guests Rachel Nichols, Mark Titus, Chris Long And More
Ladies (sup) and gentlemen, we present to you the 2017 takie awards, the only award show by guys for dudes that love takes. Warm up for the takies includes OJ talk (2:32 -7:15) and the Mt Rushmore of old takes/dumb things we thought when we were kids (7:15 - 21:25). The Takies include awards for Take of the year, snowflake of the year, journalist press box complaint of the year, podcast listeners of the year, the Nyquist award for biggest fraud of the year, special guest appearances from Rachel Nichols, Mark Titus, Chris Long, Michael Rapaport and much much much much much more
The middle of summer is upon us which means someone in the NFL is in trouble. Is it Lonzo Ball's league now because he won Summer League MVP?(4:37-5:33) Hot Seat/Cool Throne (7:20-15:50) and the return of All Business Pete. Mt Rushmore of non mainstream sports(15:52-25:05). JJ Watt joins the show for Part 2 of his interview including a rundown of all his regrettable social media posts based on a 1 to 99 scale(25:33-58:03). Segments include Trouble in Paradise for the Redskins(1:01:15-1:03:45), Thoughts and Prayers(1:03:47-1:05:35), People Forget That(1:05:36-1:07:00) and Guys on Chicks(1:08:55-1:16:10).
Before we get to the long awaited JJ Watt interview the guys talk Mayweather/McGregor and Lonzo Ball. Who's Back of the Week including Ryan Lochte, Magic Johnson and Mark Cuban (8:50-13:20). Mt Rushmore of types of friends (13:23-22:50). Houston Texan JJ Watt joins the show from his log cabin in Wisconsin for Part 1 of his 2 Part interview(23:11-53:10). Talk about the Uhhh Hey JJ movement, Football, injuries, and whether or not he has an alibi for Making a Murderer. Segments include Talking Tennis for the Wimbledon Final(54:17-57:21), Humans vs The Sun with a bonus PFT theory that the Sun may not actually be hot(57:22-59:50). Talking Thrones by guys that don't watch Game of Thrones(59:53-1:01:56). PR 101 for D'Onta Foreman (1:01:59-1:04:02) and Emergency Football Guy Of The Week(1:04:03-1:05:27).
The guys are back in studio and it's a Mayweather/McGregor World. The Cubs and White Sox execute a big trade(6:13-8:50). Mt Rushmore of annoying office people with special guest producer All Business Pete(14:52- 27:15). Former New York Yankee Mark Teixeira joins the show to talk about his baseball career, Aaron Judge, A-Rod, and being teammates with Derek Jeter(28:40-58:15). Segments include Emergency Football Guy Of The Week, Bad Visual for Sammy Sosa(1:00:12-1:01:45), Hmmm for Lebron wearing purple(1:01:50-1:02:10), Talking Tennis and Soccer(1:06:25-1:08:32) and Billy Football's Higher Education(1:09:35-1:16:35)
The guys are still in Miami, dying of heat exhaustion, and spending their off time living with a ghost. Recap of the 2017 ASG that didn't mean anything and the Home Run Derby that was awesome (2:40-10:20). We have an official Ghost diagnosis from a Paranormal Investigator and it turns out we are in fact haunted (11:54-17:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (17:20-28:31). Joe Buck joins the show to talk about calling 2 of the craziest games in sports in the past year (Cubs World Series and Patriots Super Bowl Comeback), whether or not he's been thinking about Big Cat every time the camera zooms in on his face, why we should all stick to sports, and the Mt Rushmore of Voices (29:48-1:02:35). Segments include Mayweather/McGregor update (1:04:50-1:07:02), Put one in his earhole Nelson Cruz and Joe West(1:07:03-1:09:53), Stay Woke the Freeze lost his foot race but was it actually the Freeze and is Jeffery Loria counting fake attendance (1:09:54-1:15:07), and a Cease and Desist to Mark Cuban (1:15:08-1:18:16).
We are live from the MLB All Star Game in Miami and we're facing a little advertisy. Sucking at journalism, a hotel guest that decided to just not leave the room we booked and a ghost (2:19 - 7:10). Mt Rushmore of ways to stay cool in the summer (7:10 - 13:32). Who's back of the week (13:32 - 20:50). Former MLB Catcher AJ Pierzynski joins the show to talk about baseball, the art of catching, what it was like to be hated, his fight with Michael Barrett, and how often Hawk Harrelson calls him for pillow talk (20:50 - 51:02). Segments include Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules for the All Star Game. Just Chill Out Man for Darren Rovell. Put one in his earhole for the guy mad about snacks and the Indians fan angry at sex. Drunk Ideas and thats enough internet for today.
The guys are back in studio to recap 4th of July holiday and all that happened in NBA Free Agency (3:13 - 11:50). Bonus Who's Back/Hot Seat/Cool Throne (11:55 - 15:05). Jon Taffer joins the show to talk about the bar business, listen to our business pitches and the Mt Rushmore of shitty bar attributes (16:26 -1:01:42). Segments include Guy's on Chicks for Rickie Fowler (1:02:11 - 1:04:01), Guy's on guy's for the Brazilian soccer team (1:04:03 - 1:06:31), PR 101 for Fox Sports(1:09:09 - 1:12:40), Peter King ate the trash again (1:06:32-1:07:52), Talking Tennis (1:07:54 - 1:09:08) and Higher Education with Billy Football(1:13:14 - 1:21:40)
Danny Woodhead, Blake Bortles, Joey Chesnut, Bo Pellini & more
Special 4th of July edition (2 hour episode). The guys breakdown the upcoming NBA free agency by predicting where each player will go. (2:20 - 14:17) We talk to Danny Woodhead about the 4th of July, Kool Aid, and the pledge of allegiance (14:17 - 18:39). Blake Bortles joins us for a Wikipedia club meeting on the 4th of July as well as a Mt Rushmore of Boat activities (20:42 - 40:56). Joey Chesnut comes on to talk about the 4th of July hotdog eating competition in Coney Island (41:38 - 53:26). Bo Pelini joins for a Mt. Rushmore of angry coaches live from Vanny Woodhead + 2 bonus interviews that you will have to listen to in order to find out who they are.
4th of July weekend is here and Knicks fans are officially free. Chris Paul traded and is it time for Cubs fans to hit the panic button (8:44-11:13). Former NFL lineman Ross Tucker joins the show to talk football, media, and Mt Rushmore of Patriots (New England and American)(14:44-41:30):. Segments include PR 101 for Jim Irsay(43:08-46:15). Respect the Biz for Lou Williams(48:10-50:55). NASA Update. Stay Woke are we Russian Spies?(53:02-54:48) And our newest segment "Higher Education"(56:45-1:04:08)
It's summer time so that means it's time to have stupid arguments no one cares about. This week it's can Serena Williams beat men in tennis (2:30 - 4:50). Russ Westbrook gets his MVP, Lavar Ball is a wrestling phenom (4:50 - 8:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (8:50 - 18:25). Mt Rushmore of Middle School lunch snacks (18:25 - 28:17) . 11th pick in the NBA draft Malik Monk joins us to talk about playing MJ 1 on 1, how many points he'll score in the NBA, and what type of Coach John Calipari is (28:17 - 41:42). We also include some of our highlights from our guest hosting appearance on Kentucky Sports Radio (41:42 - 52:30). Segments include Trouble in Paradise for Vince Young/Jeff Fisher, PR 101 James Harrison, Bad Visual for the UFC Fighter that pooped herself and Guys on Chicks.
Vanny Woodhead has finally broken down so today's Pardon My Take is live from the side of the highway in the middle of Pennsylvania (2:29 - 5:40). Jordan Spieth's miracle shot and Tim Tebow gets called up (5:40 - 9:12). Who's Back of the Week and the Mt Rushmore of road trip activities (9:12 - 24:14). Former Oklahoma Sooners Head Coach Bob Stoops joins the show to talk about his sudden retirement, the hardest part of running a College Football program, Sam Bradford's sleeves, and where he'll land next (Bears? Notre Dame?) (24:14 - 49:44). Segments include Summer of Paul George, Put one in his earhole Derek Carr making fun of Russ Wilson, Hurt or Injured the entire Big 3 Basketball League, Not to brag but we called it Lavar Ball is going on the WWE, Sabermetrics for Serena Williams being the 700th best men's tennis player according to Jon McEnroe, Talking Soccer, Bad Visual for Jimmy Butler and the return of Spoilers.
JJ Watt interview update live from Wisconsin (2:20 - 5:02). NBA Draft recap and the Jimmy Butler trade has Big Cat Seeing Red (5:02 - 10:16). Winners and Losers from the draft (10:16 - 21:43). Chicago Bears Guard Kyle Long joins the show to talk about training after his injury last year, Jay Glazer, and Mount Rushmore of Brothers (21:43 - 37:10). Segments include PR 101 for Markelle Fultz and Dennis Smith's social media. Hurt or Injured Marian Hossa. Bad Visual for Trump driving his golf cart on the greens. Emergency Football Guy of the week. Explain it to Big Cat and our new segment "Higher Learning" where two guys that graduated college over a decade ago give advice to incoming Freshman and Billy Football.
NBA pre-draft Drama, who is running the Cavs and is Phil Jackson deliberately trying to ruin his legacy in the NBA? (2:21 - 11:29) Hot Seat/Cool Throne (11:29 - 17:24). Mt Rushmore of websites (17:24 - 26:17). First pick in the 2017 NBA Draft Markelle Fultz joins the show to field a 6 pack of questions including is it unfair that people call him a loser and Pat or Geno's? (26:17 - 34:12) ESPN's Ryen Russillo joins the show to break down the draft, giving us long shots and sure things as well as a weird rabbit hole into Sam Young's famous pump fake (34:12 - 58:16). Segments include hmmm for Cody Bellinger, Problematic for Mike Francesca, Emergency Football Guy of The Week, Trouble in Paradise for Phil Mickelson and his caddy and Guys on Chicks.
US Open recap and why we're disappointed in the Golf Course (2:20 - 7:40). Draft trade between the Sixers and Celtics (7:40 - 10:56). Who's Back of the week (10:56 - 19:27). Blake Griffin joins the show as our 3rd member of the recurring guest Mt Rushmore and we discuss the Mt Rushmore of the best NBA Cities (19:27 - 38:58). Michael Rapaport joins the show to do the Mt Rushmore of sitcom dads (38:58 - 57:42). Segments include Bad Visual for Kevin Durant's twitter . Olympic Update - Michael Phelps vs a great white shark. Thoughts and Prayers for Vince Young. Tebow update and the debut of our segment "Higher Education" where we give our 18 year old intern tips on going to college.
It is officially Mt Rushmore season. The guys talk about their trip up to ESPN on Thursday plus Mayweather/McGregor and the US Open (2:18 - 14:39). Scott Van Pelt joins the show to discuss the Mt Rushmore of bald people (14:39 - 27:02). The people's lawyer, Mike Portnoy, joins the show to debate the Mt Rushmore of life's minor inconveniences (27:02 - 55:20). Segments include 15 seconds with Rick Pitino. Trouble in Paradise Lebron vs Draymond, Respect the Biz for Odell Beckham's new cleats, Sabemetrics for Lavar Ball's new autographed trading cards, and Jimbo's of the week.
Nick Wright and Penguins Nick Bonino and Brian Dumoulin
NBA Finals wrap up, torch passing, and Lebron hot Take fatigue. Hot Seat/Cool Throne and an introduction of Pardon My Take intern Billy Football. FS1's Nick Wright joins the show to defend Lebron, talk NBA Finals and Super Team Destiny. Nick Bonino and Brian Dumoulin from the Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins join the show to talk about winning back to back cups, whether or not it's the Caps year, and Dumo meeting Vanny Woodhead. Segments include Mayweather/Pacquiao Update, Good Visual for Eddie Lacy, Stick to Sports for the Warriors, connect the dots on Gordon Hayward and Guy's on Chicks
The Cup is staying in Pittsburgh as the Penguins win back to back Stanley Cups (3:33 - 6:11). Power Ranking sports trophies (6:11 - 8:49). NBA Finals update and Draymond embracing full heel (8:49 - 14:27). Who's back of the week (14:27 - 20:18). Former San Antonio Spur and 2X NBA Champion Matt Bonner joins the show to talk about the NBA Finals, playing for Pop, and chasing a Stone Cold Steve Austin belt in the late 90's (20:18 - 50:29). Segments include Talking Soccer and Pulisic mania, Trouble in Paradise, Torch Update for Tennis, PR 101 for Sebastian Telfair, and Sorry not Sorry for Jeff Van Gundy telling us to say sorry to Khloe Kardashian.
NBA Finals update and where exactly the torch currently resides. Is the Kardashian Curse real and are we slowly becoming Steph Curry fans again? (2:06 - 11:01) Stanley Cup Final and the blowouts continue (11:01 - 13:27). Cincinnati Red Scooter Gennett joins the show after his 4 home run night on Wednesday to talk about the exclusive club he is now in, whether or not MLB has steroid tested him, and his love for pottery (13:27 - 28:11). NBC Sports Randy Moss joins the show to give us picks for the Belmont (28:11 - 43:03). Segments include Talking Soccer, Respect the Biz for David Price, Connect the Dots for Bob Stoops, Spinzone for Derek Fisher and Jimbos of the week.
NBA Finals talk is making everyone in the sports world a giant idiot. Stanley Cup Final talk (2:18 - 8:00). Bachelor for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (8:00 - 13:16). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (13:16 - 19:54). Rachel Nichols joins the show to answer 6 questions about the NBA Finals and a couple MJ/Lebron hypotheticals (19:54 - 43:52). Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk SCF, the city of Nashville and how the NBA takes forever to play the Finals (43:52 - 56:44). Segments include Lebron Blames, Hmmmm for David Ortiz coming back, Football Guy, Humans vs the Sun and Guy's on Chicks
NBA Finals Game 2 and the torch has been passed to Kevin Durant. Do we feel bad for the Cavs having to play against the Super Team Warriors (2:13 - 8:13). Stanley Cup Final and Nashville is back (8:13 - 11:22). Who's Back Of The Week (11:22 - 18:33). Michael Rapaport joins the show to talk NBA Finals, Lebron reaping what he sowed, and an update on any cats he's recently killed (18:33 - 45:19). Segments include Connect the dots Bryce Harper to the Cubs, Talking Soccer, Protect the Shield LeSean McCoy, Bad Visual for Evegni Malkin and the Ryan Brothers, PR 101 for Derek Fisher and a new segment "Fuck That"
NBA Finals Game 1 recap, are the Cavaliers dead? Is Kevin Durant the new GOAT? Is Mike Brown the luckiest man on earth? (2:21 - 11:08) In honor of the Scripps Spelling Bee, the first annual Pardon My Take TELLING Bee with Hank (11:08 - 17:12)). PR 101 with Mr Met (17:12 - 20:54). Houston Texans Nose Tackle Vince Wilfork joins the show to talk ribs, football, and whether or not he's retired (20:54 - 33:56). A special segment with TeaBoy Tex talking about the Eric LeGrand fundraiser on Sunday in New Jersey. Segments include Sabermetrics with Hugh Freeze, Mayweather vs Mcgregor update, Explain it to Hank Nasa firing a rocket into the Sun, Bad Visual for the Jacksonville Jaguars, Shoe Roast for the new Curry 4's, Panic Button for the Cubs, and Jimbos of the week.
The NBA Finals still aren't here so everyone is losing their mind (1:59 - 5:18) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne (5:18 - 14:50). Former Indiana Basketball Coach joins the show to talk about coaching, Grit, getting fired at IU, being a brother in law to Jim Harbaugh, the alleged live bats incident, CreanTea, and Big Cat taking pictures of his face when he coaches (14:50 - 59:40). Segments include the return of Guy's on Chicks, Protect the Shield, Bad Visual for Lamelo Ball and put one in Buster Posey's earhole
Special Tuesday edition of Pardon My Take, Grit Week recap and missing Vanny Woodhead (1:59 - 6:12). Stanley Cup Final talk (6:12 - 10:27). The Tiger Woods Who's Back of the Week specifically meant for Tiger Woods and his DUI arrest (10:27 - 20:39). TJ Lang, Graham Glasgow and Travis Swanson join the show to talk about playing for the Lions, Coach Caldwell Dead or Alive, and how funny Aaron Rodgers actually is (20:39 - 45:37). Segments include Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelo, PR 101 for Bryce Harper getting into a fight, Respect the Biz, Explain it to Kevin Love and Finals predictions, and Drunk Ideas.
NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Final are set and ready to go. Lebron is in his 7th straight Finals and we're torn as a podcast on who to root for (2:24 - 10:04). Grit Week update and our new addiction, chasing tornadoes (10:04 - 20:52). Cincinnati Bengals Quarterback Andy Dalton joins us in Vanny Woodhead to talk Bengals, Steelers, losing his luggage, the Rose Bowl, and being a role model to gingers everywhere (20:52 - 44:44). Segments include Tiger Woods update, Radio Wars with Colin Cowherd, An exclusive phone call to Lavar Ball about his shoe sales, Spinzone Brock Osweiler, Trouble in Paradise the Seahawks Defense vs Russ Wilson, That's enough internet for today, and Jimbos of the week.
Grit Week continues and the guys are live in Cleveland for Cavs/Celtics Game 4 aka the Kyrie 3rd Quarter Game (1:56 - 10:34). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (10:34 - 20:29). Grit Week update. Michigan Head Football Coach Jim Harbaugh joins the show to talk about Football, milk drinking, meeting the pope, how he dreams about playing Football, and what Grit means to him (20:29 - 60:54). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers to Mike Zimmer, Fair Play for Mike & Mike not speaking, Bachelor update for guys that don't watch the Bachelor, Protect the Shield Goodell lets players celebrate, Explain It To Hank, we bought him a Tamagotchi pet that he now has to keep alive.
Grit Week 2017 is here and we are live from West Virginia. The guys talk about the trip thus far in their 1993 Conversion Van named Vanny Woodhead (2:11 - 8:11). Lebron sucked and the Cavs finally lost a game (8:11 - 13:49). Who's back of the week (13:49 - 20:23). Baltimore Ravens' running back Danny Woodhead joins us from Vanny Woodhead to talk Grit, his decision to sign with Baltimore and whether or not he feels pressure to win a Super Bowl for PFT (20:23 - 33:40). West Virginia Head Basketball Coach Bob Huggins joins us to talk about coaching, his famous punishment treadmill, teaching the press and his FitBit (33:40 - 57:21). Segments include Tommy Lasorda thoughts and prayers, Olympic Update for the deteriorating Rio medals, Ehhhhhh for Lavar Ball, Tim Tebow Update, and Protect The Shield
NBA Playoffs and Hank's Puking a lot of green (1:30 - 4:20). Paul George loses out on 70 million dollars because Sportswriters run the world (4:20 - 7:15). Embrace Debate can women be big ballers according to Lavar Ball (7:15 - 10:17). Grit Week preview and the announcement of cities (10:17 - 14:04). Our lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to guide us through intern interviews, grit week legal issues and Portnoy's complaint (14:04 - 34:48). Randy Moss (the original) joins the show to give us picks for the Preakness and a preview of the second Triple Crown race (34:48 - 46:44). Segments include PR 101 for A-Rod, Thoughts and Prayers, Hurt or Injured for Tom Brady, Connect the dots, Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, Humans vs the Sun, and Guys on Chicks.
NBA Draft Lottery and Playoffs. Are the Spurs done or finished and will the Celtics win a game against the Cavs (2:17 - 6:36). The guys from Mickstape join us for Hot Seat/Cool Throne and Part 1 of our Kareem Abdul Jabbar interview (6:36 - 40:23). We talk John Wooden, Kobe, and the sky hook with Kareem as well as his new book "Wooden and Me". Segments include PR 101 for James Harden, Fair Play the Mike and Mike Break Up, Kings Stay Kings for Rovell's shitty tweets and Antonio Cromartie, Respect the Biz Peyton Manning MC'ing the ESPYS. Embrace Debate for the rest vs rust of the Cavs and Radio Wars vs Mark Cuban.
Derek Jeter finally gets the recognition he deserves on Derek Jeter night (1:07 - 6:50) . NBA Playoffs and the Warriors are the new heels of the NBA (6:50 - 15:17). Stanley Cup playoffs and how hockey twitter will deal with a Nashville/Ottawa Stanley Cup Final plus fun facts about Ottawa (15:17 - 20:07). Who's Back of the Week (20:07 - 25:16) . Mike Conley from the Memphis Grizzlies joins the show to talk about the NBA playoffs, his new contract, and whether or not he wants to invest in our business ideas (25:16 - 50:02). Segments include Embrace Debate is Colin Kaepernick's name too difficult to spell, Talking Soccer, Sabermetrics, PR 101 for RGIII and Russ Wilson. Stay Woke is Avril Lavigne actually dead and Hank Hot In The Streets explaining the newest Spongebob Meme.
The Capitals have lost. The Washington Capitals have lost again. They have lost without reaching the third round. PFT recaps going to Game 7 and what it's like to be a Caps fan (2:11 - 12:54). NBA playoff talk (12:54 - 17:30). Guys on Chicks (17:30 - 22:33). Hank Azaria joins the show to talk about his new show Brockmire, working on the Simpsons, Mets dildo gate and a couple table readings from famous movies (22:33 - 48:27). Segments include spinzone for Josh Gordon, trouble in paradise Arod and Jeter, Embrace Debate, hurt or injured and Jimbos of the week.
NBA Playoffs and our new love Draymond the troll (1:06 - 4:50). Caps vs Penguins Game 7 preview (4:50 - 11:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (11:30 - 23:05). LA Clipper/NBA Free Agent Blake Griffin joins the show to talk about his foot injury (not a stubbed toe), Big Cat's tweet bashing the Clippers, NBA Free Agency and Lavar Ball (23:05 - 55:36). Segments include trouble in paradise for the 2008 Boston Celtics, The retirement of Locker Room Talk with Lenny and debut of Locker Room Talk without Lenny. Man Card for Matt Harvey, and Problematic for the St Louis Cardinals
NBA Playoffs and turns out Lebron James is still really good at basketball. Stanley Cup Playoffs talking Blues, Caps, and the series everyone forgets out west (1:07 - 12:58). Who's back of the week in honor of John Daly winning his first tournament since 2004 (12:58 - 21:33). 4 time MLB All Star Paul Lo Duca joins the show to talk about his playing career, horse racing, what it was like when everyone in the clubhouse was doing speed, and a great Tommy Lasorda story (21:33 - 57:19). Segments include PR 101 for the Mets and Dildo Gate. Spin zone for Kristaps Porzingis getting "hacked". Kings Stay Kings for Darren Rovell and Lavar Ball. Embrace Debate. Marlins Man was on National Television so we called him and drunk idea.
NBA Playoffs, Celtics vs Wizards Fight, Lebron Blames and the Capitals are officially in a load of trouble (1:52 - 15:02). Randy Moss from NBC sports joins the show to break down the Kentucky Derby and give us some winners for the big race on Saturday (15:02 - 29:43). Blake Bortles hops on for the monthly meeting of the Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club, discussing Kentucky Derby and Cinco De Mayo (29:43 - 44:56). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers for Tyronne Lue, Bad Visual, Lane Kiffin blows our minds again, Shoe Roast for the new Big Baller Brand shoes, Respect the Biz, Hank Hot in the Streets, and Jimbos of the week.
NBA Playoffs and Isaiah Thomas' puts up 53 (1:12 - 7:46). Stanley Cup Playoffs and the Caps are back after the Sidney Crosby injury (7:46 - 14:53). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (14:53 - 26:44). Rachel Nichols joins the show to break down all 4 Conference Semifinal matchups and answers the age old question, is Brad Stevens coaching for his job? (26:44 - 42:26). Zach Parise from the Minnesota Wild joins the show to talk Chocolate Milk, Sidney Crosby, and whether or not he's a Cake Eater (42:26 - 52:36). Segments include Respect the Biz for Northwestern School of Journalism, Talking Soccer, Embrace Debate Lane Kiffin tweets, Man Card for X Pac, Kings stay Kings for Adam Schefter, and the return of Guys on Chicks, the segment where Guys explain Women to Women.
Stanley Cup Playoffs and it's time for the Capitals to hit the panic button (1:37 - 7:17). The Clippers are bounced for the playoffs and it's time to blow the whole thing up (7:17 - 13:12). NFL Draft round up, John Fox stay woke, Belichick found his new loophole, and not to brag but we called Joe Mixon to the Bengals. Who's Back Of The Week (13:12 - 25:44). Hall of Famer George Brett joins the show to talk about his baseball career, being single in a time with no cell phones, never lifting weights, and the famous pants pooping story (25:44 - 53:12) . Segments include Bad Visual for Roger Goodell wiping a booger on a handicapped child, Respect the Biz, Hurt or Injured Isaiah Thomas, Uhhh Ya Think for Dwight Howard being unhappy, Marlins Man was on National Television so we called him, Perspective and a Hank Hot in the streets for Fyre Fest.
We break down the entire first round of the 2017 NFL Draft. What were the Bears thinking? Is John Lynch the greatest GM of all time? Was everyone trading up for Quarterbacks drunk? Vanny Woodhead update and the story of getting pulled over on the New Jersey Turnpike for being too swaggy (we actually had a busted headlight) . Former Philadelphia Eagle Donovan McNabb joins the show to talk about the draft, his draft memories, how he doesn't think TO should be in the Hall of Fame, allegedly puking in the Super Bowl and Mean Tweets (18:05 - 46:32). PR 101 Roger Goodell, Trouble in Paradise for the Knicks, Done or Finished, Seeing Red and Luck of the Irish, Panic Button for the Washington Capitols, and Jimbos of the Week.
The guys successfully made the trip down to Philly in Vanny Woodhead the 1993 Conversion Van. NBA Playoffs and Russ has been eliminated. NFL Draft storylines (1:07 - 18:45). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (18:45 - 26:11). NFL Network's Ian Rapoport joins the show to talk about the draft, what QB is going first, who is looking to trade and the time Aaron Hernandez threatened to kill him (26:11 - 51:07). Segments include Kings Stay Kings, hurt or injured with San Jose Sharks Logan Couture. Seeing Red. Alex Jones trial update. Is Pat Riley going to die soon. Respect the Biz and locker room talk with Pacman Jones
Stanley Cup Playoffs and the Capitals advance (1:11 - 7:02). NBA feuds, Rondo vs Jae Crowder, Marcus Smart vs Jimmy Butler, Russ vs the media, and Lebron vs Paul George (7:02 - 17:28). Who's back of the week (17:28 - 23:28). Buffalo Bills lineman Richie Incognito joins the show to talk about draft memories, the Ryan brothers, his new Head Coach, and Mean tweets (23:28 - 38:17). Segments include Bad Visual, Respect the Biz, the debut of "Marlins Man is on national TV so we called him", hurt or injured, Perspective, Guys on Chicks, Hank Explains, and Thats enough internet for today.
The NFL has released their 2017 schedule which means the fastest 2 minutes are back to break down the Thursday night games (3:07 - 7:59). We bought a conversion van with 215,000 miles on it to drive to the draft in Philly next week. NHL/NBA Playoffs, Lebron is amazing and the Blackhawks are dead (7:59 - 22:55). Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk Playoffs, handshake lines, what he doesn't like about the NBA, and our fake Canadian accents (22:55 - 45:05). Segments include Tiger Woods Update, Lebron Blames, Locker Room Talk for Alex Jones Man Cave weed sessions, PR 101 for those that fail the Wonderlic, and a brand new segment Guy's on Chicks. Plus Jimbos and the craziest update on PFT's e-book
NBA/NHL Playoffs and the guys are buying a Conversion Van (2:56 - 5:12). Panic Button time for various teams across the country (5:12- 10:17) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne featuring a spirited Alex Jones and JNCOS discussion (10:17 - 19:10). Nate Silver joins the show to finish off his interview, mean tweets are read and we ask whether or not the Matrix exists(19:10 - 37:45). Houston Rockets Forward Sam Dekker joins the show to talk about the Russ Westbrook/Patrick Beverly feud, Aaron Rodgers, and what it's like guarding James Harden in practice (37:45 - 49:17). Segments include Mike Greenbergs Dumb Rules, Hmmmmm, Witch Hunt, Bad Visual for Tiger Woods' cargo pants, PR 101 for Carmelo Anthony impregnating a stripper, Sabermetrics, and a thats enough internet for today.
The guys are playing slightly hurt (hungover) but are ready to recap the wild weekend in sports . Power Rankings of least surprising story lines include the Wild imploding, the Clippers losing a game late and Tim Tebow getting a hit on Easter (2:56 - 13:14) . Who's back of the week (13:14 - 22:30). Nate Silver from 538 joins the show to talk about Sabermetrics, the difficulty in analyzing political polls, advanced analytics in the NBA, and who he likes to win the title (22:30 - 50:07). Segments include PR 101 for Dwyane Wade's missed dunk, Hurt or injured Jesus, Talking Soccer for Tim Howard, Aaron Hernandez update, Problematic for Sidney Crosby crying mask, and Trouble in Paradise for the New York Knicks.
NHL playoffs have finally arrived and Canada is already down big (2:44 - 8:12). Emergency football guy of the weeks and Uncle Chaps joins the show to roast the guys (8:12 - 22:32). The people's lawyer Mike Portnoy hops on for Portnoy's complaints and Mrs Portnoy gives us complaints about Mr Portnoy (22:32 - 35:11). Segments include shoe roast for the new Lions jerseys, people forget that, trouble in PFT's paradise, just chill out for Coach K, and Jimbos of the week with Pat Mcafee.
NBA Playoffs are here and everyone hates Steph Curry (2:58 - 5:17). NHL playoff story lines to expect the next 2 months (5:17 - 12:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (12:50 - 19:30). Inside The NBA host Ernie Johnson joins the show to talk about his new book, what it's like hosting a show with Shaq and Charles Barkley and who is going to win the NBA title this season (19:30 - 42:31). Segments include PR 101 for United Airlines. Respect the Biz for Tony Romo suiting up for the Mavericks. Problematic. Sabermetrics with Lenny Dykstra and A Stay Woke
Masters breakdown, Sergio Garcia finally wins the big one and the sportsmanship at Augusta was off the charts (2:56 - 11:58). NHL Playoffs are finally here and we breakdown the first round matches (11:58 - 15:15). Who's back of the week featuring a feisty Rick Reilly on twitter (15:15 - 24:25). Scott Van Pelt joins the show from Augusta to talk about Sergio's big day, Jordan Spieth, the immaculate course and whether or not Tiger will ever be back in a meaningful way on a Sunday at the Masters (24:25 - 44:54) . Segments include the debut of Shoe Roast for Steph Curry's latest shoe, Spinzone for the Texas AM football player caught flashing his dick during tutoring sessions, Tebow update, trouble in paradise for Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers. Bad Visual for the NBA Logo, Big Ben retirement update and is he dead yet?
Masters weekend and Dustin Johnson is the lead story after he fell down his staircase and withdrew from the completion. We read the best theories on what actually happened to DJ ( 2:50 - 11:58). NBA talk and Lebron is winning the East again (11:58 - 19:45). Curt Schilling joins the show to talk about the "negotiating with dummies" book he read while talking contracts with Theo Epstein, evolution, whether or not we've triggered him into a safe space, and some locker room talk with Lenny Dykstra (19:45 - 43:28). Segments include Uhhh Hey JJ, Fair Play for Speak Yourself stealing our Lebron Blames segment. Well that makes sense for Georgetown having a nepotism claus. Thoughts and prayers to Adam Schefter, PR 101 for the Reds prospect caught doing cocaine on snapchat and Jimbos of the week.
Tony Romo has "retired" and we remember his career as the most fun twitter meltdown quarterback (2:52 - 10:38). Emergency Mount Rushmore in honor of Romo naming the best quarterbacks who won exactly 2 playoff games (10:38 - 14:10). National Championship recap + Hot Seat/Cool Throne (14:10 - 27:38). Cubs President of Baseball Operations Theo Epstein joins the show to talk about breaking 2 curses, how he tries to build a team, what his favorite trade was, and mean tweets (27:38 - 61:56). Segments include PR 101, Radio Wars, Stay Woke and Stay Classy for Jim Nantz not giving away a National Championship Necktie.
Baseball is officially back and the guys make their picks that no one will remember in 6 months (2:56 - 7:21). Final Four recap and National Championship preview (7:21 - 11:42). Stingray Steve gives his call of the Mississippi State/Uconn upset (11:42 - 14:07). Who's back of the week (14:07 - 20:10). Former Gonzaga Legend Adam Morrison joins the show to talk about the National Championship and what it feels like to help build a program (20:10 - 37:00). JJ Watt briefly joins the show to announce the official "Uhhh Hey JJ Pardon My Take Charity Drive" and what is in store if PMT reaches the goal (37:00 - 39:02). Segments include Uhhh Ya Think for Derrick Rose, the debut of the segments "Problematic" and "Mansplaining". Stay Classy for Roy Williams not swearing. Respect The Biz for the new Masters media center, Fun Police for the LPGA Narc and a Tim Tebow update.
The guys have brokered a deal with JJ Watt. Final Four preview and Aaron Hernandez trial update (2:58 - 13:48). Mike Portnoy joins the show to talk about the legality of calling Lenny Dykstra and Portnoy's complaints (13:48 - 38:24) . Newly signed Philadelphia Eagle Chris Long joins the show from a tattoo parlor to talk about his reasoning behind choosing Philadelphia and what his favorite Rocky movie is (38:24 - 44:29) . Segments include Dad to Dad, Embrace Debate, Stay Classy Kentucky Fans, Talking Soccer, Kings stay Kings for Skip Bayless, and Stay Woke. Jimbos of the week close out the week
The Raiders are officially moving to Las Vegas and the guys discuss the fallout of where Mark Davis will get his bowl cut (2:58 - 10:02). Lebron Blames for his shoulder and NBA MVP talk for Westbrook and Harden (10:02 - 16:42). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (16:42 - 26:07). Cubs Left Fielder Kyle Schwarber joins the show to talk about winning the World Series, how he rehabbed for October, how many home runs he would hit in beer league softball and mean tweets (26:07 - 43:28). Segments include Mike and Mike Fair Play for Jay Cutler's ruckus, Locker Room Talk, Is Pat Riley Still Alive? Hurt or Injured for Tony Romo's feelings, Stay Classy for Bob Kraft, and the debut of new segment Hashtag Terrorists.
The Final Four is set and Hootie is back, breaking down the weekend of March Madness of and Bill Self's pouch of sadness (2:59 - 12:01). We taped a special Suicidal Big Cat segment 10 minutes after Wisconsin lost to Florida on a buzzer beater Friday Night(12:01- 20:17). Who's Back of the week (20:17 - 28:24). Jay Bilas joins the show to break down the Final Four matchups, the time he sued Barney the Dinosaur, what Coach is on the hot seat and whether or not he'd be willing to wrestle someone to get College Athletes paid (28:24 - 56:45). Segments include Respect the Biz, Witch Hunt for Dustin Johnson, Lebron Blames for his scratched eyeball, Talking Soccer, Magical Tweets, and Thoughts and Prayers to the city of Oakland for losing the Raiders.
Sweet 16 action and the calendar ashes of Xavier trump the Michigan plane crash (2:56 - 11:48). The guys call in to the NFL Competition committee meeting to propose the famous Andy Reid greased up extra point and eliminating Sr on player's nameplates. Roast Haikus read by Tex (11:48 - 18:58). Stu Feiner joins the show to give you Friday night Sweet 16 winners (18:58 - 33:31). Marlins Man joins the show to talk about being on TV during the World Baseball Classic. Segments include Lebron Blames, Kings Stay Kings, Sad QB Carousel, Stay Woke, Hurt or Injured, and Jimbos.
Housekeeping to start the show as the guys are officially banned from getting credentialed at any NCAA games, have developed an online feud with Mark Cuban, and have picked up a couple new addictions (2:59 - 13:27). NBA players sitting out nationally televised games (13:27 - 18:24). Hot seat, cool throne (18:24 - 27:21) . Chicago Cubs first baseman Anthony Rizzo joins the show to talk about winning the World Series, the famous rain delay locker room speech, are Theo/Jed stalking him, and what goes through his mind when he jumps into the stands for foul ball catches (27:19 - 48:09). Segments include the debut of Fun Police, As a white guy, Locker room talk about the coach that put his dick in a hot dog bun and an emergency football guy of the week for Jim Harbaugh making his own crunchy peanut butter.
The first 4 days are over and the guys are ready to talk about all the March Madness story lines. The ACC is soft, the Big Ten is back, Villanova chokes, and the refs still stuck(2:50 - 13:02). Tiger Woods Memorial Who's Back Of The Week (13:02 - 18:01). Dan Dakich joins the show to break down the first 2 rounds, who he likes to win it all, and what will happen at Indiana now that Tom Crean has been fired (18:01 - 44:31). Segments include a bonus Power Rankings of the remaining "Teams of Destiny", PR 101, Kings Stay Kings for Rick Pitino, People Forget That, Big Ben Update, and a Stay Classy for Coach K.
rch Madness Day 1 recap, Northwestern's big win, 16 Seeds making some noise and Tom Crean getting fired (2:57 - 17:17). Plus a couple hot picks for Day 2. LA Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthy joins the show to talk about the upcoming MLB season, Tommy Lasorda, and what it's like to be on twitter as pro athlete. Bonus new segment, mean tweets (17:17 - 42;16). Segments include Just Chill Out Man, People Forget That, Respect The Biz, Honorary Football Guy Of The Week, and Jimbos Of The Week.
The boys are back in studio and ready for March Madness (2:59 - 5:00). First Four PMT bet with major stakes for the loser (5:00 - 9:52). Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (9:52 - 14:31). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (14:31 - 19:55). Mark Titus joins the show to break down the bracket, which team is ready to make some noise, Tom Crean talk, and Lavar Ball (20:55 - 53:18). Segments include PR 101 for Baylor Football, Kings stay Kings for Michael Wilbon, Spinzone Eddy Lacy being fat again, Bad Radio, Not to brag but we called it, Uhhh Ya Think for Jim Harbaugh talking trash to his family in pickup basketball, and that's enough internet for today.
The guys are somehow still in Las Vegas ready to break down the weekend and bracket (2:46 - 7:17). All your favorite March Madness story lines and cliches are discussed (7:17 - 16:48). Who's back of the week (16:48 - 21:49). Brent Musberger joins the show to talk his new show in Las Vegas, gambling, stealing cars as a kid, the famous Eminem interview, his favorite call, and the meaning of woke (21:49 - 52:44). Segments include Hmmm, Just Chill out man for Russ Wilson, Sabermetrics, Explain it To Hank, and a call to our friend Lenny Dykstra to let him decide what color we put an 800 dollar roulette bet on.
The guys are back in Las Vegas after a quick trip down to Arizona for Spring Training. Stories from the trip, meeting Tommy Lasorda and Cubs Camp (2:56 - 8:29). NFL Free Agency, Brock Osweiler, Mike Glennon, Danny Woodhead, Redskins Drama and Brandon Marshall( 8:29 - 17:44). Bill Walton joins the show to talk basketball, Grateful Dead and the meaning of life (17:44 - 50:58). Segments include Sabermetrics for Tim Tebow's heart, Kings stay Kings for Adam Schefters Free Agency performance, Hurt or Injured, Uhhhh Ya Think and Jimbos of the week
The guys are on the road in Arizona after spending the day with Bill Walton in Las Vegas ( 2:57 - 6:33). MVP Talk, Dirk's 30,000 point and a call to brand new Pardon My Take correspondent Lebron James (6:33 - 14:30). Bachelor Talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (14:30 - 16:51). Hot Seat Cool Throne (16:51 - 23:46). Bill Walton joins the show to talk about John Wooden, his life changing back surgery, and the meaning of life in general (23:46 - 56:25). Segments include Sorry not Sorry for Lebron's hunt for greatness, Spinzone Mike Glennon to the Bears, Bad Visual Ciara, PR 101 for Adrian Peterson, Kings stay Kings for Darren Rovell's Pizza Shoe and Hmmm for Lamar Ball
PFT is live from Las Vegas and the Rugby World Series (2:57 - 6:09). Knicks not playing music in the Garden, Arian Foster vs a wolf and John Ross is not getting an island for being the fastest man in football (6:09 - 16:13). Who's Back of the Week in honor of Jim Tomsula being officially back (16:13 - 21:55). Jay Williams joins the show to talk Coach K, Duke/UNC, Bulls, and the year his penis didn't work (21:55 - 50:14). Segments include Tim Tebow and Tony Romo Watch, Respect The Biz, Talking Soccer, Emergency Football Guy Of The Week, Hurt or Injured, and people should stop making fun of Michael Jordan
NFL Combine, David Price is injured, and Curt Schilling is about to embark on a political career (2:52 - 10:25). Listener Roasts of the show with Uncle Chaps (10:25 - 21:07). Rachel Nichols joins the show to talk Lebron, Boogie Cousins, Kevin Durant, Mark Cuban, and the dumpster fire that is the Chicago Bulls (21:07 - 52:29). Segments include Spinzone for the 49ers having no quarterbacks, Tell Da Truth for Dan Snyder, Lebron Blames, Respect The Biz, Locker Room Talk, Bad Radio, and Explain It To Hank.
It is officially the Capitals year after their big trade (2:57 - 5:15). NHL talk, Franchise tag season in the NFL and Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (5:15 - 16:44). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (16:44 - 24:20). Villanova Head Basketball Coach Jay Wright joins the show to talk about last years Championship run, coaching styles, Big East Bias, and whether or not he would take Big Cat as a recruit (24:20 - 48:44). Segments include Trouble in Paradise for Boogie Cousins, Mike and Mike Fair Play, Cam Newton could learn a thing about sportsmanship, Uhhh Ya Think, Thoughts and Prayers, Tebow Watch, Sabermetrics and a late breaking Mooos from Hank.
The Oscars have pulled the greatest Jimmy Kimmel prank of all time and poor Warren Beatty was left holding the wrong card. Full Oscars recap (2:57 - 7:59). Mark Cuban vs Bleacher Report (7:59 - 12:48). Who's Back Of The Week (12:48 - 17:25). Matt Jones from Kentucky Sports Radio joins the show to talk Kentucky Basketball, Coach Cal to the NBA, and long lost Rick Pitino stories (17:25 - 42:21). Rear Admiral joins to catch the guys up on NHL and what football team each contender is most like (42:21 - 54:36). Segments include Radio Wars Shaq vs Javale McGee, PR 101 for Baker Mayfield, Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules, Parental Advisory for Lonzo Ball's Dad, Hurt or Injured for the Red Sox organization, and the debut of "Should Buzzfeed be tried for War Crimes?"
NBA trade deadline and College basketball heating up (2:53 - 7:26). New game that is sweeping the nation "how long can we talk about Rick Pitino without mentioning his premature ejaculation" (7:26 - 11:10). Chris Christie is possibly joining "the biz" (11:10 - 13:33). Blake Bortles joins the show to talk about lunch with Matt Ryan and a full preview of the 2016 Oscars based solely on reading the Wikipedia pages (13:33 - 49:37). Segments include PR 101 for Jameis Winston, Just Chill Out Man for Kings Owner Vivek Ranadive, Spinzone for Aaron Hernandez's lawyer, Kings Stay Kings Skip Bayless saying Bill Belichick is a very good coach not a great coach, Thoughts and Prayers to Chad Kelly, and Jimbos of the week.
Larry II has died (2:57 - 9:11). NBA trade talk, Boogie Cousins and Jimmy Butler (9:11 - 15:13). Bachelor talk for guys who don't watch the Bachelor (15:13 - 17:20). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (17:20 - 26:35). Super Bowl Champion Mike Singletary joins the show to talk about football, Bear Weather, and Buddy Ryan (26:35 - 42:30). Lance Briggs joins the show to talk about driving Lambos, playing in the Super Bowl, and Marc Trestman (42:30 - 55:53). Segments include Magical Tweets for Magic Johnson, Kings Stay Kings for the fat Sutton United goalie, Spinzone for Cedric Benson, As a straight guy, and sorry not sorry.
NBA All Star Weekend and Kyrie Irving thinks the world is flat (2:59 - 15:47). Tiger Woods Memorial Who's Back Of The Week (15:47 - 22:24). ESPN's Trey Wingo joins the show to talk about the NFL, what it's like to do live TV every day, how much his name has benefited his career, and whether or not he smokes weed when he golfs (he doesn't, we made that up) (22:24 - 42:05). Segments include PR 101 for the Dunk Contest. Thoughts and Prayers to Carmelo Anthony. The debut of Tony Romo watch. Hmmmm. Parental Advisory and That's Enough Internet For Today.
Spring Training and the guys are ready to break down all the Spring Training story lines you're bound to hear (2:57 - 11:11). Sports Do Overs in honor of Adele's Do Over at the Grammys (11:11 - 18:34). Ice Cube joins the show to talk about his new movie Fist Fight, 3 on 3 basketball league, and a rap battle against PFT (18:34 - 31:35). The People's Lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to talk about criminal trespassing at the Westminster Dog Show, the new Barstool Employee Handbook, and Portnoy's Complaint (31:35 - 50:52). Segments include Bad Visual for Phil Jackson, Put one in his earhole, Locker Room Talk with Lenny, As a White Guy, Man Card, Fair Play Mike and Mike, PR 101 for Vince Young, and Jimbos Of The Week.
Welcome to the only podcast officially banned by the Westminster Kennel Club. The boys attempted to go to the Best In Show competition at Madison Square Garden with fake credentials and were promptly detained by the NYPD ( 2:54 -16:10) - . Hot Seat/Cool Throne (16:10 - 19:22). Trill Withers joins the show to talk NBA, the official debut of the Mickstape podcast and who's mans is it for all of the contending teams (21:22 - 35:38). Ryan Whitney from spittin chiclets joins the show to talk NHL, is this the Caps year, and whether or not peaking too early is a real thing in hockey (35:38 - 47:41). Segments include respect the biz, the debut of "is ____ a bad sports town?", Lebron Blames, hmmmm, and not to brag but we called it.
Kevin Durant vs Russ Westbrook and an update on Lebron Blames (4:07 - 8:50). Who's Back Of The Week including Grammy's Talk (8:56 - 15:53). Mike Golic joins the show to talk Football, what it's like having the same co-host for 18 years, and what he thinks of our Mike and Mike impression.(16:50 - 46:06) Segments include PR 101 for James Dolan. Anonymous Sources season for College football players. Uhhhh Ya Think. Is He Dead Yet? Bad Radio and Respect The Shield for the Madden Champion that loves to tweet offensive things.
College basketball season is back and we miss Dickie V calling the big UNC/Duke game (2:57 -12:00). Charles Oakley vs James Dolan and a power rankings of ex-athletes you would least want to fight (12:00 - 18:40). Super Bowl Champion Chris Long joins the show to talk about Bill Belichick smiling, what the halftime locker room was like in the Super Bowl, and the first 15 minutes after winning the big game (18:40 - 40:22). Segments include Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, Sabermetrics, Perspective, Respect the Biz, As A White Guy, Emergency Who's Back, PR 101 for Sean Spice on how to deal with big J Journalists and Jimbos of the week.
The guys are inside the mothership in Bristol to appear on Sportscenter with Scott Van Pelt. Hank is back from Houston and we wrap up story lines from Super Bowl 51. (7:19 - 13:50). Hot Seat, Cool Throne. (13:57 - 18:15) Scott Van Pelt and Stanford Steve join the show to talk about behind the scenes of their show, how we did on Sportscenter, and our team review of the ESPN cafeteria. (19:23 - 43:26) Segments include the debut of "Lebron Blames", PR 101, Trouble in Paradise, Hmmmm, Stay Woke, and a not to brag but phone call with Jim Rome after his new contract with CBS after coming on our show.
Super Bowl 51 recap. Was it the greatest game ever? Is Matt Ryan elite? Did Kyle Shanahan care too much about his new job? Did the Patriots win it or did the Falcons lose it? Embrace Debate and much more. Who's back of the week. Football guy of the week. Jim Rome joins the show to talk about controversies, smack offs, and our favorite game Rome vs Rome (PFT does a mean impression of him in his face). Segments include Kings stay Kings. Thoughts and Prayers, Put one in his earhole. Stay Classy, PR 101, Is Pat Riley Dead Yet and Respect The Biz - stories from our day on Radio Row.
Super Bowl Week Finale. Roger Goodell has banned the boys from all official activities so they've gone rogue journalism. Favorite Super Bowl Prop Bets(10:58-13:35). Former Patriot Quarterback Scott Zolak joins the show to talk about Jimmy Johnson intimidating him on a boat, how long Brady will play and Roger Goodell's vendetta(17:49-34:32). 3X Super Bowl Champion Mike Vrabel joins the show to talk about what it's like to play in the Super Bowl, catching passes as a linebacker and Andy Reid's clock management.(34:42-50:09). Segments include Kings stay kings, Thoughts and prayers for the Conglomerate(ft. Spencer Hawes), Hurt or Injured, Spinzone, Explain it to Hank, Dunk ideas and Jimbo's.
Live from Houston, PFT talks about getting smuggled past the Barstool blockade to get some interviews at Superbowl media day. Hot seat cool throne featuring AllBusinessPete (10:25 - 16:18). Doug Flutie talks about playing for Trump, his infamous drop kick and being a short guy in the NFL (18:27-28:18). John Clayton gives us his best Terry Bradshaw impression, Shouldergate, and plays "Three Downs" with the guys (28:24 - 51:19). Segments include LeBrons a baby back bitch, Is Lane Kiffin Kidnapped, Hmm, Sabermetrics, and Bad Radio.
Live from Super Bowl Week in Houston the boys are ready to celebrate their birthdays and say goodbye to the 2016-17 NFL Season. Football Guy of the week(10:02-16:45). Tiger Woods Who's Back Of The Week(16:50-22:30). Gambling legend Stu Feiner joins the show to talk football, the Wild West of gambling, and how he lives life(25:05-50:21). Segments include People Forget That, PR 101, Kings Stay Kings, Thoughts and Prayers to Uber, And Drunk Ideas
On today's show, PFT Commenter and Big Cat talk about Big Cat's RV trip down to the Super Bowl (2:50 - 4:20) and Coach K's decision to not allow Duke basketball players to wear any Duke logos until they straighten their act up (5:00 - 11:00). They debate Trump's Bernhard Langer voting story (11:04 - 13:53). The guys are joined by Michael Smith and Jemele Hill from ESPN to talk about their new Sportscenter, and their plans to include the underrepresented white male sports fan in their show (16:42 - 44:41), Segments include "hurt or injured" for the basketball player who got his eye taken out, "Man card" for Tom Brady's 9-year old son, "Protect the shield" from Roger Goodell, and Jimbos.
Does Lebron need help and other mid week talk while waiting for Super Bowl Week (2:59-7:22). Bachelor recap by guys who don't actually watch the Bachelor (10:41 - 13:19). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (13:25-21:00) World Premiere of PFTs latest hit single song (21:00 - 25:30) . Olympian Ryan Lochte joins the show to talk about competing in the Olympics, what it takes to be a world class swimmer and whether or not he regrets anything from his experience in Rio (25:30-40:42). Segments include Hurt or Retired for Big Ben, PR 101 for Johnny Manziel, Locker Room Talk with Pacman Jones, Hmmmm, Sabermetrics, Trouble in Paradise and Bad Radio while we work out using our new thigh masters. #TightVaginaSquad
Fastest 2 minutes for Championship Weekend. The guys predict Super Bowl bye week story lines. Embrace Debate - Mike and Mike debate whether its ok to punch a Nazi. Who's Back Of The Week. Football Guy of The Week. Minnesota Viking Cordarrelle Patterson joins the show to talk NFL, possibly playing Running Back next year, is Tennessee back? and his love for Appleebees. Segments include Man Card for Ryan Grigson and Chuck Pagano, Respect the Biz, Connect the Dots, Sabermetrics, Keep Fucking that Chicken, and Drunk Ideas.
Aaron Nagler, Dave Dameshek, Dave Portnoy, A Person Working At Coca Cola
NFL Championship weekend is finally here and the guys are ready for all the storylines ( 2:59 - 15:18). Westbrook vs Durant (15:18 - 19:55). In prep for the AFC and NFC championship games the guys welcome on a representative from each team. Aaron Nagler (Packers 19:55 - 29:22) ),Dave Dameshek (Steelers 29:22 - 36:46), Dave Portnoy (Patriots 26:46 - 45:07) and a random representative from the Coca Cola call center and the Braves front office voicemail (Atlanta). Segments include PR 101, Hmmmm, Uhhh Ya Think, Spinzone, Is Pat Riley dead yet? And weekly Jimbo's
NFL mid week drama (2:56 -7:30). NBA season is heating up with Cavs/Warriors, Melo trade rumors, and Joel Embiid (7:30 - 14:54). In honor of President Obama's Pardons, Pardon My misTake where we Pardon parts of our show (14:54 - 17:16). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (17:16 - 27:45). Former San Diego Charger and 3X Pro Bowl Winner Shawne Merriman joins the show to talk about the Chargers move to LA, what it was like to sack Tom Brady and Ben Rothlisberger, and whether or not he will sue us for our various business ideas that "borrow" the Lights Out name (27:45 - 49:47) . Segments include Hmmmm, Trouble in Paradise, Hurt or Injured, Embrace Debate do you button your top button, Uhhh Ya Think, Bad Radio watching Giannis dunks, and our weekly Bachelor Talk from guys that don't actually watch the Bachelor.
Fastest 2 minutes for the NFL Divisional Round + full game breakdowns (2:56 - 11:39). Who's back of the week (11:39 - 14:40). Uncle Chaps joins the show to talk about the Jaguars and Football Guy Of The Week (14:40 - 27:27). Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio Joins the show to talk Playoffs, Seahawks Championship window, Aaron Rodgers, and what the hell is going on in Indianapolis(27:20 - 48:41). Segments include PR 101, Respect the Biz, Rumors, Hurt or Injured for Big Ben, #JumpsuitJanuaryProblems, and As A White Guy what does MLK day mean to us.
Los Angeles is back on the map with the Chargers moving and the Rams hiring a 30 year old coach (2:59 - 10:04). NFL Divisional Round Matchup preview (10:04 - 25:29). Power Rankings of the all time best piss guys (25:29 - 29:24). The long awaited Lenny Dykstra interview is finally here and it's our worst one yet (29:24 - 36:37). MMA Fighter joins the show to talk about his big fight against Chael Sonnen and his time on Celebrity Apprentice with Donald Trump (36:37 - 47:17). Segments include Mike Greenbergs Dumb Rules, Grumors, new segment "The Good Old Days", Is He Dead Yet, That's Enough Internet For Today and Jimbos Of The Week
National Championship recap, what's next for Nick Saban (2:59 - 12:20). Bachelor Recap by guys that don't watch the Bachelor (12:20 - 15:53). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (15:53 - 22:14). PGA Tour Golfers Smylie Kaufman and Rickie Fowler join the show to talk about golf ettiequte, spring break, is Tiger back, and who they hate the most on tour (22:14 - 49:17). Segments include PR 101 for Derrick Rose, Stay Classy, Connect the Dots David Ortiz, As A White Guy, Put on in his earhole, and that's enough internet for today.
Fastest 2 minutes for NFL Wild Card Weekend (2:51 - 5:24). Recap of the weekend of blowouts (5:24 - 12:04). Who's Back of the Week (12:04 - 16:20). Football Guy Of The Week (16:20 - 25:03). ESPN and Sirius Radio Host Paul Finebaum joins the show to talk about the National Championship, what went wrong with Lane Kiffin, his disgust for Michigan, and a Headline Grabber (25:03 - 54:37). Segments include Hurt or Injured, Just Chill out Man, Bad Visual, Bad Radio, Trouble in Paradise, Spinzone, and that's enough Internet for today.
NFL Wild Card Weekend and the guys are ready to break down every game in a highly detailed fashion (3:06 - 14:27). Embrace Debate, do you wear shirts when you sleep? (14:27 - 15:53) Friday Roasts (15:53 - 18:30). Recurring Guest Mark Titus joins the show to talk Grayson Allen, Coach K, NBA, and the time Tom Crean searched for a live bat (18:30 - 41:21). Segments include Man Card Nick Saban, bonus conversation figuring out how many times a year Coach Saban orgasms. Bad Visual for George McCaskey, Locker Room Talk, Mike Wilbon Name Drop Of The Week, and Uhhh Ya Think. Pat McAfee joins the show to finish the week off with a great round of Jimbos.
Michael Rapaport and Boise State Head Basketball Coach Leon Rice
NFL MVP Race anda bonus Mike Greenberg Dumb Rules (2:54 - 15:34). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (15:35 - 19:54). Michael Rapaport joins the show to catch up with the guys, any recent cat murderers and his current sickness (19:54 - 47:16). Boise State Head Basketball Coach Leon Rice joins the show to talk about being a Football guy trapped in a Basketball Coach's body and why he literally ate fire before a game last week to pump up his team (47:16 - 54:59). Segments include PR 101, Bad Visual, Kings Stay Kings, Sorry not Sorry for Brent Musberger, Explain it to Hank, and Drunk Ideas.
The boys are back from Christmas break and ready to talk football and gambling Goldfish (2:59 - 8:49). Who's back of the week (8:49 - 16:11). Football guy of the week (16:11 - 25:17). 2X Super Bowl Champion Lawrence Tynes joins the show to talk Giants/Packers, Scottish accents, and the newest final question "Headline Grab"(27:17 - 52:40). Segments include Respect The Biz, Thoughts and Prayers for Coach K, Well that makes sense for Lane Kiffin, Is Pat Riley going to die soon Gary Kubiak edition, Stay Woke, and Bad Radio 2016 In Memoriam.
Best Of 2016 Part 2 - Featuring Joe Buck, Katie Nolan, Ian Rapoport, Blake Griffin, Matthew Dellavedova, and Lenny Dykstra 12/30/16
Pardon My Take Best of Interviews 2016 Part 2. Clips from some of our best guests in the past year, as well as background discussion about the subject interviewed. Backstories and previously unheard anecdotes precede interviews with Joe Buck, Ian Rapoport, Blake Griffin, Matthew Dellavedova, Katie Nolan, Blake Bortles, Lenny Dykstra and more.
Best Of 2016 Part 1 - Featuring Scott Van Pelt, Jim Tressel, Mike Ditka, Rachel Nichols and Pat McAfee 12/28/16
Pardon My Take Best of Interviews 2016 Part 1. Clips from some of our best guests in the past year, as well as background discussion about the subject interviewed. Backstories and previously unheard anecdotes precede interviews with Danny Woodhead, Scott Van Pelt, Jim Tressel, Mike Ditka, Rachel Nichols, Pat McAfee, Marquette King, Justin Pugh, Spencer Hawes, Frank Kaminsky, and more.
Ric Flair and New York Rangers Kevin Hayes, Jimmy Vesey and Brady Skjei 12/23/16
Grayson Allen hate is sweeping the nation (3:25 - 7:40). Christmas week is upon us and the guys talk about their favorite holiday activities (7:40 - 10:15). NFL Wonky Week 16 Picks (10:15 - 14:35). New York Rangers Kevin Hayes, Jimmy Vesey and Brady Skjei stopped by the studio to talk about MSG, what's wrong with basketball, and Jimmy's decision to not play in Chicago (14:35 - 23:39). Wresting Legend Ric Flair joins the show to talk about Wrestling, Football, and his ability to make women Woooo (23:39 - 40:06). Segments include Bad Visual, Sabermetrics, Spinzone, Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules, That's Enough Internet, Spoilers, and Jimbo's.
Recap of the first annual Barstool Sports Presents Pardon My Take Presents Wet The Beak Ponzi Scheme Awareness Bowl(2:30 - 7:22). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (7:22- 14:42). Former Oakland Raiders CEO Amy Trask joins the show to talk about her time with the Raiders, Mark Davis, and how to build a successful team in the NFL. She also discusses her new book "Negotiating Like A Woman" (14:42 - 44:12). Segments include Respect The Biz, Grumors, Locker Room Talk, Fair Play, As a white guy, and That's enough internet for today.
3 Time Super Bowl Champion Mark Schlereth 12/19/16
Week 15 NFL Recap and the guys are getting ready for the big bowl game on Tuesday Night (The Barstool Sports presents Pardon My Take presents the Wet the Beak Ponzi Scheme Awareness Boca Raton Bowl)(2:47 - 13:26). Who's back of the week (13:26 - 17:59). Football Guy of the Week (17:59 - 26:14). 3 Time Super Bowl Champion Mark Schlereth joins the guys for a talk about Football Guys, Dr. physicals, and how many Cam Newton hot takes he has left in him (28:16 - 56:42). Segments include Respect the Biz, Stay Classy, Ehhhh aka Awkward, Bad Visual, PSYCH, and the debut of "That's Enough Internet For Today"
Chicago Blackhawks Goalie Scott Darling and PMT Lawyer Mike Portnoy 12/16/16
The big news is here, Pardon My Take has officially purchased a bowl game (parody law) ( 2:48 - 7:19). NFL picks and the return of Friday Roasts (7:19 - 18:06). Chicago Blackhawks goalie Scott Darling joins the show to talk hockey, goalie eye tests, and the return of his man card (19:21 - 28:14). Pardon My Take lawyer Michael Portnoy, esq joins the show to discuss the legality of squatting on the rights of a Bowl game as well as what's been bothering him recently (29:33 - 47:06). Segments include That's on Us, Sabermetrics, PR 101, and Jimbos of the week
Twitter wars, PFT is in a twitter war with Jay Mariotti and Jeff Fisher has been fired (2:45 - 9:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (9:28 - 16:21). Mike Pereira joins the show to talk about players jumping over the center during Field Goals and what would happen if a dildo were to cause a fumble in live action (17:24 - 34:47). The guys went back to Death to talk about Jeff Fisher's deceased coaching career, Tommy Lasorda, and closure on who killed Larry 1 (34:47 - 43:57) . Segments include Protect the Shield MLB edition, Thoughts and Prayers to Breast Cancer, Lebron Meme Killer, Spinzone for Lane Kiffin, Things I Thought Were Funny When I Was Drunk, and the newest segment Train Thoughts.
NFL Week 14 recap (2:48 - 7:01). Army/Navy, Marquette King possibly dating Kim Kardashian ( 7:01 - 13:14). The Aaron Rodgers Memorial Who's Back Of The Week. Football Guy of The Week (13:14 - 25:30). Chicago Bears Guard Kyle Long joins the show to talk about rehabbing his injury, Oregon football, Bear Weather, and twitter trolls. Segments include Hurt or Injured, Protect the Shield for Deflategate II, Bad Visual, Stay Classy, Lebron the Meme Killer, and the debut of segments "Bless His Heart" and "Bad Radio".
Thursday Night Football recap and what a cold bundled up Andy Reid means for our happiness (2:32 - 7:14). Week 14 NFL Picks and Heisman preview (7:14 - 14:55). West Virginia Head Coach Dana Holgorsen joins the show to talk football, his hair, and how many Red Bull's he drinks in a single day (14:55 - 29:53). Segments include Stay Classy, Kings Stay Kings, PR 101, Stay Woke, Respect The Biz, and Jimbos of the week. Bonus - flipping a water bottle on to a table game.
Hot Stove season and the guys are ready to talk MLB and College Bowl Season (3:03 - 12:12). Hot Seat/Cool Throne(12:12 - 18:27)). MMA Fighter Chael Sonnen joins the show to talk professional fighting, arm bars, Mayweather vs Pacquiao (20:30 - 41:23). Western Michigan Head Coach PJ Fleck joins the show to talk about motivation, bowl season, and rowing the boat (41:23 - 51:23). Segments include Battle of the Sexes, Kings Stay Kings, Hurt or Injured, Sabermetrics, and Stay Woke
The guys are back from the MAC Championship and B1G Championship. NFL Week 13 Recap (2:53 - 7:57). Blogger and Battle Rap Champion Rone joins the show to talk about College Football Final Four and his Penn State Nitanny Lions (7:47 - 12:56). Tiger Woods Who's Back Of the Week. Football guy of the week (12:56 - 31:24). Coach Dave Wannstedt from FOX Sports joins the show to talk College Coaching, CFB Playoffs and a great Ed Orgeron story from their days together in Miami (31:24 - 50:51). Segments include Kings Stay Kings for Jeff Fisher's new contract, Panic Button for PFT, Stay Woke, and Embrace Debate for Ezekiel Elliot
The guys are live from Detroit and the MAC Championship. Tiger is back and Mike Zimmer needs an eye patch. Power Rankings of conversations you least want to get into. LA Rams Quarterback Jared Goff joins the show to talk about facing Tom Brady, the Sun, and a possible name change for marketing purposes. Segments include Thoughts and Prayers, Peter King Ate The Trash Again, Hurt or Injured, Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules, and Jimbos of the week
Tiger Woods is officially back and so is the debate around pro athletes taking paternal leave (Al Horford). Hank is back from his vacation and ready to receive compliments for #GivingTuesday. Power Rankings of people you wouldn't want to get in a fight with if they were wearing this specific NFL jersey. Hot seat Cool throne (17:09-22:00). Former Green Bay Packer Tom Crabtree joins the show to talk Aaron Rodgers, MACtion, and dog diarrhea(23:22-49:47). Segments include PR 101 for Johnny Manziel (51:00-52:15) and RGIII, Respect The Shield (54:15-55:15), Stay Woke, Kings Stay Kings, Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules, and Hank's hot in the streets.
The guys are back from Thanksgiving break and ready to recap Week 12 of the NFL with the fastest 3 minutes. Football guy of the week in honor of Coach O's LSU hiring. The Tiger Woods who's back of the week. ESPN Host Danny Kanell joins the show to talk about chaos in College Football, why he wears a turtle neck on air, and his beef with the airline industry. Segments include PR 101 for Brian Kelly, People Forget That, Kings Stay Kings, Stay Woke, Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, and everyone's favorite new game "Is He Dead Yet?"
Thanksgiving time is here, time to loosen up the belt, crack a beer, and watch some football. NFL Picks for Turkey Day. Hot Seat/Cool Throne. Special Edition Mt Rushmore for favorite Thanksgiving activities. Bonus Mt. Flushmore for least favorite Thanksgiving day activities. Blake Bortles joins the show for the monthly Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club with topics "Tryptophan" and "Question Dodging". Stingray Steve joins to give his College Football call of the week. Segments include People Forget That, Locker Room Talk with Lenny Dykstra, Sabermetrics, Talking Soccer, and Thoughts and Prayers. The triumphant return of "Uhhhh Hey JJ" and a special bonus leaked scene from the new Matthew Dellavedova Movie.
NFL Week 11 recap. The Browns are officially eliminated from the playoffs. Football Guy of the Week. The Tiger Woods Memorial Who's Back Of The Week. Morgan Cox and Justin Tucker join us from the Baltimore Ravens to talk about Special Teams, long snapping trick shots, and Joe Flacco. Segments include Kicker's Psychiatrist Couch, Stay Woke, Sabermetrics, Hurt or Injured, Just Chill Out Man for Aaron Rodgers. Hmmm for Adam Schefter not going to Mexico and a new segment "Talk To The Listeners".
#PuntWeek with Johnny Hekker & Kevin Huber 11/18/16
On today's show the guys remember that baseball is still a sport thanks to their annual tradition of making post-post-season announcements for their regular-season awards (2:30 - 5:31). They examine what a post-injury world is like now that Donald Trump is going to be President, and they unveil their start/sitting fantasy rankings for the upcoming weekend (5:31 - 9:45). Friday roasts & NFL picks (9:45 - 20:19). Interview With Rams Punter Johnny Hekker (22:19 - 36:22) & Kevin Huber (36:22 - 46:16). Segments include "Watchdogs," "Stay Woke," "Talking Soccer," "Put One In His Earhole," and Friday Jimbos.
College Basketball is back and the guys were front and center for Kansas' win over Duke (3:30 - 8:08). Tony Romo and Jared Goff talk (8:08 - 12:17). Hot Seat Cool Throne (12:17 - 18:56). Punt week continues with Marquette King from the Oakland Raiders (18:56 - 37:17). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers to Dads of America who wear New Balance. Stay Woke, Kicker's Psychiatrist Couch, As a white guy, Uhh Ya think, Power Rankings of the 4-5 NFL Teams and the newest segment "things I thought were funny when I was drunk".
NFL Week 10 Recap (2:47 - 9:03). Chaos in College Football and a great slate of NFL games are here to heal the nation (9:03 - 15:26). Who's Back of the week. Football guy of the week (16:30 - 24:38). Indianapolis Colts punter Pat McAfee joins the show to talk bye weeks, Andrew Luck, and his punt yardage average mysteriously rising (24:38 - 47:56) . Segments include Stay Classy for UFC 205, thoughts and prayers, hmmm, and the newest segment "is he dead yet?"
Thursday Night Football and it's time for America to officially heal after the 2016 Presidential Election (3:10 - 11:17). Emergency Football Guy of the Week (11:17 - 16:30). Stingray Steve joins the show to give us his call of the week (16:30 - 19:28). Jon Anik from FS1 and UFC previews UFC 205 with all the betting tips you need (19:28 - 34:01). Segments include PR 101, Spinzone, Thoughts and Prayers for Roger Goodell, NFL Week 10 picks, and the debut of Nerd Alert. End your week with Jimbo's.
Election Night and the guys are worried about Sabermetric Nerds giving them a bad name (3:11 - 10:38). Nate Silver's hair, does Hillary lack the clutch gene, and a stay woke about a possible Alien Conspiracy (10:38 - 18:45). Hot Seat Cool Throne. Ian Rapaport joins the show to talk NFL, how he breaks news, and what it will take to get Jeff Fisher fired. Segments include Just Chill Out, Respect The Biz, Man Card, Connect The Dots for Mike Ditka's refusal to run for Senate in 2004, and a special edition Presidential Movies edition of Spoilers.
NFL Week 9 Recap with the fastest 2 minutes in football ( 3:25 - 7:34). Election coming and should Donald Trump lose his man card for getting his twitter taken away from him (7:34 - 19:38). Tiger Woods memorial Who's Back of the week. Football Guy of the Week. Spencer Hawes and Frank Kaminsky visit the guys in studio to give an update on the conglomerate and talk about what it's like being white guys in the NBA. Segments include the debut of "Is he still alive?", "Spinzone", "Kicker's Psychiatrist", "Sabermetrics" for the Cubs parade. "Uhhh Hey JJ", "hmmmm", and "Not to brag but"
World Series Recap as the Cubs win their first title in 108 years. Thunder/Warriors choose your own adventure. NFL Picks and Stingray calls the Cubs final out as well as a great moment in history. Curt Menefee from FOX NFL Sunday joins the show to talk about Aliens, working with Terry Bradshaw and Jay Glazer and his new book "Losing Isn't Everything". Segments include the debut of "Kings Stay Kings", "Bad Visual", "Respect The Biz", and the triumphant return of "Jimbo's Of The Week".
Game 7, the greatest 2 words in sports as the Cubs extend the World Series. Game 6 recap and MACtion talk (3:19 - 11:44). Hot seat, cool throne (11:44 - 16:24). Former NHL player Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk hockey, what's wrong with the NBA and his knuck chucking record ( 27:50 - 39:04). Segments include Hurt or Injured Mike Zimmer, PR101, Thoughts and Prayers and the debut of our new segment "Magical Tweets"
NFL Week 8 Recap ( 2:52 - 7:12). Cubs win Game 5 and the World Series is headed back to Cleveland (7:12 - 12:38). Football Guy of the week awards (12:38 - 18:10). The Tiger Woods who's back of the week (18:10 - 22:01). Mike Florio joins the show to talk NFL ratings, Dak in Dallas, and the dildo incident in Buffalo (23:01 - 37:37). Segments include PR 101, Kickers Psychiatrist, Put one in his earhole, Travel Complaint of the week. Respect the Biz. The debut of If The Season Ended Today and a deep dive connect the dots about ties in the NFL.
The game of the year is finally here, Jacksonville/Tennessee COLOR RUSH (2:58 - 12:22). NFL Week 8 Picks (12:22- 16:21). Blake Griffin joins the show to talk about the upcoming NBA Season, the Golden State Warriors, and washing apples (16:21 - 30:40). Stingray Steve joins the show for his Friday appearance. Segments include PR 101 for Chief Wahoo. Respect The Shield Blake Bortles. Respect The Biz, Locker Room Talk with Lenny Dykstra and Friday Roasts.
The Cubs lose Game 1 of the World Series and PFT is on his way to Pinky Toe Surgery (3:12 - 12:09). Coley Mick from the new Barstool NBA podcast "Mickstape" with Trill Withers hops on to give you some NBA season totals (12:09 - 15:18). Hot Seat Cool Throne (15:18 - 22:59). Rachel Nichols joins the show to talk NBA, Locker Room Talk, and predictions for the NBA season (22:59 - 52:40). Segments include PR 101 for Brock Osweiller, Witch Hunt for Kyle Schwarber, Humans vs the Sun, and Thoughts and Prayers for Big Cat on the day of PFT's pinky toe surgery.
NFL Week 7 recap (3:07 - 5:50). Big Cat recounts Saturday night from the bleachers and the Cubs clinching their first pennant since 1945 (5:50 - 15:08). Football Guy of the week (15:08 - 25:53). Tiger Woods Who's Back Of The Week (25:53 - 30:27)). Dan Haren joins the show to preview the World Series, what it's like to pitch in a simulated game, and the chances of Kyle Schwarber having an impact on the series (30:27 - 45:39). Segments include PR 101 for Ryan Fitzpatrick. Humans vs The Sun, Hmmmmm, Respect the Biz, Kicker's Psychiatrist and Sabermetrics of the week.
NLCS Game 5 recap and NFL Week 7 preview of an ugly slate of football (1:59 - 17:13). Matthew Dellavedova joins the show to talk about playing in the NBA, winning a Championship, Australian accents, and killing snakes ( 17:13 - 36:33). Stingray Steve hops on to give his Friday call as well as a bonus call from History (36:33 - 42:38). Segments include Hurt or Injured, Humans vs the Sun, Hey JJ, PR 101 Rick Pitino and Friday Roast.
NLCS and ALCS recap as the Cubs are down 2-1 out in LA ( 2:20 - 6:50). Hot Seat, Cool Throne (6:50 - 15:30). Mike Ditka joins the show to talk about his could have been political career, football in 2016, apple washing, and who farted on Sunday Countdown last year (15:30 - 27:05). Aaron Nagler from Packer News hops on to figure out what the hell is wrong with Aaron Rodgers. Footwork? Olivia Munn? Brett Favre being around too much? Mike McCarthy's eyes too close together? (28:11- 44:35). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers for Curt Schilling's Senate opponent. Hurt or Injured Terry Francona. Sabermetrics, Could Alabama Beat the Browns. Not Afraid to go there with Stephen A. Smith and an Update on JJ Watt's last tweet.
Live from Chicago and Big Cat has been officially Kershaw'd but the show still starts with the fastest 2 minutes recapping week 6 in the NFL (2:21 - 5:01). The guys talk about their weekend in Chicago watching Cubs and Bears with Uncle Chaps and Marlins Man (6:24 -18:43) . Football Guy of the week and the Tiger Woods weekly "who's back?" (18:43 - 30:52). Interview with Joe Buck talking about his book, going to stip clubs with his dad, and who he is going to vote for in the upcoming election (30:52 - 53:33). Segments include Put one in his earhole, Just Chill Out man for Bills Mafia, and Thoughts and Prayers for Odell Beckham's immaturity.
Game 5 of the NLDS and Clayton Kershaw and Dave Roberts are the heroes (1:55 - 6:34). The Boys call Lenny Dykstra for everyones new favorite segment "Locker Room Talk" (6:34 - 8:05) NFL picks and weekend preview + Friday iTunes review Roast (8:05 - 16:47). Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club holds its monthly meeting and discusses future plans to get tattoos (16:47 - 36:33). Segments include Just Chill Out for Curt Schilling, PR 101 for Ken Bones. Trouble in Paradise for Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook. Explain it to Hank and Jimbo's of the Week
The Cubs are heading back to the NLCS and the PMT boys are on their way to Chicago this weekend (1:40 - 10:13). Power Rankings Wednesday (10:13 - 15:14). Hot seat cool Throne (15:14 - 22:25). Danny Woodhead joins the show to talk about rehabbing his knee, oreos, Nebraska, and playing with Phil Rivers (22:25 - 48:05). Segments include thoughts and prayers for Atheists after Tim Tebow saved a guy. Hurt or Injured Tommy Lasorda. Humans vs the Sun. Stay Woke. And the debut of "things I wrote down when I was drunk that I thought were funny"
Week 5 action and the fastest recap in sports. Playoff baseball. Football Guy of the week. Tiger Woods Who's Back Of The Week. Jay Glazer joins the show to talk NFL, Aliens, and the toughest player he trains. Segments include Thoughts and Prayers to Breast Cancer, Sabermetrics, Uhhh Ya Think, Respect the Biz and the debut of 2 new segments. "Yeah Right" and "Locker Room Talk" with special guest Lenny Dykstra.
Stingray Steve, Addison Russell, Dan Haren 10/07/16
MLB Playoffs and NFL Football recap (1:55 - 7:07). Week 5 Gambling picks from the guys and Larry the Goldfish (7:07 - 11:40). The first ever Friday Roast of Pardon My Take (11:40 - 15:36). Addison Russell from the Cubs reads a MET-RX ad script (15:36 - 25:08). Stingray Steve gives his call of the week and updates us on Hurricane Matthew (26:11 - 32:33). Former MLB All Star Dan Haren talks about pitching in October, why Madison Bumgarner is so good, and the Cubs chances to win a World Series (32:39 - 50:57). Segments include Sabermetrics, Sorry Not Sorry, As A White Guy for Joe Buck, Thoughts and Prayers for Mike the Tiger, Done or Finished for the NFL, and Jimbo's of the week.
The guys talk about Buck Showalter's brain fart and the classy fans in Toronto as the MLB playoffs are off and running (1:50 - 7:13). Power Rankings of lunch orders( 7:13 - 14:47). Hot Seat Cool Throne for coaches facing the firing ram (14:47 - 21:07). Peter King joins the show to talk about podcasting, the NFL, Roger Goodell, and what happens when he eats the trash on Twitter (21:07 - 59:35). Segments include "PR 101" for First Take, "Thoughts and Prayers" for ODB's happiness, "Sabermetrics" for Harbaugh vs Urban Meyer's fake Twitter war and "Respect The Biz" for the clown profession
Harrison Smith, Kyle Rudolph, and Blair Walsh 10/03/16
Week 4 NFL Recap and the Wikipedia Club takes down Books (2:53 - 13:29). College football recap and the Tiger Wood Memorial Who's Back of the week. Football Guy of the week in honor of Interim Coach O (13:29 - 22:33). Harrison Smith, Kyle Rudolph and Blair Walsh join the show to talk about playing for the Vikings, Charlie Weis, and post Teddy B life (26:09 - 53:11). Segments include PR 101 for Chuck Pagano, Humans vs the Sun Ryder Cup. New segments Worst Team In Football and Tell The Truth Mondays.
The guys talk about the upcoming Football weekend and whether or not Ryan Tannehill sucks (he does) (2:42 - 13:10). Tim Meadows joins the show to talk SNL, his new show Son of Zorn, and an Office table reading (13:10 - 39:32). Stingray Steve joins to talk about CFB and his call of the week (39:32 - 44:51). Segments include "Thoughts and Prayers" for the entire Browns organization, "Trouble In Paradise", "Spinzone", "Hurt or Injured", "Stay Woke", "Sorry Not Sorry" for Curt Schilling and "Jimbo's".
PFT and JJ Watt are both on the IR and America is worried(2:21 - 8:49). Power Rankings drink orders at the bar (8:49 - 15:48). Hot Seat Cool Throne of the week for the Coach's in trouble (15:48 - 23:13) . Katie Nolan joins the show to talk about working at FOX, Regis Philbin, Fish Fighting, and what it's like working for Roger Goodell (23:13 - 57:09). Segments include "Uhhh Ya Think", "Spinzone", "Hmmm", "Michael Wilbon name drop of the week presented by Michael Wilbon he once golfed with Obama not to brag" and a very special debut of our new unnamed RGIII segment.
Giants Offensive Lineman Marshall Newhouse and Justin Pugh (and Eli Manning) 09/26/16
Week 3 NFL recap is live and the guys are playing injured. Tiger Woods Memorial who's back of the week (2:20 - 16:17). Football Guy of the week (16:17 - 32:35). Giants Offensive Lineman Justin Pugh and Marshall Newhouse join the show to talk about funniest QB in the league, College days, Coughlin stories, and a call to Eli Manning (32:25 - 58:44). Segments include "Just Chill Out Man" for Jason Whitlock, "Respect The Biz" for Michael Wilbon, "Thoughts and Prayers", "People vs The Sun", and a very special "Stay Woke"
The Broketship has failed to launch. The guys discuss the Patriots annihilations of the Texans on Thursday Night Football and their Larry II problem (2:52 - 10:36). Stingray Steve joins the show for your CFB preview (10:36 - 16:07). Richard Deitsch from SI discusses the media landscape, his feud with Darren Rovell, and how to be a big J Journalist (16:07 - 52:20). Segments include "Trouble in Paradise", "Hurt or Injured", "Thought and Prayers" for USA Hockey, Jimbo's of the week and a bonus Explain it to Hank.
The Bears are dead and mid week NFL action means Coaches have to speak to the media (1:50 - 13:04). Hot Seat/Cool Throne to tell you the next NFL Coach to get fired (14:27 - 18:38). Power Rankings of uniforms (18:38 - 24:55). The People's lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to talk about Larry the Goldfish fraud plans, ponzi schemes, and the debut of the new segment "Portnoy's Complaint" where Mr. Portnoy tells everyone what is bothering him this week (24:55 - 52:07). Segments include "PR 101", "Uhhh Ya Think", "Just Chill Out Man", "Respect the Biz", and the newest segment "Big Cat eats chips because he went to Soul Cycle yesterday"
Robert Klemko From Sports Illustrated And EDP 09/19/16
Week 2 Round up is here. The guys discuss Andrew Luck, who wins the "Tiger Woods is Back memorial of the week"(2:21- 12:08) and Football Guy of the weekend (12:08 - 19:11). Robert Klemko from Sports Illustrated joins the show to discuss Colts/Broncos, surprise teams and what it's like working for Peter King(19:11- 38:20). Eagles Superfan EDP hops on to preview Bears/Eagles MNF and thoughts from Week 2 (38:20 - 43:22). Segments include "He said what now?", "PR 101", "Hurt or Injured" for Danny Woodhead and PFT's life. "Hmmm" and a "Spinzone" for everyone who owes their bookie.
Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club and Stingray Steve 09/16/16
The guys talk Thursday Night Football and the death of Bills Mafia (1:53 - 5:26). NFL Picks for the Las Vegas Supercontest and an update on Larry 2 (5:26 - 12:51). Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club discussing Toilet Paper Orientation and Cider Donuts (12:51 - 30:03). Stingray Steve comes on the show to talk SEC football and gives us his call of the week for CFB Week 2 (30:07 - 37:42). Segments include "Spin Zone", "Stay Woke", "Connect the Dots" with Curt Schilling. Humans vs The Sun, and Jimbo's of the week.
The guys talk about the NFL owning their mind, body and soul as well as their excitement for the new color rush jerseys(2:14-7:59). Wednesday's Hot Seat, Cool Throne (8:00 - 13:31). Power Rankings of what football guys eat (13:31 - 18:43). Michael Rapport joins the show to talk about his recent cat murders, fantasy football and wars on twitter (18:43 - 45:50). Segments include the debut of "Humans vs the Sun", "Sabermetrics", "Spinzone" for Rob Ryan getting his lap band removed. "Respect the Shield" and "Jagging Off" with Uncle Chaps. The show ends with a very special shout out to ourselves for being Rainmakers.
The first NFL Sunday has finally arrived and the guys are ready to recap all the action as well as Larry The Goldfish's triumphant 3-0 gambling start (1:53 - 12:23). Football guy of the week is awarded and Roger Goodell talks concussions (12:23 - 23:18). Dave Dameshek from the NFL Network joins the show to talk Week 1, fantasy football, and what it was like working on the Man Show with Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel(22:18 - 51:32). Segments include "Thoughts and Prayers" to baseball, "As a white guy", "Uhhh Ya Think", "Sabermetrics" for Jack Del Rio's ballsy move, and PR 101 for the American Flag.
NFL Season is finally back and the guys recap the Broncos Thursday night opening win(1:51 - 8:31). Week 1 Las Vegas Super Contest picks for PFT, Big Cat, Hank, and Larry the Goldfish are revealed (8:31 - 21:15). Mike Florio from Pro Football Talk joins the show to preview the NFL season and his dark horse team of the year. Stingray Steve's Friday spot debuts with a preview of CFB Week 2 and his call of his favorite play from CFB week 1 (21:15 - 40:56). Segments include "Protect The Shield", "Respect The Biz", the debut of "Hot Seat, Cold Throne", "Spoilers", and weekly "Jimbos"
Football is finally back and the guys are here to discuss the upcoming NFL season and the new segment "The Tiger Words who is back of the week memorial"(1:43 - 12:07). Power Rankings of Summer Songs (12:16 - 19:57). AJ Hawk joins the show for the first ever swap cast and an interview that is continued over on his podcast the HawkCast (19:57 - 42:38). Segments include "PR 101", "Just Chill Out Man", "Respect The Biz", and the first ever Baby Pool with special guest Caleb Pressley
Special Labor Day edition of Pardon My Take. Sam Bradford trade and roster cuts in the NFL (1:44 - 10:58). New segment "football guy of the week" (10:58 - 14:50). The guys interview Marlins Man and take in a game with him as they conduct the first ever podcast from the first row of a baseball game(14:58 - 34:02). Segments include thoughts and prayers, hurt or injured for Steph Curry, the debut of "Christian Persecution" and "Sources" as well as a "Uhhh Ya Think".
Wrap up of the trip to Minnesota and the Teddy Bridgewater aftermath (2:09 - 9:28). Fantasy football season and the guys discuss a very difficult fantasy problem as well as Mt Rushmore of fantasy guys (9:29 - 23:00). College football expert Phil Steele joins the show to discuss the upcoming season (24:10 - 38:05). Stingray Steve joins the show to talk about Miss St, Internet Catfishing, and his excitement for the 2016 season (38:05 - 48:25) . Segments include "PR 101", "Uhhh Ya Think", "Talking Soccer", "Respect The Biz", a debut of "Just Chill Out Man" and weekly Jimbos
The guys have traveled from Las Vegas and are now in Minnesota ready to save Vikings fans from the disastrous Teddy Bridgewater injury (2:00 - 15:19). Mt Rushmore of tailgate activities (15:19 - 24:45). FOX NFL and CFB analyst Dave Wannstedt joins the show to talk about the upcoming season, being a football guy, and what his first change was after taking over the Chicago Beats from Mike Ditka (24:45 - 49:41). Segments include the debut of "As A White Guy" (50:41 - 53:49) as well as "Sabermetrics", "Peter King Ate The Trash Again", "Thoughts And Prayers" for the Sun at the Tim Tebow try out, and "Spoilers"
Live from Las Vegas for the NFL Super contest the guys introduce the 4th member of the crew for the upcoming football season (1:44 - 7:22). Debut of the Pardon My Take merchandise and shareholding system as well as Colin Kaepernick talk from this weekend(7:22 - 15:52). Mt Rushmore of worst cities in America(15:52 - 24:42). Pro Bowl punter Pat McAfee joins the show to talk punting, preseason and the Colts upcoming season (24:43 - 50:47). Segments include Respect The Biz, Hurt or Injured for Tony Romo, Sabermetrics, Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules, and the wildest Hot in the streets with Hank to date.
The guys talk Joey Bosa contract (4:56 - 9:10) and Rex Ryan gaining 30 pounds since Rob Ryan's move to Buffalo (9:10 - 15:52). Mt Rushmore of finger foods (15:52 - 25:51). Charissa Thompson joins the show to talk Seahawks, her obsession with showers, working at FOX and a VERY famous person in her cell phone (15:52 - 51:31). Segments include Talking Soccer, Respect The Biz a,nd Jimbos of the week.
Madden Day is officially here and the guys are ready to celebrate by not playing the new Madden (1:02 - 7:01). It's also little League World Series season which means mic'd up coaches acting a little too nice for the cameras (7:02 - 11:10). Mt Rushmore of Sad Songs (11:10 - 20:42). Scott Van Pelt joins the show for rapid fire questions, talk about the famous voicemail, and a phone call to Tiger Woods (21:42 - 55:32). Segments include "Respect The Biz", "Thoughts and Prayers", "Hmmm", and new segments "Sports Psychiatrist" and "Peter King ate the trash again".
Olympic wrap up and what was our big takeaway from Rio. UFC 202 recap and an impromptu Mt Rushmore of baseball manager fighting styles. Mt Rushmore of Power Moves. Scott Van Pelt from ESPN joins the show in part 1 of his interview to discuss working at ESPN, Sportscenter, and the media world. Segments include Hurt or Injured, Olympic Update, Talking Soccer, Please Respect The Biz, and Uhhhh Hey JJ
Ryan Lochte's international incident is now the story of the Olympics and gets a PR 101 from all angles. Mt Rushmore of "Football Guys" with a bonus Rushmore of football guy FUPAs. Jon Anik joins the show to talk UFC 202, whether or not the Diaz/McGregor feud is real, and if Rovell's name is no longer allowed to be mentioned at UFC headquarters. Blake Bortles joins for our weekly Wikipedia Club (This month's discussion is shorts and banana boats). Segments include Spinzone for DeAndre Jordan, Sorry not Sorry for Danny Kanell, Please Respect the Biz and Jimbos of the week sponsored by RGIII getting his new girlfriend's name tattooed on his arm.
Olympics and a breakdown of who is the alpha dog amongst the NBC analysts. Mt Rushmore of backup QB's. Olympic gold medalist Conor Dwyer joins the show to talk about Rio and peeing in pools as well as a phone call to Michael Phelps. Segments include "Thoughts and Prayers" for Colin Kaepernick and Danny Kanell's travel woes. Spinzone for Aaron Hernandez. Debut of the segment "Protect The Shield" and "Please Respect The Biz" for the reporter denied a Jadeveon Clowney interview.
Recap of a huge Olympic weekend. Could Usain Bolt play in the NFL? is Michael Phelps the greatest Olympian ever? Does anyone on earth like Hope Solo? Mt Rushmore of cheap booze/beer. FOX head referee Mike Pereira joins the show to talk football, what is a catch, and whether or not he thinks Jon Gruden will someday try to kick his ass. Segments include PR 101 for Ryan Lochte, Olympic Pool Update, Thoughts and Prayers and Hank has an idea.
Lebron James has officially signed BUT the guys have a new dragon to chase in the journalism world. Olympics talk as well as discussion about the doping crisis in the speed walking world. Mt Rushmore of conspiracy theories. America's Lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to discuss the liability facing PMT with the "Uhhh Hey JJ" movement and update on Trump. Segments include the first ever PR 101 with the actual subject as Albert Breer joins the show minutes after his Twitter account was hacked. "Please Respect the Biz h/t Jay Mariotti", "Is Pat Riley Going To Die Soon", "Spinzone" for Bobby Petrino and Jimbos of the week.
The guys are in the Olympic spirit after Michael Phelps dominating night. USA wins in Rio and why Chad Le Clos is an all time loser. Mt Rushmore of good smells and guys you don't want at your party. Landon Donovan joins the show to talk soccer, Olympics, and joining in a Swansea ownership alliance with Big Cat. Segments include "Tebow Watch", "Sabermetics", "Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules", "Spinzone" for David Ortiz's racist bobbleheads and a Lebron James update
The Olympics are finally here, only to be over shadowed by A-Rod's retirement announcement. Hall of Fame game talk and favorite Rio moments from the opening weekend. Mt Rushmore of Sauces. GQ writer Drew Magary discusses his new book, the pain of being a Vikings fan, and how happy he is that he is on Hulk Hogan's good side (kind of). Segments include PR 101 for the US Basketball team "accidentally" walking into a Brazilian Brothel. Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules, Paralympic Update, Witch Hunt for Jim Furyk, and Not afraid to go there for the A's strength coach that illegally videotaped the team shower's.
NFL training camp is cooking up and the guys are ready to talk about Canton and the Hall of Fame ceremony this weekend. Mt Rushmore of animals you wish would go extinct. Pharma Bro and twitter bad boy Martin Shkreli joins the show to talk about his feud with Big Cat, Wu Tang, and joining a band with the Pardon My Take guys. Segments include "hmmm", "Lebron James Free Agency Update", "Not To Brag But We Called It", "Olympic Update", "Uhhh Ya Think" and Jimbo's of the week.
The guys discuss Big Cat's move to NYC and all the NFL training camp story lines they predicted. Mt. Rushmore of fears. USA Rugby players Danny Barrett and Madison Hughes join the show to talk about the upcoming Olympics. John Costacos, the man behind all the popular 80's/90's NFL posters joins the show to talk about his favorite poster projects as well as an all time Jim McMahon story. Segments include Spinzone for future Hall of Famer Trent Richardson, PR 101 for Rolando McClain, Lebron James Free Agency Update, Olympic Update, and Hot in the streets with Hank.
MLB trade deadline is upon us and there are a lot of team's "going for it" minus Jonathan Lucroy. Mt Rushmore of annoying favors people ask you. Barstool's newest hire Uncle Chaps joins the show to talk about his time in the marines, being a Jaguars fan, and life as a Ginger (with bonus Mt Rushmore of gingers). Segments include PR 101 for Draymond Green, Olympic Update, Uhhh Hey JJ, Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules, Lebron James Free Agency Update and Done or Finished for Nyquist the horse
Football is back (sort of) and the guys are ready to tell you every possible training camp story line before it even happens. Mt Rushmore of old white guy words. Good friend of the show Michael Rapaport joins to talk about his "World Tour" through Milwaukee and Chicago, why Steph Curry is a fraud, and the time Isiah Thomas dunked on him at a youth basketball camp in 1984. Segments include "Thoughts and Prayers", "Lebron James Free Agency Update", "Hank Hot on the Streets", and "Jimbos of the Week"
The guys enter into their first ever Radio War with 97.5 the Fanatic's Anthony Garagano. Mt Rushmore of bad guys. ESPN's Rachel Nichols joins the show to talk NBA, famous Northwestern grads, and how we aren't very good journalists (but she still technically called us journalists, not to brag or anything). Segments include "PR 101", "Lebron James Free Agency Update", "Is Pat Riley Going To Die Soon", "Hurt or Injured", and new segment "Chip or Chump"
The guys talk about Chris Sale's weekend outburst and the MLB trade deadline. Mt Rushmore of hangover remedies. MLB Hall of Famer Andre Dawson joins the show to talk Cubs and tells an all time Greg Maddux story. Segments include "Uhhh Hey JJ" for JJ Watt's hand written note to the fans, "Hmmm" for Ken Griffey Jr. "Olympic Update", "Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules" and a "Lebron James Free Agency Update".
PFT is live from Lebron's Free Agency in Cleveland, also the RNC is discussed. Mt. Rushmore of office buzzwords. San Jose Sharks center Logan Couture joins the show to talk hockey, summer training, and what he would change in the NHL if given the power. Segments include "PR 101" for Kevin Durant Paul Ryan, "Talking Soccer", "Olympic Update, "Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules", "Uhhhh Hey JJ" and "Jimbos Of The Week"
The guys discuss the big news with the hiring of Erika Nardini as CEO and the Chicago Bulls winning the NBA summer league championship. Mt Rushmore of favorite excuses. Miss St. and SEC Superfan Stingray Steve joins the show to talk football and storm chasing. America's lawyer Mike Portnoy discusses all legal matters facing the podcast. Segments include "Not afraid to go there" for Lou Holtz, "Olympic Update", "Uhhh Ya Think", "PR 101", "Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules", and "People Forget That"
The guys break down the Open Championship and why Big Cat is drawn to rooting for Phil Mickelson. Twitter friend @trillballins joins the show for the Mt Rushmore of millennial baby names. Blake Bortles from the Jacksonville Jaguars joins the show for the second meeting of the Blake Bortles Wikipedia club. Segments include "Hurt or Injured", "Uhhh Ya Think" for Brock Lesnar's steroids, "PR 101" for Johnny Manziel and a new segment "Is Pat Riley going to die soon?".
Welcome to the first Annual Takie Awards. With nothing going on in mid July there is no better time to give out some sports awards. Person Cam Newton could learn the most from after a loss. Worst Twitter account. Best sports feud. The Mike Ditka "is it a fart or a poop?" courage award. Best performance by a gorilla trying to save a child. Guest presenters Chris Long, Danny Woodhead, Blake Bortles, Mike Florio, Dan Haren, Richie Incognito, Sam Dekker and more (Ryan Whitney). Buckle up for the takie